35 Ancient Stories [2]
"Why did you let that beast go?" the Taoist priest asked. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Because she's beautiful. Tianpeng said subconsciously, and only after saying the words did Tianpeng realize that he had said the wrong thing. People are monsters, alas, but I am a demon who wants to catch demons. Tianpeng realized the seriousness of the problem, thought about it for a while, and still thought that what he said was right, so beautiful. How can you bear to destroy it? For example, on a certain night, chanting poetry in front of the window, and then there is a moonlit night on the twenty-four bridges. Isn't it perfect?
The Taoist priest's eyes stared at the canopy, and he wanted to tear him apart. actually said that the demon is very beautiful, no matter how beautiful it is. It's just a curse after all!
"You're so obsessed. The Taoist priest said with deep hatred.
The canopy is ironic, beautiful things are charming, what is this, as long as you like it, it doesn't matter what you follow.
I was annoyed to see that the person of unknown origin in front of me was dismissive of what he said. "Who are you?"
Tianpeng took a few steps back to prevent his saliva from spraying on himself, and besides, this Taoist priest really stinks!
"How long has it been since you've taken a shower?" said Tencang, covering his nose.
The Taoist priest snorted, very proud. "Taoist priest, I take the elimination of demons as my own responsibility, and the common people in the world as the priority. I don't bother to pay attention to how I am. ”
Poof, what are you talking about? What is the meaning of the world for its own responsibility and ignore itself, are you not afraid that you will scare people to death when you go out, smoke people to death? Who is this, lazy and lazy, don't talk about righteousness, what is the difference between this and a hypocrite?
"Don't you don't know who you are without talking. Dao Shishi snorted and said, through the eye of the sky, confirmed that the other party was an immortal. I asked him who he was to ridicule him just now, but I didn't expect people to ignore him at all. Doesn't it mean that the gods are all uneaten, dusty, and dirty? It seems that everything depicted in the book is fake, and he loves to be clean so much. What can be done? The books on the practice of magic have been handed down by the gods.
Tianpeng watched the stinky Taoist priest roll his eyes at himself, and the fog grass actually dared to roll his eyes at the immortals. Are there any rules?
"Why are you rolling your eyes at me?" asked Tianpeng angrily.
"Because you don't deserve to be an immortal?" said the Taoist priest.
"Yo, you can see this, how do you know that I am a fairy. Tian Peng asked interruptedly. When he said that he was not worthy of being a god, his face would still be red. The Jade Emperor asked himself to catch the demon, but he was here to tease the demon.
"Because you don't deserve to be an immortal?" the Taoist priest repeated.
The canopy is sweating, can you not always hold on to yourself in one place, this Taoist priest is really stubborn.
"Uh... That, I still have something to do, so I'll go first. "Tianpeng doesn't want to entangle with the Taoist priest, otherwise he will be hurt by the Taoist priest, and he will lose face. Then I couldn't help but beat him to death, and then I was killed, and Heavenly Court was very fond of the Taoist priests who hunted demons. The Taoist priest will finish his own business after arresting the demon, and he will not be idle.
In order not to hurt or kill the Taoist priest with his hands, Tianpeng decided to leave.
"You're here to catch demons, aren't you?" the Taoist priest asked.
Eh, the canopy is very speechless, don't be so annoying, okay?
"I'm here to relax, and I see the scenery here, so I stayed. Tian Peng explained.
The old god stick is extremely disbelievable in this, a fairy comes here to enjoy the scenery? How boring is that, the mountains and rivers here are poor and evil, what are you playing?
Besides, he hasn't caught the fox demon for so many years, so he wrote a book from heaven to ask the gods for help. The gods came, but they didn't expect that they were unreliable!
"Go to the immortals and walk slowly, let's enjoy the scenery. I'll go and write a letter to the Jade Emperor to inform the Jade Emperor of this matter, and see what the Jade Emperor has to say. The Taoist priest packed his bags and said to Tianpeng as he left.
Nima, how dare you sue me? Who gave you the guts, Tianpeng was in a hurry, and came to the Taoist priest at a teleportation speed, knocking the Taoist priest away with one palm. The Taoist priest was caught off guard, was slapped by the canopy, flew three or four feet away, spit out blood and fainted.
Tianpeng put away his hand and smiled with satisfaction, fighting with the gods, no way! I don't look at your weight, this time I should teach you a lesson, next time, I won't have such good luck.
Hey, what's that? I saw a glowing sign not far away, and it seemed familiar. Not holding back his patience, Tian Peng picked up the sign and looked at it. How could Taishang Laojun's stuff be here? Tianpeng was very curious, looking at the Taoist priest not far away. Tianpeng tore ~ and shouted, could it be that the Taoist priest was blessed by Taishang Laojun?
Tianpeng was in a hurry, not because Tianpeng was afraid of Taishang Laojun, but because he was worried about resentment with Taishang Laojun. Then, it will be impossible to ask for the elixir by yourself in the future. Tianpeng stroked his handsome cheek, and unconsciously twitched, no, he had to hurry up and revive him.
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"Why are you staring at me like that?" asked Canopy, flinching back.
"Why did the Immortal torture me?" the Taoist priest asked step by step.
"Uh, that... This immortal is not the kind that kills innocents indiscriminately. Tian Peng paused and said.
The Taoist priest snorted coldly, very unconvinced.
Tianpeng is enduring it, this stinky Taoist priest is really underwhelmed!
"The immortal said that he would not kill innocents indiscriminately, but letting go of that fox demon was tantamount to killing innocents indiscriminately. The Taoist priest said confidently.
"As far as this immortal knows, that fox demon has not caused harm to the world in recent years, nor has she indiscriminately killed innocents, but she has to suffer a catastrophe when she cultivates. ”
The Taoist priest looked at the canopy as if he was looking at a monster. Is this a fairy? Why do you help that fox demon say good things everywhere?
"Then according to what the Immortal said, all monsters cannot be killed, and the Taoist priest should also disappear into heaven and earth?" the Taoist priest asked step by step.
It's so difficult, Tianpeng now regrets saving the Taoist. Since you have saved it, you can't do it again, it's not good to be discovered by Heavenly Court.
"Don't take an inch. Tianpeng said with annoyance.
"I'm just reasoning with the immortals. The Taoist priest said.
Tianpeng didn't pay attention to the Taoist priest anymore, it was too annoying. Even if it stinks, the words are still so stinky.
"If you catch that fox demon next time, the immortal should help the Taoist. No matter how bad it is, it can't help the fox demon. Otherwise, the Taoist priest would have no choice but to write the Book of Heaven. The Taoist priest said.
This thing actually threatens me? Tianpeng couldn't bear it anymore, and he was angry in his heart. The thought pointed directly at the Taoist priest and hung the Taoist priest up.
The Taoist priest was not afraid at all, looked at Tianpeng with a smile and said, "Could it be that the immortal still wants to help the fox demon and kill the Taoist priest?"
Tianpeng looked at the Taoist priest in front of him with a fearless look, the roots of his teeth itched, and he sneered at the Taoist priest a few times.
The Taoist priest laughed when he saw the appearance of the canopy. At the same time, the Taoist priest felt that dying like this was also liberation. After all, he has too much hatred for that fox demon. It's hard to sleep and eat every night, and it's very painful.