One night, however, news spread that a new catch was coming to town. Pen "Fun" In the chatter of the neighbors on the street, Hu Xiao learned that the beautiful man was called Feng Lin, he was demoted from the imperial court, because he offended Wei Zhongxian, so he was relegated here to be a fast catcher, but the emaciated camel is bigger than a horse, and if he has a serious job like this, it will really attract Xiao Yuan; Xian Mi learned that the peach-eyed Li Qingming and the black-bellied man Shangguan Yongsheng, who had competed with him to eat tofu flowers yesterday, were both internal guards in the imperial court before, and they would probably be able to go to the yamen to eat and drink after winning.www.biquge.infoLi Xiaoming learned that the group of twenty people who appeared on the street yesterday and caused the screams of the girls turned out to be the guards of the imperial court, and the master and Xianmi were on the same line with them, and I don't know if there will be trouble in the future.

The three of them had their own thoughts, so much so that they were in a daze when they ate in the morning, and waited until the rice in the pot was cold before they came back to their senses. Xianmi took advantage of the fact that the other two had not yet noticed, hurriedly picked up 20 pots, and killed half a pot of rice in one go, and then sighed with satisfaction: "Sure enough, eating at your own home even if the rice is cold is very delicious, I patronized the game yesterday, and I haven't experienced the sweetness of tofu flowers." Ate so much, all for nothing. In today's game, you have to order snacks. That guy won't cut the door so hard that he won't even give me a plate of peanuts, but if he really runs into Lao Hu, he won't even be able to see the peanut shell. ”

Hu Xiao listened to her ridicule, came back to his senses, dug up another half of the remaining half of the rice, and glanced at Xianmi by the way: "Eating other people's food and saying bad things about others." You girl really don't know what to do. ”

Li Xiaoming then poured the remaining rice into his bowl, and then said worriedly: "They are all people who have been big officials before, you must not have conflicts with others." Especially Master, don't be carried away by momentary emotions, you really form a bond with others, and you will have a hard time in the future. ”

"Yes, yes, it's obviously a god stick who doesn't do his job, and he has two children, and he even wants to beat Sister Jiang's idea. People will throw you a few rivers just by their faces......"

Hu Xiao was almost angry by Xianmi's words, but what Xianmi said was not unreasonable. Although, his appearance is on par with that little white face (Hu Xiao thinks it himself), but the fact that he is a god stick is also a fact. It's also a half-official job to catch fast, maybe Jiang Yuan will really treat him? No, no, no, this is absolutely impossible. How could a reserved woman like Xiao Yuan be as superficial as this stinky girl?

"Tonight is obviously my match with the two of them, but Sister Jiang said that she would also watch it. Probably, it's because the seal will go. Xianmi added.

"What? that little white face is going too?" Hu Xiao asked, but he still had dead fish eyes.

"It's not just him. The rest of the catchers will also go, including the black-bellied man. For some reason, when he stared at me yesterday, I always felt very nervous. ”

"Eighty percent of you are interested in that kid. Hu Xiao buttoned his nose and looked at her, but unexpectedly he was sprayed with white rice by the fairy rice.

"Gross~, I'm so nervous he'll find out I'm a goblin. After all, for catching fast, goblins are just as important as villains. I don't want to expose myself so early and get into unnecessary trouble. The incident in Liufu before was enough to give me a headache. She wiped her mouth. Touching his round belly, he ran to the windowsill and lay down in the sun with satisfaction.

"I always feel that if you two go, there will be an accident. To be safe, I'll go with you to watch the game. Li Xiaoming looked at the two and said. Then he put away the dishes and chopsticks.

The day passed in the midst of everyone's consumption......

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At night, many people stood crowded in the largest private room on the second floor of the Yanyu Building.

In front of the square table, there were four people sitting, opposite Xianmi was Li Qingming, next to Li Qingming was Shangguan Yongsheng, and opposite Shangguan Yongsheng was Li Xiaoming.

"Little beauty, I miss it very much if I don't see you for a day. As soon as Li Qingming saw her, he began to glam.

"I understand what you say, but why is this guy here? Is he also planning to participate in the competition?" Xian Mi squinted at Shangguan Yongsheng. He was glaring at her with the same squinted eyes.

