101 Greeting Relatives by Chance

Wu Mochong really didn't expect that when he went out, he not only met Ma Jiao, but also met his two little apprentices, he was so happy, busy looking for a place to eat. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Goudan said inappropriately on the side: "Brother Wu, we don't have money to eat, by the way, Brother Wu hasn't introduced me yet, my name is Zhang Goudan." ”

As a result, no one paid attention to this goods, Zhang Goudan also looked helpless, he is not a person in the martial arts, and he does not know martial arts, everyone can see it at a glance, since he is not a person in the martial arts, then people don't have a good face for him, and he doesn't care much.

Wu Mochong found a hotel, took these people to the private room on the second floor, and asked the shopkeeper to go to the top of the house if he had anything to eat and drink.

Ma Jiao looked at the plate of exquisite food, and the corners of her mouth were drooling, looking like she had never eaten anything good.

Wu Yingying and Wu Feifeng are not like in Shacheng, they are fascinated by a meal, on the contrary, the two of them are quite reserved, especially Wu Feifeng, who has not seen her for a while, the little girl is outstanding, her figure is also slim, and the delicate skin on the goose egg face can come out of the water with a casual pinch.

Wu Yingying is different, this bear child grows stronger and stronger, and his eyes are becoming more and more evil, just walked to the road and saw a little girl on the street with a sugar gourd, this girl ran over, not only robbed the little girl's sugar gourd, but also secretly kissed a family, and was not ashamed to say, let the little girl grow up to marry him, scared the little girl to cry, and finally the parents of the little girl came to take the little girl away, causing Wu Yingying to face full of regret, a beautiful woman, not a young feeling, it is really unpleasant to want to beat him, so young to learn to pick up girls, and do not spill shit to see what virtue he has, Wu Mochong decided, In the future, you must educate this guy well, otherwise, when you grow up, you may become a wicked young man who takes three or five slaves to the street to molest women, and he will simply lose his name as a master, otherwise, he will expel this bear child from the master.

Wu Mochong sat in a fixed position, before everyone moved chopsticks, a group of people were like hungry wolves, they had already stretched out their hands, stretched out their legs, the wine glasses were crooked, and the dishes on the table were already quite wrecked in an instant, as if they had suffered some aggression, seeing that Wu Mochong did not move the chopsticks again, the dishes on the table were finished, and Wu Mochong was so frightened that he shouted: "You guys hurry up and grab it, leave me some, a group of hungry ghosts!"

A group of people ate and drank well, lying on the chair and didn't want to move, Wu Mochong asked the shopkeeper to serve two pots of good tea, and everyone drank tea while recounting what they had seen and heard at these times.

Ma Jiao asked: "Gang leader, after this period of time, the name of the gang leader is spread in the martial arts, and this time, there is no help for the gang leader with the five-way chase and killing order, obviously, the reputation of the gang leader is getting bigger and bigger, and he is about to soar." ”

Wu Mochong said: "Brother Ma, don't worry, brother and I have achieved fame, and I will definitely take my brothers to enjoy the glory and wealth together." ”

Ma Jiao said: "Long live the helper." ”

A group of people turned tea into wine, raised their glasses and shouted, Long live the helper.

Long live the helper, but it caused the dissatisfaction of the people in the other private room, and someone over there said in a sharp voice: "Dare to shout long live at the foot of the capital, don't you want to live?"

When Ma Jiao heard it, she said angrily at this time: "What's in the way of you by shouting long live, eat more radishes and fart more, and care about his mother's width." ”

Someone in the private room over there continued to say in a sharp voice: "The Sprinkle family is really smiling, there are really people who are not afraid of death, and the emperor and his old man dare to call long live, how do you shout at home Sprinkle doesn't care, but shouting like this in the restaurant in broad daylight, the Sprinkle family is not allowed." ”

This person actually claimed to be a eunuch, it seems that he is a eunuch, there is only one place in the world where there are eunuchs, that place must be the palace, it seems that it is a eunuch from the palace, obviously the one who said this must be positioned high and powerful, extremely superior, Wu Mochong didn't say anything there, cocked Erlang's legs, rested on the table, patted his belly, and spoke to the private room next to him: "Which thing is not hanging under the crotch, blowing the atmosphere there, hiding in the private room to talk and pretending to be the uncle with garlic, there is a kind of out, so that the uncle will not kill you." ”

"Hey, the Sprinkle family's violent temper, it seems that someone is really blind, making trouble in the realm of the Sprinkle family, the Sprinkle family wants to see who is so arrogant and fearless?"

While he was talking, there was the sound of tables and chairs moving in the private room over there, and it seemed that the eunuch who was talking was walking towards him.

