Chapter 155: Jokes on the plane

After making up his mind, Wu Kai decided to go to country M. It just so happened that Wu Lai came out of the Wuji Holy Realm, and Wu Kai told him about it. After listening to Wu Kai's story, Wu Lai immediately said: "Dad, I support you." However, you can't go alone, let's go together as a family. Anyway, it's also a trip to country M, and we all want to have fun. ”

A black line appeared on Wu Kai's head: "I said son, I'm looking for relatives, I just want to confirm, not travel." ”

Wu Lai smiled and said, "Dad, it's not easy to go abroad, how can you have fun if you don't have a good time?" If it's an uncle, everyone is happy, no, we should go on a trip, and there is not much loss." ”

Wu Kai knocked on his head and said, "Why is there no loss? Do you know how much it costs to go to country M?"

Wu Lai glanced at him disdainfully, and said disdainfully: "What is money, I have a lot of money." "Qian took a lot of money out of the Infinite Holy Ring.

Wu Kai remembered that he had a lot of money. Wang Mei interjected: "Yes, we all go to country M to have fun, why care about a little money?"

Wu Kai no longer objected, even if he wanted to, it was useless. He immediately went to get a passport and a visa. Of course, with Wang Rong's help, it was done quickly.

Wu Lai originally wanted to say, go to country M, as long as I teleport, I can take you over, but that is too troublesome, and playing in country M, if you don't have a passport, it will be difficult to do it in case something happens. Or take a plane to have fun, the helicopter has been on it, but the passenger plane has not been on it, it is said that by plane, you may still encounter an affair. Of course, this is just YY.

A family of three got on a plane to country M. When the plane took off, Wu Kai suddenly screamed, and countless eyes were focused on Wu Kai, which made Wu Kai extremely embarrassed. Wu Lai sent a message to Wang Mei: "Dad is so ashamed, I won't fly with him in the future." They immediately turned their heads to the side and began to make small talk, as if we didn't know the man.

Wu Lai: Excuse me, fish ball noodles

Wang Mei: Wood has thick noodles

Wu Lai: Really, let's have a bowl of fish balls and pho

Wang Mei: There are fish balls in the wood

Wu Lai: Really?

Wang Mei: Wood has thick noodles

Wang Mei: Then I want fish ball oil noodles

Wu Lai: There are fish balls in the wood

Wang Mei: Why is there nothing? Then you want thick noodles with cuttlefish balls

Wu Lai: Wood has thick noodles

Wang Mei: It's sold out again?

Wu Lai: There are fish balls in the wood

Wang Mei (voice change): McDull, their fish balls and thick noodles are sold out, that is, all the pairings with fish balls and thick noodles are gone

Wu Lai: Oh~~......! Trouble you just need fish balls

Wang Mei: There are fish balls in the wood

Wu Lai: What about the thick noodles?

Wang Mei: Wood has thick noodles

A conversation made the people around him laugh wildly, and they also forgot about Wu Kai. With the passage of time, the turmoil has completely passed. When it was time for lunch, Wu Lai finished eating one and thought it was good, so he asked the stewardess next to him, "Can I still ask for one?"

"Yes, sir, please wait a moment. The flight attendant said sweetly.

Wu Lai immediately said: "In this case, then give me a few more copies, it seems that one is too little." Send two more. "The people on the plane fainted en masse.

The stewardess quickly brought two lunches.

"Son, you are so good!" Wu Kai gave Wu Lai a thumbs up.

Wu Lai handed one to Wu Kai: "Dad, you help me solve one, how can I finish eating so much." ”

Livestock, why do you need so much to eat?

"Aren't you too little?" asked Wu Kai.

Wu Lai didn't answer, and said to himself: "A plane ticket is so expensive, why do I have to get some money back!"

Animals! That's what the people think. However, this meal is only a drop in the bucket compared to a plane ticket.

"By the way, it seems that the drink is also free. Flight attendant, I want a big glass of orange juice, a big glass of Coke, a big cup of coffee, and... By the way, I still have a thermos cup here, fill it all for me. "All the passengers on the plane fell to the ground.

The plane flies smoothly at high altitude. At this time, the captain's pleasant voice came over the radio: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am your captain, welcome everyone to our flight, what I want to tell you is ...... Oh my God!!" After he let out this terrible cry, there was no sound on the radio. All the passengers were frightened by the broadcast, and even the flight attendants were speechless with fear, except for Wu Lai, of course. Wang Mei said worriedly: "Son, what should I do?"

"Mom, what are you afraid of, I have it. If it's not right, I'll take you away. Besides, you are now a sword immortal, a master. A master must have the demeanor of a master, and he should not be surprised when he encounters changes. Wang Mei and Wu Kai were relieved.

Wu Lai scanned the entire plane with his divine thoughts and found that there was nothing wrong.

After a while, the radio finally rang again, and it was still the captain's voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to have frightened everyone." There was indeed a small accident here, but it was not a plane, and when the flight attendant brought me coffee, he accidentally spilled it on my shirt, and I don't believe you, it was soaked!"

At this time, a passenger complained angrily in the cabin: "TMD, what is your shirt wet, come and see Lao Tzu's crotch!"

The whole cabin burst into laughter.

The plane slowly landed at NY International Airport, and Wu Lai's family of three slowly stepped off the plane with the crowd. At the exit, an old man in a Tang costume was waiting on the side, and a young man next to him held a whiteboard with Wu Kai's name written on it. After Wu Kai saw it, he hurriedly walked over.

"May I ask you are Mr. Wu Kai?" the old man took out the photo and looked at it, then asked.

Wu Kai nodded and said, "I am Wu Kai from Huaxia." ”

The old man said very politely, "My lord has sent us to pick you up, please come with us in the car." ”

Wu Kai hesitated for a moment, and Wu Lai said, "Dad, let's go!" He said to Wu Kai: "What are you afraid of!"

Yes, there is a son here, what are you afraid of!

The young man helped them with their luggage, but they didn't have much luggage. The old man led the three of them to the parking lot, and a black elongated Lincoln appeared in front of Wu Lai. Although there are many good cars, this elongated Lincoln looks magnificent, so it's no wonder that it is now generally used as a special wedding car.

The old man opened the car door and let Wu Kai and the three of them sit in. The interior of the elongated Lincoln is quite luxurious, and Wu Kai and others exclaimed repeatedly. The young man looked at them with disdain. What is an elongated Lincoln, and there are even more luxurious ones.

After the three of them got into the car, Wu Kai introduced Wu Lai and Wang Mei like the old man. The old man introduced himself: "My name is Hu Jie, and I am the master's housekeeper. ”