Chapter 11: Super constipation

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A thin, skinny old man was lying in a golden quilt, his eyes cloudy, and his breath seemed to be exhausted.

He is the current emperor, the ruler of the Tang Dynasty!

Fan Kang wiped his pulse, nodded from time to time, and shook his head again after a while, with words in his mouth, his brows tightened, as if he had encountered something extremely rare!

Standing on the side were Princess Ping'an and the second prince, looking at Fan Kang's expression, they were extremely anxious in their hearts, but they couldn't make a sound, and they didn't even dare to take a big breath, for fear of affecting Fan Kang's diagnosis!

After a while, Fan Kang withdrew his hand, his tight brows gradually expanded, and he smiled, "I already basically know the emperor's condition." This is a form of super constipation, which causes the fecal lumps to stick to the walls of the rectum. ”

When Fan Kang first came to this world, he heard that the emperor had a strange disease that could only eat but could not excrete, and he seemed to have seen this incident there at that time. It wasn't until Sun Wukong came to find him and the appearance of the six robbers of the Cutting Path that he affirmed his idea!

In Journey to the West, there is a king of Zhu Ziguo, who was frightened by the Qilin Mountain Pig who took the Golden Sacred Palace, so he got this super constipation.

Subsequently, under the trick of Sun Wukong, he used pot ash, flying dragon urine, croton, and rootless water to make a Wujin Dan.

In fact, in Fan Kang's view, among these materials, only croton has the medicinal power to treat constipation.

As for the urine of the white dragon horse. Rootless water, that is, the sneezing of the dragon king, is caught without touching the ground. One of these two things is a spoof, and the other is this pee! Sneeze! It's not ordinary, they all have the power of immortals, and when mixed with croton, it will immediately amplify the croton effect many times better, so the king's constipation will be improved immediately!

If it was Fan Kang in the past, he could just refine two pills, but now he can't, he has to take one step at a time!

Princess Ping An hurriedly said, "Then is there any way to treat it?"

Fan Kang pondered for a moment, and said, "Yes, I have already thought of a solution, from today onwards, I will do a massage for the emperor for nine days, once a day, and I should be able to heal after nine days!"

At this time, the old emperor on the bed said, "If Your Excellency can cure my tuberculosis, I will definitely be rewarded!"

Fan Kang patted his head, "You better take care of yourself first... Come on, no nonsense, I'll massage you first!"

"Presumptuous! How dare you say such disrespectful words to the emperor!"

"You are paralyzed! The dead eunuch will get out of the way, the man is talking, do you have the right to interject?" Fan Kanggang sat down, and suddenly got up and pointed to the slightly fattened, fair-skinned eunuch on the side and scolded.

"Eh?!Gonggong Li, you step back first! and you. ... I don't need you here for the time being!"

Princess Ping'an and the others got the order, and they all retreated, leaving only Fan Kang and the emperor!

"Your Excellency is ready to go!"

Fan Kang lifted the emperor's quilt and lifted his shirt again, revealing his gray skin. He first transported his strength to his hands, and quickly rubbed it hot, and then touched the emperor's lower abdomen, and squeezed it hard!

A unique silk winding force of Tai Chi penetrates into the other party's body, and Fan Kang's purpose is to use the silk winding strength to peel off the fecal block blocking the rectum layer by layer, until the fecal block is exhausted!

But this kind of treatment cannot be successful at one time, every time the fecal lump is separated, it will more or less damage the rectal wall! At this time, some dirty blood flowed out of the old emperor's lower body, soaking the crotch!

Fan Kang frowned, but he didn't say anything, his subordinates were still massaging, and the silk winding energy was also outgoing wisps.

...... Princess Ping'an and the others were waiting anxiously, and the gate was suddenly kicked out by the door with a frame, but fortunately, several people were equipped with martial arts, even if they dodged!

"Paralyzed, it stinks! That's all for today. That one... Li Chen, take me to the Library Pavilion!" I saw Fan Kang covering his mouth and nose, scolding and running away as if he had to drive out of the door!

Princess Heian stepped forward and asked, "How is it, is it effective?"

"Nonsense! You and I will play with you!" The old guy pulled up his pants inside, go take care of it!"

Then he said to the second prince, "You take me to the library pavilion, from today onwards, I will live there!"

Living in a library room?!

The second prince said with an embarrassed face, "Brother Fan, the younger brother can arrange a manor for you in the city, and call a carriage to pick you up every day, if you live here..."

The Imperial Palace Library Pavilion is famous far and wide! Among them, there are human geography, historical records, anthologies, ancient myths, and more importantly, it contains almost all the martial arts exercises in the world, and it is a place that everyone in the Tang Dynasty wants to enter.

Fan Kang also knew, waved his hand and said, "I don't like those garbage exercises there at all, I'm mainly going for ancient myths! Let's go first."

The library is located at the back of the Imperial Palace, and it is generally a forbidden place, and no one except the Emperor is generally forbidden to enter. Even if the crown prince wants to enter it, he needs to get the emperor's dictation.

At this time, two uninvited guests were ushered in, and Fan Kang and the others walked to the door of the library pavilion, but they were blocked by two guards.

"Second prince, don't be embarrassed by your subordinates, the prince has an order, no one is allowed to enter without permission, unless you see the prince's decree, your subordinates can't let them go!"

It took a moment to come here, and he fought with these two guards for half an hour, and Fan Kang was already impatient to wait!