Who is the eunuch in this private room? It is really the old eunuch who went to the wicked town with Jingshenghu, he is in this restaurant today, because this restaurant is really a storefront in his hands, but he did not expect that someone actually made trouble in his restaurant, this old eunuch came out of the private room with an unhappy face, if the other party is really unreasonable, he does not mind driving this group of people away.

The old eunuch entered the private room and glanced at a group of people, but three men, with two children, obviously from the martial arts, but how could those two children be familiar, as if they had seen them somewhere, but the old eunuch didn't care, just two children, he really didn't take it to heart.

"Who was shouting long live just now, who was saying that the sprinkler family eats more radishes and farts?" the old eunuch glared angrily at the table.

"What Lao Tzu said, hairless old dog, what do you want?" Ma Jiao slapped the table and said with a glare.

The old eunuch said: "Boy, which maggot pulled out of the big dung pit are you, you don't have a door on your mouth like this, what nonsense is magnificent, dare to shout long live at the feet of the Son of Heaven, do you believe it or not, the Sprinkle family gave an order, and asked someone to arrest you and hang and beat!"

Ma Jiaole, an old eunuch who is almost toothless, pretending to be an uncle here, he said: "You shouted, before you shouted, Ma Ye's big fist covered your face with a big fist, so that you know why the flowers are so red." ”

The old eunuch said, "You dare to threaten the Sprinkle family?"

Ma Jiao's hands tightened, and said: "I'm so scared, threatening you? Which green onion are you, Ma Ye can use it to threaten you, hurry up and eat for Ma Ye, and then be verbose here, be careful that Ma Ye dismantles your bones and sticks them on the door to avoid evil." ”

The old eunuch was so angry that his face was flushed, and he said arrogantly: "You guys get out of the Sprinkle family, the Sprinkle family doesn't welcome you!" Do you know who the Sprinkle family does things with? The Sprinkle family follows the second prince, who is the second prince, and the Sprinkle family can scare you to death if you don't say anything. ”

Wu Mochong really didn't know who the second prince was, but when he heard it, he was a powerful person, so he couldn't help but pretend to gasp there and said: "You actually followed the second prince, scared the baby to death." ”

The old eunuch sneered: "I'm afraid, then don't you want to get out of the way?"

Wu Mochong said: "What if I don't roll?"

The old eunuch said, "Sprinkle the family until you get out!"

Wu Mochong stood up, clapped his hands and said, "Since this is the case, then let's get out, have you eaten well, and get out of here after eating." ”

Wu Mochong hurriedly asked a few people to get up, and the group of five got out of the way.

The old eunuch looked proud, sure enough, it was really good to move out of the second prince, although since the villain town came back, the old eunuch was not favored by the second prince, but he still used the name of the second prince to make a fortune outside, this time a few words drove this group of people away, he was really beautiful in his heart, very cool.

After waiting for a long time, he found that the owner of this hotel was there and wanted to talk about it, and the old eunuch asked, "You have a sad face here, what do you want?"

The owner of the hotel, with a crying face, said: "Master, those people didn't pay for food, why did you drive them away." ”

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The hotel owner was still arguing: "Master, I didn't drive this person away." ”

The old eunuch beat the hotel owner violently and said, "You didn't drive them away, when the Sprinkler family drove them, you didn't let out a fart next to you, and you were angry with the Sprinkler family." ”

The owner of the sprinkle shop hurriedly said: "I farted, but it was a quiet fart, you didn't hear it." ”

The old eunuch kicked him a few times and told him to get out of his sight quickly, what kind of shopkeeper he had hired was extremely disappointing.

This old eunuch was very angry, this group of people actually ate the overlord's meal under his nose, which made him very unhappy, but this is the capital, the mountains do not turn around, there is always a chance to meet, as long as they meet, he will definitely give this group of people a good look.

Wu Mochong led a group of people to run out, laughed wildly, and said: "This overlord meal is so refreshing, I wasn't ready to run, but I was driven out by the old eunuch." ”

Ma Jiao said: "Helper, shouldn't you have come to the capital all the way to eat the overlord meal?"

"What's wrong?"

Ma Jiao raised her finger and said: "The gang leader is wise and unparalleled in the world." ”

Wu Mochong patted Ma Jiao's broad shoulder and said, "Don't worry, in the future, the helper will definitely take you to eat all over the world's restaurants." ”

Ma Jiao smiled bitterly, and she didn't know what blow the boss had suffered since the separation, but she actually liked to eat overlord meals, which was really incomprehensible.

A few people walked forward, but Wu Feifeng said at this time: "Master, it's not too early, we have to go back to the house, otherwise the people in the house will be worried." ”

Wu Mochong thought, too, after all, these two children now have a place to stay, don't suffer with yourself, and said: "Where do you live now, drive Master Ming to find you." ”

Wu Yingying said: "Master, you don't have to look for us, as long as you are in the capital, I can find the master." ”

"Yo, you are a big ghost, where do you come from to be so confident?" Wu Mochong looked at this bear child with an arrogant face, and he had to suppress it.

