After waking up, in addition to feeling the ridiculous pain in the back of his head, Xianmi also felt a wave of nausea, and his body was also fluttering as if someone had poured some medicine. She barely stood up www.biquge.info supported herself, but found herself locked in a dark place, and the only thing her eyes could see was the iron fence in front of her. She didn't know exactly what was going on.

Not far away, a man approached. He stopped in front of him, and then the cage door opened, and a pair of hands reached in and picked him up. "Yo, this cat is so fat, the old slave's arm is going to be broken. "It turned out that the person holding it was an old eunuch.

There were two eunuchs standing in front of him, one of them was submissive, and the other was very imposing and dressed differently. If there is any difference, a dragon is embroidered on the clothes worn by this eunuch with a different momentum! Except for the Son of Heaven, there is anyone in the world who dares to wear a "dragon robe"? Xianmi couldn't help but wonder a little, who was this eunuch who dared to despise the emperor so much?

The imposing eunuch looked at Xianmi, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he sighed: "It turns out that there are really such fat cats in this world." It seems that the rat plague in the palace should not be rampant anymore. ”

"Nine thousand years old is really high. The cats that were sent before were all eaten by rats because of their skinny bones, and this cat looked like a hard guy, and it must have been obedient to the management of that group of mice. The old eunuch beside him hurriedly catered to him.

Nine thousand years old? This person is Wei Zhongxian! It seems that he did not leave in vain this trip, at least he met the biggest corrupt official in the world -- Wei Zhongxian. When I was still in Changyang Mountain before, I heard the maid next to me talk about it, saying that there was a villain in the world who did all kinds of evil, which was outrageous. Being a person to the level of Wei Zhongxian is no different from a demon. Listening to the two of them talk like this, it turned out that this group of dead eunuchs caught themselves in order to catch mice, and they were dignified lynxes, and they were actually caught catching mice, which is really a tiger falling in Pingyangyang. But they just said that they want to let themselves go into the palace to catch mice? It sounds good, and they haven't seen the palace yet, so just follow them.

In this way, the fairy rice was put back into the cage and went to the imperial city with Wei Zhongxian's carriage.

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At this time, in the Dingguan Restaurant, Hu Xiao and Zhang San were laboriously repairing the roof. Hu Xiao was sweating profusely, he peeked at Mei Sanniang, and complained: "A girl smashed such a big hole in someone's roof so hard." ”

Mei Sanniang blushed with shame, and shouted unto be outdone: "What do you mean by the hole I smashed out, do you want to rely on my head? There was already a hole there, I just accidentally stepped on the air and fell down." ”

"Lao Hu, can you take care of me a little? I'm in a more urgent situation now. I don't know why my mother came here, but she just came. If she catches me, I'll die, and you must help me. Li Xiaoming said tremblingly on the side.

"Young people are really ignorant. Sooner or later, you will know that only your mother in this world cannot be disappointed. Hu Xiao didn't look at him and said.

"I know. But I escaped from home. My wife is fierce, and if she catches me, I will probably be beaten to a cripple. You must help me figure out a way, she will be able to find it soon!" Li Xiaoming ran over and hugged Hu Xiao's thighs and kept shaking.

Hu Xiao saw that he was really crying, and he cried so much that he had tears and snot, afraid that he would wipe it on his pants, so he hurriedly avoided him.

"She's your mother, why are you hiding from her like a ghost? Your parents are not far away, why are you kid sneaking out without telling your family?" Hu Xiao flicked his head fiercely.

Mei Sanniang's eyes also flickered, as if she thought of something, but she didn't say anything.

"Lao Hu, don't you know that my mother is not an ordinary mother...... No, I mean she's not your average woman. She's horrible......"

Hu Xiao thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to let Xiao Ming go to Qinglou to hide for a few days. He believes that the Tibetans in that place are very well hidden, and the chances of being found are very small. After Mei Sanniang freshened up Xiao Ming for a while, she changed into a set of women's clothes for him. Xiao Ming changed into women's clothes, although he looked big and rounded, but he could see it after all. So, Xiao Ming went to Yanyulou to sweep the floor under the stage name of "Xiao Ming".

Although Xiao Ming's women's clothes make people can't bear to look at directly, his sweeping skills are first-class, which attracts many guests who want to dig into his corner. On the first day he went, he was targeted by guests.

A local tyrant with a big waist and a round waist made of pearls as a belt said to him while picking his teeth: "The girl's ability to sweep the floor is really good." Why don't you come and be my concubine, you should be able to give birth to such a big ass, right?"

