Chapter Forty-Seven: The Demon Waves
Han Zhen looked at Yingzhi and sighed in disappointment: "You...... Brother Ying, you just defected to me, and a few of us finally fell in love with you. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Yingzhi shook his head: "Your Majesty, I am also forced to be helpless, sometimes I can't decide how to go on the road, life ...... There are so many forks in the road. ”
"Come on, what kind of philosopher, what kind of road, what kind of bridge, what kind of poet can you be a poet if you are a traitor, you are a traitor. Can Li Bai and Wen Tianxiang be the same way!"
Rong'er stopped the conversation between the two: "Don't talk this nonsense, Emperor Dog, in the future, you will listen to our Huns." These three women behind you are your concubines, right?Choose two to stay, and I'll take one with me, so that you will obey us." ”
Han Zhen finally fully understood that this was the ultimate purpose of these Hun demons' trip, first controlling the emperor, and then slowly controlling the Tang Dynasty, eating step by step, and finally taking all the thousands of miles of rivers and mountains into their hands.
Originally, they were supposed to catch Xianzong to play this death game, but they became the emperor in a daze, which is really a blessing and a curse, when I used to watch TV, there was such a line when I played Emperor Shunzhi as a monk: This dragon chair is like a cage. In Tianjin dialect, well, this dragon chair is a hardcore cage.
Seeing that Han Zhen was still hesitating, Rong'er pulled Zhou Qingqing over first, intending to take her away.
Han Zhen thought about it, this woman's eyes couldn't see, if she went to the Huns, I was afraid that she wouldn't even have a chance to escape.
He hurriedly shouted: "No, you can't take her away, it's a disabled person now, it's useless for you to ask for it, besides, these people in the martial arts society play the game of biting their tongues and killing themselves from time to time, in case she dies, you won't be at a loss." ”
Rong'er pushed Zhou Qingqing back.
Han Zhen naturally wanted to leave Tang Mei behind, she was his most beloved woman, but this would be a bit unfair to Chu Yu. His gaze wandered over the two of them for a long time, but he still couldn't make a decision.
Rong'er flashed over and grabbed Tang Mei in her hand, Han Zhen opened her mouth slightly, she wanted to beg the other party to leave her, but after thinking about it, the more indifferent she was to Tang Mei, the more the other party might leave Tang Mei behind.
He didn't react at the moment, and his expression was very calm.
"What, I'll take your woman away, aren't you in a hurry at all?"
Han Zhen tried his best to keep his composure, and said with a smile: "Rong Oiran, if you get a palace maid to go, I still have to cry, is there no palace maid in my palace?"
Rong'er carefully observed his expression, and saw that his expression was relaxed, so she let go of Tang Mei and pulled Chu Yu away, and said to Han Zhen: "Then this one, you will be distressed anyway." ”
Han Zhen wanted Wan Idiot to wake up and subdue the demon quickly, but seeing his appearance at the moment, he was still a little stupid, and punched him in the head, trying to wake him up.
Instead, he said: "Rong Toupai, otherwise you take this old bald donkey away, this is a famous demon subduing master, and it is definitely useful to stay with you." ”
Rong'er ignored him and decided to take Chu Yu away.
Han Zhen didn't dare to look at Chu Yu's expression, not knowing how much she wanted to hate herself.
At this time, Qianhui's expression was also dumbfounded, and Han Zhen suddenly paid attention to her, thinking that if I took her away, I would probably not be so hesitant and distressed.
Rong'er took Yingzhi, Qianhui, Chu Yu and a group of newly captured women to leave. Chu Yu glanced at Han Zhen, even if he was reluctant, he could only follow.
Wan Idiot suddenly woke up at this time and shouted: "Your Majesty, I don't want to be taken away." ”
Han Zhen followed him and said, "Then surrender all these Hun monsters." ”
Wan Idiot closed his eyes deeply, his face turned bronze, his expression was solemn and terrifying, his mouth kept chanting the scriptures loudly, and the wooden fish in his hand knocked very loudly.
Han Zhen grabbed Tang Mei and Zhou Qingqing to flash away, thinking that this old bald donkey was finally willing to make a big move, and his appearance when he was working now was still very different from his usual cuteness, it seemed that there was really hope to destroy this brand Rong'er this time.