Wu Yingying raised his head and said, "Did the master see the group of children on the side of the road?"

Wu Mochong turned his head to look and indeed saw a lot of children.

Wu Yingying patted himself on the chest, looking like a little adult, and said: "Our boss, as long as the master wants to find us, or we want to find the master, just find a few children and ask them where the hero is, and the master can find us." ”

"Yo, you're a good bear kid. Wu Mochong said.

"Generally average, third in the world. Wu Yingying looked like he was underwhelmed.

"Okay, be careful on the road, safety first. Wu Mochong said.

"Master, you old man should take care, don't die on the road, otherwise the hero will be sad. Wu Mochong said separately.

Wu Mochong coldly burst out of his mouth with a word: "Get out." ”

Wu Feifeng said, "Master, I'll see you tomorrow." ”

Wu Mochong smiled and said to the little girl Wu Feifeng: "Master will see you every day." ”

After separating the two children, the dog next to him said, "Brother Wu, where are we going next, back to the inn?"

Wu Mochong looked at him and said, "Do you say that you are a scholar who is stupid to read, we just ate the overlord meal at the inn in the morning and ran out, and now we go back, do you want to be beaten?"

"But aren't you people in the martial arts? in terms of martial arts, one can beat them a hundred, and you are also afraid of being beaten?" Zhang Goudan was a little incomprehensible.

"According to your will, if a man has the ability to kill, he kills every day. If a man has the ability to steal, he steals every day. It doesn't matter who he is, if he is unhappy, he will kill people, and if he is unhappy, he will steal. You have to understand that whether the so-called martial arts are good, whether it is murder, or theft, he just wants to fill his stomach, and then integrate into normal life, few people are born with a nervous face, and they have nothing to do to beat people and play. Wu Mochong said.

Zhang Goudan nodded and said, "Brother Wu said this is really reasonable, but unfortunately, I didn't understand a word." ”

Ma Jiao patted Zhang Goudan's shoulder, with a helpless tone, and whispered in his ear: "Read more, sometimes not only do you not understand, but I also can't understand what the helper is saying, although it sounds very philosophical, but if you think about it, it is completely a bunch of nonsense adding a little water." ”

Zhang Goudan deeply agreed, and he thought so too.

A few people continued to move forward, but they heard the blowing and blowing in front of them, and it was not lively, and a long line of greeting relatives was coming.

Wu Mochong grabbed a person's collar and asked, "It's so lively in front, who is welcoming relatives?"

The man said: "I see that you are from other places, do you know that the Ouyang family, a veteran family in the martial arts, is Ouyang Ba, the young master of the Ouyang family, who is welcoming his relatives, and the bride he married seems to be called Jin Yan'er." ”

After Wu Mochong heard this, he beat him with his fists, and shouted while beating: "The name Jin Yan'er can also be said from your mouth as a birdman! I call you, I call you!"

was beaten for no reason, and the one shouted for mercy.

Ma Jiao also followed and kicked the man, Zhang Goudan didn't know martial arts, picked up a few stones from the side and threw that, beating the man on the ground, with a miserable appearance of being out of breath.

"Helper, isn't that Jin Yan'er?" Ma Jiao seemed to understand, could this Jin Yan'er be the sister-in-law, but why did the sister-in-law marry Ouyang Ba, no wonder the boss heard it and beat this passer-by, no matter who heard this kind of information, everyone would be angry.

Wu Mochong looked at this welcoming team and said, "Ouyang Ba, if Lao Tzu lets you successfully worship today, Lao Tzu will disappear from the world from now on!"

Ma Jiao said: "Helper, what do you say?"

Zhang Goudan also said beside him: "If you have something to say, although I don't know martial arts, I am also a reader who has read two books, what kind of conspiracy and strategy do you use, although let me speak." ”

Zhang Goudan looked like a dog-headed military advisor, obviously thinking about ideas, how could he help Wu Mochong and engage in this wedding in front of him.

"Aren't you all afraid? This is the Ouyang family, the old first family of martial arts. Wu Mochong said.

"I'm afraid of a person, people are hanging to the sky, afraid of dying for thousands of years, isn't it a death, the ancient people died in Mount Tai, the old horse is a meaty, not to mention Mount Tai when he dies, Kunlun Mountain has it. ”

The fat man looked fearless, after all, he had been a soldier, and his face was full of blood.

Zhang Goudan stopped talking, after all, he was a scholar, let him have bad ideas, and it was okay to use conspiracies to harm people, he really said that he was not afraid, it was fake, although he said that he had something to find him, but his shaking legs and stomach exposed his heart. (To be continued.) )