Xiao Ming stared at him with dead fish eyes, and said angrily: "Go die, garbage." ”

The local tyrant was immediately surprised, no one dared to scold him like this. He was furious: "Stinky girl, toast and don't eat and drink, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up." ”

At this time, a man who was drinking with his head bowed on the side couldn't hold his breath, he walked over to the local tyrant, took out something from his waist and stretched it out. The local tyrant was dumbfounded when he saw it, hurriedly apologized again and again, and then slipped away.

Xiao Ming ignored these two people, he just thought they were insane and continued to sweep his ground.

Who knows, this man who came forward to relieve him has been standing beside him and has no intention of leaving. Xiao Ming said impatiently: "This guest please give way, otherwise I will sweep to your feet." ”

"Are you trying to get away with it?"

"Are you insane?" Xiao Ming raised his head impatiently, only to find that the man in front of him was looking at him lovingly. Everyone is a man, and he won't not understand the way a man looks at a woman when he's in heat. He was so frightened that his heart chuckled, and his uneasy emotions suddenly came up. Could it be that if you escape to Qinglou, you will encounter a pervert?

Xiao Ming hurriedly walked elsewhere to sweep the floor, but he didn't expect this guy to really follow him all the time, couldn't he see that he was a man? Or did he have a habit of breaking his sleeves? It was when he was upset that Xiao Ming saw Li Qingming in the crowd. He's hugging left and right, so comfortable. So, Xiao Ming hurriedly stepped forward to find Li Qingming for help, but who knew that Li Qingming couldn't recognize him at all.

Although Li Qingming didn't recognize him, he could see that the man who followed Xiao Ming was interested in Xiao Ming. So he said, "This girl, I'm really embarrassed. You're not my favorite type, and although you admire Ben Gongzi, I don't want to steal other people's hearts. The man behind you is also an eight-foot man, and although he is not good at expressing his emotions, I can see that people are serious about you. "If it's not serious, who would take a fancy to such an ugly big sister?

Xiao Ming Yuguang saw that the man behind him was blushing, and he suddenly hated to scold his mother, this guy was blushing!

At this time, the bustard's mother also saw the doorway and hurriedly came over to greet the man. "Oh, this son, are you tired after standing for so long? ”

"She. The man pointed at Li Xiaoming with a red face.

"It turned out that she had a crush on our little tea girl, but she was a newcomer who just came here today. You see how discerning you are, come up to the second floor, you can talk alone!"

Heaven is going to kill me...... Xiao Ming thought desperately.

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Xiao Ming went to Yanyu Building for a while, and sure enough, a woman of about forty grades came to the door. She looks kind and soft-spoken, not as scary as Xiao Ming's mouth. The key is that people came to Dingguan Restaurant and brought a gift - a sugar cane.

Although Hu Xiao doesn't like to eat sugar cane, he is already full of pity for the thoughtful woman in front of him, and he can't wait to tell her where Xiao Ming is right away. It's just that he promised Xiao Ming before that he couldn't tell his whereabouts no matter what, and now it's really embarrassing.

"The child is not filial and ran away from home without permission, I, who is a mother, am really worried about death, and I have to look for him everywhere. A few days ago, I inquired about the people in the town and learned that Mr. Hu had recently taken in a man and a woman, so I thought about trying my luck here. cough cough cough ...... The old man didn't have much money to go out, and he really couldn't afford expensive gifts, so he had to bring a sugar cane to express his gratitude. ”

"Hahahaha, look what kind words you are saying. You are an elder, where are the elders to the younger generation's homes and bring gifts. You're so gracious. Hu Xiao smiled.

Xiao Ming's mother raised her head, and her eyes were like sharp knives towards Hu Xiao, so frightened that Hu Xiao didn't dare to breathe. "Then can Mr. Hu tell the old man now? Is our Xiao Ming here or not?"

Hu Xiao was glared at by her and suddenly felt unprecedented pressure, was he dazzled, just now she was obviously a kind woman, and in the blink of an eye, she seemed to have become a female devil standing in front of her?

Hu Xiao was thinking about making up some kind of lie to hide Xiao Ming's whereabouts, but Xiao Ming's mother unexpectedly hit with a dart, and one of Hu Xiao's hair was cut off. Hu Xiao's eyes widened suddenly, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe, he didn't expect this woman to know kung fu!

Mei Sanniang on the side was about to have a seizure, but Xiao Ming's mother jumped in the air and hit her acupuncture points, making her unable to move. Hu Xiao suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

"Let's go, Mr. Hu. Take the old man to see his son. Xiao Ming's mother coerced Hu Xiao with sugar cane.

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Hu Xiao was escorted, so he had to take Xiao Ming's mother to Yanyu Building. Xiao Ming, in order to save your life, the teacher had to betray you, and I only hope that you can escape from danger by relying on your own wisdom. Hu Xiao thought so.