"Get up" Fan Kang pushed the second prince aside, and then slapped two slaps and landed on the heads of the two guards.

Go back and tell Li Bin that Lao Tzu will live here from today, if he dares to come over to find fault, be careful that Lao Tzu will burn down his East Palace!"

The Library Pavilion is a royal land, and the guards guarding it are at least martial artists in the late days of the day after tomorrow, and these two people are no exception!

But the two slaps just now, even if they intended to dodge, Fan Kang's hand seemed to have eyes, and it fell on his head like a shadow.

Suddenly, the two of them knew that this young man was definitely an innate martial artist, even if there were ten more late martial artists, they would still be beaten down, and the one who knew the times was Junjie, so they immediately left here and ran to the East Palace to report it.

They had just run out not far away, but Fan Kang stopped them again, "Eh, eh, what's the key, open the door and roll again."

Inside, there is a lot of space inside with two floors.

The first layer is full of human geography and ancient mythology.

And the second layer is the martial arts classics that everyone is eager to go to.

However, Fan Kang came here to look for information to find traces of cultivators, so he went directly to the ancient mythology class in the last row of the first layer!

Seeing that the second prince was still following closely, Fan Kang asked, "Is there anything else?"

"I don't know if Brother Fan needs anything, you can arrange it in advance!"

"Three meals a day, midnight supper is indispensable, some wine, two maids are sent over, and a soup bath every night is indispensable. Okay, that's it for now?"

Seeing the appearance of the second prince who wanted to speak and stopped, Fan Kang said impatiently, "If you have something to say, you are like a girl!"

The second prince has grown so big, except in front of his own father and mother, he has never been shouted at like this! And in the past two days, he has been constantly counted down by a young man younger than himself, and he has fire in his heart but does not dare to make trouble!

Who made the family a late-stage congenital martial artist? I didn't see that people didn't even pay attention to the emperor, let alone his little prince!

What's more, he has a request for others, if he really breaks into the library pavilion, except for Liu Boqin and Uncle Liu, who are guarding the southern frontier, no one can really surrender him!

"Then the king won't bother, go down to arrange the matter first, and say goodbye!"

"Bye-bye!"

Bye-bye?!Probably the meaning of farewell!

......

"What? The second prince took someone to the library pavilion?" the prince waved away the maids who were rubbing their shoulders and beating their backs on both sides, and exclaimed!

"Yes, his subordinates have tried their best to stop it, but there is a congenital master by the second prince's side, and his subordinates are incompetent, so they can only come to report it... The man also said..."

"Say what, forgive your innocence!"

"He said that if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince dares to make trouble, he will definitely come and burn down the East Palace!"

"Presumptuous!" the prince could no longer hold his breath, and said loudly, "Someone, spread the news that the Imperial Forest Army is going to the library pavilion, and this palace wants to see which guy who doesn't know what is good or bad dares to ignore this king like this!"

"The prince is angry!" Lan Zhiqing came out at the right time and said, "Don't go back to the library for the time being, go down and rest first!"

"Yes!

Seeing the two guards go out, the prince sat back on the couch and said, "Qing'er, what is your intention in preventing me from leading the troops to the library pavilion?"

Nalan Zhiqing walked to the couch, raised her hand to put the prince's head on her chest, and gently massaged her two fingers on the prince's temples.

"The prince is busy with official business, and there is something Qing'er in the morning, but he didn't have time to report it! The second prince and Princess Ping'an took that Fan Kang to the palace in the morning..."

Speaking of Fan Kang, Lan Zhiqing couldn't help but think of Fan Kang's cold words when she walked out of Barilla with Zhao Xun yesterday morning. Inadvertently, I felt a cold sweat break out all over my body.

After a long time, Lan Zhiqing said again, "They hurried to the Wolong Palace, and just now Qing'er got the news that Fan Kang broke out of the Wolong Palace, and the emperor also pulled a pair of pants and filth!

Compared with Fan Kang's forced entry into the library, the news of the emperor's shocked the prince even more!

The crown prince can have today's power, thanks to the emperor's perennial bedridden and unable to interfere with the government's income, if it weren't for Liu Boqin from the southern frontier, he would have rebelled with the flag!

Now the emperor's health is not as good as day by day, seeing that the throne is about to be at his fingertips, I didn't expect to let a Fan Kang mess up the situation, the emperor getting in bed is the last thing the prince likes to see!

The more the prince thought about it, the more terrifying he felt, and said, "Zhao Xun, how are you in control?"

Lan Zhiqing said with a smile, "I have already controlled it, as long as his strength improves, he can become a right-hand man!"

The crown prince got up, and said with a glint in his eyes, "I can't wait any longer, you go to the teacher and ask for a copy of the "Essence Blood Dafa" for him, so that he must defeat Fan Kang tomorrow, Fan Kang is too conceited, and his temperament is impermanent, and he can't control it at all! What he can't control, this palace must let him destroy in his hands!"

Hearing the essence blood Dafa, Lan Zhiqing's eyes flashed.

Fan Kang's words yesterday really made her feel terrified, the reason why she didn't tell the prince when Fan Kang entered the palace was that she wanted to superimpose the news of the two and give the prince a sense of crisis!

The reason is this "Essence Blood Dafa", which is a practice that can burn essence blood and improve strength in a short period of time.

With this exercise, coupled with Zhao Xun's young physique and extremely high qualifications, he should be able to reach the same level as Fan Kang!

Lan Zhiqing also wants to shovel out Fan Kang!