"Such a boring and pointless contest only idiots will participate. However, considering the safety of the lives of the people in this town, I should be present to supervise as a catcher. If anyone drinks too much and goes crazy with alcohol, I will unceremoniously draw my sword and cut him in half. Shangguan Yongsheng replied with a dark face.

"Sure enough, the air is getting dirty. Xian Mi replied with a sneer, "But why did the rest of the big brothers come here too? ”

She looked back at the catchers, and the catchers replied in unison, "We swear to advance and retreat with the leader!"

All right...... She turned her head again and said to Li Qingming: "What is the reward for this competition? ”

"Well, if you win, I grant you permission to let me appear before you at any time and place in the future, and let me do anything for you. Li Qingming threw a wink at her.

Xianmi sighed deeply in disdain, lowered her head and held her forehead, not wanting to say anything to him. This guy is really confident, although he is really good-looking, but in the demon world, such a look is nothing. His self-confidence only works in the human world.

Shangguan Yongsheng raised his hand in a "sudden" manner, "Report to the team leader, someone has abducted women here, is it immediately executed on the spot?"

Not far away, Hu Xiao was standing face to face with Feng Lin, but neither of them bothered to pay attention to each other. After Feng Lin heard Shangguan Yongsheng's words, he didn't raise his eyebrows, but said indifferently: "No need." ”

"Brother Shangguan, why do you have to be so careless? Can't you let me maintain a chic demeanor in front of the little beauty? Little beauty, do you approve of my proposal?" Li Qingming smiled at Xianmi.

"I seriously reject this offer. Xianmi gave him a blank look.

"Oh, I'm so hurt. So what do you want?" the guy put on a hurt expression.

"Report to the team leader, there are people here who speak frivolously and disrupt the atmosphere of our dynasty, and request that they be executed on the spot!" Shangguan Yongsheng raised his hand again.

Xianmi looked at the two of them who looked like living treasures and sneered: "I like to eat fish." Well, if you lose, then you have to treat me whenever I want to eat fish. If I lose, I'll be on call as you say. ”

"Deal!" Li Qingming hurriedly clapped his hands. So the game officially began, and the time was midnight, and whoever drank more would win.

After a bit of tossing, Xianmi also forgot about the snacks, and the two of them started the game directly. On the other end, Hu Xiao and Feng Lin also found a place to sit down and rest. Hu Xiao ran to the back kitchen to cool off the heat of mung bean paste for a night but didn't arrive, but when he came back, he found that a table had moved in the house at some point, and the table was full of delicacies at the moment, and Feng Lin was sitting there surrounded by girls. "Childe, I heard that you will be the catcher in our town in the future. Truth be told, the guests of Yanyulou are mixed, extremely unsafe, you can come often in the future, and those who are small will not dare to make a time. Come, I'll add wine to you. "Childe, this pigeon is a must, you must try it." "Childe, this pearl soup nourishes and nourishes your skin, even if Pan An is alive after you drink it, it will be difficult to defeat you by one ten-thousandth. "Hmph, usually these girls are around me, since Feng Lin this kid has stolen my limelight, Hu Xiao stared at Feng Lin hatefully, and the other party was cut with a thousand knives in his eyes.

After a while, Jiang Yuan came in with a plate of dishes. She put it on the table, and it turned out to be mapo tofu. It's just mapo tofu with a lot of chili peppers. She smiled and said to Feng Lin: "I learned that Feng Gongzi likes spicy food. I just went to the back kitchen and made it myself, with a triple supply of chili peppers, it should be to your taste. However, eating too much spicy food at night is not good for the body, but drinking this mung bean paste will be much better. This offer impressed Feng Lin, and he brought the mapo tofu and began to eat it, but he did not touch the mung bean paste because he didn't like sweets. Hu Xiao angrily wanted to take the mung bean paste and eat it himself, but Jiang Yuan quickly snatched the mung bean paste. She smiled and said to Hu Xiao: "Mung bean paste will have diarrhea when some people who have no heart and lungs drink it." I'll keep it for Feng Gongzi until he drinks it. "How can this little white-faced He De drink my favorite mung bean paste made by Jiang Yuan himself, Hu Xiaoqi's teeth are itchy.

