Chapter 1: Go down the mountain and rob a woman!
"Hurry up, or it's too late!"
A bald fat man with a roasted pig's trotters on his waist shouted at the top of his voice, holding a pig-killing knife in each hand and ready to attack. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Why is it too late, Zhu Hengsan, you can make it clear?"
On the wide tiger skin bed, a slightly obscene and delicate teenager opened his swollen eyelids and looked unhappy.
"Of course it's a robbery! The little ones just reported that a caravan passed by at the bottom of the mountain, and there was a beautiful little girl who could bub up to the water at a glance!
Hearing this, the handsome young man really came to some energy, but then scratched his head again: "I remember that I didn't grab a few little girls last year waiting for screening? Why do you have to grab it again, it's too wasteful of resources, right?"
"I'm rubbing, you don't know, we have outstanding people on Niutou Mountain, the food is green and pollution-free, Zhang Huahua and others who were robbed last year have eaten 300 pounds of fat girls, and now their strength is greater than me, if you don't dislike it......"
Poof――
The handsome young man spurted out a mouthful of old blood three meters away: "Then what are you waiting for, call the little ones to come with me!"
"Rush, for the sake of the fierce and handsome boss!"
"Grab money, food, and women!"
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"Oh no, Your Royal Highness the Princess, there are more than a dozen thieves rushing over from the mountain, and they are extremely strong and fat!"
At the foot of Niutou Mountain, the caravan servants nervously protected a gorgeous sedan chair in the middle, and it was a maid next to the sedan chair who spoke just now.
Although this maid is only wearing a simple dress in green clothes, it is still difficult to hide her white and beautiful face, and the more she looks at it, the more thrilling her beauty becomes.
"What's the fluster, this trip to the Immortal Cloud Sect is to apprentice and cultivate immortals, how can a few thieves on the mountain disturb the heart of the Dao in the Immortal Palace? Qingluo, you are already an outer disciple of the Immortal Cloud Sect, even if you are not qualified to learn immortal arts, you should have grown a lot, let the palace see how your results are." ”
When speaking, a luxuriously dressed young woman walked out of the sedan chair without hurry, and her skin and delicate three-dimensional facial features were even better than the maid in Tsing Yi, interpreting the words "stunning in the world" all the time!
It's just that Her Royal Highness the princess seems to be in a very bad mood, but she didn't expect the itinerary to be so low-key but she still met a bandit, and she was very annoyed.
"Yes, the slave will definitely protect the safety of Her Royal Highness the Princess!"
The maid known as Qingluo took off the long sword behind her back and held it in her hand, and the emblem of the Immortal Cloud Sect on the hilt of the sword made the envious eyes of the surrounding servants redden.
With this immortal insignia, even if you don't know martial arts or don't understand immortal arts, few thieves who don't have long eyes dare to provoke them, right?
You must know that the Immortal Cloud Sect is the strongest Immortal Sect in the Northern Qin Realm, and it is even rumored that the current Immortal Cloud Sect still has Da Luo Jin Immortal in charge, otherwise those Wasteland Demon Beasts and Demon Fallen Demons would have already conquered the entire Northern Qin, where are there any royal nobles to speak of.
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"I'm rubbing, we're in charge! Look at how valuable that sedan chair is!"
Zhu Hengsan brandished two pig-killing knives and shouted excitedly, and the little short legs ran more and more happily.
"......Is the point of the sedan chair?"
The delicate young man who rushed to the back covered his face, thinking to himself that if the pigs were killed too much, the aesthetics would also deviate? Such a superb two beauties did not look at it, but aimed at the sedan chair of others, what a tragedy this is.
"Who is the bandit, dare to hinder the journey of Her Royal Highness the Princess of Northern Qin, suffer death!"
Qingluo has been in the outer gate of the Xianyun Sect for more than half a year, and her physical fitness has already been honed, and the long sword in her hand is like an obedient silver snake that slaps on Zhu Hengsan's pig-killing knife first, and with Zhu Hengsan's brute force, she was still beaten and staggered. At the same time, the three or five bandit brothers around were swept to the ground by a woman's ground leg, and their round bodies rolled all over the ground!
"I'll rub it, this little girl's skin is so fierce!
Zhu Hengsan also feels sorry for his little brother who is a thief, and it takes a lot of food to raise him so fat!
In order to avoid the terrible situation of no one to help him farm and raise pigs after the First World War, he could only beg the big boss to be ruthless directly, and there happened to be a river next to it......
"It's really useless, so many pork knuckles are eaten for nothing every day?"
The beautiful young man scolded in his mouth, but he couldn't bear to watch his little brothers being bullied by a woman, this has not become his wife who has been so fierce, and he will pay it back "in the future"?
"No matter how good your swordsmanship is, I am the only handsome boy in the world who has awakened the bloodline of the river god......! It's not good, that sword hilt is the emblem of the Immortal Cloud Sect!"
The young man just wanted to exert his might, but after catching a glimpse of the hilt of the sword of the girl in Tsing Yi, he suddenly hit a spirit, and was kicked by the girl in Tsing Yi and gnawed on the mud.
"Are you okay, big boss?"
