Wu Mochong and the three followers he brought out of the Snow Mountain Temple stopped their actions for one thing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Mochong had to get something to fill his hungry stomach first, while the other three insisted on letting him go first.

Wu Mochong just didn't obey, they had to drag Wu Mochong away, Wu Mochong was very angry and bit them, but as a result, no one succeeded, and they all stopped.

"The surname is Wu, were you a pig or a dog in your last life, and you can eat and bite people?" said Zhang Bufan, a sissy there.

"You don't care what Lao Tzu was in his last life, he is a human being in this life, Lao Tzu is hungry, why don't you go to Ma Yu to prepare for food, and you want to drag Uncle Ben away, who do you think you are, can you drag it?" Wu Mochong was playing tricks there, just didn't move.

"Boy, you're not finished, this mountain hasn't been crossed yet, you have eaten two meals, and you have three conveniences, do you have a stomach, or do you have a intestine in your stomach?"

Zhang Bufan is really fed up, how big is this mountain, and the time on the road is not as much as the time wasted by this guy, according to this way, he can't get out of the mountain for ten and a half years.

"Lao Tzu is hungry, go and hunt a hare for Lao Tzu, pheasants can also be, it's best not to pick some small mushrooms, be careful of poison, what are you doing in a daze surnamed Zhang, hurry up, stand there like a log, do you still want to go on the road, can't complete the task, I'll go to find the goddess, I'll say that you talk a lot of along the way, and you will miss your work." Wu Mochong said.

Zhang Bufan was so angry that he gritted his teeth, pointed at Wu Mochong and said: "If it weren't for the mission, I really want to trample you under my feet, trample you to death like an ant, and crush you to death!"

"It's a pity you don't dare. Enough is enough, don't give the uncle to shoot a hare, remember to come back, pluck the hair, find a place to wash it, remember to be nine cooked when baking, too ripe if it is a little mushy. Wu Mochong said.

Zhang Bufan shook his hand and said: "I won't go, if you are hungry, you will go and hunt hares by yourself." ”

Wu Mochong said: "You're not afraid that I will slip away quietly?"

"That's a good dare, save us so much trouble, you slip away quickly, and we will catch you in the back. Zhang Bufan said.

"Think beautifully, hurry up and catch a hare for the uncle. Wu Mochong said.

Zhao Wutian waved his hand helplessly, signaling Zhang Bufan to catch the hare.

Zhang Bufan didn't want to go, glanced at Wang Shuang, and said, "You go." ”

Wang Shuang only replied to him with four words: "Get out of the way." ”

Zhang Bufan pursed his mouth as he spoke, and almost cried, crying there: "You bully people......

Wu Mo rushed over with a strong kick and kicked him down the hill directly, and then heard Zhang Bufan scream, and the person disappeared.

"Some people talk a lot of nonsense, tell him to do something, push and block, don't give him a kick, he really thinks he is a character. Wu Mochong said.

However, Wu Mochong and the three of them hid under the shade of a tree and began to rest.

The sun was in the west, and the glow was shining on the three of them, and at this time, Zhang Bufan had not yet returned.

"Hey, why did this kid fight a hare for so long, could it be that he met a monster on the mountain road and was caught and beaten to the tooth sacrifice?"

Wu Mo Chong saw Zhao Wutian thinking there, and couldn't help but say: "Don't worry, with that kind of sissy, the beast will not pay attention to him, and he will be considered ranciful, if Uncle Ben is not mistaken, he must have met a female hooligan in the mountains, and then he was knocked unconscious and dragged back to the cabin, and something indescribable came." Wu Mochong said.

Zhao Wutian asked, "What do you mean by something that cannot be described?"

"What do you think will happen to a female hooligan and a sissy in the same room?" Wu Mochong said.

"What will happen?" Zhao Wutian really didn't understand.

"Do you really not understand or do you not understand fake?" Wu Mochong said.

"I don't understand the difference between truth and falsehood, I really don't understand. Zhao Wutian said.

"Of course, it's a dismemberment. Wu Mochong said.

"How could it be a split body?" Zhao Wutian said.

"You still say you don't understand, pretend. A sissy and a female hooligan are in the room, and the sissy will definitely be dismembered by the female hooligan. Wu Mochong said.

"Why can't it be the other way around, Zhang Bufan's martial arts are not bad, and he is also a three-star traverser, ordinary people can't kill him at all, why didn't he split the female hooligan's body, instead of him being dismembered by the female hooligan?" Zhao Wutian said.

"His kind of sissy can beat female hooligans, hahahaha. Wu Mochong said.

Zhao Wutian and Wang Shuang stopped talking, and talking to such a brainy guy really couldn't keep up with his rhythm.

After a long time, the moon bend hung in the sky and fell asleep, and at this time, Zhang Bufan returned from a long distance, carrying a wild boar on his body!

Yes, you read that right, it was a wild boar weighing two hundred pounds!

