Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Fox Looks Like a Human

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If you say that who is closest to the mortal world in the demon world, it is the fox demon. Fox demons are born with a strong desire to reproduce, and both male and female banshees like to hook up and abduct mortals. Since the fox demons have to deal with mortals, they must learn what mortal life looks like, so that they can integrate into the life of mortals without noticing. Qingqiu's mortal street, in addition to Xiaoxiang Building is the most famous, and then it belongs to a school that is famous far and wide.

Originally, the demons didn't understand the words of the mortal world. However, the fox demons are particularly diligent and studious, and the fox demons of the ancestors for several generations have successfully mixed into the mortal world and become the scholars of the mortal world, and have successfully learned the knowledge of the mortal world, and then painted the gourd in Qingqiu and also built a school called Qingqiu Academy, which specializes in teaching the children of the royal family. So far, Qingqiu Academy has a history of seventy or eighty years, due to the mediocrity and incompetence of this fox king, he does not pay attention to the learning of the fox demons, resulting in the fox demons also do not pay attention to learning. However, because the first generation of the fox king set a rule, requiring all the children of the royal family in the future generations to enter the Qingqiu Academy to study, and they do not have to study if they have something to learn, so the many children of the fox king take turns to come to this academy every day to take classes.

Senmi returned to Mortal Street with Toru because she remembered that she hadn't been back to look for Silence all night. However, just like that, when she went back and had one more "servant" by her side, Master would definitely be unhappy, right? So she began to wander aimlessly around the mortal street, from the West Market to the East Market, and discovered the Qingqiu Academy.

From the point of view of appearance, Qingqiu Academy is as luxurious as Qingqiu Palace. The ancestors of Qingqiu did attach great importance to this place, but it was a pity that the current fox king did not attach much importance to this place. Fortunately, this Qingqiu Academy is managed by the nephew of the current fox king, so it is not in decline.

Like Xiaoxiang Building, it is also a room-by-room layout, but each room is very large. Xianmi got into it without thinking about it. As soon as she entered, she heard a sound similar to that of a donkey. So, curiously, she stopped in front of the house where the donkey barked and poked her brain, and fortunately poked her head in the paper window with her finger to peek inside. It turns out that this is actually a school, no wonder it feels a little quiet...... She snickered in her heart, wanting to see how these stinky foxes imitated mortals to open the school.

The master in this room is playing the erhu, and it seems that he is teaching musical instruments, but what is the matter with this sound like the barking of a donkey, and all the fox demons in the hall are not listening to the lecture at all, okay? It's not interesting, it's not interesting. She turned to the next room.

The master of this room was walking around the hall, holding a copy of the Analects in his hand, shaking his head and reciting: "When you learn and learn it, you will not talk about it, you will be happy to have friends from afar, and you will not be embarrassed if you don't know it, and you will not be a gentleman ......." The fox demons are also listless, either looking at the beams or in a daze, and even more so, there are eyebrows and secretly sending autumn waves. The more Xianmi looked at them, the more funny she felt, and she couldn't help but turn into a few sleepy insects and send them into the house. The four or five sleepy insects fluttered their wings and buzzed towards the students inside, some burrowing into their ears and eyes, some into their nostrils. In a few moments, the snoring of students could be heard from different directions in the room. The master was so angry that he took out the rattan from his waist and ran over and beat him indiscriminately, until the fox demons screamed. The tears of Xianmi's laughter outside the door came out, and her stomach hurt as she rolled around on the ground and laughed.

Seeing Xianmi rolling around on the ground and getting her clothes dirty, she squatted down and helped her up, and said softly: "Master, there is too much dust on the floor here, so it's not good." ”

Xianmi got up and patted the dust off her body, and then turned to the next room. In this room, the master is speaking idioms. Xianmi stood outside the door and looked at it for a while, and suddenly found Hu Wei among the fox demons. Hu Wei sat there with Erlang's legs crossed, one hand repeatedly picking at his nostrils. Taking advantage of the opportunity to fix this guy, she rolled her eyes and whispered to Toru behind her: "Come and watch, I'm going to help you teach this sassy fox a lesson." She spat into the palm of her hand and conjured up a few sleepy insects, which she threw through the hole in the paper window. A few sleepy insects flapped their wings and flew slowly towards Hu Wei, and then silently burrowed into his nostrils and ears. Hu Wei's eyelids immediately drooped, and after a big yawn, he fell asleep on the table.

Soon, Hu Wei's deafening snoring spread throughout the classroom. The master who was lecturing on the side was so angry that his face was red, and he picked up the ring ruler and ran over to knock on Hu Wei's table, which woke up the guy who had just fallen asleep.

"Ahh Hu Wei woke up from his sleep with a dance in his hands.

"Hu Wei, you are getting bolder and bolder, dare to sleep in the old man's class. Don't think that if you are the eldest son of the fox king, the old man will not dare to punish you. ”

"The reason why I fall asleep is because the things that the master said are so simple, and I know them all. Hu Wei saw that the master was going to beat himself with a ring ruler, so he quickly started a lie.