Several banshees under Rong'er were really disturbed by the chanting of the Ten Thousand Idiots and the wooden fish, and they all fell to the ground, twisting their bodies in pain.
Han Zhen stared at Rong'er, hoping that she would soon fall down and show her original form.
Rong'er touched her head slightly, her body shook slightly for a while, and soon she was calm again, and with a wave of her hands, there were a few more streams of water around, flashing around like a fountain.
Wan Idiot didn't care, his expression was like a bronze statue, almost unmoving.
Soon, the water flowed bigger and bigger, just like a sudden surge of waves in a ravine, and the splash became bigger and bigger, drowning the idiots into the water.
Han Zhen and the others hid to the side one after another, seeing this scene, Han Zhen's eyes widened in shock, these monsters really have a lot of means, it seems that Wan Zhen is less ferocious this time.
After a while, the demonic water that surrounded all the idiots plunged him deep into the water like a huge wave, and he was like a small boat in the deep sea waves.
Han Zhen was very unbearable, he got along with him for many days, and he didn't expect that he would die in the hands of this monster today, it turned out that there were really monsters here, not a legend.
Chang Gonggong and Zhou Qingqing, who play with fists, feet, knives and guns, are only afraid that they are not the opponents of this monster, there is a kind of martial arts master who may be able to subdue demons, then he must have the ability to dominate the masters in the world, or at least the movie version of Dongfeng is undefeated and the cultivation of the sky can match the demon. Shaolin King Kong legs, iron head skills, fast swords, etc. seem to be useless.
The huge waves were surging, the sky was fertile, and the sound was dangerous, and Han Zhen seemed to hear the chirping of seagulls and came to the seaside.
Could it be that this card will move mountains and reclaim the sea, your sister's, do you think you are a gourd brother?
Idiot, it's really rare for you to be faithful to protect the Lord, you can go with confidence, I will buy you the best coffin, and tie a few paper beauties to accompany you to the West Heaven.
At this time, Wan Idiot unexpectedly appeared on the crest of the waves, in the state of a reclining Buddha, like a boat with a strong sail floating on the crest of the waves.
Haha, sir, I knew you weren't dying so easily.
This has been repeated several times, Wan Idiot has always maintained a state of floating on the cusp of the waves, and it seems that this Rong'er can't kill him at all. He doesn't seem to be able to help the other party, but it's very rare for a fool to be able to compete with a strong demon to this realm.
After a long time, Rong'er receded the huge waves, and several of his banshees pounced on Wan Nian under his command.
Several banshees kissed Wan Idiot on the face, and two more banshees held him together with their slender arms.
The idiot's bronzed face turned red, and a banshee snapped his eyes open with her slender fingers.
"Master, how boring is chanting, how about we perform a dance for you. A banshee said in a very coquettish voice.
Han Zhen encouraged on the side: "Master, don't be moved by the things in front of you, these are just white bones smeared with rouge, everyone is white bones, why be fascinated by them!"
A banshee dodged and took out a guqin and played it, the sound of the piano began to be melodious and melodious, and suddenly became poignant and soft.
Han Zhen really thought that this time the defeat was decided, and this idiot knocked on the wooden fish was most afraid of other voices interfering.
Sure enough, the sound of Wan Idiot knocking on the wooden fish began to be confused, and his face was a little feverish at this time. The place where the fever occurred was exactly where the banshees had kissed just now.
First his face was red and feverish, and then his whole body began to burn like charcoal, and he fell to the ground, his face was red and red, and his whole body seemed to be burned.
Han Zhen thought that this was completely over, Master Wan had become a whole pig, and he might be eaten by monsters next.
Han Zhen hurriedly begged Rong'er for mercy: "Sister Toupai, I hope you will spare the master, and I will listen to your dispatch in the future." ”
Rong'er approached Wan Idiot, helped him up, and kissed him heavily on the face, Wan Idiot immediately felt that the burning sensation in his whole body was gone in an instant, and an extremely comfortable cool feeling hit his whole body.