Wu Mochong was shocked, and shouted there: ", is there any mistake, Lao Tzu told you to fight a hare, you have a whole wild boar, how can you eat such a big wild boar?"

Zhang Bufan threw the wild boar on the ground and said, "I can't finish eating and bring it, otherwise, I will always be told to hunt, Lao Tzu is really fed up." ”

"Have you had enough, fortunately, you hit such a big wild boar?" Wu Mochong said.

"Not bad. Zhang Bufan said.

"Okay, you can, then, go wash the meat right away, and then make a fire and grill it. Wu Mochong said.

"Damn, I'm doing these things too, I'm tired enough to carry this wild boar alone. Zhang Bufan said.

"If you don't do it, among those of us, you are the most idle. Wu Mochong said.

"What? You are lying on the ground, I am standing, you are still more idle than me?" Zhang Bufan was really about to explode, and smoke was coming out of his head.

"Aren't you tired on the ground? Let's rest for a while, and at this time, hurry up and make a fire and roast the meat, and don't stand there stupidly." Wu Mochong said.

"I'm going to do things, what about you?" Zhang Bufan said.

"We are overseers. Wu Mochong said.

Zhang Bufan: "......"

In the end, Zhang Bufan, who was helpless, had no choice but to wash the meat for the three masters, skewer them on wooden sticks, and then start roasting.

The thick flames could not hide the loneliness of the night, and the occasional smell of roasted meat spread into the distance, causing a wolf howl.

Whew~

Eat and drink enough, get a good night's sleep, and forget about the worries of the task for a while.

The four of them each leaned on a tree, and slept very sweetly, for a while, they knew how many flowers fell in their dreams, a few laughed and a few worried.

Suddenly, there was a sound of horses' hooves, from far and near, as if something extraordinary had happened, and from the sound of horses' hooves beating on the ground, the panic of the rider could be expected.

Wu Mochong seemed to be awakened, woke up in a daze, still holding a pig's thigh in his hand, gnawed on it by the way, and said in a low voice: "In the barren mountains and mountains in the middle of the night, the sound of horses' hooves is so fast, obviously something frightening, it is better to go and see the excitement." ”

Zhao Wutian whispered in his dream: "It's not easy to be idle, the task is important." ”

"Look at the excitement, what's the matter?" Wu Mochong said.

"This place is barren and wild, I don't know the name of the place, in the middle of the night, but there is the sound of horses' hooves so quickly, obviously we have encountered something, why don't we rest here, don't care what it is idle or not. Zhao Wutian said.

"In my opinion, you are cowardly. Wu Mochong said.

Zhao Wutian continued: "Whether you are timid or bold, no matter what you do, the task assigned by the goddess is the most important. ”

"By the way, you are a goddess, as a traverser, how can you be respectful to a goddess, do you have a leg with her?" Wu Mochong said.

"Don't insult the goddess, otherwise, I will be rude to you, if it weren't for the goddess ordering us to follow you, I would have slapped you to death with one palm. Zhao Wutian said.

"Don't scare me, I'm actually quite timid. Wu Mochong said.

"Hmph. Zhao Wutian snorted coldly to himself, you are timid, you are more daring than anyone else, you are a bold person, and you still have the face to say so.

Although he was very interested in the sound of horses' hooves, Zhao Wutian was still watching here, and the other two people, the sissy Zhang Bufan and Wang Shuang, also woke up, and each leaned against the tree in a daze.

Forget it, let's sleep, this barren mountain and wilderness, no matter who it comes, whether it meets a wolf or a bear, let him face it himself, regardless of its life or death.

Just as he was thinking this, he heard the sound of horses' hooves coming this way.

Wu Mochong stood up excitedly and said, "There are some things, you can't hide, it has to come towards you, what can you do?"

Zhao Wutian sneered: "Calamity." ”

Several people were in the night vision, staring ahead, and sure enough, a horse came this way, but there was no rider on it.

Closer, closer.

A few people saw clearly, it was not that there were no horseback riders on it, but that the rider was lying on the horseback, and in the thick of the night, he couldn't see that there were still people on it at all.

Wu Mo rushed over, grabbed the horse rope, and found that the man was covered in blood, and his clothes were also dirty.

Wu Mochong pulled him off his horse and threw him to the ground.

Wu Mochong kicked his arm with his foot and said, "Hey, are you dead?"

Zhao Wutian walked over, probed his snort with his hand, and then said, "It seems that there is still a breath." ”

At this time, the man suddenly spoke: "Water...... Water. ”

Wu Mochong touched his head and found that several people had no water, only he was holding a big pork leg in his hand, and couldn't help but say: "There is no water, there is only one pork leg, brother, why don't you take a bite?"

