Bai Miaofeng said word by word: "Two years ago, I saw an old man surnamed Lei appear in the lord's mansion, and the lord talked to him for a long time until the evening. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Heiwan Channel: "What did they say?"

Bai Miaofeng said: "The lord speaks, how dare I eavesdrop." It's just that when the lord sent him out, he kept claiming that he was 'Brother Lei', and said that Helan's affairs over the years were all thanks to his help, and his words were very respectful. After that, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he continued: "Yes, I remembered, the man surnamed Lei walked to the door, and the housekeeper greeted him, shouting 'Brother Changfeng'." ”

Hei Wantong widened his eyes and said, "Brother, do you remember what happened two years ago?"

Bai Miaofeng said: "The people in the rivers and lakes who can be called brothers and sisters with the lord, except for Zuoqiu, the palace master of the South Palace of the Vermilion Bird Palace, I am afraid that there is only this old man surnamed Lei." ”

When Hei Wantong heard this, he collected his thoughts and said: "According to my brother's words, I can't think it will be a fork, but there are two difficulties in this. ”

Bai Miaofeng said: "What's the difficulty?"

Hei Wan Channel: "First, Yunjing Tower is heavily guarded, not to mention there are five hundred people, we have a group of fifty brothers, and now there are forty-nine left, and it is impossible to break through." Second, even if some of us go out and report to the Changfeng Dart Bureau, I'm afraid they will not be the opponents of this group of bandits. ”

Bai Miaofeng nodded deeply and said, "What Brother Xian said is extremely true, so the top priority at the moment is to find out when and how the group of thieves will do it, so as to think about countermeasures." ”

At this time, the running hall brought a plate of cooked beef, a pot of stewed mutton, two roast lamb legs, and four large jars of wine on the table. Hei Wantong looked at the table full of dishes and swallowed, and said, "Brother, let's wait for this later, and it's not too late to talk about it when we are full." He didn't make a chopstick, stretched out his hand and grabbed the beef, drank and swallowed it in the sea on the one hand, and drank the wine jar on the other hand, and ate heartily. Bai Miaofeng only picked up two pieces of beef, then stopped putting down the chopsticks, and said to Hei Wandao: "Don't be greedy, you still have something to do tonight." Hei Wan Channel: "Brother, rest assured, Wantong will take care of himself." Bai Miaofeng was about to say more, and suddenly walked down from the second floor and limped two people, the cripple on the left side supported a vajra staff, dressed in satin, and the lame man on the right side was full of smiles, it was an old man who was over the age of six, and the two did not hesitate, and walked straight to one of the tables under Bai Miaofeng. Seeing this, Bai Miaofeng sandwiched two pieces of beef for Gu Yuecong and said, "Cong'er, you and Uncle Wantong have a good meal here, don't walk around without me." Gu Yuecong was letting go of his belly and nodded.

As soon as Bai Miaofeng left, Hei Wanfeng gnawed most of half of the roast lamb leg like a cloud, and drank a jar of spirits. I drank a big bowl of mutton soup again, burped, and the wine came up, seeing that Gu Yuecong was only concerned about the rice, he smiled and said: "Little guy, a man wanders the rivers and lakes, you can't just eat dry rice, come, accompany your uncle to drink." ”

Gu Yuecong swallowed the cooked beef in his mouth and said, "I won't." ”

Hei Wantong spread out two bowls, poured them full, handed one bowl to Gu Yuecong, and said with a smile: "When my uncle was born, he didn't drink alcohol, and now he can't drink either?" Two "coo" sounds are a bowl.

Gu Yuecong took the wine bowl, and suddenly felt that the wine was pungent, and the wine was even more spicy when it reached his lips, and he frowned and said, "I can't drink it." ”

Hei Wantong put the wine bowl on the table and said, "Why can't you drink it, look at me." Drink it on the side of the wine jar, this breath poured most of the jar, there are already nine points of wine, seeing Gu Yuecong looking at himself with wide eyes, the bowl of wine in his hand is not a drop, and roared: "Accompany Lao Tzu to drink two sips and you won't die, drink quickly!"

Gu Yuecong's eyes turned brightly, and he said secretly: "This fat man is drunk, and he starts to drink crazy and doesn't recognize people, so it's better not to mess with him." He took a sip of the wine bowl, the liquor entered his throat, and he immediately coughed dryly, his little face was spicy and red, and the wine bowl in his hand was unstable, and he fell to the ground and shattered.

Hei Wantong scolded: "Your grandmother is a bear, she can't hold a wine bowl, and she has to be fed by Lao Tzu himself." He staggered to his feet, grabbed Gu Yuecong's hair with one hand and pulled it back, lifted the wine jar with one hand and put it on his mouth, and the gurgling liquor poured straight into his mouth and nose, Gu Yuecong swallowed and vomited, swallowed and vomited, and was poured half of the jar of liquor in an instant, coughed without coughing, and collapsed on the table.