Rong'er said with her pretty hand to Totowan's stupid chin: "Monk, be good, don't knock on the wooden fish to subdue the demon in the future, otherwise I won't spare you anymore." ”
Wan Idiot expressed his convincing, lowered his head and stopped talking.
Han Zhen thought that even if Wan Idiot was a little more upright and not disturbed by the kisses of those monsters, he could only protect himself, and it would be difficult to defeat Rong'er.
Speaking of Hu Hanba, I don't know how many times more powerful than Rong'er, it seems that the current disaster of this court is not only the vassal kings who are eyeing each other, but also these supernatural demons.
Seeing that he was in a daze, Rong'er approached, nodded his forehead and said, "You dog emperor is very dishonest, you used a monk to surrender me just now, and now you can only take away another woman as a punishment." ”
"I think it's just her!" Rong'er said and pulled Tang Mei over.
Seeing that Han was really about to say something in a hurry, Rong'er pulled Zhou Qingqing over again.
Suddenly, Wan Idiot pounced on, hugged Rong'er suddenly, and kissed her on the face.
"The old man still has a fever, and he looks forward to the female benefactor Haihan. Wan Idiot was a little embarrassed and touched his head and said.
Han Zhen laughed and praised Wan Idiot for acting on the opportunity.
Rong'er waved her hand, and several banshees pounced closer, surrounding Wan Idiot in the middle, the banshee originally used her arms to hold him tight, but before he could resist, her arms suddenly turned into green vines, and instantly entangled him to death, and soon she couldn't let him move for half a minute.
Several banshees also changed from pretty faces to several poisonous snakes, gnawing at his face together.
Han Zhen sighed, this idiot is like being grilled by someone else's lamb skewer, and it is still roasted while eating.
After Wan Idiot was gnawed for a while, a raging fire suddenly broke out on his body.
Zhou Qingqing whispered to Han Zhen: "Just now I heard that his wooden fish seems to have fallen to the ground, you pick it up and knock it and try it." ”
Han Zhen did as she said, and finally took the wooden fish in his hand, knocked it hard with his other hand, and read it in his mouth.
Zhou Qingqing leaned close to his ear and said, "I will teach you four scriptures now, as long as you repeat them, they will be effective." ”
Han Zhen couldn't help but sigh: "Woman, you are an all-rounder, why don't I worship you as a teacher in the future." ”
Han Zhen memorized those few verses by heart, and then began to read them fiercely.
He knocked on the wooden fish and chanted the sutra very effectively, and the fire on Wan Idiot's body gradually went out.
Those banshees regained their human form from vine-like snakes and approached Han Zhen.
Zhou Qingqing kissed Han Zhen coldly and instructed: "Just remember the smell of me kissing you, don't be disturbed by other bewitching breaths." Han Zhen nodded.
Zhou Qingqing's breath has a faint fragrance, which seems to be there and nothing, and it is gently sweet.
The banshees approached Han Zhen and kissed him on the face, making him feel a pungent bewitching fragrance, as if he had knocked over an inferior perfume.
He felt very uncomfortable and shouted: "You guys stay away from the master, the master is allergic to pollen." Undisturbed, he continued to tap the wooden fish and chant the scriptures.
After a while, his face did not turn red, thinking that he was not half attracted by these banshees, and several banshees were gradually controlled by him, and some could not stand it, and knelt down and begged him for mercy.
At this time, Rong'er turned out to be gone, and she didn't know when she had disappeared silently with Qianhui, Chu Yu, and Yingzhi.
Han Zhen saw a few banshees begging for mercy, and his heart was moved with compassion, and Muyu was about to stop.
Zhou Qingqing urged on the side: "Don't stop, they are demons, and none of them can live." ”
Han Zhen suddenly flashed a scene in his mind, on TV, Wukong's painful appearance when Tang Seng was chanting, and his heart was soft and he planned to spare these banshees.
As soon as the hand stopped, several banshees stood up suddenly, and at this time it was no longer the thin poisonous snake just now, all of them were as thick as a giant python, and a few blood basins opened their mouths to swallow him, he entered the body of a giant python, smelling the other party's pungent digestive juices, and then regretted that it was only a little late.
