Wu Mochong heard the monk ask why he could find out that this apple was poisonous, and he took it for granted and said: "Of course I guess, otherwise, do you think I can find out that the apple is poisonous?"

The Budai monk was so impressed, and said in a loud voice: "The guess is so accurate, it really opens the eyes of this monk." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Wu Mo Chong stretched out his hand and said, "Monks don't have to be polite, it's just a matter of raising their mouths." ”

The shopkeeper who was hiding in the dark next to him jumped out from the side at this time, watching the two of them humming and chatting there, and couldn't help but say, "Have you two said enough?"

Woman?Wu Mochong and Monk Crazy Bujue could immediately tell that the other party was a woman when they heard this accent.

Wu Mochong asked: "Who is the girl, why do you want to poison the apple, do we have a grudge?"

The girl shook her head.

Monk Mad Bujue also asked there: "Is there an enmity with this god monk?"

The girl shook her head again.

Wu Mochong clapped his hands and was happy, pointed at the monk and said, "Monk, is this girl the wild seed you sowed outside?"

When the monk heard this, he hurriedly blushed and said, "This donor, please don't fart, the monk is still a virgin." ”

Wu Mochong looked at this crazy monk who kept talking nonsense and even dared to scold the Buddha on his mouth, and said the word virgin from his mouth, he felt that this was the biggest puzzle in his life.

"Is the monk really a virgin?" Wu Mochong was simply stunned, with a look of surprise on his face.

The monk nodded and said, "What's wrong with this monk being a virgin, it means that this monk is clean and self-conscious." ”

The shopkeeper said in a cold voice, "Have you two finished talking?"

Wu Mochong said to her very politely: "Wait a minute, I still have a sentence to finish with the monk." ”

In the dark, Wu Mochong clearly felt that after he said this, the shopkeeper's face suddenly became much darker, and it was still a little shiny in the dark.

I guess I was angry with my own words.

Wu Mochong waited for a long time, but he didn't finish speaking, and the shopkeeper was still asking, "You guys are finished, is it up to me to finish?"

Wu Mochong suddenly said at this time: "Monk, I have a sentence, I don't know whether to say it or not?"

Monk Mad Bujue said: "If you think you should talk about it, just talk about it, and don't talk about it if you shouldn't talk about it." ”

Wu Mochong said: "Then I think I should talk about it." ”

Monk Crazy Bujue said, "Then you can say it." ”

Wu Mochong said: "Why does the monk think that the shopkeeper wants to poison the apple?"

Monk Crazy Bujue said: "This shopkeeper is too cold, what should she do if she refuses to say?"

Wu Mochong asked, "Is there a way for a monk?"

Crazy Bujue monk said: "The monk has no choice, listen to the voice, this shopkeeper seems to be a woman who is disguised, and it costs such a big price to become the shopkeeper of such a black shop, and he also poisons the food of the two of us, obviously the plan is not small." ”

Wu Mochong exclaimed: "The picture is not small, do you fall in love with Uncle Ben?"

Crazy Bujue was also surprised: "How do I think she has taken a fancy to this monk, oh my God, this monk is still a delicate little virgin." ”

When Wu Mochong heard this, he hurriedly said: "Monk, Qingxiu shouldn't be used on virgins, and you bring a small character here, which makes people feel ......."

The monk smiled and said, "I'm old-hearted, what's wrong with using a small character?"

Wu Mochong really obeyed this crazy monk, not only crazy, but also pretending to be stupid there.

The shopkeeper unloaded the disguise technique at this time, she walked out of the darkness, Wu Mo Chong looked at it coldly, yo, it was really a little girl, and she really looked cold enough.

With an ice-like face, ice-like eyes, ice-like lips, ice-like nose, ice-like eyebrows, ice-like expression, and walking out so cold in the dark, it was so cold that Wu Mochong was still a little alive and shivering.

"Girl, you are so cold, you walked out so coldly, the monk suddenly felt that this inn was much colder, Amitabha, the Buddha and his old man quickly gave this monk a little warmth. "Monk Mad Bujue is there talking crazy things that no one else can understand.

The girl was obviously angry, and said very coldly: "You two are enough!"

As soon as she slapped the table, Wu Mochong and Crazy Bujue both closed their mouths and looked at her, as if they were listening to the posture of a certain high-ranking big man teaching the characters below.

"Girl, what do you have to say?" Wu Mochong asked.

The girl pointed at Wu Mochong with a cold face and shouted, "Why don't you eat that poisonous apple?"

Wu Mochong was frozen by this sentence, and he didn't know how to answer for a long time, since he knew that apples were poisonous, and asked others why they didn't eat them, this cold woman, did she have a cold brain?

"That apple is poisonous. Wu Mochong still answered this very stupid question.

"You know it's poisonous, you still don't eat it, don't you give face to this girl?" the girl said coldly and stupidly.

Wu Mochong looked stunned, he looked at this girl, listening to such stupid words from her cold mouth, he didn't know how to pick it up.

"Why don't you answer this girl's words?" The girl pointed at Wu Mochong with a cold expression.

Monk Mad Bujue spoke at this time, and he said: "Girl, the Buddha once said that he should be forgiving and forgiving, and for the sake of the face of this monk, don't worry about a poisonous apple with this benefactor. ”

The girl was ruthless, pointed at Crazy Bujue and scolded: "Bald donkey, why don't you eat it if he doesn't eat it?"

Monk Crazy Bujue shrugged, showed an innocent expression, and said, "Apples are poisonous, of course you can't eat them." ”

The girl was very angry and slapped the table and shouted, "You won't eat the apple if it's poisonous, you must eat it!"

This girl has such a big temper, such a fierce character, and such a rough behavior, which simply does not match the word girl, and is completely the style of a street scoundrel.

Wu Mochong was also in a hurry, and he also slapped the table and yelled: "Girl, you are so indistinguishable from right and wrong, talking nonsense, could it be that your head was once squeezed by the door!"

When the girl heard this, she shouted at Wu Mochong with a cold face: "Whose head did you say was squeezed by the door?"

Wu Mochong said: "Whoever answers my words, whose head is squeezed by the door." ”

"You are looking for death!" the girl's three words were bitten out of her silver teeth.

Wu Mochong was about to speak, only to see a sword blade coming towards the back of his head in the dark, he quickly jumped on the table and dodged to the side, the sword blade did not sweep Wu Mochong, but swept a corner of the crazy Bujue monk's clothes.

The monk began to babble nonsense again: "The monk pinched his fingers, don't use the sword today, otherwise ......"

The girl asked coldly, "How else?"

Crazy Bujue looked sad and compassionate, and said, "Otherwise, a great disaster will come." (To be continued.) )