Since Fan Kang came to this world, his strength has been greatly damaged, and he can't enter the hoop at all, but at the moment when he is about to advance, he inexplicably entered here, and in addition to scolding his mother, there is only a serious grass mud horse flying in his heart!

This is over, the spring thunder will pass, and if you want to advance, you can only wait until next year!

Even in the face of this situation, Fan Kang was not worried about how to go out, but calculating how to spend the year, whether to go to Ah Hua or stay in Zuichun Building. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoIn the end, he decided to marry a wife and have a baby first, so as not to die unexpectedly, and he didn't even have a mantle to inherit!

Just when he was thinking about making money for milk powder, he didn't notice that the hair that exuded a bright golden light had changed a little, and he had turned into a "person"!

I saw that this "person" was wearing a purple and gold crown, wearing gold armor, stepping on cloud shoes, holding a golden hoop stick, and a hairy face and thunder mouth, and he became the legendary Monkey King of the Monkey King in the Cave of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave!

And Fan Kang has already thought about how to arrange work for his children at this time!

"Kid, kid, come here..."

In a trance, Fan Kang heard someone shouting, and he said casually, "You're paralyzed! You're blind! I have legs, so let me come over?"

But when he looked back, he was not right, and here he and a hair, could it be that the hair has opened seven orifices and can speak human words!

"Hey, hey, that's what I said, look at my grandson's, change"

That Sun Wukong laughed twice, blew fairy breath along his fingers, and then saw Fan Kang's consciousness condensed into his body!

"Are you the Monkey King?, is that hair on you?" asked Fan Kang curiously!

Sun Wukong said, "Hey, hey! exactly!"

"Well, it's good if you admit it!" Saying that, Fan Kang suddenly changed his face, stretched out his two paws and flew towards Sun Wukong!

"**** Your uncle, is it easy for me to cultivate an immortal? What is it that hinders you from cultivating immortals? Hmm? You pluck out the roots and let all my cultivation come to naught! You have a lot of hair! Then you can also pull out a few more roots! I don't humiliate people like this!"

Fan Kang's speed of flying is not slow, but Sun Wukong is even more powerful, and Fan Kang was stunned that he didn't even touch the other party's hair! After dozens of flying pounces, Fan Kang was a little tired, and he was panting with his body!

"Don't chase, don't chase! You won! I haven't exercised so vigorously for a long time, I'm so tired! I remember the last time I ran like this, I chased the girl in Zuichun Building, that guy..."

Before he finished speaking, Fan Kang found an opportunity for the other party to relax, slashed the ground with his feet, and his legs emitted a powerful force, treating himself as an off-string arrow and crashing into Sun Wukong's body!

"Knock"

Fan Kang only felt uncomfortable all over his body, because he had no reservations, he tried his best to shoot himself out, just to make a surprise and catch Sun Wukong and beat him violently. But he forgot that at this time, this body was condensed by Sun Wukong for him, that is to say, his current divine consciousness is so weak that he can't even transform his body, how can he fight the other party?

Therefore, his current body, because of this impact, has some signs of distortion, and gradually fades away!

"Hey, don't be angry, child, I'm here to help you, don't be ignorant of good people."

Why are you a human being?" Fan Kang said from the bottom of his heart.

"As long as you promise not to mess around, my grandson will immediately help you reunite the original spirit, otherwise the road will lead to the sky, and everyone will go back to their own homes!"

"Back to your paralysis, Lao Tzu will immediately go home after his soul is scattered, you let Lao Tzu go back to hell!"

Yes, Fan Kang is very weak now, he can't even speak, his whole body is getting weaker and weaker, it is estimated that after a while, it will disappear!

So, he nodded quickly, signaling that he would stop messing around!

Seeing Fan Kang's agreement, Sun Wukong blew on the fairy breath again, and Fan Kang felt that he was a little more real and had a texture! It's just that this Sun monkey hadn't brushed his teeth for many years, and his breath was even bigger than athlete's foot, and he almost didn't smoke himself to death! Your mouth is so stinky, do your monkey monkey grandchildren know? Do you know those concubines in Huaguo Mountain?

"Child! My grandson has two things to explain this time! One is to follow the decree of the law, let you practice well, and promote the Dharma in this world, if you make great merits, you will be given appropriate rewards according to your merits! The second is entrusted by the elder brother of Zhenyuan Daxian to give you the "Taixuan Nine Transformations", this exercise combines the "Eight Nine Xuangong" and "Nine Transformations of Yuan Gong" to create, it is the first cultivation technique in the fairy world, if the practice is completed, the holy path is below, it can be described as invincible in the world!"

Fan Kang said, "Meng me! Tell you, I left the things, go back and tell Rulai and Zhenyuan Daxian, Lao Tzu won't do it!"

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be angry! Think about it, the earth's spiritual energy is so scarce, how did you cultivate so quickly to the realm of refining the Void and Combining Dao? How did you learn about the Famen Temple's Immortal Mansion? Can this tight hoop be plucked down? That Zhu Bajie came to you when you just left the Immortal Mansion! Why did you come to this world where there are no half monks? These are all normal?"

