024 abrasive goblins

I really couldn't think of how to change the script, Ji Danhuang was really tired, he went to the bed and closed his eyes to recuperate, and the plot was still scrolling in his mind. I turned over a few times and tried to sleep for a while, but I still couldn't sleep.

I can't help it, I have things in my heart, and it's normal to have insomnia.

"Little Brother Ji," lying on the ground and peeling off his skin in vain, he stretched out his hand, grabbed Ji Danhuang's quilt, and looked inside, "It's been one night, is it ready to eat when it's baked?"

"Huh?" Ji Danhuang didn't react, "What can I eat?" Seeing Bai Baibai's empty skeletal eyes staring straight at his body, he was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed the quilt and wrapped himself tightly.

What is this white bone spirit trying to do! What an early morning indecent!

Bai Bai sneered: "Don't do anything." This night, I only listened to you tossing and turning, and thought you were sleeping on the iron plate. If you do sleep on an iron plate, it should be cooked by this time, so you can eat it hot. I look at it, it seems that there is still a shortage of spices. The more he talked, the more serious he became, and with that serious skeletal face, it seemed that he was really thinking about what condiments should be added to make Ji Danhuang's meat more delicious.

Ji Danhuang was suddenly stunned: "I, I'm raw! I'm still alive! I can't eat it! Aren't you a serious cultivation white bone spirit? If you eat people, you will be punished by heaven, and the little sword will come to take you! If you eat me, no one will give you fairy dew in the future, see how hundred years you have to wait to become an immortal!" As he spoke, he touched his clothes and quickly put them on his body, lest his white hair rush up and bite him.

This bone spirit is so scary!

Bai Bai snorted coldly: "Huh! It looks like I'm willing to eat you!

She has never been interested in human flesh, and even if she does, she will never try it. It's really not worth it to get into trouble because she eats someone, and even ruins her future, so she won't be stupid.

As soon as he heard that he was "a ball of stinky meat" in vain, Ji Danhuang was suddenly unhappy: "Where do I stink! I take a bath every day, which stinks!"

If someone said that he was "a ball of stinky meat" in the past, he really couldn't refute it, because when he was fat, he sweated a lot, and there would indeed be some strange smells on his body, even if he took a bath every day, he couldn't wash it thoroughly. But now, he doesn't have excess fat on his body, even if he sweats in summer, he won't be covered with oil, and it is unlikely that there will be a strange smell in the bath every day.

"Really?" touched the skin and draped it on his body in vain, raising his eyebrows, "Have you taken a bath in the past two days?"

"Uh......"

Ji Danhuang had no choice but to support his forehead. Well, he didn't take a shower because he injured his leg and couldn't get wet. But even so, you can't describe him as "a ball of stinky meat"!

At this moment, Su Zixuan woke up from her sleep, just heard the conversation between the two, stretched her waist and said: "It is said that daughters are flesh and bones made of water, and men are flesh and bones made of mud." Brother Ji, you were born as a man, and it is made of mud, which is not as refreshing as your daughter. So, you just admit it, it's better for Sister Bai to say that you are 'stinky meat' than to say that you are 'mud'!"

Seeing that Su Zixuan was helping to speak in vain as soon as she woke up, Ji Danhuang was even more angry: "Okay, okay, you are made of water, I am made of mud, why don't you say that there are still people made of cement!" Thinking that he was so good to them, why didn't anyone help him say a word!

Alas, there are a bunch of white-eyed wolves!

"Who do you say is made of cement!"

Fang Cai Ji Danhuang said a word of anger casually, but he didn't expect someone to be shot while lying down, and even Shi Qingming who was lying on the sofa was not happy, and turned his head to stare at Ji Danhuang.

Shi Qingming frowned and said, "I'm more neutral-looking, but I didn't mess with you today, you won't be unhappy with them and bring me with you!"

I didn't sleep all night, and there were three goblins who were unhappy with him just after dawn, and Ji Danhuang really felt that today was not a good day. Why hadn't he noticed that these goblins were so angry before! Could it be that he didn't wake them up with food?

Ji Danhuang didn't bother to talk to the goblins: "Okay, okay, count me wrong! You are all right to you! You are all good goblins, I'm a bad person, okay!" turned his back to the goblins, intending to make up for sleep, and ignored them anymore.

As a result, this time, it was even more ciji to the sensitive nerves of the goblins, and they all pounced on each other to express their dissatisfaction, saying that not only did he not have the sincerity to apologize, but also damaged the other three innocent goblins together. Su Zixuan even taught Ji Danhuang like a love expert, saying that people like him who talk to girls have no girlfriends in their lives.

It is said that three women in one play, Ji Danhuang has six female goblins here, one top ten, and he can make up twenty plays!

Bother!

Ji Danhuang will be slapped on his head: "Don't make noise! I want to sleep!" Why didn't he find out before, this group of female goblins was so noisy! Is it that they have been too idle recently, so they come to trouble him if they have nothing to do.

Or did you go to dinner with Tang Yuzhu last night, and these goblins were jealous?

At the thought of this, Ji Danhuang shuddered violently. I'll fuck it! No! Shemales have different paths! Even if they are really handsome now, they won't even be fascinated by non-humans!

After thinking about it, the quilt on Ji Danhuang's head had been torn off by the goblins, and all the six goblins surrounded him and quarreled, especially Su Zixuan and Panzhu Xiu were the loudest. After messing with things in vain, he took a back seat, pouring some oil on the fire from time to time, and happily watched Ji Danhuang being besieged by the goblins, with a very under-pumping expression.

Ji Danhuang covered his ears and stared at Bai Bai. This black-bellied girl, Lao Tzu didn't offend you, what are you trying to do!

Su Zixuan held Ji Danhuang's face with tears in her eyes: "Brother Ji, don't you love us anymore? If you still love us, you won't be so fierce about us! Do you say you don't love us anymore!"

Ji Danhuang's face turned black all of a sudden. The relationship between them and these goblins is nothing more than liking, how can they still be involved in "love"? Why are they all like resentful women!

In order to be able to rest quietly for a while, Ji Danhuang took a deep breath and tried to squeeze out a serious and affectionate expression: "Love, how can I not love you!"

Panzhu embroidered and said: "Since the little brother said that he loves us, shouldn't he show some sincerity? Last night, you went to dinner with a beautiful girl, and you didn't care about us!"

"Huh?"

Ji Danhuang's mouth opened widely. What are you kidding, obviously he went to eat with Tang Yuzhu after taking you to dinner, why would this group of goblins say that they didn't care about them!

After pondering carefully for a while, Ji Danhuang suddenly understood. Sighing helplessly, Ji Danhuang asked, "Okay, how much." ”

Lily of the valley hurriedly said, "One thousand!" said and stretched out her little hand to Ji Danhuang.

There was no way, Ji Danhuang had to obediently take out a thousand yuan to plug the mouths of the goblins.

What Ji Danhuang didn't expect was that the effect of this thousand yuan was really good. As soon as he put the money on the palm of Lily of the Valley, he heard a sound of "whoosh whoosh", and he was suddenly left alone in the room.

Ji Danhuang smiled bitterly helplessly. These abrasive goblins!