Extra: Late-night visitors
Late at night.
Turning off the computer, Xingxing slumped lazily in his chair.
"I finally finished writing the first volume! I'm tired of the baby. ”
He struggled to his feet, ready to go to the fridge to get a beer to treat himself, just as the doorbell rang.
"Who is it so late, is it my fan?"
In fact, he doesn't have any fans, and no one reads the books he writes, but he always fantasizes that he has a lot of beautiful fans. The door opened, but there were two people, an old man and a young man, the young handsome and straight, and the old looking a little obscene.
"Who are you looking for?" the stars felt that the two men were familiar, but they didn't know each other.
"Are you Mr. Fantastic?" asked the handsome young man timidly, looking a little wooden.
Xingxing was startled, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes, he frowned, and said deliberately: "What Mr. Magic, you have found the wrong person!"
He was calm on the surface, but he had already turned a monstrous wave in his heart, which was incredible! At this moment, he had already guessed who these two people were.
The two of them were stunned for a moment, their eyes widened, the handsome young man did not give up, and said in a loud voice: "No, the address is not wrong, aren't you Mr. Fantastic, the author of "The Legend of the Heroes of the Extreme Sky"?"
"God, your sister's strangeness, my name is Xingxing, and the name Xingxing has been used when I register my ID, so I have to add a magic in front!
"Uh......"
The two looked at each other again, the obscene old man's small eyes blinked, and immediately smiled and said, "Ahaha, Mr. Xingxing, I'm sorry, we ...... I don't know much about it, so please bear with me. My name is Bu Feng, and he's Shellham, Mr. Star, and we've worked so hard to get here, you see...... Can we go in and talk about it?"
The people who came were Bu Feng and Shell.
"Come in. ”
Xingxing let them in, and when the door was closed, they looked around sneakily, looking like a thief, Xingxing was afraid that the neighbor's house would just open the door and see it. Grandma's, this shell is too handsome, it is estimated that the cuties next door will be nymphomaniac when they see it. As a beautiful man who is not very beautiful, Xingxing doesn't want the cutie next door to see that someone is so handsome than him.
"Why did you come here? You are in the Polar Heaven Continent, I am the Earth, the Milky Way Earth! How did you get here?" Closing the door, the stars stared at the two of them as if they were looking at monsters.
One old and one young said: "Mr. Xingxing, we came through the Martial Alliance's teleportation array. ”
"Damn...... What kind of teleportation array is so powerful, even the characters in the novel have been sent here? Xingxing was stunned for a long time, and pinched himself hard, "Mom, it hurts, it's not a dream!"
"Why are you coming to me, you must know that you are the characters in the story, you can't come to the author, if you are seen, you will have to go?
Seeing that they were empty-handed, Xingxing's tone was very unfriendly, so it was obvious that they were coming to the back door, and they didn't know each other?
"What's the back door?"
Shell scratched his head and asked, Bu Feng kicked him very covertly, the bad old man was quite observant, and hurriedly smiled: "No, no, we are not here to go through the back door." Alas, the first time we came to see you, we thought we couldn't lose our dignity, so we bought a lot of gifts, but who knew that they were all seized by the guards of the teleportation array, saying that now we are strictly investigating smuggling and are not allowed to bring anything, you say this is not angry?"
Xingxing was skeptical: "Wow, still check smuggling?"
"That's right, I'm furious when I talk about it!" said the bad old man.
Xingxing coughed, "Pay attention, next time you put it in the treasure chest and hide it." ”
"Uh-huh, yes, yes. Bu Feng kicked the shell again, and the two nodded yes again and again.
"If you don't have anything to do, go to the Three Treasures Palace, say, what are you coming to me for?" Xingxing saw that the two of them were respectful, and most of his anger disappeared.
"Uh...... Mr. Xingxing, that's right," Shell was a little embarrassed, and said in a hesitant voice, "My student Gubila went to the imperial capital to study today, and the money I secretly stuffed to him was sent back by him. The world is dangerous, and I'm a little worried, so I'm here to ask Mr. Star to take more care of him......"
That's the? mud ma...... He's the male lead, I don't care who he cares about?
"It's rare that you care so much about him. Xingxing despised this fool in his heart, but he still nodded on the surface, and after a pause, he changed his words, "It's a pity, everything has its own arrangements in the dark, even the author can't disobey the mandate of heaven." ”
The old man and the young man were shocked when they heard this, and the shell immediately couldn't hold his breath: "Mr. Star, is Gubila in trouble?"
The stars pretended to be mysterious, sighed, and looked worried. In fact, he hadn't thought about the next plot yet, so he quickly searched his mind and muttered: "He does have a lot of trouble, I watched the stars at night, and calculated that he was ostracized in the university, and there were villains entangled, which can be described as dangerous, and the future is not very clear." ”
"That'...... What can I do?" the two said anxiously.
Xingxing stopped talking, slumped on the sofa and looked east and west, his fingers casually tapping on the coffee table, looking like he was concerned about my birds.