The man cried and said, "If there is no water, then there is no need for it, if you go down in one bite, I think I will die, let me ...... Take a break from the treasure spot. ”

Wu Mochong nodded, and said very bad words: "You can go casually, here...... We don't charge money. ”

"So...... Thank you. When the man had finished speaking, he closed his eyes, and there he closed his eyes.

After resting for a while, at this time, the shy moon bent stood all night, and had already fallen asleep and returned to the bed, and then kicked the sun off the bed, and the afterglow of the rising sun shone on the whole earth in an instant.

Last night, the man who was riding a horse, covered in blood, also rested on the ground for a long time, and slowly opened his eyes, and found that the four of them were surrounded by the fire, still roasting the pig's leg silently.

The man got up and walked towards the campfire.

"Last night, thank you. The man clenched his fists and said.

Wu Mo rushed to the tip of his eyes and suddenly found that this person actually had a star in his hand.

"Huh, traverser?" Wu Mochong said.

The man suddenly heard someone say that he was a traverser, and hurriedly said, "I'm a traverser, and so is my brother?" ”

Zhang Bufan rolled up his sleeves and said: "Have you seen clearly, we are all traversers, what's the big deal." ”

The man looked at the four of them, clapped his hands, and said, "That's a coincidence, there is no water, but I am dying of thirst." ”

Wu Mochong took out a fruit from the back of his buttocks, threw it to him, and said, "There is a fruit." ”

The man took the fruit, was stunned for a while, and was furious: "Why didn't you give me the fruit to eat when I wanted water last night!"

Wu Mochong pursed his lips and said, "You want water, you didn't say fruit, who knows if you are thirsty." ”

The man laughed and said, "Brother Ren is really an interesting person, with such a stupid brain. ”

"You're also a funny person, and you don't swear without swearing, which is really clever. Wu Mochong said.

The man rubbed the fruit on his clothes, swallowed it in three or two bites, and felt a sense of life.

"Ah, eat one fruit and fart another, this morning is wonderful. "Anyway, that person really let out a fart, that fart is really smelly, the four of them don't even have a little appetite, Wu Mochong was about to gnaw on the pig's trotters, and he was actually disgusted by this fart, so much that he had no appetite, and he was a little sick to his stomach.

"Why did my friend run for his life on a bloody horse in the middle of the night?" Zhao Wutian asked suddenly.

"Well, it's hard to put into words. The man said.

"Then don't talk about it. Wu Mochong said.

"If I don't say it, I feel bad. The man said.

"Then you say. Wu Mochong said.

"But where to start, let me think, well, start here. Anyway, last night I was alone on a horse covered in blood......"

Wu Mochong suddenly interjected at this time and said, "Can you not say the things that everyone knows again, it's very verbose." ”

"Okay, let's start with why I'm running for my life on a horse covered in blood, it's because I know a secret, and this secret is related to a major matter, I have to rush back to tell this secret, but who knows but was discovered by the other party, chased me almost to death, along the way, I killed a bloody jump, and then fled here, but was rescued by several brothers. The man said.

The big secret?

Several people stopped talking, and they didn't inquire, since it was a big secret, this person would definitely not tell it.

However, a few of them were wrong, and the man said, "Don't you want to know what kind of secret this is?"

"Since this matter is so important, we didn't force Brother Ren to say it. Zhao Wutian said.

"No, I have to say it. The man said.

"But we don't want to hear it at all, you can continue to hide the secret in your stomach, and if you don't want it one day, you just have to say it if you let a fart go. Wu Mochong said.

"I've been so badly wounded, and now I'm back to the light, I'm afraid I'll ...... if I don't tell my secret," the man looked up at the sun in the distance, as if he knew that he couldn't see the moon at night, and that sadness was really sympathetic.

Wu Mochong said: "Okay, since you are dying, then quickly spit out your secret." Remember, long story short, don't talk nonsense. ”

"That secret is ......"

After the man finished speaking, he suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood.

"The secret is that I have already inquired about the location of the blood prison, where we are trapped in the Heavenly Demon Gate's master Yu Jitian, if you have the heart, go to the Heavenly Demon Gate, tell this news, there will be good rewards in the door, I am dead." ”

The man tried his best, and after saying this last sentence, a mouthful of blood spurted out of his throat, and his eyes were wide and dead.

The four of them looked at each other and continued to pretend that they were fine.

"Let's hit the road and continue our mission. Zao said, not taking the secret of that man's mouth as one thing at all.

Wu Mochong said, "But what did he say secret?"

"What do you have to do with us, boy, don't meddle with your business!" Zhang Bufan was so annoyed with this kid, in addition to meddling in things along the way, he just watched the excitement, but he didn't care about the task at all, how could the goddess give the heavy responsibility to such a person who had no score?

"Okay, on the road, you surnamed Zhang carry the burden, Wang Shuang, you lead the horse, Zhao Wutian opens the way, let's move forward!"

Wu Mochong rode quickly on the horse last night, looking into the distance, like a person who had attained the Tao.