"Wait, wait... , you have said a lot of things, do you want to say that I have been led by the nose since I began cultivating immortals? That is to say, I have been living in a conspiracy since I began cultivating immortals?"

Sun Wukong laughed twice and was silent!

"That's right! No wonder when the Kunlun sect elder reported the news to me, I felt that he was weird, it turned out to be a pretend! No wonder WeChat doesn't play, he doesn't sit on planes, he doesn't wear a suit, he just came to report to me! I didn't expect it to be someone sent by Rulai, but fortunately, I set up a seven-star array in the female college student's room at that time, if that elder wanted to take the opportunity to do something wrong to the female college student, hehe..."

Hearing Fan Kang's gloating appearance, Sun Wukong suddenly discovered that what he was recruiting was not a wicked person, but a scoundrel and a man with big nerves!

"It's too far away from Lingshan here, and it's not easy to completely control a person, so if you choose such a person, you just need a little temptation!" Sun Wukong thought secretly.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Look at your gloating appearance, you agreed! So my mission is completed, worship Buddha, let's say goodbye!"

Seeing that Sun Wukong was about to leave, Fan Kang hurriedly said, "Wait! If you want me to help you do things, you can cure my dantian first."

"Oh! Your dantian is ruined? Hehehehe, it's okay, Taixuan Jiuzhuan Gong is an excellent method of physical training, you don't need a dantian at all, you just need to practice well!

"I have one more question, who is Wu Chengen?"

I saw that Sun Wukong disappeared after a while, and there was a reverberating echo in the air: "Wu Chengen is one of the sleepy insects that my old grandson got back then!"

Fan Kang looked at the monkey hair that stayed here, quietly suspended, and his face was cloudy!

Fan Kang never expected that Wu Chengen would be one of the three sleepy insects that Sun Monkey got when he made a bet with the Growth Heavenly King to guess the numbers. In this way, the plot of the novel Journey to the West is basically true!

At least, since Sun Wukong got the sleepy worm, the future plots are real, because those three sleepy worms are like monkey hair, and they have always been close to Sun Wukong!

Fan Kang thought about what Sun Wukong said before, and his heart sank again!

Yangmou, Yangmou, Yangmou... It's all a scheming!

What Sun Wukong said was true, since the beginning of his practice, he was a ghost who was making trouble behind him, then he will come to the future as a Buddha worshipper, and he is just a pawn in this conspiracy!

Of course he has read the famous book of Journey to the West, the person who learns the scriptures in the west is not Tang Seng at all, but Li Shimin, the king of Tang, Li Shimin asked who could go to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, and the Tang monk at that time, because of the favor of the Tang King Jinlan robe and Wuxi scepter, took the initiative to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures!

Otherwise, every time Tang Sanzang introduced himself, he said that "the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, and the Qin sent to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures", this "Qin Mission" means that Lao Tzu was forced to go to Liangshan and had no choice but to go!

And Fan Kang's current situation is the same as Tang Sanzang's, he received the will from above and was forced to help the Buddhists do things!

It's just that the names of the two are different, Fan Kang is called "Buddha worshipper", and Tang Seng is "scripture learner"!

Let's talk about the words that Sun Wukong talked about, Fan Kang thought that it was true that he had come to worship the Buddha and promote the Dharma, and it was true that Sun Wukong, as a guide, explained the reason to him!

Who is Zhenyuan Daxian? Not to mention how powerful he is, this Taoist identity alone should not appear here, is it that Buddhism is stupid and can't even create a set of immortal cultivation exercises suitable for himself?

Besides, Sun Wukong, as a member of Buddhism, actually helped Taoism to do things, this kind of apostasy must not be arrested and raped first and then killed!

But Sun Wukong did just that, and he did it in front of all the Buddhas, and nothing happened, so he walked away in style!

This shows that Sun Wukong is not a mutiny, but Rulai doesn't care at all, and he doesn't take this monkey in his eyes at all!

If the former is not terrible, I am afraid that it is the latter, and if it is really the latter, then the whole situation will be even more complicated! I betrayed you in front of you, and you want to betray me, but I still reuse you! Behind this kind of conspiracy, there are often countless conspiracies!

At that moment, Fan Kang only felt that a cold sweat was oozing from his back! Why am I the core of these yin and yang schemes? If one is not good, he will fall into the Nine Shadows, and there will be no day to turn over!

However, what made Fan Kang even more desperate was that he couldn't escape yet! The tight hoop on the middle finger of his left hand had already tied him up! Moreover, he had to practice the "Taixuan Nine Turning Gong", which was a huge problem in Fan Kang's opinion!

Buddhism has a tight hoop to restrain itself, and Taoism, as an opponent, cannot let Fan Kang easily join Buddhism, so in order to restrain the powerful Fan Kang in the future, this exercise is a seed!

Fan Kang suddenly found that this kind of being paid attention to by the two major religions is also too much... That's great!

"Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh mom, little red..."

Fan Kang suddenly danced, his cheerful expression seemed to have been hit by five million falling from the sky!

If you want to play with me as a pawn, you have to ask my tenant first, a female college student!

No, no, no, it should be my peerless immortal cultivation qualification, one day, I want to let everyone who has played me watch 10,000 years of **** films, and there will be no duplicates!