Chen Bo and his party were respectfully welcomed into the villa by several little spider spirits. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The decoration in the villa is full of floral cloth, full of warmth, like an ordinary home.

Chen Bo was a little disappointed, even if there was no deep mountain and old forest, there was not even Pansi Cave...... If there is no Pansi Cave, what's the matter with this cozy little nest?

It is said that there are more than a dozen goblins living in the whole villa, Chen Bo took a sip of tea, although he couldn't taste anything special, but after drinking it, he felt a warm current rising in his abdomen and wandering all over his body, indescribably comfortable, and even felt that his thoughts were two points clearer, and he didn't know if it was an illusion.

Just as Chen Bo was about to savor it, the spider spirit knocked lightly on the door and entered the room.

Behind the spider spirit are more than a dozen little goblins, all of which are of all kinds, and not all of them are rumored to be as beautiful as immortals......

More than a dozen female goblins lined up, and the spider spirit stood at the front, with a slightly flattering smile, "Senior-"

The spider spirit said this to Taishan's predecessors, for a goblin like her who has experienced the vicissitudes of the world, any status is empty, and only real strength is real! In the Three Realms, as long as you embark on the path of cultivation, you can only speak with your fists!

Taishan shook his head, "The task of managing our little demons stranded in the world is handled by the Immortal Envoy, and the Immortal Envoy represents the Heavenly Court behind him. ”

Tai Shan pointed out the key point in one sentence - Heavenly Court!

The spider spirit was respectful and looked at Chen Bo, "Lord Immortal Envoy, the little demon is called Juan Hua Niang, she has been cultivating for more than six hundred years, and she only mixed in the red dust three hundred years ago." These women behind me have been with me for the past 300 years, each of them has a deeply hurtful relationship, and they have all met negative men, in order to make them no longer full of the brilliance of negative men, I took them in and provided them with food, clothing, shelter and transportation. ”

"Is that so?" Chen Bo asked indifferently.

"What the little demon said is indeed true!" Hua Niang hurriedly argued, "Since ancient times, there have been different ways for shemales, and there will be no good results if they are forced together, and some little demons have just entered the world, and they have been hooked away by the sweet words of men, and I have tried my best to borrow the truth for the little goblins in order to curb the tragic ending in advance!"

"I didn't ask you. Chen Bo glanced at the dozen or so people standing, and finally his gaze fell on the little green snake coiled up in the last position - this little green snake hasn't transformed yet, right?" I asked them. Tell me, are you all here of your own free will, are you sure that every love you have ever met cannot grow old together?"

The group of various goblins glanced at each other, and were about to speak, when they were answered by the little green snake.

"Men are all negative men!Men don't have a good thing!" The little green snake crawled twice and climbed on the neck of a woman next to him, hung there, and looked at Chen Bo! "You don't know the truth! We snake spirits have all been miserable by humans! The most typical is our predecessor Bai Suzhen, she loves Xu Xian so much, and is willing to give birth to a child for Xu Xian, but she was suppressed by Xu Xian and the villain of Fahai under the Leifeng Tower! Men are bad, and bald asses are even worse!"

Chen Bo's head was a little cramped, how could it be? Could it be that even the stories of Xu Xian and Fahai really happened in history?

"However, didn't Xu Xian sweep the Leifeng Pagoda all his life?" Chen Bo said suspiciously.

"You liar! Xu Xian is obviously in love with other women!" the little green snake roared sadly.

Chen Bo touched his chin, could it be that the author of the novel actually changed the ending of the original story in the end for the sake of harmony?

The old man of Mount Tai can't listen to it anymore, he is also a person who has made up a lot of modern knowledge, and he is a person who understands the history of the demon clan! "That little demon, don't talk nonsense, obviously there is no Bai Suzhen in history at all, this is all written by the author of the novel in the world! And many of them have been arranged into TV series, which have been popular! Like the "Liao Zhai" series, the "Bai Suzhen" series ......"

Before the old man could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a frightened scream!

I saw a fat girl with a little freckles on her face holding her face and screaming, "What are you talking about, "Liao Zhai" is also fake? Impossible! That's all true stories, what Hua Niang told us, those are all recorded by the predecessors of our demon clan with great ability!

Chen Bo smiled and looked at Hua Niang, "Oh? These TV series have become historical materials? Then "People and Ghosts Are Not Gone" was also recorded by Western goblins? Then "You from the Stars" was recorded by aliens?"

Hua Niang was very embarrassed, she wanted to say something to regain the trust of the little goblins, but she couldn't say anything, "Then, then I also gave them an example in order to let them understand the dangers of human beings early......

Chen Bo ignored Hua Niang, "Do you all know how to use a computer? Why don't you know how to check it on the Internet?"

"Computer...... What is it?" said the little green snake quickly, "Thor's electric mother's head?"

"Poof-" Wang Hao snickered.

"What about mobile phones, you won't have mobile phones, right?" Chen Bo asked in shock.

"Cell phone, oh, that boxy box you are talking about, of course we have this!" said the little green snake proudly!

"A boxy box?" "How did Chen Bo feel déjà vu?"

"Well, that thing was very expensive when I first entered the WTO! Only rich bosses could afford it! But Hua Niang was very kind to us, and even gave us food and clothing, and even bought us mobile phones!"

"Very expensive?" "Copycat machines are obviously very cheap! Mobile phones have obviously been popularized!" "By the way, when you joined the WTO, how many years ago?"

"I slept twice!" the little green snake was a little confused, "only twenty or thirty years?"

Give me a piece of grassland, let me shake it! Give me a piece of grassland, let me release the grass and mud horses galloping in my heart!

"You said, it can't be, big brother, right?" asked Chen Bo very uncertainly.

"Yes! I remember that people used to call them big brothers!

Hold the grass, this is a group of primitive people living in a mansion villa, right?

"I'm ......," Hua Niang opened her mouth.

Chen Bo waved his hand, "Okay, don't say anything, I already understand." For the time being, I won't do anything to you, I just want you to complete a document. ”

Hua Niang quietly breathed a sigh of relief, Heavenly Court has always been very strict with the little demons in the world!

For example...... "Chen Bocai's thoughts are springing!" "For example, the role of modern electrical appliances and their diagrams, including all daily electrical appliances, air conditioners, refrigerators, range hoods, vacuum cleaners, microwave ovens, notebooks, etc., everything must be there, as long as you can see the diagrams, you can complete the assembly of electrical appliances;

In addition to these two basic common-sense questions, there should be a detailed introduction to how the goblins integrate into the modern society, preferably how to find a public toilet, and all the necessary documents for each goblin, such as ID cards, driver's licenses, academic certificates, etc. ”