The little brother of the surrounding bandits exclaimed, although they knew that their skills in charge were actually very ordinary, but they didn't expect to lose so badly, and they were so faceless to be a little brother.
"I dare to be a thief with this skill, I really don't know whether I live or die, Qingluo, kill them. ”
The woman in the Chinese clothes in the distance shook her head boringly, as if she was disappointed in these vulnerable bandits, and her eyes only stayed on the face of the young man who was called the big boss for a moment before giving the order to kill.
"Yes, Your Highness Princess!"
Qing Luo didn't know why she was a little hesitant when she saw the bandit leader clearly, this slightly delicate young man could be a bandit? She was a little puzzled and a little curious.
It's just that these reasons categorically couldn't make her disobey Princess Beiqin's order, and the long sword in her hand was the first to be on the young man's neck.
"Let us go!"
When the surrounding bandits saw that the big boss was being held hostage, they were so frightened that they didn't dare to move anymore, so they could only shout with their thick necks.
"Please wait, we are a group of kind bandits, even if we are handsome, we will not be guilty to death!"
"Good bandits?"
Princess Beiqin, who just wanted to get back into the sedan chair, heard the young man's begging for mercy, and the moon raised her eyebrows, as if she was interested.
"Your Royal Highness the princess, don't be deceived by him, the slave maid heard these people shouting from a distance just now, what are they shouting 'robbing money, food, and women', they are clearly a group of bullies!"
Qingluo remembered the slogan shouted by the bandits just now, and her face was slightly red, and the entire caravan was actually remembered by this group of fat people, just her and the princess.
"Don't! We really didn't know that the identities of the two fairies were so noble, one was from the Immortal Sect and the other was the princess of Northern Qin, otherwise no matter how bold they were, they would not have gone down the mountain. Besides, our thieves in Niutou Mountain are principled, robbing money will give people interest, grabbing grain just to grow rice for the villagers, robbing women is to invite you two girls to go up the mountain to taste my Niutou Mountain food, so as to do some publicity for our Niutou Mountain!"
The young man was sweating profusely while explaining, thinking that the other party had such an identity, it was not possible to fight hard, whether it was the Xianyun Sect or the Northern Qin royal family, either of them could level his Niutou Mountain in minutes, and the thousands of years of inheritance of the ancestors could not be destroyed in their own hands.
Puff -
Qingluo couldn't help laughing out loud when she heard him say that the thief was so funny, but when she saw that Princess Beiqin was still as cold as an iceberg, she hurriedly stopped.
"Flamboyant, how can there be such a thief in the world, I really think that this palace is easy to deceive. ”
Princess Beiqin sneered.
She has been fighting in the royal family for a long time, and her mind is comparable to that of ordinary girls, otherwise she would not take the initiative to give up the glory of the royal family, and went to the Xianyun Sect to work hard to cultivate immortals, you must know that her status as a princess is not easy to use there.
Seeing that Princess Beiqin still wanted to take his life, the young man was really anxious, although he awakened the bloodline of the gods, he had nothing to do except for that pit father skill, and it was absolutely impossible to expect to be resurrected in situ with full blood and demons after being hanged!
"Ha, it's Daddy Li! Daddy Li, look here, I'm Xiao Xia, the Niutou Mountain Xiao Xia who robbed your little pig last year!"
The anxious young man was in sorrow, and suddenly saw a hunchbacked old man passing by in the distance, and cried out as if he had seen a savior.
The old man was stunned, he didn't dare to approach when he saw so many people holding swords and swords, but when he saw the young man's face clearly, he couldn't help but come closer.
"Do you really know this bandit, old man?"
Qingluo asked with a strange face, wondering why this old man not only didn't run away when he saw the bandits, but also took the initiative to approach?
"Haha, I know, this little brother is the big boss on this Niutou Mountain, and the village under our mountain is looking forward to them robbing every year!"
Hearing the old man say this, everyone, including the princess of Northern Qin, pricked up their ears curiously, only those little thieves had red faces and knew that the time had come to lose face......
"I heard you right, old man, are you looking forward to being robbed by these bandits?"
The small mouth of the green radish was surprised into an alluring O-shape, barely holding a ripe banana.
"That's right, the old man, I'm very grateful to them, last year was robbed of a little pig by this master, who knew that the pig not only grew to 800 pounds a few days ago and ran back, but also brought five additional small ones!
And if there are too many daughters in the village who can't afford to raise them, and they are lucky enough to be snatched to the mountains, they will definitely be released back to the village within two years, and they will be more energetic than men in their work......"
Goo-dong -
The servants of the caravan collectively swallowed their saliva, thinking to themselves what kind of food you have in Niutou Mountain, is this the rhythm of giving hostages a strong pill for 12 hours! Why do you want to go to the mountain to see it......
The maid Qingluo was already laughing breathlessly, and Princess Beiqin was also flushed, but fortunately, more than ten years of royal cultivation still made her hold back.
"Hmph, it's rare for a bandit to be like you, what's your name?"
Hearing that the iceberg beauty who was high above finally relented, the young man wiped the cold sweat and straightened his chest:
"My name Liuchuan is taken from the meaning of mountains and rivers with broad 'essence' and depth!"
"Where's the last name?"
“...... Summer"