Chapter 63: The Waterhole Grabs the Painting
Wan Idiot saw his thoughts, took the painting in his hand and said in amazement: "Yes, it's a good painting." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info Your thoughts, Your Majesty, I know that I am a little embarrassed to take Xianzong's things, and it is not easy to face Yao Ting and General He, but in fact, this is very easy to do. ā
Han Zhen thought that he would think of a way to get the best of both worlds, and his eyes were full of anticipation.
Wan Idiot continued: "As soon as you give an order, Lao Wei will wash Yao Ting's family in blood, and they will all die, so you won't be embarrassed to take their things." ā
Han Zhen ignored him and pretended to fiddle with other objects.
Wan Idiot stuffed the painting into his arms, looked left and right, and said: "Your Majesty, there are so many treasures here, where will Xianzong remember if you lose one or two pieces, and you think that you have rewarded it to someone before." Han Zhen is relatively easy to accept in this way.
Han Zhen thought about how respectfully most people had seen him since he became emperor, and this feeling was very good, and he sometimes wanted to bow in return. In the past, I always wanted to find a suitable opportunity to return the throne to Xianzong, but now I am really reluctant.
The two stayed in the study for a while, and after leaving, they went outside, and after bypassing a few paths, they happened to meet the embarrassed monk Qingyuan.
Han Zhen saw that he was unlucky, as if he was in a better mood than eating honey, this is the so-called I am relieved to see that you are not having a good time.
Han Zhen couldn't help but smile and said, "Master Qingyuan, what's wrong with you, you look like a beggar for food." ā
Qingyuan looked around vigilantly, immediately walked over quickly, hugged Han Zhen's legs tightly, and said with a hint of crying: "Your Majesty, help! Don't let me leave your side for half a step in the future, you have the aura of a true dragon on your body, and you will definitely not be taken away by the King of Hades if you stay by your side!"
Han Zhen bent down to help him up, patted the dirt on his clothes and felt that he was a little pitiful, and said, "As long as you are loyal to me in the future, the ghosts will not take you away." ā
Qingyuan sobbed twice and nodded, then he raised his head to take a closer look at Han Zhen's true face, and suddenly met the eyes of the idiot monk behind him, ran away with a "whoosh", and kept shouting: "Mom, Buddha, help......! Ghost ......"
Han Zhen looked at Wan Idiot reproachfully: "I want you to scare him, just scare him half-dead and obey, you just drive him crazy, and in the future, if there is a demon in this palace, you will expect him to subdue the demon!"
Wan Idiot scratched his bald head: "Your Majesty, you don't know, this old monk is very stubborn, it's useless to scare him with Lord Yama, he still has to prepare to find the Buddha to reason face to face! I'd rather let him be abolished than let him go on like this again, why is a monk pretending to be a hero with us here." ā
"Then you don't have to make him see you, it's like seeing Lord Yama. ā
Wan Idiot glared at Qingyuan's back, and it was not good to speak again.
The two continued to move forward, and saw a woman approaching, followed by two palace maids, this woman was extremely luxuriously dressed, and there was no lack of gold and jade ornaments on her body.
Looking at her dress, Han Zhen guessed that she was most likely a mother. But judging by her appearance, she is not yet thirty years old. Han Zhen hesitated slightly, looked at her carefully, and was suddenly shocked.
Qin Qianqian! She ...... She looks too much like Qin Qianqian, could it be that she also crossed over?
He immediately stepped forward and asked.
The woman saluted Han Zhenluo: "The concubine is the concubine of the emperor." ā
It turned out that it was not Qin Qianqian, Han Zhen was a little lost, but homesickness came to his heart again, and he didn't know when Qin Wangjian would appear and take him back to modern society. I still can't think of things like the female corpse demon possessing Qin Qianqian's body.
Han Zhen and Wan Idiot walked to a waterhole, the water in the pool was crystal clear, and all kinds of fish swam very happily.
In this limited pool, the fish swim happily, but only in such a small world.