I joked in my heart, Wukong is Wukong, the snake demon is a snake demon, Wukong was originally a monkey, and the monkey is a mammal that can be raised. This snake is cold-blooded and inhuman.
Han Zhen could only close his eyes and wait for death, thinking that now that he was going to die anyway, it was better to shout like a hero, and immediately shouted: "Digest me, hurry up." I'm going to do it again today. ”
Suddenly, the King of Qin sword in his body flashed out, and with a flash of light, the giant pythons that the five or six surrounding banshees turned into were instantly invisible.
Han Zhen was shocked, Qin Wang Jian had already returned to his body, his heart beat faster, and he looked around, leaving behind five or six egg-sized white jade beads after the banshees died. He picked up the beads and put them in his arms.
It seems to be the Qin Wang Sword again, the Qin King Sword appeared when he encountered a strange little dragon under the water before, and when this giant python appeared, this sword appeared again. The dragon and snake are one thing, is this sword dedicated to the dragon and snake?
It's strange again, these banshees are snake demons or jade demons, if jade can become essences, your second uncle, you monsters don't talk about professional ethics, and don't play cards according to routines at all.
Han Zhen looked blankly at the lifeless and dangerous peaks around him, unable to find a way out, and had no clue at all.
The night wind gusted, he took off his coat and put it on Tang Mei, and seeing that Zhou Qingqing was also a little cold, he took off the robe of Wan Idiot and put it on her body.
Although Zhou Qingqing couldn't see it, she understood everything: "I'm not cold, I don't want the monk's clothes." ”
Wan Idiot sat on the ground at this time, thinking that he was frightened just now and did not move.
Zhou Qingqing took off her robe and said, "You just have to take care of yourself." ”
Han Zhen hugged Grandpa Chang, who had become a dwarf, and looked at his current expression, innocent, like a child: "Grandpa Chang, do you still recognize everyone?"
Father-in-law Chang smirked twice: "Hehe, Master Wan Idiot is not a man, he is a monk who saves the suffering and rescues the suffering, and is compassionate and compassionate, hehehe......"
Han Zhen was worried for a while, this was often not only turned into a dwarf by the monster, but also became stupid.
Zhou Qingqing snorted coldly, groped her way and took two steps, and threw the robe on Wan Idiot.
Wan Idiot smelled the aroma of rouge on her body, and gradually came to her senses: "A woman approached me just now and took off my robe, who is it?"
Han Zhen slapped at his shiny bald head: "I just asked you to wake up and subdue the demon, but you are pretending to be dead here." Now that I've finally woken up and dreamed of spring, it's a waste!"
Wan Idiot touched his bald head and didn't dare to speak. In order to alleviate the embarrassment, he got up and held Chang Gonggong in his hand and teased.
Han Zhen kicked him again: "Who wants you to coax the child here, hurry up and find a way to see how to get out of here." ”
"I think we should go north, the low-lying terrain on the north side should be the way down the mountain. The idiot looked around.
Han Zhen looked at the terrain in the south and it was relatively low, but the east and west sides were relatively high.
In the end, several people decided to go south, and Tang Mei helped Zhou Qingqing simply bandage her eyes.
Zhou Qingqing walked very inconveniently, Han Zhen wanted to carry her on her back, but he refused.
Wan Idiot was originally holding Chang Gonggong, but seeing this, he hurriedly put him on the ground, and said to Zhou Qingqing courteously: "Female donor, I still carry you on my back." As the so-called men and women do not kiss, Han Shizhu has a lot of inconveniences, but I am different, there is one monk, in my heart, everyone is white bones. ”
"Carry it on your back, what kind of white bones you mention, and people are not monsters. Even if it is white bones, it is a pile of beautiful white bones, and if it is smashed, it is worth more than you when you sell jade. Han really looked at him funny.
Zhou Qingqing sneered and said to Han Zhen: "Okay, just let you ...... Just let you, the emperor, carry me, I really don't know how you became the emperor when you are so unserious. ”
Han Zhen heard her mention the word "emperor", and then looked at the childlike father-in-law Chang, and was worried for a while, now he is in great danger in the palace, if there is no loyal protection of father-in-law Chang, Yao Ting and others will definitely find an opportunity to kill themselves.