Chapter 14: Black and White Impermanence
Li Lingxi and Hu Xiaomei were messing around in the Wind Poetry Garden, preparing to pick all the things that were suspected of being elixirs and boiling them. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The fire lion was drooling from the sidelines, and these good things didn't have its share.
"Mei'er, the poem is the left and the right temple, and it is to say the sincere and sacred words in the heart. In every poem I write for you, it has this meaning. Li Lingxi picked the elixir and did not forget to reward him for his free labor. Hu Xiaomei was surprised when she heard this, and her heart was sweet.
The Ape Ancestor hurriedly came: "It's not a waste of it!
Hu Xiaomei preemptively said: "This is for Lingxi to regulate the body." ”
"He's a Taiyi Scattered Immortal, my spirit plant has some effect on mortal demons at most, it's a complete waste, no!
Everyone dispersed helplessly.
There are no stars and moons at night, the wind stops, and the wind poetry garden is silent.
Two vague figures, one black and one white, came to the garden, both wearing long hats, the black figure looked fierce and held a mourning stick, and the hat read "Arresting you"; the white figure smiled and held shackles, and the words "You are also here" were written on the hat.
"Big brother, you said that we were also unlucky, we were arranged to come to Beiju Luzhou to detain the soul, there are so many powerful old demons here, few of them have been sent to do things since ancient times. ”
"Little brother, Heavenly Court wants us to go to the underworld, so I have no choice but to go!"
"Isn't this difficult for a strong man, Beiju Luzhou is not a heavenly territory, and the monsters are not in the book of life and death. ”
"So we have to choose a place with less demonic spirit, just take one and leave quickly!"
"Big brother is smart!"
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Li Lingxi was not very happy during the day, and he didn't sleep well at night, so he got up in a trance and went to the thatched house.
But I accidentally found these two sneaky guys, take a closer look, isn't this black and white impermanence!
immediately turned on the live broadcast and said with his heart: "Hello everyone, Lingxi Westward Journey Live has met you again." Today is a special session on black and white impermanence, everyone pay attention, the legendary black and white impermanence is like this, and you can't write articles anymore in the future. ”
"Wife, hurry up and come out to see the guy who catches us in the future!"
"Haha! It's funny to see their hats, one is catching you, and the other is that you're here too, laughing at me!"
"Didn't they say that their tongues were sticking out?
"Brother Lingxi, go teach them a lesson!"
"Hee-hee, this look, the city will play. ”
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Black and white impermanence sniffed angrily, came forward, and locked Li Lingxi, who was hiding from peeking.
"Big brother, I'm lucky today, I'll lock one when I go out. Bai Wuchang pulled the chains.
"Haha, let's go back quickly!"
"Wait, why is he so little demonic?
"How can there be someone in the demon lair! It must be a demon, a demon!"
"Dude has a point! It must be a shemale. ”
Li Lingxi was communicating happily with the audience, but he was locked up without paying attention, and he struggled, feeling that he could still get out if he broke out.
Just as he was about to break the shackles, other thoughts came from the barrage.
"Brother Lingxi, don't run, take us to the underworld to see and learn, and we will be rewarded heavily when it's over!"
"Yes, yes, take us to the underworld to have a look, in case we hang up in the future, we can be prepared to deal with it." ”
"Brother Lingxi will take a trip to the underworld, and there will be a heavy reward!"
"Please ask Brother Lingxi to help!"
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Thinking of rewarding, Li Lingxi was not busy getting out, and was ready to let the two impermanences take him to the underworld.
Hei Wuchang Li Lingxi still wanted to resist, and took out a mourning stick and scared: "Hugh has to resist! You won't even have a chance to reincarnate with a stick!"
"Be honest, hurry up!" Bai Wuchang didn't talk nonsense, and pulled Li Lingxi's soul towards a gloomy path.
Continuing on, the road meets a wide river. It should be the River Styx, and I don't know where Black and White Impermanence found a small boat to come out, and the three of them got on the boat.
When the boat drove to the middle of the river, Hei Wuchang said with a hideous face: "You ladyboy, hand over all the money on your body, otherwise you will be pushed down!"
In order to satisfy the audience, Li Lingxi pretended to be embarrassed: "I have no money." ”
Hei Wuchang yelled: "If you don't have money, you have to push down the river, this is the rule!"
Bai Wuchang hurriedly smiled and came to the round: "Big brother is angry." This shemale brother, how much money each living creature carries on it at the moment of death, how much money it has now. This Styx is very corroded underneath, and it will be ugly to be a ghost if you go down, no matter how many reincarnations you will give birth to in the future, you will be ugly!"
It turned out that there were so many ways in this, and Li Lingxi didn't bother to grind his mouth, and said directly: "You push me down, and I won't come up, see how you deal with it!"
Black and white impermanence looked at each other, and asked for money without mentioning it.
After crossing the river, there was a city, and the gate of the city was written with the words "Dead City", and the three of them entered the city.
The city is full of ghosts who have died in vain, most of them pretending to be pitiful and begging for mercy. However, there are many ghosts, and it is easy to fight at every turn. There are also people doing business on both sides of the road, and it doesn't look like a ghost, and sure enough, there are snakes everywhere.
Black and white impermanence led Li Lingxi into a lobby, where there was a judge and a few ghosts.
"Our brothers have come to hand in the task!" Bai Wuchang said as he pulled Li Lingxi to the judge.
The judge didn't raise his head, but just wrote while reading: "Beiju Luzhou people's clan, demon clan, what's your name?"
He glanced up at Li Lingxi, buried his head and continued: "Shemales don't need names; Yangshou?um, 18; crimes, contempt of heaven, sentence this shemale to hell in the oil pot for a thousand years!"
In order to cooperate with the audience, Li Lingxi let the black and white impermanent shemales and shemales call all the way, which has long been unhappy. Now this judge is still calling him a shemale shemale, and it immediately broke out.
The two hands pulled hard, and with a bang, the shackles broke off. snatched the mourning stick of Black Impermanence and swept him under the table with one stick, and smashed Bai Impermanence into the air with another stick and stuck it upside down on the wall.
The ghosts around him all came forward, and Li Lingxi, who had entered the Taiyi realm, was not too easy to deal with these ordinary ghosts and immortals who did not enter the stream, and a few sticks went down and smashed the ghosts to the point that their brains burst!
Avoiding the pen poked by the judge, he sealed his chest, lifted it upside down, grabbed his feet with both hands, and kept smashing it to the ground, causing the judge to scream incessantly!
There was a riot in the city, and naturally someone would deal with it.
Soon, a Hades led tens of thousands of Yin soldiers to kill them.
Dead, the atmosphere was solemn, and tens of thousands of emotionless Yin soldiers put a lot of pressure on Li Lingxi, and that Hades seemed to be a master.
Li Lingxi threw away the judge who was smashed into an inhuman shape and confronted the Yin soldiers.
Feeling the strong pressure from the other side, Li Lingxi knew that he probably couldn't win, so he said, "Do you know who I am?"
After speaking, he transformed into the costume of an earthling-short hair, T-shirt, jeans, and an outfit that was incompatible with any creature in the Journey to the West.
Hades was shocked, immediately took a few steps back, let the Yin soldiers resist, and then turned around and ran!
As he ran, he shouted: "The Heavenly Demon has attacked the underworld! The Heavenly Demon has attacked the underworld!"