The shell looked at Bu Feng, and Bu Feng looked at the shell, staring at him with big eyes. Bu Feng was still clever, and his eyes rolled to flatter: "Uh, Mr. Xingxing, there seems to be a light-attribute Dan core in my drawer, which will shine at night, and it will definitely be beautiful if it is placed in your house." Next time, I'll get a treasure chest and bring it over, and honor Mr. Xingxing. ”
"Thank you. Xingxing immediately reacted, patted his chest and said, "Don't worry! With me covered, that kid from Gubila will definitely turn evil into good fortune!"
"Haha, that's good, that's good, thank you so much, sir!" the two of them saluted and thanked each other.
Xingxing was about to give the order to expel the guest, but Bu Feng suddenly said, "Well, I still have something to ask Mr. for a small matter." ”
"What are you doing?" the stars looked at Bu Feng.
The bad old man rubbed his palms and ran over to bite the star's ear, but was quickly kicked away by the star.
"No, you old bastard, how can I be a humble gentleman, how can I be *****?" Xingxing said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner.
"No, I think my husband should be a fellow traveler with me, am I wrong?" Bu Feng frowned, scratching the back of his head in confusion.
In fact, there are really a lot of films on his computer, from island countries, Europe and the United States, Hong Kong and Taiwan, and countless others......
"Uh, I heard that the world can download those beautiful things, can you help me download a piece and take a look?"
Xingxing's face was black, and he said treacherously: "I can't download it, my computer just happened to be broken." ”
Bu Feng was a little disappointed, sighed and flattered: "Then help me download it next time." ”
"I'll talk about it next time! I'm going to sleep, you go back quickly. Remember to bring the Dan core next time!"
The star pushed the two out and locked the door.
"Grandma's, there's been a lot of weird stuff these days. ”
I was about to get a bottle of beer, but the doorbell rang again.
"I'm slot, again?"
The star opened the door, and it was Ji'an who came.
"Hello, Mr. Star!" Ji'an looked flattering.
Xingxing looked him up and down: "Little fat man, what's the matter with you?"
"Uh, I want to ask you for help, I'm also going to college, and I'm going to go to college with Gubilla!"
Ji'an clenched his fists, his eyes were determined, and he looked proud, but then he was kicked out of the door by the stars.
"Get out!"
The stars opened the door and joked, you can go to school if you want, what is it to be a college?
"Open the door, open the door!"
The fat man was banging on the door outside and yelling, and Xingxing was afraid of disturbing the neighbor's cuties, so he had to open the door again and drag him in.
"Bastard, you're going to make my neighbors rest. Star said angrily.
Ji'an's face was full of ruffians, and he said arrogantly: "Hmph, if you don't help me, I'll quarrel here!"
"You ......"
Xingxing was angry, his eyes rolled, and he had to start pretending again. He sighed softly, put his hands behind his back, slowly walked to the balcony and looked up at the starry sky, and said meaningfully, "It's not that I don't help, it's that I have a certain number in the dark, and I don't have the ability." ”
"What do you mean?"
"Are you a single technician from generation to generation?" Xing Xing suddenly asked.
Ji'an was stunned for a moment and replied, "Yes, what's wrong? My father married five wives without any success, and finally married my mother before giving birth to me." ”
Xingxing said: "So, you should start a family first, and the most important thing is to have children and inherit the lineage." ”
"No, I want to make a name for myself and marry a wife and have children!" said Ji'an with raised eyebrows.
"If you can't do it, you have to do it, because your fate is destined, you will die under the claws of the monster when you go out to grind before you are fifty years old!" Xingxing stared at the fat man with a solemn face, and regretted a little in his heart Why didn't he say before the age of eighty, alas, miscalculated, and his mouth was too fast.
"No...... No way. Ji'an exclaimed.
"Alas, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, I saw that you were so positive and motivated to make an exception once, you are so self-conscious. "The stars are very similar.
"That...... that" Ji'an couldn't accept it.
"That's what, unfortunately there are three nothings, hurry home and go on a blind date!" the star blasted him out of the door.
After sending the fat man away, Xingxing hurriedly found a pen and wrote a few big words and pasted them outside the door. Sure enough, just after locking the door, I heard a sound of footsteps, and it seemed that there were several people.
"What, no one is home when you're traveling?"
"Damn, we didn't run for nothing!"
"Few people have read the books written by this bastard, and if you don't reflect on it, you dare to travel? ”
"That's it, what a street fighter!"
Those few people, you and I vented their dissatisfaction one by one, and they were willing to leave after a few foul words, so angry that the stars trembled all over, and they almost couldn't help but rush out.
"Nima, if I knew who you were, I would have written you to death!"
Xingxing said hatefully, and then several batches came one after another, and Xingxing didn't bother to care who it was, he was happily nibbling on phoenix claws and sighing for beer.
"Hmph! I'm glad I had the foresight, otherwise I would have been annoyed by those people. Wowhaha, I'm so handsome and shrewd!"
(ENDS)