Chapter 12 Killing the Enemy and Encountering the Enemy
Han Zhen laughed: "It turns out that this is your careful thinking, and you want to corrupt me with money." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info That's it, you throw the golden wooden fish over for me to see, if it's true, I'll definitely change it." ”
The old monk snorted coldly: "Then if you want me to give you the golden wooden fish, but you don't give me the wooden fish, won't I lose a lot?"
"What's there to worry about, if I don't give it to you, you can beat me. ”
The old monk shook his head: "Monks should stop anger and anger, I won't beat you casually." Okay, I'll do my best to be a good person, and in order to show my sincerity, I'll give you the gold first. ”
As he spoke, he threw the golden wooden fish in his hand to Han Zhen.
Han Zhen took it, this palm-sized golden wooden fish was very heavy, he looked at the color, and thought to himself that it could be sent now, it was really pure gold.
"Master, you are really a hero, you gave me the golden wood fish so easily. Okay, I'll give you the wooden fish. Han Zhen took out the wooden fish.
The old monk stared at the wooden fish in his hand, looking like he was looking for an opportunity to pounce and snatch it back.
Han Zhen put the wooden fish back in his arms with a "pout", and wondered: "What is so good about this wooden fish, master, you don't hesitate to exchange it for pure gold, I have to study it carefully and then make a decision." ”
The old monk snorted and clenched his fists: "Sure enough, it's a treacherous villain, the old man really regrets believing you wrong!"
Han Zhen quickly replied: "No, no, master, I think you have misunderstood me, I must give you this wooden fish, I have no use for holding it, it is too small to use it as firewood." I think you're wearing a nice robe, can you take it off and let me wear it?"
The old monk shook his head and said, "Of course, it must not be." ”
Han Zhen pursed his lips and raised the golden wooden fish to smash it at the wooden fish, with a curious look on his face: "I don't know which of these two things is harder, this kind of thing can't be felt without trying." ”
The old monk looked anxious, and quickly took off the robe outside and threw it to Han Zhen, revealing the yellow underwear inside.
Han Zhen took the robe, put it on himself, and made a gesture of Amitabha Buddha to the old monk.
He glanced at it, and soon found the Buddha beads on the other party's neck: "The clothes are gone, what do you want to do with this string of broken Buddha beads, it seems too monotonous, and there is no one who wears a necklace like this, throw this string of beads to me too." ”
The old monk's helpless tone was mixed with a hint of anger: "Here you go! Give it to you! You can be this monk, okay......? You bastard, vain, it's useless to ask for my wooden fish, and you refuse to give it to me, what is your intention!"
Han Zhen shook off the robe on his body and said, "Master, calm down! The monks must stop anger and anger, and take me to see Grandpa Yan quickly, otherwise I won't pay you back for your meal." If I can't find a jump into the abyss, you won't be able to get anything back. ”
The old monk retired the guards, sighed and said, "Come with me, I really don't understand why you want to see Gonggong Yan." If he is not happy to catch up, he will definitely castrate you as a father-in-law. ”
Han Zhen followed him to a military account, and Gonggong Yan was inside. Along the way, Han Zhen had the time to take a closer look at this old monk, and found that in fact, he should not be very old, about thirty years old, but because the lights were dim just now, his dress and tone of speech were very old-fashioned, which made people think that he was old.
The two guards at the door stood straight, clearly signaling that no one should approach. Han Zhen gave the monk a look and asked him to deal with the two of them, and the monk also made a difficulty.
Han Zhen pushed him over, he immediately retracted and explained to Han Zhen: "Lao Qu doesn't know ordinary fist and foot kung fu, and there is no way to take them." ”
There was a lot of commotion in the toss, but the two guards still stood motionless, as if they didn't see them. Han Zhen really thought that there must be something strange in this, and he had to fight hard.
When he looked closer, he found that the two guards were standing, but their eyes were straight, and their faces were like ashes, like the walking dead, as if they were dead.
Han Zhen looked in through the gap in the tent and saw Gonggong Yan sitting in the middle of a long table, and there were two enchanting and charming women sitting beside him.
Han Zhen pulled the monk over and said in a low voice: "I didn't expect this eunuch to be like this, and he likes to have a girlfriend so much." ”
The monk quietly replied: "Of course not, these two women are just good friends of my father-in-law." ”
At this time, the two were very close, and the monk felt that the opportunity was close at hand, so he quickly reached into Han Zhen's arms, wanting to snatch the wooden fish back. But under this touch, nothing was found.
Han Zhen looked at him amusedly, and said in a low voice: "Master, I have already transferred the wooden fish and the golden wooden fish to another place to hide, as long as you listen to me obediently, I will not embezzle these two things of yours." ”
The monk said with a frustrated face: "Didn't the old man bring you here to see Grandpa Yan, what else should I do!"
Han Zhen looked inside again and saw that one of the women in red was feeding Grandpa Yan grapes, while the other woman in purple was beating him on the back.
Han Zhen asked about Gonggong Yan's injuries, and the monk confessed that as soon as the two women came to see him, his injuries were basically all healed.