"Hmph!" Xianmi rolled her eyes disdainfully as she looked at the guy who was lying without blinking.

"Oh, the tone is not small, since you have a plenary meeting, then the old man will test you, if your answer is satisfactory to the old man, I will not pursue it this time. The old man asked you to say a paragraph, and five idioms should be used correctly in this paragraph. Master said with interest.

When Hu Wei heard this, this was not difficult for him. Although I don't know how to learn on weekdays, I can still come up with five idioms. So, he thought for a moment and replied to his answer.

"I am the eldest son of the fox king, I have more than 30 younger brothers, and more than 70 younger sisters, the younger sisters are very beautiful and cute, but the younger brothers are very hateful. These stinky boys snatch beautiful women from me at every turn, and my father doesn't allow us to fight, so we get wet with each other as soon as we meet, and I dare to spit in their faces in front of my father. The Prince's dormitory in the Qingqiu Imperial Palace is surrounded by peach and plum trees, so I will order my men to carry peaches and plums on their bodies. That way, I can return the favor every time I meet with those stinky boys. I have the most peach and plum trees in my palace, and every time I can beat this group of guys to see me walking around, hehe. However, as the eldest son, I can't compare to those guys in any way. I won't hide it from you, I'm very powerful below, those guys who don't have anything to do are far from being able to compare with me, and my advantage is inherited from my father's strengths......" Hu Wei said spitting stars, very proud.

The master was so angry with him that his whole body trembled, and he couldn't say a word.

And the fox demons in the hall were stunned by Hu Wei's remarks, and they were silent. Outside the door, Xianmi covered her mouth and held back her laughter, so that her whole person was twitching. Toru who was watching from the sidelines didn't smile as uncontrollably as she could, but he also looked inside with interest.

Hu Wei saw that everyone was looking at him, and the teacher was even more surprised and his whole body trembled, so he became more confident, so he cleared his throat and finished the rest. "Although I am a person who has nothing but a great deal below, many people question whether I can become the heir of the fox king, but I am very confident in this. Master, I have exhausted *** to come up with such a paragraph, and in the future, I will definitely work hard to make you not squint at me. ”

As soon as Hu Wei finished speaking, the master's ring ruler was pulled up fiercely. "I'll let you hang ***, I'll let you not squint, I'm going to beat you until you can't spit out ivory in your dog's mouth!"

"Alas, mom, master, why don't you talk or not, the apprentices have answered five idioms, and you still beat people!"

The fox demons in the hall laughed, and the fairy rice outside the door was also out of breath, almost rolling on the ground again. Later, Toru fears that they will be found and takes her away.

The two of them later went to a restaurant for dinner. Until the dish was served, Xianmi was giggling. Toru had no choice but to look at her helplessly, and said with a doting face: "Master, is it really that funny?"

"It's true, hahahahahaha

"Master, where are we going to go after dinner?"

The dishes were served one after another, and Xianmi broke a roast chicken leg, chewing it and said, "Go find my master." However, I have somehow many apprentices like you, and I am worried that the master will be unhappy when he finds out. So I've been stalling all morning, but it's not a long-term solution. I still have to rely on Master to take me back to the goose or not, and Lao Hu doesn't know if he has woken up......"

He shaved out the bones of a whole plate of chicken on the table, and then pushed a whole plate of meat to Senmi. I don't know if he didn't listen to Xianmi's speech well, and he didn't eat anything, just drank tea.

Xianmi nagged while eating: "What the hell am I doing in Qingqiu this time, I didn't find the fairy grass, and my brother didn't find it, but I wasted so much time." Alas, it's inexplicable. In the past, it was good to stay in Changyang Mountain, or to top the restaurant, how could there be so many things. It's better now, inexplicably one more ......" She felt that she had talked too much, so she quickly stopped and stopped talking. She looked up and saw that he was still drinking tea calmly, and she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Master, I know you may not be able to get used to my presence for a while. I'll let you get used to me, though. After all, we have a contract. "Speak quietly.

Hearing his words, Xianmi almost choked, and quickly poured himself a large cup of tea, and then said with a wry smile: "I have actually accepted this reality, you see that I don't want to get rid of you, right?"

"I hope the master can trust me a little more. Toru looked a little lonely.

Xianmi couldn't stand this guy's "pitiful" appearance the most, so he had to forcibly pull away from the topic: "By the way, I haven't asked, why do you only have a name and no surname? It's just a word, although it's easy to remember, but it's not outstanding." ”

"If the owner doesn't dislike it, you can change my name. ”

"Well...... "Xianmi's eyes gurgled again, "Thorough means thoroughly, that is, completely." That's good for you to stop lacking, I hope that by borrowing your name Jiyan, I can be happy without lacking anything in the future. ”

The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he smiled: "It will definitely be." ”