"Hey, old man, beauty, little fart?" It was the middle of the night, and Zhang Xingbao couldn't sleep. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info took advantage of the fact that everyone else had fallen asleep, he quietly got up from the bed and ran to the toilet, and in the dark light, a person holding the ring on his finger began to summon endlessly. However, the black dragon ring did not react at all.

"Why is there no Yao Lao? Could it be that the summoning method written in the Dou Po Sky is wrong... Or did I open it the wrong way. Scratching his head, Zhang Xingbao was at a loss for the 'artifact' on his finger.

Eventually, he walked back to his dorm room, quietly opened the door, and locked it with his backhand. Suddenly staring at the second fat bed, Zhang Xingbao tiptoed to the second fat bed and quietly opened the second fat suitcase from under the bed.

There were a lot of hams and sakima and other snacks hidden in the many messy clothes in the suitcase, and Zhang Xingbao took several of each of them before he finally put the suitcase back on.

Back on the bed, I comfortably put all the snacks into my stomach. The energy needed for a day and a night in a coma was temporarily sufficient, and Zhang Xingbao, who was not so hungry, threw all the bags of snacks on the bed of the second high without thinking about it, and lay down comfortably. Smash it, smash it, and go to sleep with sleepiness.

What he didn't know was that the black ring in his hand flashed a blue streak of light as he fell asleep. Immediately after, the mist that others could not see quietly flew towards the dragon ring, and finally gathered to form a vortex that drilled into the ring and then transported it into his body through the ring.

Just in his sleep, Zhang Xingbao dreamed that he was meditating cross-legged in a dark space for an old monk. A voice seemed to ring, saying, 'I have a sleeping fairy heart method to help people find immortality.' ’

The voice began to spit out words clearly, and the scriptures were recited aloud. Zhang Xingbao in the dream was motionless, but Zhang Xingbao outside the dream was snoring and shaking the sky.

His snoring sounded like thunder in the sky, like flowing water, like a morning bell with a constant rhythm, and like a broken gong with an unpleasant noise.

In an instant, everyone in the dormitory woke up.

"****, still don't let people sleep?" Ergao kicked the wall with a high leg, holding the quilt and covering his ears.

The four fat men got out of the bed, snorted and looked at the dormitory head on the other bed and gasped and scolded: "Boss, do you say that this guy looks like a lovelorn person?"

The dormitory director also moaned weakly: "I saw a beautiful woman in a dream, and it was easy to coax people to take off their pants, and I was woken up by this guy's snoring... Who am I going to reason with?"

The snoring was still loud and had spread throughout the hallway. In an instant, someone began to scold her mother: "Which bedroom is the beast snoring? It's too bullying, isn't it?"

"I'm going to do it, and I don't want people to live?" Some people were so angry that they were about to cry: "People still have to go to school today." ”

"It's deliberate, who's going to get up and see, which guy is snoring?" someone shouted.

In dormitory 301, the dormitory director and the four fat people looked at each other. The head of the dormitory had an idea and shouted, "Who is snoring?"

The second high school reflected, and also shouted: "Which dormitory person is so immoral? Be careful that I tell the dormitory teacher." ”

The sound covered Zhang Xingbao's snoring for a while, but Zhang Xingbao's snoring still came from time to time in the corridor of the entire bedroom.

The people in the 301 dormitory couldn't sleep anyway, so they just got up and coaxed nothing. While helping Zhang Xingbao cover up, he took out the mobile phone bought by Si Pang to record Zhang Xingbao, and refused to wake up Zhang Xingbao.

And Zhang Xingbao in his sleep was not unaware of the outside world, he only heard bursts of noise disturbing his meditation. In his sleep, he got up very angrily and shouted, "Who is it?

Seeing that he still couldn't clear the noise, he sneered: "I have a heart purification mantra, how can you attract my demons?"

As he spoke, he recited the mantra in a dream. As he recited the mantra in his dream, the whole world seemed to be clear, and he could no longer hear the noise of the outside world.

In the outside world, Er Pang and others have already taken enough ugly photos of Zhang Xingbao, so they can no longer tolerate Zhang Xingbao's snoring. took the spoon and the stainless steel lunch box and banged it in Zhang Xingbao's ear.

But the louder they struck, the louder Zhang Xingbao's snoring became, and there was a tendency to compete with their striking.

"****, hell. Si Fat lost his lunch box and smashed his chopsticks and fell to the ground, looking at Zhang Xingbao who was sleeping peacefully on the bed, he couldn't help but roar at Zhang Xingbao: "How many years have you not slept well?"

"Leave him alone, the dormitory door is open, and it's time for morning reading. After tossing for a long time, the sky has already brightened, and at this moment, even if Zhang Xingbao doesn't snore, no one can ignore the wake-up bell anymore. Moreover, even if they want to skip class, the students have to consider whether they can fall asleep to Zhang Xingbao's snoring.

I don't know which bastard who lacks virtue turned on the stereo and played a song, and a song of 'Sleep you are paralyzed' came into the entire corridor.

Zhang Xingbao snorted constantly, watching everyone get up and rush to the cafeteria with their books. Because Zhang Xingbao didn't need to go to class, the entire dormitory building was the only one who snored and claimed to dominate the dormitory.

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Zhang Xingbao woke up hungry, and the snacks he ate secretly at night were not enough to really wrap his stomach. However, when he woke up, he didn't immediately forage for food, but rubbed his head and muttered strangely: "Pure Heart Mantra? ”

After yawning, he turned over and got out of bed, and suddenly he was planted on the second high bed. Just heard the sound of 'tom', and the two-high bed was instantly messy.

"Ah, what's going on?" he cried out, then got up from the head of the bed in terror. Unexpectedly, he stepped on the stainless steel lunch box on the ground, and his feet 'slipped', and the whole person fell backwards.

said that it was too late, and then it was fast, Zhang Xingbao's body jumped up in the air, and he hugged his knees in the air to complete the backflip... However, he obviously did not expect that he would be able to complete an acrobatic performance. Therefore, 'poof' still fell the bed.

I'm afraid the feeling of being cut in the waist is just like that, Zhang Xingbao couldn't help but hold his waist and howl miserably.

"Grandma, who did I provoke? I was slapped last night, and I fell again this morning. He pinched his waist with one hand, picked up the lunch box from the ground with the other, and walked downstairs out of the dormitory towards the cafeteria.