There are always so many people who like to be disease-free**, what do you say to look at the birds in the sky, they can fly freely, the fish in the water, they can swim freely, I envy them. Hmph, it's strange if you really want to put him in and not be stuffy enough to commit suicide.
Thinking of this, he suddenly remembered the little dragon he met in the water, took a few steps back, and looked at the water with some caution, he was not sure if it was this waterhole that found the little dragon before.
Wan Idiot approached him, and when he saw that he looked different, he asked the reason.
Han Zhen said: "Master Wan, you say, if I want to see what is in the water, is there a good way?"
Wan Idiot said easily: "If the emperor wants to eat fish, I will immediately order the soldiers to dry the water here to ensure that no fish slips through the net." If you can't finish eating, you can get dried fish. ā
Han Zhen laughed silently, knowing that this idiot would not have any good way.
At this time, there were four women playing in the water on the opposite side of the waterhole, and Han Zhen looked at it and suddenly felt that the scene at this time was as familiar as a park in modern society.
Just as he was stunned, the women immediately ran over and knelt down to him to say goodbye.
Although he has been an emperor for a long time, he is still a little uncomfortable, and hurriedly let a few people be flattened. It's a bit like in modern society, you're in a park, and then a bunch of beggars come and kowtow and ask for money.
These four people are all palace maids in the palace, and two of them are more iconic, and they took the initiative to greet Han Zhen: "Your Majesty, my name is Xiaoqian, and I am Concubine Tian's close maid." ā
"I'm Chunyu, by Concubine Chen's side. ā
Han Zhen thinks it's funny, pure jade, I'm still platinum. Friends who used to be together, if they saw a girl who was a little bit beautiful, there would always be someone desperate to talk to them, as if they had never seen a girl in their lives. But if you want to wait for a girl to take the initiative to pick up a conversation, the chance is almost zero, no matter how handsome you are.
I was accosted by these two girls today, although I don't know what their purpose is, but it doesn't seem to be because of my handsomeness, most likely because of the emperor's identity. Accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger, but the greater the danger, the more rewards, they are also for the throne, and as the emperor's wife, they no longer have to serve people in a low voice.
Han Zhen smiled, patted them on the shoulder and said, "Well, it's good, the etiquette in the palace is quite familiar." ā
The two of them couldn't help but frown, and only left after bowing again, and said to each other after walking far away: "Great, God, thank you, my luck is so good, the emperor was still smiling at me just now." ā
"Hmph, he tapped me on the shoulder. ā
Seeing the faint smile on Han Zhen's face, he didn't know that he was smiling because he thought it was funny, thinking that he liked these two women, and thought that tomorrow he would arrange for them to be nobles, talents, and slowly become the emperor's woman.
Han Zhen and the two took a nap by the waterhole for a while, and suddenly felt a resentful gaze shooting from behind, and when they looked back, they found that Yao Ting was standing not far from the two of them, and they didn't know when they came.
Wan Idiot said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Yao Ting is here, what should I do?"
", I didn't know she was coming. What are you doing in such a whisper, is it possible that I am an emperor who is afraid of her as a little princess. Han Zhen amplified his voice a little, but it still sounded a little unsure. After all, this Yao Ting is very capable of fighting, and she can beat people to death with a single slap, and she doesn't even need to bring a controlled knife.
Yao Ting smiled coldly and approached them, Han Zhen spoke first: "Yao Ting, isn't it good to be your princess, a girl's family doesn't stay well all day, she just thinks about rebelling, your father is gone, this Tang Dynasty is my world, don't you understand!"
Yao Ting sneered and replied, "I'm too lazy to have a war of words with you despicable villain." You thief, you just came out of my father's study and stole his favorite painting, it's really shameless, but this emperor has become a thief. ā
Wan Idiot replied dissatisfiedly: "In this palace, every grass and tree in the world is the emperor's, how to talk about stealing words, you have always been disobedient, believe it or not, and now the emperor will cut off your head!"
