Chapter 67: The Cave House
When Pipa was looking up at the starry sky just now, Lingxi quietly tied the old moon red thread to her and her wrists. There is a thread in the heart, which is about to become the motto of the spirit rhino in the world of Journey to the West.
The grilled chicken wings are very fragrant and tender and smooth in the mouth, making every taste bud of the tongue as beautiful as taking a deep breath!
The stopper of the green gourd has not been covered, and the mouth of the gourd exudes the strong fragrance of fine wine.
Enjoying the food and wine, the laughter of the two came far and wide, and it was time to think about the church tonight.
"Old Yue, you old and disrespectful old guy, how long will you have to sneak peeping in the sky!" Lingxi suddenly raised his head and shouted to the night sky.
At this time, it was not yet late at night, and there was silence all around, only the sound of the bonfire burning and the chirping of insects.
A meteor slashed down from the sky and fell to the two of them and turned into the old man in the smoke, he rubbed his hands, stared at the barbecue and smiled awkwardly: "Didn't I see Lingxi again, you are married." Haha, if you want to fight for some business, you don't come for this big fat chicken, haha. ”
Yue Lao's words are too false, obviously there are no three hundred taels of silver here.
This is the legendary Yue Lao, his appearance is quite consistent, but how can he look obscene? Pipa opened his eyes wide, looking at Yue Lao suspiciously, anyway, he couldn't figure it out for a while.
"Well, your business is here. Tonight we will host a wedding, the old price is 5 million Shennian, if you want to drink good wine, minus Shennian 1 million, and if you want to eat barbecue, minus Shennian 3 million. Lingxi looked at Yue Lao with a smile and joked at him.
"Oh, they're all old acquaintances and old friends, negotiating the price hurts feelings, and I'll give you a 20% discount of 4 million gods tonight. The old man was old and refined, and he saw a lot of scenes, so he set the price cunningly, and then went to the bonfire to get a piece of barbecue to eat.
"It's so fragrant, it's much more delicious than any dragon liver and phoenix pith. I'm not like you, I'm not afraid of offending Lao Jun's bastard, the old man has been thinking about this chicken for almost 100,000 years, and today it's finally here, hahahaha!"
"You two juniors, don't laugh, the old man can't fight, but this mouth can still eat good things often. I think that at the beginning, the first phoenix and the first dragon in heaven and earth were eaten by the old man. It's just that after Lao Jun killed them, the old man went to steal them back and eat them, hehe. Yue Lao didn't know where to conjure a jade cup, snatched the gourd in Lingxi's hand, and poured it for himself.
"Yue Lao, you have also officiated at two weddings for me. For the sake of the weak of the girls' families, can we remind us of something that we can't notice, and also give them more hope to save their lives. Lingxi suddenly spoke, looking at Yue Lao sincerely.
Yue Lao took a sip of the wine in the jade cup, closed his eyes and savored it for a while, then opened his eyes and said: "Anyway, the heavenly machine of this mutilated small world is not a heavenly opportunity, and it doesn't hurt to have a good fate and talk about it." The barrier of the Three Realms, you can only get out if you break it, I won't talk much about this. Lingxi, you are a heavenly demon, and the catastrophe has no effect on you at all, and you must have known it. Female dolls, alas, it's really hard. ”
Lingxi consciously took off a piece of roasted meat and sent it to Yue Lao's empty other hand.
Yue Lao continued: "They are the crippled creatures born of the mutilated world, as long as Lao Jun, the realm master, is desperate, it will be difficult for the female dolls to even retreat with their souls. The natives of this world, since countless Yuan Hui, can make up for their own shortcomings, and there are only a handful. ”
After speaking, Yue Lao lowered his head to eat meat and drink wine, and stopped talking.
The pipa pecked lightly on Lingxi's face and said, "Xianggong, I said that I would die without regrets, tonight is our happy day, and this topic is not allowed to be mentioned again." ”
Hearing this, Lingxi had no choice but to swallow the words of comfort in his stomach.
At this time, Yue Lao had eaten and drunk enough, and he praised loudly: "Well said, it is really not easy for a female doll to be so open-minded! At this moment, the beautiful scenery of the good day, the talented and beautiful woman is now, and I will preside over the wedding with you!"
The little demons in the Pipa Cave are really clever, and after a while, they will prepare the sedan chairs, flag gongs and umbrella fans, firecrackers, braziers, hijabs, scale rods, flower candles and couplet lanterns.
Although Lingxi disdained to worship this side of heaven and earth, for the sake of the face of the pipa, he worshipped heaven and earth in the shouts of the old moon, and then the husband and wife worshiped each other and sent them into the cave room.
The little demons didn't have the courage to come to the cave room, and in the laughter, the full moon turned into a puff of smoke and returned to his Xianghuolin Palace with 4 million divine thoughts.
The sound of firecrackers outside is lively, and the red candles are incense indoors, quiet and warm. Looking at another lady with a red hijab on the phoenix crown, Lingxi picked up the scale rod and gently picked off the hijab, as if picking up a heavy responsibility.
Removing the hijab, the pipa was full of red face, and her eyes were full of shyness, but these did not dispel the arrogance in her bones.
There were two glasses of wine on the table, Pipa took one for himself, handed one to Lingxi, and said softly: "Xianggong, it's time for us to drink Hejiu." ”
The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, Lingxi nodded, and the pipa connected the two wine glasses with colored silk, and twisted into concentric colored knots, and the husband and wife drank each other.
Passing the marriage ceremony indicates that the husband and wife are united and happy. The eyes of both of them became hot unnaturally, and it was time to do something.
"Bang-" The door of the cave room was pushed open by two little demons, and the personal maid of the pipa hurriedly said: "Oh no, the king! A group of monks threatened to arrest you and go to Lingshan to accept the crime!"
In order to prevent others from listening to the corner of the wall, Lingxi had already set up a silent formation in the cave room, and these little demons had no choice but to break in to report the news, thinking that the other party's formation was not small, otherwise it would not be like this.
"It's really rubbing your nose and face! You go and get my weapon!" Pipa stood up angrily and went outside, and didn't forget to say to Lingxi: "Xianggong, don't interfere, I want to see if these shameless monks are afraid of pain!"
Pipa is probably similar to the Pleiades Star Official to herself, all of which belong to the type of unsolvable natural enemies. Lingxi is not worried about the ladies who are going to fight at all, he is only worried that the monks will rub their noses and faces more.
"Lady, everything needs to break the routine to get new ideas, so it's better to kill a few. Following behind the pipa, Lingxi said step by step: "Those people don't know the value of life, they only need to kill two chickens and monkeys, and they can all be ignited." ”
Unexpectedly, Pipa suddenly stopped, turned around, looked at Lingxi and said firmly: "Xianggong, maybe my bloodline is not as noble as you, but this mercy cannot be abandoned." ”
After saying that, he returned to his anger and rushed away.