Chapter 087
Eat Dan?
Xiang Qianxin said, this kind of three-no-pill that I don't know the name of the drug, I don't know the use, I don't know the pharmacology, I won't put it in my stomach for some reason, you are a guinea pig in the laboratory?
Immediately, Xiang Qian withdrew the two fingers that had been put into his mouth and the elixir that he had been pinching in between, and said, "Hey, hey, brother cat, tease you! This elixir was originally a prize specially prepared for you, how could I be embarrassed to win people's love? Come on, come on, it's better to cheapen you." ”
As he spoke, he pinched the pill in front of him and slowly handed it over.
The white cat hurriedly opened the small mouth of the blood basin inlaid with two rows of white teeth, and he couldn't wait to swallow this elixir in one bite.
I couldn't help but "chuckle" in my heart before the direction. No, just now I was making a gesture to eat, and now I have changed it to let it eat, and it is such a roaring and enthusiastic attitude, what is the reason?
No, I'll have to grind with it again.
Xiang Qian retracted his finger back slightly, and said, "By the way, Brother Cat, I forgot about one of my recommendations, and now I have to make up for it." ”
The white cat opened its mouth for a long time, stunned that it had not eaten the pill, and at this time it was really unable to cry or laugh, or rather, it was to cry without tears. I've seen a whole person, I've never seen such a whole person!
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense and get straight to the point. Xiang Qian said: "Let me ask you, Brother Cat, if I really let you eat this pill, will it be any disadvantage to me?"
Before the direction, I don't want this cat to take the pill, and immediately become uncontrollable, and even guide himself to be controlled by it.
Hearing this, the white cat shook his head.
"So, will it be of great benefit to you?"
The white cat nodded.
"Hey, hey, that...... Wouldn't it be good for me?" asked Xiang Qianqian with a smile.
The white cat thought for a moment and nodded again.
"Really, fake?" Xiang Qian was overjoyed, handed the pill forward again, and suddenly said, "Brother Mao, are you really sure that this pill is harmless to humans and animals after eating it?"
The white cat nodded again.
Xiang Qian suddenly retracted his hand, thought about it, and said: "Brother Cat, we still have to be villains first and then gentlemen, and when we meet for the first time, we have to guard against it." When we really get to the time when we see each other openly and sincerely, let's play those things of that gentleman again!"
"Now, I can only do it according to the villain's friend. Brother Cat, if you have any different opinions, don't be polite, just say it. While I don't necessarily promise that it will be adopted, I absolutely respect your right to speak your mind. ”
The white cat was completely speechless.
After the policy was preached, Xiang Qian turned around and touched the flying sword that was pressed under the magazine just now, held it tightly in his hand, and said: "Brother Cat, after taking the pill, if you are honest, we have nothing." If you let me find out the slightest bit of wrongdoing, hehehehe, how severe the consequences will be, you can weigh it yourself!"
The white cat nodded.
Carefully untie the net that entangled the white cat and put it aside.
The white cat regained its freedom, stretched out its claws and kicked its feet for a while, but moved vigorously for a while.
Seeing that it was almost over, he said to the front: "Open your mouth." ”
The white cat was eloquent, and felt that a fragrant pill had been put into his mouth, and he didn't think about it, so he hurriedly swallowed it in one bite.
Waiting for this day, unconsciously, the white cat has been waiting for more than 20 years!
Watching the white cat swallow the elixir, he held the flying sword tightly in front of him, thinking in his heart, but whenever there is a disturbance, he will immediately sacrifice the flying sword to kill this demon.
After about ten minutes, the white cat trembled, and then stretched a long lazy waist.
There was a slight nervousness in front of the direction, but after finding out, there was no follow-up, in fact, nothing happened, I couldn't help but murmur to myself, this plagued sick cat, dead begging to eat this pill in vain, after eating, but not even half a fart came out, it is really in response to the wise saying that the meat bun beats the dog!
Just as he was startled, faintly, he heard a long sigh from the direction of the forward: "Hey-"
This is clearly a woman's tone, the direction is shocked, looking around, there is indeed no one else in the house, this big white sky, it can't be a ghost, right?
"Hey-" Another long sigh came, Xiang Qian couldn't sit still anymore, jumped up with a flying sword in his hand, and shouted: "You, you, I rely on your sister, who are you? Don't pretend to be a ghost with me, I, I'm not afraid of you." Believe it or not, I unleashed a flying sword to kill you?"
"Mr. Fang, don't be so nervous, it's me. A woman's voice rang out beside her.
Brush, brush, turned his body forward, looked left and right again, there was still no figure at all, "Where are you?" asked Xiangqian.
"Far away, close in front of you. Mr. Fang, you are a noble person with high vision, why don't you lower your head and take a good look. ”
Xiang Qian looked down, and the white cat happened to be looking at him without a moment's notice.
"What? It couldn't be you who just talked to me?" said Xiang Qian, surprised.
"It's me, are you okay?" asked the white cat, mimicking the tone of the direction just now.
"Hey, hey, I understand, if you dare to take that pill, you will be able to speak from now on. After figuring out the situation, he was determined before the direction, remembering the disrespect between the white cat's words just now, and when he spoke, he didn't forget to hurt her with a gun and a stick.
The white cat was in great ecstasy at this time, and of course did not hear the other meaning of the previous words. He cried with joy, and even choked up: "Exactly, after taking that psychic pill, any living being, I am afraid that it will be able to communicate with human beings in an instant." ”
Many hurtful words had already reached her throat, but when she saw her, she choked up, and her heart softened in front of her, and they all gave up. said: "Okay, okay, just now I called 'Brother Cat, Brother Cat', you don't know how many hundreds, you take it all, it's obviously a woman, and I don't say to correct it." It's so thick-skinned!"
"Listening to your crisp voice now, I wonder if I'm a little younger than me, and I still call you 'Brother Cat, Brother Cat', and you take advantage of all the cheapness. Little girl, you have to figure out whether it's good or not, it's me who suffers, and I'm the one who should be sad. No, you'll have to give me a few nice sounds and make me feel refreshed. ”
The white cat "fluttered" and burst into laughter, but there was no smile on the cat's face, and it looked indescribably weird.
"Little brother of the Fang family, what do you want me to call you? You should figure it out! Even if I don't count the years of penance before, just from the day I cultivated into a human form, at the very least, it should be from your parents' generation, what do you want me to call you? The white cat laughed.
"That'...... Forget it. Looking at the white cat, he could only hear its laughter, but did not see its smiling expression, and Xiang Qian felt awkward and said, "Can you, you don't laugh anymore." You don't want to think about it, an adult, crying for a while, laughing for a while, you shudder, don't you shudder? Besides, you laugh ...... a deliberate trembling of the whole body in front of the direction, "Let me get goosebumps, look, don't you fall to the ground?"