Chapter 232: Spanking Nezha's ass

slowly comforted Li Gongfu and his wife, and finally Xu Xian completely took this matter on his body, and patted his chest to ensure that it could be completed in a year, which made Li Gongfu and his wife go home happily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

The reason why Xu Xian is so sure and dares to agree like this is not bragging, because he still has a piece of Lu Ban Order in his hand, and as soon as Lu Ban Order comes out, not to mention the reconstruction of the city wall and gate of the small Qiantang City, it is Hangzhou City, and it will not take three years to rebuild a new city.

When everyone returned to the living room, they saw Nezha drinking tea by himself, because of what happened to Li Gongfu just now, Xiaoxiao hadn't had time to introduce it, and it was not suitable to introduce Nezha's identity in front of the polytechnic couple.

Before Xu Xian could introduce him, Su Xiaoxiao and Xiaoqing suddenly overflowed with love, as if they saw something funny, and suddenly fell beside Nezha, you reached out and pinched your face, I reached out and patted my head, which frightened Xu Xian's face to turn blue instantly.

It's no wonder that Xu Xian, Nezha is a three-foot-tall boy, although he is wearing a battle armor at this time, but because he has no momentum, coupled with his pink and jade appearance, no one will think that this is the god of war in the heavenly realm, and Nezha, the protector of the heavenly court, will only think that he is a child who loves to play.

"Whose child are you?, why did you come to our house?" Xiaoqing quickly brought several plates of delicious snacks to Nezha from the side, and patted Nezha's face affectionately.

Su Xiaoxiao's eyes also lit up, and she said again and again: "She looks so cute, I will also give birth to such a little doll for the official in the future, hehehe." ”

Xu Xian was about to shout to stop, when he heard Su Xiaoxiao's words, he fell to the ground with a pop, and he didn't want to get up, because he really didn't want to see Nezha's angry little face.

"Hey, hey, you two little girls, you dare to tease me? don't want to live, do you? Pinch my shoulders for me first, and then help me beat my back, and I'll spare you two stinky girls." Nezha did not go berserk, but glanced at Xu Xian playfully, and glanced at the three daughters with interest.

Bai Suzhen only felt an unfathomable majesty emerging from Nezha's body, but she couldn't guess Nezha's true identity, and directly told him not to provoke this person in her heart.

Nezha said his Lao Tzu's discipline with one hand in the Heavenly Realm, where does he have time to go out to play, and now he sees two fun aliens, where will he be angry? Besides, although he has cultivated for countless years since the Battle of the Gods, he still maintains a child's heart, otherwise, his cultivation will not be more and more sophisticated.

"What are you talking about? Little brat, you dare to talk to your sister like this? Do you believe that I will take off your armor and pants and big ass now?" Xiaoqing's temperament is the most hot, and after Su Xiaoxiao and Xiaoqing got along for a while, their personalities began to become a little cheerful, and when they heard Xiaoqing's words, they made a gesture to take off Nezha's pair with both hands.

If it was something else, Nezha might have to take it big, but after all, he was an immortal who had cultivated for countless years, if he was really spanked by the two little girls who took off their clothes and slapped him, he wouldn't mix in the heavenly court in the future, and even said that he wouldn't mix in the cultivation world, he would definitely be laughed at by all the gods and demons.

Nezha didn't care about molesting the two little girls, and as soon as his body shook, he appeared behind Xu Xian, and said a little angrily: "You two little girls are really shameless, you dare to do such a thing?"

Xiaoqing waited disdainfully for Nezha and said, "Cut, you're just an eight- or nine-year-old kid, sister, look at what your ass can do?" However, you are like a little adult now, it is even cuter." ”

"Okay, Xiaoqing, Xiaoxiao, you all don't make trouble. After Bai Suzhen scolded the two, she looked at Xu Xian and said, "Official, why don't you introduce the identity and origin of this master?"

Xu Xian said with a bitter face: "Can I be in time?" just now my sister and brother-in-law were not very convenient here, and I didn't have time to open my mouth just now, you two little girls started to act, do you know who he is?"

Without waiting for Xu Xian's introduction, Nezha snorted coldly and said, "Hmph, that is, do you know who this great god is? This great god is Nezha, the first god of war in the heavenly court." ”

"Puff puff ......"

Xiao Qingsu, who hid aside to drink tea, squirted out a mouthful of tea, and said with a smile: "Just you, the first god of war in the heavenly court? You really don't feel ashamed, how can the first god of war in the heavenly court be a little child? Legend has it that Yang Jian, the god of war in the heavenly court, is mighty and handsome, Nezha has three heads and six arms, why don't you want to think about it?"

Nezha looked at Xu Xian depressedly and said, "Why don't they believe me when I speak? You see that I still have a Qiankun ring on my body, and Chaotian Aya is also on my body?

Xu Xian smiled and said: "Of course you are like you, but you are not like the legendary you, in the legends of the human world, you are very powerful, three heads and six arms, stepping on hot wheels, holding six weapons, powerful and helpless, your current appearance is compared with the legendary appearance, the difference is not a little bit, I'm afraid no one will think that you are Nezha." ”

"What? He's Nezha, brother-in-law, weren't you fooled by him?" Xiao Qing was taken aback, and then asked Xu Xian.

"Yes, why didn't I think of it? I have never seen Nezha, you say, are you fooling me? Maybe you are lying to me with Sun Zitong's monkey tradition?" Xu Xian's head was hot, and he immediately blurted out.

Nezha's head was about to shut down, and he muttered, "I feel that you guys are not normal? Does anyone dare to pretend to be the third prince of Nezha? Isn't that looking for death?"

Xu Xian shook his head and said: "That's not for sure, the third prince of Nezha is usually not mortal, and Nezha, the god of war in the heavenly court, will not be so small-minded, even if someone pretends to be one or two, it will not really take someone's life, I feel that you may really be impersonating." ”

Nezha was completely speechless, and said with a dark face: "I should really summon Lao Lu directly and let him testify to me, forget it, I don't want to see him so early, so let you feel the power of Chaotian Aya." ”

I didn't see how Nezha behaved, the bright red Chaotian Aya on his arm trembled suddenly, and Xu Xian and the others found that the whole world had changed, and there was a piece of blood red everywhere, and they really wanted to come to another space.

Then a boy with Hot Wheels on his feet, a fire-tipped spear in his hand, a Qiankun ring on his shoulder, and a gold brick in his waist appeared in the blood-red space.

Just when Nezha was about to bump into Xu Xian, the whole fantasy suddenly shattered and disappeared, and everyone returned to the living room, as if everything just now was a dream.

"It's time to believe it, right?" Nezha glanced at everyone disdainfully, picked up a grape and threw it into his mouth, and ate it with relish.

"What did we just do? We even want to rip off Nezha's pants and spank Nezha......, the god of war in the Heavenly Court?

Su Xiaoxiao and Xiaoqing glanced at each other, their faces were suddenly flushed, and they ran to the back hall with their faces covered, and when Nezha was about to enjoy the adoring eyes of several people, when he heard Xiaoqing's words, he suddenly felt like a frosted eggplant, his face was black, and he was motionless on the stool. (To be continued.) )