Zhang Xingbao didn't know what a dead pervert looked like, but he would never admit that he was a dead pervert.

Facing the strange eyes around him, Zhang Xingbao was ashamed and aggrieved. Seeing that the dormitory aunt full of majesty had already gotten up to interrogate him, Zhang Xingbao decided to strike first.

He hurriedly got up and strode towards the dormitory aunt just when everyone thought he was going to run away. All the girls were stunned, even the slightly obese face of the dormitory aunt also showed surprise. What does this kid want to do?

Obviously, the dormitory aunt was thinking too much, because although Zhang Xingbao walked with a tiger step, he showed a flattering smile in an instant. He is not as handsome and Zhou Zheng as Liao Guangming, so he won't learn from Chow Yun-fat's chic style.

"Auntie..."

He shattered the illusion of the dormitory aunt with one sentence, at least he didn't make people think that this guy would do anything rude to the dormitory aunt.

"I'm Zhang Yingxue's boyfriend, and I'm waiting for him here. Zhang Xingbao already understood at this moment that he was afraid that he would be beaten hard by Zhang Yingxue. I thought that this was also in line with Zhang Yingxue's temperament, and revenge would not stay overnight. I really thought that she kindly invited her to watch the movie together in the disc bar, but she was also confused.

Thinking of Zou Jiaojiao's words in the classroom when she looked at herself several times with a meaningful smile and Zou Jiaojiao when she was separated downstairs in the dormitory, how could Zhang Xingbao not guess that it was two girls who released his pigeon at the same time? This must be Zhang Yingxue's idea, Jiaojiao is just an accomplice, just an accomplice.

Zhang Xingbao gritted his teeth, feeling that he couldn't lose face at the moment, and he had to pull a cushion on his back when he was dying.

"Your Yingxue's boyfriend?" Sure enough, the dormitory aunt was shocked, and looked Zhang Xingbao up and down in disbelief.

Indeed, Zhang Xingbao is actually not handsome, mainly because he is really poor in cold and arrogant temperament. Although Zhang Xingbao's skin is surprisingly good because of his cultivation, and the red 'vertical eyes' between his eyebrows that are like knives not only did not damage the whole face, but added to the charm.

But a pair of excellent skin and bewitching eyes are all ruined in temperament, Zhang Xingbao himself is a stinky father who was born in the market and learned from the army, so it is impossible for him to have a cold temperament.

The dormitory aunt obviously didn't believe that a beautiful girl like Zhang Yingxue would have such a bad eyesight, and finding a boyfriend was not like a student, but three points seemed to be a ruffian.

"You're Sakura's boyfriend, so what are you standing under this dormitory building peeking at?" the dormitory aunt questioned.

Zhang Xingbao's face changed, and he wanted to scold you, which eye saw me peeking? But the dormitory aunt represents authority in the girls' dormitory building, and if she charges you for peeping at the girls' dormitory, the teachers and students of the school will spit on herself.

Man is a sword, I am a fish. Zhang Xingbao decided to swallow his anger and not to ruin his reputation by acting rashly.

With a shy face, he laughed: "Isn't this a quarrel between the two of them?"

He looked frustrated: "Sakura Xue had a conflict with me, ignore me, I seek forgiveness here." ”

The dormitory aunt listened to this letter and said: "Just like you, I also think Sakura Xue should break up with you, re..." She swallowed the phrase "find a new one", because considering that she was the manager of the dormitory at the moment, she should not encourage the boys and girls below to fall in love.

Then his face turned pale and he said, "Students are not allowed to fall in love, I advise you to leave." Don't even want to go into the girls' dormitory..."

She was a husband and a woman, and she thought it would be over, but she didn't expect her to come again: "Young man, I advise you to die of heart, just you..."

She was really moved by compassion, she couldn't bear Zhang Xingbao's head to break the blood, and she didn't want a swan like Zhang Yingxue to be eaten by the toad in front of her.

But this sentence completely made Zhang Xingbao so ashamed that he almost didn't go directly into the cracks in the ground, but unfortunately there were no cracks in the ground. Why do you say that to me? Don't you see that there are so many beautiful women around who are laughing at you?

Zhang Xingbao was angry, but he seemed helpless. He only smiled bitterly, but scolded in his heart: "How do you know that Lao Tzu's wrong name in the class is a toad." Lao Tzu doesn't eat other meat, so he eats swan meat. ”

He decided that he had to win back a game and not lose face on his own.

Striding downstairs to the girls' dormitory, he held his head high in the midst of some of the onlookers. shouted at the top: "Zhang Yingxue, you come out for me." ”

He is full of energy, and his cultivation can be regarded as a small success. Although it can't reach the sound of thousands of miles, it almost didn't scare the girls around me when it came out.

