Li Sheng silently looked at Li Jinda's big pie face, and at the same time secretly cursed in his heart: Mao Dan, is the local tyrant amazing? Brother can't get a year-end bonus after being tired for a year? If you don't mix, you won't be able to make money? When I find a job, I will definitely step on your head and trample the dead pigskin on your face like a dead mouse skin.

If I were you, I would have ...... , Li Sheng couldn't help but think of the superpowers of those bull forks, such as turning stones into gold, see-through eyes, flexible and contractile, and mind control. "Invade your pig brain and control your body!" Li Sheng looked at Li Jinda and muttered in his heart.

Suddenly, he felt a flower in front of him, and after a moment of blank brain, the time in front of him became clear again, but his position seemed to have changed. He looked left and right and found himself sitting in Li Jinda's place. In the corner of the conference table, that Li Sheng was lying on the table, not moving.

His mind was a mess, and there was so much information that he couldn't handle it. It's like running a new high-quality game on an old computer, and it feels stuck. He subconsciously looked at his hands, which were very old. "Could it be that I took possession of the pig's brain and took control of his body? Could it be that I was struck by lightning yesterday? I have superpowers!?" Li Sheng was almost crazy with excitement when he thought of this.

"Hahahaha! Your end has come!" he muttered loudly to himself.

The employees of Jinda Company stared at each other in amazement, not understanding how this ubiquitous Li Jinda turned from panting to a stupid face, and then to the crazy appearance he is now.

Since you have the control of your body, you naturally have to masochize yourself first. "I'm an idiot!" Li Jinda slapped himself in the face, grinning his teeth. Although it wasn't me, it hurt too!!"It's so cool!!I'm a pig, so stupid that I'm not as good as a sow in heat." Big guy, take a picture of me. After the meeting, I want to check, and whoever doesn't shoot me will deduct a month's salary. ”

Although Li Jinda's state at the moment is indeed as stupid as a pig, the big guys also like to see this form of self-destructive self-harming entertainment, especially when it happens to the nouveau riche. The participants all took out their mobile phones and started filming at Li Jinda.

"Alas!" Li Jinda sighed earnestly, and then said very vicissitudes: "As we all know, I am a big fool. I've been stupid for more than a day or two. I've been a big fool since I was born. If it weren't for the wealth of these beasts in my family, I wouldn't have opened a company to feed you. No, no, no, I want to be angry for the oppressed people in this company!"

Bang bang bang, Li Jinda slammed his head against the table, gritting his teeth and knocking blood out of his forehead. "Look at my forehead!" he pointed to his forehead and said viciously, "Look at the folds of my face, this is not a good thing that has been done over the years, it is a good thing that I have done with myself and those bitches." I am a pig from a pigsty and go into heat six or seven times a day. The mayor is a pig, and so is the deputy mayor. ”

Zhong Yan, the secretary on the side, saw that Li Jinda's state was a little abnormal, stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Jinda, what's wrong with you, do you have a fever?"

"Burn your sister, you get out of the way, don't say you're wearing clothes now, you just don't have clothes, and you don't have the right to speak. "The pure and kind young Li Sheng has never liked Zhong Yan too much, and when he sees her coming to persuade him at this moment, he naturally has no good words.

After cursing to himself a few more times, Li Jinda was silent. Li Sheng was an honest student when he was in school, so he was not very proficient in self-destructive forms of entertainment. Although he is in Li Jinda's body, he has not inherited his scolding tricks, and there will not be too many scolding words. I'll have to think of something else!

"I've said everything I need to say. It's time for me to call some people and get in touch. As he spoke, he pulled out his phone and flipped through the phone book on it. Basically, the city's magnates can find contact information on it, as well as the names of many women. Sure enough, it was a collusion between officials and businessmen. Li Sheng was happy in his heart, this phone call went out, and Li Jinda estimated that he would not have a good life this year.

"Give the mayor a call first. ”

Toot toot!

"Hey, is that Mr. Mayor?"

"Xiao Li, why are you polite today, don't you just call me Uncle Liu? Is there something wrong? We haven't been together for a long time, find a place to have a drink one day." ”

"Mr. Mayor, how dare I call you Uncle Liu? You are such a beast, how can I be the same as you. I am a man of integrity. ”

"Xiao Li, how are you talking? Did your head get by a donkey?"

"Fuck your sister......"

Li Sheng tried his best to quarrel with the mayor, like a hooligan scolding the street. After three minutes of scolding, Li Sheng deeply admired the mayor's scolding skills, and he was impassioned and hoarse, scolding himself like a deaf person for three minutes, which was simply shocking. What kind of cultivation, understanding civility and politeness are nonsense, and scolding people to the limit of vulgarity.

After hanging up the mayor's phone, Li Sheng dialed the phone number of Zhang Feng, the boss of the underworld snake gang in Suoshan City. As soon as the phone was connected, he began to scold, and his ancestors of the eighth generation, both men and women, scolded him again. The other party was not polite, and the scolding was also with a threatening tone, killing people and setting fires, raping first and then killing in turn.

This character who usually can't even see each other, sees the head but doesn't see the tail, and doesn't dare to look at it when he sees it, is really very exciting, excited, and even arouses his potential to scold, gushing endlessly, dripping with joy, it is simply an abnormal enjoyment.

However, after only two minutes of scolding, suddenly he felt himself fly forward quickly, like an arrow off the string, straight towards himself lying on the table.

All he felt was a sore ache in his body, as if he had exercised vigorously. Raising his head with difficulty, he saw Li Jinda listening to the scolding on the other end of the phone in surprise. Zhang Feng's voice is also not small, although he did not turn on the speakerphone, but it can spread throughout the entire conference room.

Li Jinda was very surprised, but the boss of the underworld is not an ordinary person, he kills people without seeing blood, and he can make him, an upstart, die without seeing his body when he raises his hand. He didn't care about the specific situation, and he whispered to the person on the other end of the phone. It was to the effect that he was a stupid × who had his head by a donkey today.

As a nouveau riche, that's just it. After pretending to be an uncle and pretending to be a grandson, I despise you! Li Sheng was very beautiful in his heart, and he looked gloating.

The glamorous and moving, heavily makeup-clad secretary saw that Li Jinda had returned to his normal state, and knew that his subordinates must be watching his jokes at this time, so he shouted and broke up the meeting. The crowd left the conference room. Only Li Jinda pretended to be a grandson, and he was not there to pay for it.

On the first working day after the annual meeting, Li Sheng went through the resignation procedures, and Li Jinda absentmindedly signed the resignation application for permission to resign, seemingly not yet freed from the painful life of that day.

Not in a hurry to find a job for the time being, Li Sheng decided to study his superpowers. According to the performance of the last annual meeting, I definitely have superpowers. Ten minutes of upper body time, but when you get on someone else's body, you will faint. This is a big drawback, if there is no one around to take care of it, you will have to be looted by thieves the last time you turn around. If you encounter a perverted pervert, the consequences are unimaginable.