Yao Ting grabbed Wan Idiot and threw it into the waterhole with a "plop", and then forcibly searched out the painting of mountains and rivers from Han Zhen's body, and poked his forehead with her finger: "You are not allowed to go to my father's study in the future." ā
Han Zhen thought that it was useless to be angry at this moment, and she would kill herself with a palm in anger. changed his attitude and said: "Princess, the people around me say that they want to break your body into ten thousand pieces, but I have been thinking about the old love, after all, we have a ......"
Yao Ting interrupted him and said, "Shut up, who has a relationship with you." ā
Wan Idiot fluttered in the water for a while, and then he climbed up and slowly approached Yao Ting's side, took advantage of her talking to Yao Tingshui and snatched the painting in her hand, turned around and ran along the waterhole.
Yao Ting was chasing after her, and when she saw that she was about to catch Wan Zhen, Wan Idiot threw the painting back into her hand and threw it into Han Zhen's hands.
Yao Ting ran to Han Zhen, and he threw the painting to Wan Idiot again.
Several times in a row, Yao Ting was depressed for a while, and finally couldn't help but hit Wan Idiot with the "Lianyun Palm". Originally, he would have been tricked, but who knew that he was unstable under his feet and fell into the pool first.
At this time, the painting was in the hands of Wan Idiot, and he held the painting, and the pool of water could not reach his waist.
Yao Ting flew up to him and wanted to snatch the painting, but he quickly threw the painting to the shore again, and Han Zhen immediately picked it up.
Yao Ting quickly jumped back, and Han Zhen threw the painting towards the water in the distance, intending to throw it to Wan Idiot again.
At this time, a strong wind blew, and the water surface was sparkling, and the water was blown by the wind, sending the painting farther away.
Yao Ting flew up to catch up with the painting in the distance.
Wan Idiot took the opportunity to go ashore and hurriedly left here with Han Zhen. The two of them bypassed several palace courtyards one after another, and made sure that Yao Ting could no longer catch up, so they sat down to rest.
Wan Idiot gasped and said: "Your Majesty, you must not be so merciful anymore, if you don't kill Yao Ting and them, we will definitely die in her hands in the future." ā
Han Zhen looked at the wet idiot, touched his arm that was injured by Yao Ting just now, gritted his teeth and said: "That's true, even if you don't kill them, you must arrest them in prison, and if she doesn't suffer something, she won't know how powerful I am!"
The two of them ran for a long time, but they forgot the way back, and were identifying the direction, when a rush of footsteps suddenly came.
Han Zhen said in a low voice: "It's not good, I guess Yao Ting is chasing after me again!"
There is no shelter in all directions, there is only a palace house with a single courtyard, and I don't know which concubine lives in it, but now the two of them have to break in first.
There is a main room and two side rooms in the courtyard. When the two entered the room, they saw that there was no one, only a bucket of bath water in the bedroom, and a clean and neat women's dress on the stool next to it.
Wan Idiot shuddered, saw the steaming bath water, his eyes lit up and said: "The old man is soaked all over, and he wants to take a bath, so he has prepared the bath water, this is really the arrangement of the Buddha, thank you Buddha!"
Unexpectedly, the footsteps were getting closer and closer, Yao Ting pushed open the courtyard door and walked towards the house.
Han Zhen looked around and felt that some of the small objects were very familiar, and then he suddenly realized that this was Yao Ting's bedroom.
Unexpectedly, the two of them ran for a while and threw themselves into the net, maybe Yao Ting chased for a while just now and couldn't find it and stopped chasing, but they ran around for unknown reasons until they broke into the house.
The footsteps had already reached the door, and the two hurriedly hid under the bed, not daring to come out.
Yao Ting really pushed the door in, and a maid came out of the side room to serve her to take a bath.
Han Zhen said in a low voice: "Just now, I was about to reconcile with Yao Ting, but who knew that you would treat her like a monkey." At this moment, I followed you moths to the fire and threw yourself into the net, and you bald thief did your best to make a bad decision. ā