Chapter 54: Two monks come to beat and scold
Chapter 54: Two monks came to beat and scold
In the small courtyard of King Ning's Mansion, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Zhu Chenhuan was talking "friendly" with Master Huijue who came from afar in Lizhen Temple. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Listening to Master Huijue's sincere words, looking at his calm and kind smile, Zhu Chenhuan only felt that the corners of his eyes twitched with emotion, and there was no superfluous expression on his face, just a faint smile, and said: "What the master said about the Buddhist revelations such as the absence of all beings, to be honest, I don't understand at all, and whether I have a relationship with Buddhism, what the master said doesn't count, just like this sky is cloudy, snow and rain, it's not what the clouds say, master, is this the truth?"
When Master Huijue heard this, a trace of haze flashed in his eyes, and he smiled and stretched out his right hand, trying to touch the red tassel gun in Zhu Chenhuan's hand, but Zhu Chenhuan dodged it, making Huijue feel empty.
"Master, shouldn't it be the Buddha's heart insisted on by the Buddhists of Lizhen Temple, right?" said Zhu Chenhuan with a smile.
At this time, Hui Jue didn't say anything, but the four monks of Lizhen Temple behind him were furious.
"What do you say?"
"Insult my Buddha, damn it!"
"Uncle Shi, this person is really rude, and I ask Uncle Shi to allow me to arrest him and take him back to the temple to be handed over to the Discipline Institute for disposal. ”
Several monks wearing cyan robes looked at Zhu Chenhuan with angry faces, they were holding demon-descending sticks in their hands, and their whole body vitality was rolling, and the four of them were in front of and behind them, vaguely forming a handle like a stick array, and the vitality of the four people complemented each other.
"Oh, I accidentally said it, and I was so angry that you want to hurt me, a powerless believer in Buddhism?" Zhu Chenhuan's voice was not small, and it happened to come out of the small courtyard, echoing in the entire Ning Wangfu for a moment, so that everyone could hear it clearly and clearly.
At this moment, the shock in the eyes of many of the children of the great families in King Ning's Mansion became more and more obvious.
Although some children with better family backgrounds are not unfamiliar with this kind of sound transmission kung fu, many of their family worshippers or lackeys also have more or less such skills, the only thing that makes them feel frightened is that the person who sent out this sound transmission kung fu is His Royal Highness the Prince, who was rumored to be stupid and unable to cultivate immortals and Buddhas!
What does this mean? As long as they are the children of wealthy lords with a little bit of city government, they can all guess one or two.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is not what is rumored, and combined with the last time Ning Wangfu discussed the Buddhist meeting, as well as the rumors about His Royal Highness the Prince's punch and murder, some sensitive people can already feel that the storm is coming, and something hidden under the water is about to surface.
"You...... You are talking nonsense!"
"That's right, you insulted my Buddhism first, we-"
Several monks were extremely angry, they glared at Zhu Chenhuan with grinned teeth, eager to eat his flesh and drink his blood, but before they finished speaking, they were interrupted by an indifferent Huijue.
"Amitabha, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince seems to have a misunderstanding of the poor monks? ”
Zhu Chenhuan looked at Hui Jue in surprise, and after he heard Hui Jue's words, he tilted his head to look at the down-and-out monk behind him, and asked, "Your Buddhists are so unreasonable?"
When Ji Madness heard this, he didn't even bother to open his eyelids, he just buttoned his nostrils, and then reached out to flick his nose away, and said, "The Buddha I believe in is reasonable. ”
"Oh, are there two kinds of Buddhas? Interesting, this is really interesting, this is the first time that Prince Ben has heard of it. ”
The playfulness in Zhu Chenhuan's eyes became more and more obvious, and Huijue, a senior monk of Lizhen Temple who had always been indifferent, heard Ji Lu's words, and couldn't help but glance at the down-and-out monk who was dressed in shabby clothes and wearing a broken hat. This benefactor is poor, but it is really not appropriate to wear a Buddha costume and cover his body with a shabby robe, to pretend that the people in my Buddha are deceiving people to eat and drink, and to speak wildly and slander my Buddha. ”
"Huh?"
Ji Luo was still playing boogers there, but while he was playing, he heard Huijue's words, which made his body stunned instantly, and the whole person was suddenly covered on the spot.
Even the Tianshan Tong Ye squirted out a mouthful of water, not to mention Zhu Chenhuan, who was laughing there with tears coming out.
Zhu Chenhuan held the red tasseled spear, laughed and pointed at the madman who was still in a daze, and said with a smile: "Master, I reminded you before, saying that it would be good for you to come back even if you take a bath, but you said that heaven and earth come to purify your body, and when it rains heavily in the world, you will resolutely not purify your body." People are suspicious of your identity as a monk, anyway, you eat meat and drink alcohol, and you have broken countless vows, or you just take this step to return the vulgar, and what kind of monk should you be? ”
He took a deep breath, walked in front of Huijue, who was dressed in Buddha clothes, folded his hands, thought about it, and withdrew one hand, and the other hand pointed directly at Huijue's nose, angry, and said: "Which eye of your girl sees that this monk is not a monk?
"Huh?" This time it was Zhu Chenhuan's turn and Tianshan Tongye to be a little dumbfounded.
And that Huijue was even more confused, he reached his current status, who dared to point his nose and scold the street? Even His Royal Highness the Prince, who has a transcendent status, can only sarcastically say a few words in a weird manner, but you dare to scold the street?
"The Buddha said—"
"The Buddha said that the Buddha said, you tell the monk, where is the monk not like a monk?"