You must know that Zhang Xingbao's snoring at night can deter the entire corridor from sleepless. So almost everyone heard the sound of the glass breaking in the bedroom, so they opened the window with a brush.

It's just that Zhang Xingbao screamed, and all the windows of the girls' dormitory building, which were tightly closed, were opened. Countless heads looked down from the window, looking at Zhang Xingbao, a strange man standing proudly downstairs.

At this moment, Zhang Xingbao was not nervous, but a little proud.

I thought to myself, don't you Zhang Yingxue just want me to make a fool of myself? Then let's make a fool of ourselves together.

"Zhang Yingxue, you come out for me. He cried out in a loud voice, "Do you think that you will be able to escape your sins by not hiding from them like this?"

He first buttoned Zhang Yingxue with a hat and decided to let himself stand on the part of righteousness.

Sure enough, all the girls were interested. Generally, boys go downstairs in the dormitory and shout that they are either out of love or show love. At this moment, Zhang Xingbao is showing a scene of broken love.

There is no fuss in the school about the scene of showing love, because there have been a lot of them. Is it a scene of broken love?

Although it is said that happiness is based on the pain of others, there are still girls who are tired of watching this kind of sad live sitcom.

"Don't run away, since you took the initiative to break up, you must explain the matter to me clearly. Zhang Xingbao made a final decision and decided to stage a sitcom between a lovelorn man and a negative woman. While letting Zhang Yingxue be scolded, she was able to earn enough tears and sympathy points. At that time, the perverted hat on his body will be removed, otherwise once this hat is buttoned up, then he will be really sad as a famous vigorous toilet man.

"In the past three years, I have never done anything to be sorry for you. You said you wanted something delicious, and I'll buy it for you. You said you wanted something to wear, I'll buy it for you. Even if you feel tired of lifting water, I will help you carry it. He kept spitting dirty water loudly at Zhang Yingxue, showing himself as a caring and warm man.

Sure enough, the girls around couldn't help but burst into tears of sympathy.

"However, just because I graduated from junior high school. With the teacher's obstacle and the parent's obstruction, did you give up the love between us?" Zhang Xingbao suddenly thought, can't really mess up Zhang Yingxue's reputation. Face is important for boys, and reputation is also very important for girls.

"I know, you've tried to resist, too. endured the punishment of parents and the strange eyes of classmates. You finally can't bear it, I understand you. He began to put a high hat on Zhang Yingxue, trying to explain to the people around him that Zhang Yingxue did not voluntarily give up love.

Therefore, Zhang Xingbao shouted: "You are tired, you are sleepy, you are tired." But don't be afraid, as a man, I'll shelter you from the wind and rain. ”

Although it is inevitable to raise the image of Zhang Yingxue, it is the eternal theme to earn an impression on yourself.

"The preciousness of love lies not in the perseverance in the face of reality. Isn't it about turning the impossible into a miracle?" Zhang Xingbao shouted, about to sing a song. Suddenly, the dormitory aunt who couldn't stand Zhang Xingbao's treasure here finally couldn't bear it.

I saw that the dormitory aunt didn't know when there was an iron basin in her hand, and suddenly smashed it towards Zhang Xingbao from afar, and shouted in her mouth: "Enough, shout a fart." ”

The thief who came from the iron basin was fast, and Zhang Xingbao jumped. But how could Zhang Xingbao be stumped by this iron basin?

He bounced up in the air and came with an empty-handed dart. In order to play Shuai to the extreme, he even did a side flip in mid-air.

This time the movement is like a rabbit but the weight is light, how many girls in reality have seen this scene that only appears on TV?

Zhang Xingbao's face flushed, and he suddenly found that the previous speech that he felt good about himself was far less real than his own backflip. In an instant, he knew that he had no eloquence.

Zhang Xingbao, who still has a self-aware name, decisively gave up the idea of shouting here again, and he also saw that the dormitory aunt was ready to get a broom to drive him.

"Mountains and rivers meet, I will come again. Zhang Xingbao put down a cruel sentence, and I don't know if it was to Zhang Yingxue or the dormitory aunt. When he turned around, he threw the iron basin in his hand casually, and it was the iron basin whirling in the air and flying towards the dormitory aunt.

The speed of the iron basin is extremely fast, and the carrier has a strong lethality. Just when everyone thought that the iron basin was going to hurt the dormitory aunt, the iron basin happened to pass by the dormitory aunt and landed firmly on the table next to the dormitory aunt.

To say stable is to be absolutely stable, and it did not fall from the table and roll to the ground.

Who has ever seen such the ability to lift weights like this? The iron basin didn't seem to fly from 10 meters away, as if it wasn't thrown by a person. Because no one from ten meters away can put the iron basin on the table without making a sound.

But Zhang Xingbao can...

"Damn, where did you come from?" some girls couldn't help but say.

At this moment, who really believes that Zhang Xingbao is a pervert?