37 The Story of the Long Ago [4]
"Thank you Daxian for saving the life of the Taoist. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info" Taoist priest made a thank you to the canopy.
Tian Peng waved his sleeves and said no. Then he immediately walked a few steps away from the Taoist priest, and patted his sleeves with disgust. "Can you go take a shower? Tianpeng said helplessly to the Taoist priest.
The Taoist priest was tender, looking at the appearance of the great immortal who disliked him, and sniffed at himself. Well, it's a little smelly, but it's not very smelly! I just haven't taken a shower for a few days, do I need to dislike myself so much?
Seeing the Taoist priest hesitating, Tianpeng was speechless, and he dared to smell the smell of his body, and after smelling it, he hesitated to take a bath.
"You take a shower first, and then we'll get rid of the demons. Tian Peng said.
"It's not too late to get rid of the demon first. The Taoist priest said.
"The smell on your body is so big, the monsters are scared away when they smell it, how can you catch the monsters!"
"But the two monsters who caught themselves just now don't dislike it?"
"It's because they have a stuffy nose or no nose. ”
The Taoist priest was speechless, and he was busy saying that he was good, taking a bath and catching demons together.
When he came to the lake, the Taoist priest immediately undressed and jumped down towards the lake with a loud bang. The canopy looked straight to the bottom, and that piece of stuff didn't have to cover up a little bit, alas, if you don't look at it, it hurts your eyes to see too much.
Tianpeng was bored lying on a rock to rest, Tianpeng looked at the clear water and blue sky, and suddenly the shadow of the fox demon had entered his heart. Tian Peng tried to interrupt his fantasies, that is a monster, he is a god, how can he think of a monster?
Tianpeng didn't think about it, but he missed it even more. To think about it, but it is against the heavens, the annoyance in my heart, the canopy can't lie down, looking at the depths of the jungle, there is a force that prompts the canopy to go. Canopy involuntarily walked deeper into the jungle, revealing a slight smile. Like, maybe it's because of lovesickness.
"Ling'er, let's be together. ”
"Nope. ”
"We're so compatible. ”
"Where's the match?"
"These hundred thousand mountains are mine, and they all call me king. ”
"What's the matter with me?"
"As long as you marry me, no demon or monster will dare to bully you. ”
“。。。。。。 ”
Seeing that the fox demon stopped talking, the toad demon thought that the fox demon had agreed, so he went to rub the fox demon's waist. The fox demon's disgusted flash made the toad demon pounce. The toad demon was not angry, and pounced on the fox demon with a lewd smile, and the fox demon was angry, but he couldn't help it, and he was very angry.
"If you push me again, I'll kill myself. The fox demon said.
"Don't be stupid, Ling'er, you have cultivated for thousands of years, how can it be so easy to say that you will die. "The toad demon was very proud.
The toad demon stepped forward, and the fox demon stepped back, a little frightened and afraid.
Seeing this, Tianpeng was very angry, and dared to do something to her. It's just a toad, and you still want to eat swan meat?
took out the nine-toothed nail rake, and was about to step forward to clean up the toad demon. But he was pulled, and Tianpeng turned his head to see that it was a Taoist priest. Squinting at the Taoist priest, he said, "Aren't you taking it as your mission to eliminate demons and subdue demons?" ”
The Taoist priest coughed dryly, looked at the toad demon in the distance, and said, "I can't beat him." ”
Tianpeng was angry, what kind of words is this, so why do you keep chasing and killing the fox demon?
"Then you always chase and kill fox demons and bully the weak?" Tianpeng said.
As soon as he said the fox demon, the Taoist priest immediately changed his eyes, which was a hateful demeanor. "I have a great enmity with the fox demon, so she must die. The Taoist priest said fiercely.
Oh, Tianpeng looked at the Taoist priest in front of him playfully. Isn't it true that the fox demon has a great enmity with you? Chasing and killing a demon every day, so you have a soft spot, is it because you want to capture the fox demon home as a daughter-in-law?
"Are you interested in fox demons?" said Tianpeng to the Taoist priest with a smile. As the saying goes, beating is kissing and scolding is love, but here the Taoist priest is the ultimate performance.
"Fart. Dao said angrily. Then I found out that I was scolding the gods, so I hurriedly shut up but didn't apologize. Because the Taoist priest thinks that he is not wrong, what if he is an immortal, can he talk nonsense?
Canopy wasn't angry, he wanted to know why. Why is the fox demon so hated by Taoist priests, no matter how you say it, you shouldn't say it. I checked it when I was in the lower realm, and the fox demon basically didn't do anything hurtful. It is rumored that it was Taishang Laojun who played the Jade Emperor.
Tianpeng asked Taishang Laojun what kind of ability the fox demon had to cause the Jade Emperor to order it to be eradicated. But Taishang Laojun kept his mouth shut, and he would naturally know after saying that he was in the lower realm. Now it seems that this Taoist priest wrote a lot of heavenly books to Taishang Laojun, and Taishang Laojun was annoyed so he played it to the Jade Emperor. At this moment, Tianpeng has a kind of injustice as a gunman. But Tianpeng is willing at the moment, such a beautiful stunner, even if it is a peony flower, he is willing to die.
"Then why do you always bite the fox demon?" asked Tianpeng curiously.
The Taoist priest glared at Tianpeng, and Tianpeng realized that he had just said the wrong thing. But where will Tianpeng apologize, he is a fairy. The Taoist priest is just a mortal, there is no need for it, and there is no need. If his quality is poor and his temper is not good, a mortal like a Taoist priest would have already been crushed.
The Taoist priest looked at the immortal as if he was not in the mood to apologize to himself, and he didn't say anything. Let's put aside the fact that people are immortals, other gods have saved themselves.
"Because he stole my elixir. The Taoist priest said viciously.
"Where did you get the elixir? Could it be that you can also refine the elixir? Hurry up and give this great immortal a few beauty and beauty pills." Canopy asked with a wink of cute eyes.
The Taoist priest looked at the immortal in front of him with a complicated expression, and seemed to have a hallucination, is this immortal in front of him?
"Taoist priests don't know how to make alchemy, and the elixir was given to me by the Supreme Immortal Venerable. Unexpectedly, it was stolen by the fox demon, and if I ate that elixir, my cultivation would inevitably increase greatly. But... Therefore, I want to catch the fox demon and use her for alchemy. The Taoist priest said firmly.
Tianpeng really wants to draw the Taoist priest in front of him, isn't it just an elixir, he wants to destroy the beauty of the country and the city, and he doesn't pity the jade or anything.
Ahem, Tianpeng interrupted the Taoist priest to continue, but he couldn't listen to it anymore, for fear that he would accidentally strangle the Taoist priest to death.
"You go and lure the toad spirit away, and I'll help you destroy the fox demon. Tianpeng said to the Taoist priest.
He can't beat the toad spirit, and the Taoist priest is not stupid, besides, this great immortal has a soft spot for the fox demon. If only the Great Immortal lured the toad spirit away and destroyed the fox demon himself.
"The Taoist priest can't beat the toad essence, and the venom he sprays is very powerful. Let's go with the Great Immortal, the Great Immortal is so powerful, it must be an easy thing to deal with that toad essence, right? The Taoist priest complimented. A face full of adoration!