The mud bodhisattva still has three points of fire, not to mention Huijue, who has not been treated like this for decades, I saw that Huijue did not put his hands together and pretend to be a living Buddha, he slapped the hand that Fei Ji pointed at his nose, and said angrily: "You are not endless, right? This Buddha doesn't care about you, that is to see that you are poor and can't even afford to wear clothes, if it weren't for the fact that you are too old and slap you to death, this Buddha would have kicked you away a long time ago." ”
"Oh, you still want to kick me, I'll kick you, you kick!" said that, Ji Madness really turned around and pouted his ass.
Huijue saw that Ji Madness dared to use his stinky ass to face him, not to mention the anger in his heart, the raging fire had already burned the prairies, he was so angry that he looked left and right, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he snatched the stunned monk's demon slaying stick, and said that he was going to be sent like Ji Mad's ass.
", you really dare to fight!" Ji Madness jumped up suddenly, pointed at Huijue and scolded.
Hui Jue raised the demon stick and slapped it towards Ji Mad, and said while patting: "I, Ami, you are a Buddha, the Buddha is destined to be a person, but it is also a shameless person!"
Looking at the so-called enlightened monks who don't know how many hundred years old they are scolding and beating in the small courtyard, Zhu Chenhuan is already dumbfounded, even if he is a human being in two lives, his head is a little unable to turn.
And Zhu Jian and the other four monks of Lizhen Temple, at this time, they were even more shocked and stunned with their friends, not to mention the crazy Ji Luo, that is, when did the Huijue monk of Lizhen Temple give people the feeling that they are not living Buddha-like characters, but now? Like a secular shrew, scolding and beating, the perfect image of the living Buddha instantly collapsed in their hearts.
Although it can't be said to be a complete destruction of the three views, it also needs to be reshaped for a long time.
In the end, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was well-informed, and soon returned to normal, only to see him smile and pat Tianshan Tongye's shoulder, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Tongye, I said it before, don't look at these Buddha monks are usually ancient wells without waves, as if the old ladies will not blink when they strip naked in front of them, in fact, that is just not finding their pain points, what is the pain point? Forget it, you don't know if you explain it, it's something in marketing, what is marketing? Why are you 100,000?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but Prince Ben is a civilized man. Zhu Chenhuan ignored the white eyes of the Tianshan boy, and said with a smile: "This monk doesn't fight or not, but if he really starts fighting, that is, he will fight to the death, you look at these monks' demon slaying sticks, that thing is not pretending, how many demons and monsters and evil villains died under the demon slaying sticks? These monks are holding the demon slaying sticks, and they will attack me if they don't agree with each other, and you also saw the battle just now, if you really give them a chance, you say that I have a chance...... Kill them?"
When it came to killing them, although the smile on His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's face was still as warm as the sun, the cold in his tone made the surrounding temperature drop by a few degrees in an instant. However, the Tianshan Tong Ye had long been immune to Zhu Chenhuan, he glanced at His Royal Highness the Prince, who couldn't see anything unusual on his face, then picked his ears, and said very casually: "You go and kill, after you are strangled by the Buddhas, I will collect your body." ”
When Zhu Chenhuan heard this, he withdrew his hand in a dacker, "Hehe, joke, joke, these are all officially established Buddhists, I can't envy it too late, how dare I fight and kill casually." ”
Tianshan Tong Ye turned his head to look at Zhu Chenhuan, only to see that the chill in Zhu Chenhuan's eyes had just disappeared, he pursed his lips, but did not say anything.
And at this moment, Zhu Qifei opened the courtyard door of the wing room with a smile with a group of children of the big family, he folded his hands, the smile on his face was gentle and compassionate, and he was just about to say something to the children of the wealthy lord behind him, when he saw the uncle Huijue who was holding a demon slaying stick like a shrew and scolding and beating, the whole person was like a lightning strike, and he was stunned on the spot.
Other children of the big lords with advanced education and great literacy, at first their eyes were full of unknown tension and admiration, but after seeing Zhu Qifei stunned, he saw a magnificently dressed monk chasing a guy who was dressed shabby like a monk, and when he heard the ridiculous scolding, the expressions on everyone's faces were surprisingly consistent, staring, opening their mouths, and being stunned, everyone acted in one, and they were really all highly educated children of the big clan.
"Uncle Shi!"
Zhu Qifei's face was instantly gloomy and terrifying, he saw Zhu Chenhuan on the side watching coldly, looking at himself with a sneer in his eyes, his heart that had already calmed down was angry again, and he didn't care about the respect and humility in the rules of the master, he stepped forward directly, blocked in front of Huijue, opened his mouth and shouted, his voice contained thought-provoking power, it was obvious that he used something similar to the lion's roar in Buddhism.
Huijue heard Zhu Qifei's roar, his body was stunned, the fog in his eyes disappeared instantly, and the color of Qingming reappeared, he looked at the down-and-out monk hiding behind Zhu Chenhuan in front of him, and then looked at the demon slaying stick in his hand, and his face changed instantly.
He hurriedly threw away the demon-descending stick in his hand like a hot potato, his eyes were full of resentment and vigilance, his eyes were like a blade, he glanced at the madman in the shabby robe, and looked at Zhu Chenhuan who seemed to be smiling suspiciously, and finally fixed his gaze on the Tianshan boy who yawned for the old disrespect.
"What the hell did you do!?" Hui Jue's face turned red, and his bald head turned purple like a red-hot charcoal fire because of anger.
Tianshan Tong Ye looked left and right, and finally found that Huijue's target was himself, and he couldn't help laughing angrily: "Not only are you worried about your IQ, but you are also blind in your eyes......"