Chapter 65: I'm in pain
If you don't get along, you will burst chrysanthemums?
That's too passionate, isn't it?
Ren Tian sat on the bed, looked at the axe in front of him, the corners of his mouth rose, and he chuckled: "Axe boss, since you like chrysanthemums so much, then the little brother can only do it!"
"Hahaha!"
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"Haha, the kid is quite acquainted, the rules of the cell are that the newcomers have to be tried by us old people in turn****, this is called the welcome ceremony, do you understand, boy!" the thief-eyed prisoner provoked.
The prisoners around him all smiled strangely.
"It turns out that there is still this rule!" the smile on Ren Tian's face became even stronger.
The axe walked in front of Ren Tian, and took off his pants, "Boy, lick it!"
Ren Tian glanced at the lower gear of the axe, and sneered: "Such a small root, as thin as chopsticks, not as long as a toothpick, take it to stir-fry and feed the dog still don't think the dog will eat it?!"
Wow~~ Wow
Suddenly, the entire prisoner lying on the bed in the cell jumped down and glared at Ren Tian in unison.
"Dare to say that I'm small?" Standing in front of Ren Tian, the axe shook his strong chest and abdomen, and said teasingly: "Wait a minute, let you try my power as the Guangjiang Golden Gun Overlord!"
"Haha!"
"The boss blew up this kid's ****!!"
The prisoners laughed, but the laughter and persistence stopped abruptly for a few seconds, and everyone saw Ren Tian's feet like electricity, kicking the axe down, bang~~ The axe howled miserably, covering the downgrade, his face was distorted, and the pain was incomparable.
"That's what you have to do with the golden gun, that Lao Tzu is an Italian cannon!" Ren Tian said helplessly, shrugging his shoulders.
The prisoners around him broke out in a cold sweat, how much it hurt to kick this kick, and I couldn't help but think, who can take such a kick from you, that's really a god.
The axe covered the lower gear in pain, and said viciously: "Abolish him!"
The prisoners suddenly rushed up, Ren Tian hurriedly grabbed the upper bunk with both hands, kicked the prisoner who rushed up several times, and slammed a few times~~ The prisoner in front of him took a few steps back and hit the prisoner behind him;
When all the prisoners jumped down, Ren Tian had already climbed onto the upper bunk opposite, and all the prisoners followed closely to climb onto the upper bunk opposite, Ren Tian kicked a few people, jumped down again, and climbed onto the upper bunk on the opposite side, giving full play to the 16-character decision of guerrilla warfare proposed by Taizu, "I will retreat when the enemy advances, I will chase after the enemy retreating, I will disturb the enemy when he is stationed, and I will fight when the enemy is tired."
"Boy, there's a kind of don't run!"
"Ma slips like a monkey, this kid can't be a monkey, right?"
"Boy, don't let Lao Tzu catch you, or you'll die an ugly death!"
Ren Tian didn't want to spend it like this, there were only fourteen or fifteen prisoners in this cell, if it was three or four prisoners, Ren Tian could still deal with it, but the other party had fourteen or fifteen people, Ren Tian didn't dare to guarantee it, and his séance talisman was not on his body, because he was worried that the séance talisman would be thrown away by the police as waste, so he handed over the crazy mobile phone to Bai Xue along with the séance talisman and the red talisman.
"Brothers, let's split into two ways, one on the left bunk bed, one on the right bunk bed, I'll see how this kid can jump!"
"yes, why didn't I think of that?"
"I must have peeled off the skin of the stinky boy, and he dared to kick me twice!"
"You're okay, I got kicked five times by that kid. ”
The prisoners were divided into two roads, which was something Ren Tian liked to see, standing on the top bunk, six people came up, and there were eight people standing on the opposite bunk, eight people with their shoulders on their shoulders and smiling evilly waiting for Ren Tian.
The six of them climbed to the top bunk and rushed towards Ren Tian, Ren Tian wiped his nose and posed Bruce Lee's signature pose, his eyes were instantly sharp, and now he would always habitually pose this action, as if it was engraved in the depths of the bone marrow.
The sharp eyes saw the six people who rushed in, Ren Tian walked briskly, rushed to the front prisoner, kicked out as fast as lightning, bang~~, the prisoner "ah", fell directly from the top bunk, and fell heavily to the ground, not to mention how painful it was.
At this time, the five prisoners had already rushed to the front, Ren Tian punched again and again, and the fist hit the prisoner's head Ren Tian only felt that the fist was stinging and stinging, but there were five people on the other side, Ren Tian's fist hit a prisoner, and another prisoner next to him kicked out a kick and kicked Ren Tian's side waist, Ren Tian's body was unstable, and he felt that he was going to fall off the top bunk, so he chose to jump directly from the top bunk.
After Ren Tian jumped down, all the prisoners jumped down at the same time, and Ren Tian said darkly: "It's over!"
At this moment, the cell door was opened, and from outside came an angry voice, "Are you going to rebel?"
Immediately, five prison guards with batons in their hands rushed out of the cell.
All the prisoners immediately squatted on the ground, holding their heads and saying nothing.
Ren Tian looked out the door and saw that the middle-aged prison guard who had brought him in just now had returned, and he was also carrying five prison guards.
The middle-aged prison guard walked in, knocked on the iron bunk bed, and made a "bell" sound, "Axe, are you doing something?"
The axe squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and said loudly: "Sir Lin, it's not me! This newcomer shouted how good he could fight, and said that all the people in the cell were not enough for him to have a finger!"
The thief-eyed prisoner echoed: "Sir Lin, all of us can testify, this kid shot first, and we fought back in self-defense!"
"Yes, yes, we are fighting back in self-defense!"
As soon as he heard these words, Ren Tianzhen lost his temper, and a large group of people beat him alone and said that he fought back in self-defense, and it seemed that the kindergarten was in vain.
"I don't know what kind of temperament you have? You'd better be honest with me!"
Lin Sir pointed at all the prisoners with a baton: "Is it clear?"
"Hear me clearly!" said all the prisoners.
Lin Sir walked up to Ren Tian and said, "Do you have something to do? ”
"Yes, of course!"
Although he was only kicked once, it was no big deal, but Ren Tian knew that once the prison guards left, these prisoners would besiege him again, so he chose to rest first and fight again!
Remember, it's a break, not an escape!
The axe, who was kicked in the lower body by Ren Tian, raised his hand and said, "I also have something to do, I need treatment!"
Lin Sir said expressionlessly: "What are you going to do, you want to fight!"
"Sir Lin, do I really want to go to the infirmary?" said the axe tightly with his legs clamped.
"What are you going to do in the infirmary!" asked Lin Sir.
"My eggs hurt!" the axe's face was very red.
"You're so idle, it's my business!" said Lin sir.
"I'm in such a pain!" the axe continued.
"I think you're looking for trouble!" said Lin Sir a little impatiently.
"Sir Lin, I really hurt!" said the axe hurriedly.
"Axe, I don't have time to play word games with you!" Lin Sir turned his head to the other prison guards and said, "Let's go!"
The axe wanted to cry without tears and said, "I really hurt!"
Puff~~~
"Haha!"
Ren Tian couldn't help laughing, this was too funny.
The other prisoners did not dare to laugh out loud, and lowered their heads and tried to hold back their laughter.