Han Zhen touched the monk's bald head: "Master, you said that you made such a big scene before, and you actually turned me from a demon into a human, but I didn't expect your ordinary fist and foot skills to be so bad." ”
The monk pouted unhappily: "Lao Wei is not a warrior monk, but a holy monk who cultivates immortals and practices Taoism, subdues demons and destroys demons." ”
Han Zhen clapped his hands lightly: "That's right, master, you are not a warrior monk, you are a demon monk, no, it should be called a demon monk." It's a pity that you used up this heat and didn't stop me. ”
The two looked in again, and saw that the two women in red and purple suddenly showed a hideous face, and the enchanting red face just now instantly turned into two monsters, the muscles of the whole body were bulging, and a lot of hair grew on the face, and the original thin and tender face became as rough as crocodile skin.
These two things pinched Gonggong Yan's neck with four claws at the same time, he was shocked and used his last strength to shout out, "Hurry up...... Quickly call the master to subdue the demon!"
Han Zhen patted the monk on the shoulder: "Master, is he calling you, right? You must not go, I see that you are only in your thirties, and it is really worthless to send you to death at such a young age, and those two monsters are not easy to mess with at first glance." ”
The monk looked anxious: "No, I must go to save Grandpa Yan, he treats me well!"
He immediately lowered his head and began to chant, under this thought, the strength of the two monsters weakened significantly, and his whole body became trembling and soft, Yan Gonggong seized the opportunity to shake the two demons away, flew up, and struck him with a move "Royal Dragon Palm".
The actions of the two monsters were controlled by the monk's chanting, their heads were dizzy, their bodies were weak, and their own demon spells could not be fully used. At this moment, he received this trick "Dragon Palm" again, and screamed miserably, this cry was sharp and low, like the low roar of some kind of beast.
Father-in-law Yan laughed a few times, stepped forward proudly, and trampled the two demons under his feet.
Only then did Han Zhen see how powerful the monk was chanting, so he hurriedly disturbed his thoughts, stretched out his hand and slapped him on the mouth a few times, and scolded: "You shut up for me, otherwise I promise that you will never see that wooden fish!"
The monk ignored him, it seemed that this time he was hard-hearted, and his mouth kept reading, and the more he read the scriptures, the faster he read.
Han Jin leaned into his ear and sang nunchucks, one of his favorite songs of all time. He also sang and made it up: there was an old monk chanting scriptures in the society of the Tang Dynasty, a father-in-law met two demons and asked him to come over to help, wooden fish and chanting scriptures are his signatures, quickly use wooden fish to successfully become a god, and use wooden fish to dominate the demon world, if I have wooden fish, knock hard, whether it is a monk or a Taoist, a face of frustration......
He was very close, and this bright rhythm really disturbed the monk's mind, and he stopped and said to Han Zhen: "Donor, you are really powerful, you actually broke the old man's fast menstruation." ”
Han Zhen pushed him: "Nonsense, warn you not to make a mistake, be careful later, I will let you also show your original form." ”
The two of them looked inside again as they spoke, and found that after no longer chanting, the two monsters quickly stood up, and the woman in red changed from a monster appearance back to a charming posture, with a light and wonderful body, floating around Gonggong Yan.
Father-in-law Yan's eyes straightened when he saw it, and he couldn't bear to make any more killing moves.
The other monster tore open the flesh of the other hand with a "stab" with one hand, revealing the bones inside.
She used the thick tendons on her hand as a musical instrument, and played a beautiful piece of music with a light play. This pleasant voice was accompanied by the dancing posture of the woman in red, and Grandpa Yan was still in a dream, forgetting that he was already a great enemy at this moment.
The woman in red leaned into Father-in-law Yan's ear, gently bit his earlobe, and said coquettishly: "Father-in-law, you are so bad, our two sisters are just playing a little trick with you, but you can't help but tease, killing us, and then I will ignore you in the future." ”
Gonggong Yan smiled dumbly to express his apologies, looking at the slender waist and slender limbs of the woman in red, he would rather believe that the other party had no ill will towards him.
The woman in red took Grandpa Yan's hand again and danced with him, and Grandpa Yan quickly fell into this sweet situation.
At this time, the monster that the woman in purple transformed broke a thick tendon on her hand with a "pop", and the entire atmosphere was immediately destroyed, and the woman in red instantly turned into a monster again, biting one of Yan Gonggong's hands in her mouth.
Yan Gongcheng tried to exert his strength, but found that the palm of his hand that was bitten quickly turned black and gray, and then spread all over his body, and his skin and skin also turned into a demon.
The monk hurriedly began to chant again, wanting to save Gonggong Yan.
This time, in order to deal with Han Zhen's disturbance, he recited the Slow Sutra, but although this Sutra was recited slowly, the power was greater, and the two demons felt like their hearts were pinched in the palm of their hands by others, and their brains gradually lost consciousness.
But I didn't expect that Gonggong Yan had completely turned into a demon at this time, and he couldn't stand the chanting of this monk.