533 Always Laughing, Laughing at the Ridiculous People in the World (He Suffers Alliance+6)
Speaking of which, King Huangmei is actually very aggrieved. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
He is mixed with Maitreya Buddha, and Maitreya Buddha, as the Buddha from the east and the future Buddha of Lingshan, will definitely not destroy the city wall.
The King of Yellow Eyebrows knew that it was powerful, so he didn't have any thoughts of eating Tang monk's meat at all.
The idea of the King of Yellow Eyebrows is actually very simple - that is, to get rich.
On Lingshan, he heard too many stories of those colleagues who had infiltrated Kyushu to make a fortune, Taishang Laojun's driver Qingniu Jing occupied Jinxian Mountain, Guanyin Bodhisattva's pet goldfish essence occupied Tongtian River, Antarctic Xianweng's driver Bailu Jing became a national teacher in the country of bhikshus, Manjushri Bodhisattva's mount Qingmao Lion became the king of Wuji Country, although it was a fake, but the small life was very comfortable......
Watching these peers go to Kyushu one by one to pan for gold, and they are all mixed like dogs, the Huangmei King, who is not bad at his skills and qualifications, is itching.
This is an era of starvation and cowardice for the bold, others go to Kyushu, if you don't break in, you will be ridiculed, and your living conditions will be very different from others.
With the strength of the King of Yellow Eyebrows, he can only be a boy in Lingshan, how can you let him endure it?
After struggling for a long time, the yellow-eyed king bit his teeth, and with the acquiescence of Maitreya Buddha, he stole Maitreya Buddha's golden cymbals and two treasures of the acquired seed bag, and became a sperm in the lower realm.
King Huangmei has seen the world, and he is not one of those goblins who have no prospects.
Since you're going to break into Kyushu, let's play a big game.
He knew that his master, Maitreya Buddha, had always wanted to enter the Leiyin Temple, but the Buddha would not retreat for a day, and the Leiyin Temple must be the Buddha's.
So he decided to build a small Leiyin Temple in Kyushu and live a Buddha addiction in the world.
This is definitely a big deal, there is no background against the sky, and no monster dares to do this.
But the King of Yellow Eyebrows dares.
Because he knew the current situation of some Buddhas, he thought that the Buddha would never come to him for trouble now.
And the King of Yellow Eyebrows understands one thing: as long as he makes the Buddha lose face, the master will be happy.
In this way, King Huangmei lived a happy life in Kyushu.
And the King of Yellow Eyebrows is very smart, Maitreya Buddha also abides by his duties, the residence of King Huang Mei, the crows can't fly, and the gods are also difficult. Thousands of cliffs, hundreds of bays. The dust is rolling and no one is there, and the strange rocks are not tired of looking. Suddenly, the tiger roared and was terrifying, and the spotted leopard and wolf blocked the way.
Such a natural environment, of course, is surrounded by no people.
After coming to Kyushu for such a long time, it is difficult for the King of Yellow Eyebrows to even see a figure, let alone eat people.
Such sensible monsters, of course Chen Jian and them will not be embarrassed.
The king of yellow eyebrows is also happy, and he is honored as a group, and he is very happy.
But all this, with the arrival of the Demon Slayer Five, is bound to change.
The demon subjugation group of five people represents the Buddha behind it, which many people know.
The move of the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage is to force Maitreya Buddha and Buddha to face each other.
Or a big fight, or Maitreya bowed his head.
King Huangmei was very aggrieved and embarrassed.
So he scolded.
But of course, the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage wouldn't care about this.
He even smiled at Chen Tuan: "Huangmei, this guy is getting more and more stupid, I am waiting for a big demon, born to raise, where are there any parents and relatives? ”
Chen Jun pointed at the Nine Spirits Yuan Sheng, and could only shake his head and laugh.
This product is really yin.
Now the problem is left to the Yellow Eyebrow King.
"Do you think Huang Mei will bow his head or will he fight with Sun Wukong and them?" asked Chen Jian tentatively.
Jiuling Yuansheng smiled: "If it is someone else, you can only bow your head, but the person who came to the east is ambitious, I estimate that Huang Mei will do it, and will let the golden cicada have no way to go to the sky and no way to enter the earth, and give them a way to live when they have an absolute advantage, so that they will have face." ”
"Huang Mei is so powerful?" Chen Yan was surprised.
is not as good as the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage, King Huangmei does have the strength of the Demon King, but it is not the ancient inheritance, but more of the words and deeds of Maitreya Buddha.
Chen Tuan really doesn't know about his strength.
Jiuling Yuansheng smiled very gloomy: "Have you heard of the human seed bag?"
Chen Jun nodded.
This is also a treasure at the same level as the top ten artifacts.
If he remembers correctly, this is even Maitreya Buddha's natal magic weapon.
"I have a sack, and the void is unhindered. Unfold all over the ten directions, and enter the time to see at ease. A bowl of thousands of meals, traveling thousands of miles alone. Seeing few people's blue eyes, ask for directions. ”
The poem sung by Chen Tuan is the style of Maitreya Buddha in the past.
The Nine Spirits Yuan Sage approvingly: "There are many rights and wrongs that love the world, think carefully about what I can."
Wide but belly must endure humiliation, and let him happily.
If you meet a confidant, you must divide it, and even if you meet a rival, you will be republican.
If you can do this in your heart, you will naturally attain the six paralogs.
Maitreya Buddha pays attention to the smile is always open, the big belly can be accommodated, and the human seed bag is said to contain the desires of the world. Unless a true saint is a public servant in the world and is too forgetful, he will be bound by it in front of the human seed bag. Now, this seed bag is in Huang Mei's hands. ”
"Maitreya is really affectionate and righteous to Huang Mei. Chen Tuan said with emotion.
Speaking of which, the golden cicada grandson Wukong came to Kyushu to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and the Buddha did not give a magic weapon except for verbal rewards.
Sun Wukong's iron rod can barely be regarded as an artifact, but compared to artifacts of the level of human seed bag, King Kong Zhuo, and Sun Shooting Bow, it is more than one grade worse.
If you really encounter it, it will definitely be a complete failure.
In fact, it is true.
King Huangmei himself is a monster that has been suppressed for a long time with the heart of a small person and the strength of a big person.
Such a person, with a good control of mentality, is a generation of masters.
If you don't control your mind well, you will become an upstart.
This time, the King of Yellow Eyebrows was on fire and directly used the human seed bag to take down the five golden cicadas.
Battles without suspense.
Everyone who watched this was terrified by the power of the human seed bag.
And at this time, because of Chen Tuan's encouragement, the fact that King Huangmei is a Maitreya Buddha boy is also known to everyone who publicizes.
"The Buddha from the East is also the Buddha. ”
"A boy beside Maitreya Buddha has become a jing, and he can fight to defeat the Buddha without temper. ”
"Speaking of which, I don't see the Buddha as a golden cicada until now. ”
There was a lot of discussion in the Three Realms.
Maitreya Buddha remained silent.
He was thrust into the limelight.
But this was the situation he wanted, the supreme glory, the focus of the Three Realms, and the strong pressure.
As one of the strongest in the Three Realms, a giant among giants, he must show his strength and reflect his strong resistance to pressure.
He wants to prove to everyone that the Buddha from the east is capable of anything. Including what Taiyi Tianzun didn't dare to do, he dared to do it like the Buddha in the east.
Huang Mei sent a message and asked his master how to behave, and Maitreya only replied to him with two Zen words:
Big-bellied tolerant, endure the unbearable things in the world;
Laugh often, laugh at the ridiculous people in the world.