"Ah, I slept so well this night!" At this time, Wu Mo suddenly stretched his waist, scaring the three people in the inn in front of him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"How is that possible?"

"Why aren't you dead?"

"I clearly saw you eating steamed buns and green vegetables?"

Wu Mochong sneered: "You are also called steamed buns, they are so hard that they are as hard as stones, and they can also be called green vegetables, what are they all old." This kind of food is poisoned, do you think anyone will eat it?"

The shopkeeper took out a knife from the table, the old man took out a gun, and the ugly-faced grandmother also held a double knife in her hand, and the three of them circled around Wu Mo.

It was still the shopkeeper who spoke: "How is it possible, how can you see that we have poisoned steamed buns and green vegetables?"

Wu Mochong said: "Then you have to ask yourself." ”

The shopkeeper said, "Could it be that I missed somewhere?"

Wu Mochong said: "I let you eat steamed buns and green vegetables, but I didn't let you drink the tea in the pot, but you drank the tea in the pot first, and then tasted the steamed bread and green vegetables, which made me doubt you immediately." ”

"Then what's the suspicion?" asked the shopkeeper.

"I suspect that what you have in the pot is the antidote, steamed bread and green vegetables are poisonous, you take the antidote first, and then eat steamed bread and green vegetables, so it's okay. But you just finished drinking, but said that the tea in the pot was gone, and you wanted to add some water, but even the pot was taken away, and if I didn't see anything wrong at this time, it would be mixed in the martial arts in vain. Wu Mochong said eloquently, with the appearance of an old martial arts coachman.

The shopkeeper's face was grim, and he said: "It's a shame that Lao Tzu performed so meticulously just now, but I didn't expect you to see the flaws." ”

Wu Mochong clenched his fists and said: "Accept it, but it is also a moment of carefulness, otherwise, it will really be the way of your black shop." ”

The ugly-faced grandmother danced with a double knife and said: "Since you know that we are a black shop, then fortunately come to do a big job, either you die or I live." ”

The old man was also holding a gun, and said tremblingly: "Don't think that the old man's gun is soft, it can pierce you through a hole if it is pierced on you." ”

The shopkeeper took a knife and danced a few knife flowers there, and immediately rushed up to fight Wu Mochong.

It's a pity that at this time, a Buddha horn suddenly came from outside, and then I heard someone outside the inn saying: "Amitabha, don't kill each other, this is not good, this is not good, the Buddha and his old man will scold his mother." ”

A fat monk walked in, showed a hedgehog smile, and introduced himself there: "One of the four great monks in the Lower Jinguang Temple, in the Lower Crazy Bujue." ”

Wu Mochong looked at this guy with a hedgehog face, who called himself a crazy monk there, and couldn't help but say: "Monk, you are one of the four great monks, do you know the old monk and the flower monk?"

When the crazy monk heard this, he smiled, and hurriedly trotted to Wu Mochong's side, looked at Wu Mochong with a strange face, and said: "Everyone is a neighbor and a friend, you actually know my two senior brothers, then dare to be affectionate, shop Xiaoer, quickly give the Sprinkle family something to eat, you can keep the poisoned ones, the monk is hungry, and if he doesn't fill his stomach, it is estimated that he won't even be able to walk." ”

The shopkeeper looked at the fat monk in surprise, and suddenly stammered and came up again: "You...... Where...... Come, mad...... Crazy monk, how can you ...... Where are we talking nonsense like this...... ...... in the dish Poisoned, you don't want to ...... Don't slander others. ”

Crazy Bujue smiled and said: "The Buddha and his old man will not blame you, open a black shop, open a black shop, kill people, the monk will not care about you, the monk is compassionate, in order to purify the sentient beings, but to purify the sentient beings to eat a full stomach, so, the monk has to eat a full stomach now, no matter what black or not you are black, don't complain about the monk slandering you, hurry up to eat and drink is the right reason." ”

The old man said with a bitter face there: "This master, I can't hide it, we really don't want to open a black shop and seek people's lives, but this kind of ghost place, no one will come for ten thousand years, and we don't have the money to buy good food and drink, isn't this meeting this uncle, I thought I met a sheep, but who knows that it is a wolf, we can't afford to provoke it." The two of you, let's find another place to eat, let's find some food, even if we are gone, we will compensate the two of you. ”

Crazy Bujue slapped the table and said: "No, how can a monk walk without food, you can't open a black shop without talking about martial arts morality, the monk is almost hungry into a cake, how can he have the strength to walk, he can't get anything to eat, the monk demolished your shop, so that you can't do business, believe it or not?"

The crazy Bujue monk's nonsense made the three people in the inn a little unable to deal with it, but they really didn't have anything to eat, and they didn't know what to do, Wu Mochong next to him spoke: "I still have some silver here, can you buy some food and come back?"

The shopkeeper clapped his hands and said: "Master, you said earlier, there is silver to take out, of course there is food, not only food, but also wine, not only wine, but also fruit to eat, and by the way, you can also buy some snacks." ”

Wu Mochong threw out a silver ticket of fifty taels and said, "Go and buy it, buy as much food as you can, and the rest will be yours." ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly said, "Okay, you can wait here." ”

After that, the shopkeeper turned his head and ran outside, and the ugly-faced grandmother behind him chased closely behind him and shouted: "Go to the old body, the old body knows where to buy it." ”

The shopkeeper said with an unhappy face: "Dead old lady, you hurry back and rest, what is going to be said in the future, this time, Lao Tzu went to buy food, fifty taels of silver tickets, spent ten taels, and forty taels of silver are Lao Tzu's, without your dead old lady's share." ”

The ugly-faced grandmother said angrily: "You are looking for death, look at the knife." ”

The shopkeeper said as he ran: "Dead old woman, you are serious!"

The ugly-faced grandmother said: "If you share my silver, I will let you go, otherwise, I will chase you with a knife and beat you." ”

The shopkeeper said: "Count you ruthless! Come back and divide your ten taels of silver!"

The ugly-faced grandmother said: "You said it earlier, you said that the old body wouldn't chase you, and the old body was covered in stinky sweat and his feet were sore." ”

The shopkeeper went to buy food in the distance, and the ugly-faced grandma went back to the inn.

The shopkeeper didn't run far, but a red shadow flew down from his body, came with a sword to seal his throat, and sent the shopkeeper directly to the west.

The red shadow looked like a woman, she calmly glanced at the dead shopkeeper, and began to take out a delicate little bag from the back, took out one thing after another, and then began to paint there, and after a while, she actually painted the appearance of the shopkeeper.

Then she took off the clothes of the shopkeeper, disguised herself as the shopkeeper, counted the time, and then headed towards the inn. (To be continued.) )