Hei Wantong smiled "hehe" and said: "This is a good boy in the northwest, come, drink again." He took the remaining half of Gu Yuecong's wine in his hand, and was about to lift the altar, when he suddenly felt that his head was lightweight, his body shook, and he was unconscious on the table.

Bai Miao Fengfang sat down, the old man with a smile on his face and the cripple with a cane also arrived, the smiling old man looked at everyone, and arched his hand: "Officials, if you dress like this and eat in Yunjing Tower, aren't you afraid of attracting wind?"

Bai Miaofeng's wine glass stopped at his lips and said, "If the tree is big enough, why not?"

The old man smiled and said: "The so-called falling slope phoenix is not as good as a chicken, the sky is high here, the emperor is far away, I am afraid that your roots are not deep enough, and the distant water will not quench your thirst." The old man advises, tonight is extraordinary, you still don't have to be nosy, otherwise you will die, don't blame the old man for not reminding. ”

Bai Miaofeng also smiled back and said, "The old-timers are threatening to not let us share this cup of soup?"

The smiling old man was slightly stunned, then snorted and said, "A piece of the pie? ”

Bai Miaofeng grinned slightly, and said in a deep voice: "In this way, my brother's outfit can really be fake?"

The cripple beside the smiling old man heard this and said, "You are pretending to be an official? No wonder you are so bold." Everyone is a fellow believer, and they should be ......" As soon as he finished speaking, the smiling old man glared at him, and he stopped.

Bai Miaofeng said loudly: "As Brother Tai said, the sky is high here, the emperor is far away, and the eagle dog in the court has great courage, how dare he come here in the middle of the night to swagger, what is the difference between that and digging his own grave?"

The smiling old man said, "You are dressed like this, really to rob the tribute?"

Bai Miaofeng said: "Worshipping the moon is a tribute, if my brothers and I can fish in troubled waters, and the surname Lei is caught off guard, wouldn't it be a superior strategy?"

The smiling old man and Bai Miaofeng looked at each other for a long time, and suddenly said: "It turns out that it is my own brother, forgive my sins." ”

Bai Miaofeng knew that he was still suspicious, looked around, and saw that the bandits were also looking at him, his face was pulled down, and he said in a deep voice: "In today's world, true and false, black and white are reversed, people like me who are dressed in this costume may not be officials, and the two of them may not be official eagle dogs." Saying that, he looked at the two of them, and said word by word: "Even if the two are really from the rivers and lakes, are they thieves shouting to catch thieves, and they want to make their friends in Yunjinglou compete with each other, kill each other, and then profit from them, it's not easy to say." ”

The smiling old man said loudly: "There are five hundred and eighty-nine people in Yunjing Tower, plus forty-nine of you, a total of six hundred and thirty-eight people, and there are three hundred and seventy-two hundred people in my Dragon and Tiger Dart Bureau. As soon as the words fell, Yunjinglou shouted in unison, and the smiling old man lifted his sleeves, revealing a golden carved dragon gold medal, with four big words written on it, "Dragon and Tiger Dart Bureau" four big words, and continued: "My Dragon and Tiger Dart Bureau wants to monopolize this property today, and it is not difficult to think about it, but the Dart Bureau has always been a good word, and it is said that 'those who see it have a share', and they will definitely abide by the rules." When the thieves heard this, they applauded in unison.

Bai Miaofeng's face was silent, but he was shocked in his heart: "Dragon and Tiger Dart Bureau? They took advantage of the fire to rob their peers?" After thinking about it slightly, he already understood: "Worshipping the moon and paying tribute is for the imperial court, but it is a fat shortage of fame and fortune. Then he thought, "They have found out how many of us we have, and it seems that it will not be easy to get out." Thinking of this, he deliberately made a haha and said, "I see, misunderstanding, please take a seat." ”

The two sat down, the cripple looked at the wine jar, squinted his eyes and said, "Boss, wine." ”

The smiling old man smiled all over his face, picked up the wine bowl and gestured one by one, and said: "It was the old man who misunderstood everyone first, and punished himself for a bowl to make amends." He raised his neck and drank it all, and looked at Bai Miaofeng without blinking.

Bai Miaofeng was at a loss, and when he saw the cripple's expression, he said secretly: "This old man wants to drink a lot of wine, and wants to get drunk with my clichés, okay, I want to see how much alcohol you have." said: "The old-timers are so refreshing." The bartender, ten jars of daughter red, fifteen large bowls. ”