As soon as the two entered the door, they were stopped by the bustard's mother, but the bustard's mother didn't have a sense of proportion. She said, "Yo, you are such an old girl, we don't want Yanyulou." ”

Hu Xiao took a deep breath and knew that a bloody storm was inevitable tonight.

Xiao Ming's mother picked up the sugarcane and directly stunned the bustard's mother, and fought with the thugs of Yanyulou, although it was one against ten, it did not fall behind at all. But with a cup of tea, the group of guys fell to the ground one after another. The guests of Yanyu Lou saw that someone was coming to smash the field and fled one after another.

Hu Xiao looked at Li Qingming, who was still drinking tea unhurriedly in the seat, and hurriedly rubbed it over. "Hey, don't you have to keep the law and order? It's all messed up like this. ”

"What's wrong with that? I'm free of all the drinks tonight. Besides, if I fight her with my skills, I may win, but if I win against a woman, it will not be honorable to win. Besides, there is a reason why this aunt is here, right?, so why should I make a move?"

Hu Xiao felt that his words were very reasonable, so he also sat silently and drank wine.

Li Xiaoming's mother knocked down all the obstacles in front of her and went straight to the second floor.

At that time, Xiao Ming was in a room on the second floor and was speechless with the man who liked him.

The man said anxiously: "Girl, my name is Yixin." I fell in love with the girl at first sight, and I didn't ask for anything else, just that the girl could marry me. Although Yixin's appearance is generally not worthy of the girl's beauty, Yixin is also a person with a serious job. A rough estimate is that he earns two hundred and fifty taels of silver a month. There is a house in the capital, two in and two out, although it is not big, but it is around the imperial city, and the location is excellent. There were two horses. The only flaw is ......"

Li Xiaoming was about to vomit when he suddenly heard a roar from the surrounding room, wasn't that sound his wife? He was so frightened that he hurriedly ran to the window and pushed it open and was about to jump down, but he was stopped by Yixin.

"Girl, you don't like me, you don't have to jump off the building, do you?

Li Xiaoming couldn't cry or laugh because he was entangled, so he had to hold back his anger and said: "I heard my mother's voice, and it would be miserable for her to know that I was here." ”

It turned out to be my mother-in-law, and I was suddenly happy in my heart. In order to please Xiao Ming, he stretched out his hand to wrap his waist around his waist and looked at Xiao Ming affectionately: "I'll take you fly." ”

In order to escape the pursuit of the old lady, Xiao Ming also endured being taken advantage of by him.

This guy definitely did it on purpose. Single-mindedly flying around in the air with Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming deeply felt that the body behind him seemed to be missing something, which was something that every man should have. So he asked, "What did you just say is your only flaw?"

"I entered the East Factory before I was nine years old, and now I have been twenty years old and I am already the leader of the East Factory killers. Therefore, the only defect under the following is the inability to have children. ”

This dead eunuch actually wants to pick up a girl! Xiao Ming sneered, but he still had to maintain a smile on his face. If you accidentally provoke him, you will really die if you throw yourself in the air.

"The girl won't mind, will she?" he put his arms around his waist.

"How so?" Xiao Mingyan said insincerely.

Suddenly, Yixin groaned, and the arm holding Xiao Ming was released, and the two fell straight down.

Xiao Ming didn't even understand what was going on, and it wasn't until he saw the dart on Yixin's arm that he knew that his mother still caught up with them.

But it's really interesting to be single-minded, and during the fall, he has been blocking below to protect Xiao Ming. When the two fell, they were supported by Aunt Li with a sugar cane so that they did not fall to death, but they were almost unable to move. Xiao Ming's mother cleaned them up and tied them up.

"Stinky boy, you have grown your skills, and you still learn to hide from the old lady?" Aunt Li yelled at Xiao Ming viciously.

"Mother-in-law, please don't be angry, Xiao Ming, she didn't mean to hide from you. Yixin replied preemptively.

"Oh, who are you?" said Aunt Li.

"My son-in-law just made a lifelong agreement with Xiao Ming, please don't blame Xiao Ming. ”

"Mother-in-law?, son-in-law?" Aunt Li was almost stunned by Yixin, she stared at him for a long time, and asked in disbelief, "You are a eunuch, right?"

Yixin lowered his head in shame and sighed: "That's true. But please believe that we truly love each other. ”

Xiao Ming's eyes suddenly widened as big as copper bells, and his head shook like Hot Wheels. He knew that today, he would not escape death.

"Okay, you, you ......" Aunt Li pointed to the two people's angry faces, and was about to get angry, but as soon as her eyes were closed, she fell to the ground and fainted......