On the other side, Xian Mi and Li Qingming had already thrown away their wine glasses and began to drink with the wine jar. Even though all the drinks were sake, the amount of alcohol was surprising. Of course, in order to maintain the amount of alcohol, the frequency of their visits to the hut is basically the same. Every time they drank three jars, two people would run to the hut at the same time. The thatched house of the Yanyu Building is built on the flat land at a certain distance from the Yanyu Building, and is built by a simple wooden house. In order to pee less quickly than the other party, he does not hesitate to use various damage tricks to prevent the other party from peeing.

Xianmi usually runs out of the house first, then lays an ambush outside the house, and when Li Qingming runs out, he quickly trips and kicks him, making him fall and eat, and then rushes towards the thatched house at the speed of an arrow off the string. Of course, Li Qingming will not admit defeat like that, he generally reacts quickly to get up from the ground and catch up with Xianmi, and then reach out and directly pull her belt to lift her whole person up and fall to the ground. He then rushed to the hut at the speed of an arrow off the string. Of course, Xianmi will not admit defeat like this, she will quickly get up from the ground, catch up with Li Qingming again, and then ride directly on his shoulder with a jump, and then stretch out her fingers, poke his nostrils with her middle finger, poke her thumb into the corners of his eyes, and pull back in unison, making it difficult for him to see the road clearly. But even so, Li Qingming did not stop, but accelerated into the thatched house. Seeing that the interference failed, Xianmi quickly got into the women's thatched house next to her. After that, the two walked out of the hut almost at the same time, and the interference continued again. This is repeated several times, and because both sides have figured out each other's routines, it becomes not so easy to interfere. Every time Xianmi stretched out his foot to trip Li Qingming, he gradually dodged it. So on the way to the thatched house, the two of them started the process of pulling each other back. Everyone wanted to arrive at the hut before the other, but in the end, they basically arrived at the same time. And while the two of them were fighting for the land, Shangguan Yongsheng was sitting on the windowsill on the second floor watching all this.

Approaching the last minute of midnight, Li Qingming finally couldn't drink anymore with a red face. After all, he has a human physique, and he is always invincible to a goblin. As a result of this match, Xianmi drank two more jars than him. Although the fairy has a better physique, Xianmi's situation is not much better than his, and she is also blushing like a monkey's ass at the moment.

The game was finally over, Li Xiaoming finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he shouted Hu Xiao loudly: "Master, Xianmi is drunk, come quickly!"

Hu Xiao threw away the remaining half bowl of mung bean paste in his hand, and found that Feng Lin was sweating hot from eating too many chili peppers at the moment, and he suddenly felt much more comfortable. He walked over to Senmi and found her lying on the table unconscious. So he asked Li Xiaoming to help her up and carry her on her back. This girl, I didn't expect it to be quite light, and I don't know where I usually eat so much.

Li Qingming, who was also drunk, was also driven away by the rest of the arresters, and Shangguan Yongsheng left with Feng Lin.

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Hu Xiao walked on the way back to the Yingbin Building with Xianmi on his back, and Li Xiaoming followed on the side. I saw that the person on his back suddenly inserted his hand into Hu Xiao's nostrils, pulled it back desperately, and shouted: "Fengmian! bastard!"

Hu Xiao was so torn by her that his nose was almost cracked, and he roared in pain: "You stinky girl!

Seeing this, Li Xiaoming wanted to help Hu Xiao, but his strength couldn't pull the fairy rice at all, so he had to give up.

Finally, with all her might, she broke her fingers that were tightly clasped around her nostrils, and something even more terrible happened. Hu Xiao suddenly stopped there, looked at the dark night sky with a loveless expression, and let out a long sigh.

Li Xiaoming felt strange and stopped, looking back at Hu Xiao: "Master, why don't you leave?"

Then, there was a roar that resounded through the night sky: "Stinky girl! dare to pee on my back!"

At this time, Feng Lin and Shangguan Yongsheng, who returned to the Yamen, passed by, and Shangguan Yongsheng said with a serious face: "Your Excellency, it is already midnight, it is forbidden to make loud noises in public, otherwise you will be imprisoned." ”

Hu Xiao turned his head, but happened to see the malicious ridicule on the corner of Feng Lin's mouth passing by him. Bastard!, he glared at him with bloodshot eyes.

"No, everyone!" Shangguan Yongsheng shook his hand. and Feng Lin trotted all the way back to the yamen.

This night, why did I go to Yanyu Building, Hu Xiao continued to walk and thought desperately in his mind.