Chapter 114: Seeking Ji (3)

Suo Ling saw the two flirting and scolding, as if no one was there, and saw several waves of people coming, but it didn't seem like they were coming to trouble them, just sat quietly on the side, and said in his heart: "This man is really a big official from the capital? The man's face was white and pure, and he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he spoke, which was quite amorous.

A few waves of people downstairs just drank and didn't say a word for a long time, Suo Ling panicked, and said in his heart: "I'll try him." "Left and right, suddenly a plan, walked to the back kitchen, behind the back of the person secretly said something to Xiao Er, stuffed some silver taels, I don't know what the two muttered, after a while, Suo Ling actually led a pig out of the back kitchen, the pig is also white and clean, washed clean, it is the guy who is ready to slaughter and cook, a group of people don't know what she is famous, squinting at it, still no one cares.

Suo Ling sat there, tied the legs and feet of the fat pig with a rope, picked up the peanuts, removed the skin, put the two plump peanuts in his hands, and said to the pig, "Do you want to eat it?"

Before the fat pig was pulled out, Suo Ling hit it a few times, and now it was still in pain, and it kept howling, and when he saw the food coming, he didn't open his mouth, and swayed from side to side. Suo Ling fed it happily, and when he saw that it didn't eat it, he frowned and said angrily: "If you don't eat it, then don't eat it!" The peanut kernels were still on the ground, touched the fat pig's belly with his foot, and smuggled his skills, the pig became honest, Suo Ling picked up the peeled peanut shell again, fiddled with it in his hand a few times, and came to the pig's mouth, and said, "Then you can eat this!" The pig opened his mouth to eat, chewed a few times, and ate it cleanly.

Suo Ling said angrily: "I kindly fed you, but you don't eat peanuts, but you come to eat peanut shells, it's really strange." Then he peeled the edamame on the table, and picked up the fruit, but the pig did not eat it, and when he picked up the edamame skin, the fat pig ate it happily. Suo Ling said: "You are really strange, you don't eat delicious food, but come to eat something you don't want!" stretched out his palm to hit it, and when his palm was halfway through, he suddenly stopped, pretending to be suddenly enlightened, and said: "Ah! I forgot, you have to wear a hat when you eat! I'm sorry, I really should have beaten it! I thought you just had someone to serve. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

The men and women upstairs didn't know what she was going to do, and looked at Suo Ling's every move strangely, and the beauty asked softly: "Why is this woman like this? Is her brain broken?" The man thought for a moment and said: "Acting perversely, it may be from the Red Demon Hall, don't bother with it, wait and see, Concubine Sister, I want to take over the people of the Red Demon Hall, and I can't offend the next person." ”

Suo Ling stretched out his hand and touched his clothes, was surprised, and was sincerely afraid, and said, "Lord Fat Pig, the small one is wrong, I ...... I didn't bring your official hat!" The fat pig snorted a few times, and Suo Ling asked, "What did you say?" and put his ear up, as if listening to the fat pig. Several people at the table next to them originally had happy faces, but when they heard the word "official hat", they all frowned and stared, as if they were about to have a seizure. Suo Ling could see clearly in the afterglow of his eyes, but he didn't pay attention to it at all, and listened to the fat pig snort a few times, and said, "Yes! Yes! He reached out and groped for himself, touched an object, and said happily, "Ahh

Suo Ling slowly opened the folded cloth, and everyone saw that it was a tall white hat with the four black words "Catching you" written on it, and they were more and more dumbfounded, and they didn't know why. This hat was the hat she bought when she and Liu Changqing played black and white impermanence together, Suo Ling felt interesting, and when she changed her clothes, she couldn't bear to throw it away, but it was not easy to carry, so she just folded the hat and put it on her body.

After a while, Suo Ling put his hat on the fat pig's head and said, "My lord, the top hat has been put on, you can eat!" Another gourd peeled a peanut, this time the peanut shell was fed to the fat pig first, but the fat pig did not eat, in fact, it was Suo Ling's feet secretly tricking underneath, and the peanut grains were fed to the fat pig, but this time it ate more cheerfully than before.

Suo Ling leaned his ear over to listen to the fat pig speak, and the fat pig kept humming, and Suo Ling kept nodding his head and said, "What did you say? If you don't wear a high hat, you're just going to have no face? So you don't eat it? That's for the people and the pigs? Oh, you see! Well, you've put on a high hat and you're being served, so that's for you? Okay, okay." Suo Ling kept talking, no matter how stupid the people around him were, they also knew that Suo Ling was humiliating the government at the moment and oppressing the people, but they dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, seeing that this beautiful little girl was pure and cute, she couldn't imagine that she was so tricky and weird, and she frowned coldly, but she didn't speak.

When the beautiful man upstairs saw this scene, he laughed "haha", clapped his hands a few times, and said, "Girl, it's good, it's good." Suo Ling raised his head, stretched out his hand and said "shhhhh

Suo Ling's internal force came to his toes, and he was silent, only to see the fat pig "bang" and fall to the ground, everyone knew that it was Suo Ling's trick, otherwise a fat pig, how could he say that he would sleep and fall down like this? Suo Ling called the shopkeeper of Xiao Er, and both of them ran over, with a happy face, that was because Suo Ling had just given the two of them a lot of benefits.

Seeing that the two had already arrived, Suo Ling said loudly, "Someone!" Shaking his head, he saw the two of them and said, "You carry the adults into the house, bathe in hot water and change clothes, and serve them well." Xiao Er hurriedly said: "Yes, yes!" Suo Ling said angrily: "What is it? Where is this adult? This is a fat pig!" Xiao Er didn't know what she meant, Suo Ling made a look, and said: "This is a fat pig! Not an official! Otherwise, how can he only know how to eat, drink and have fun? Completely ignoring the lives of the people?" The shopkeeper only realized that something was wrong at this time, because he saw that the four people on the table next to him were dressed as officials, and Suo Ling said this openly, it was a fat pig and an official, how could they not be angry? How could he dare to be an enemy of the government when he was just a small shopkeeper? He immediately said: "Girl, stop playing!"

Suo Ling knew that he was afraid, but at that time, it was common for the government to oppress the people, and Suo Ling compared the officials to fat pigs, which was a hundred times better than the people's sayings, and immediately said: "Okay! Don't play! I'm wrong! This is a magistrate, not a fat pig!" The shopkeeper still wanted to speak, but Suo Ling hurriedly said: "Are you happy that the official ate your peanuts and edamame?" He didn't answer this sentence, he didn't answer, he stayed there, and kept smirking and nodding. Suo Ling said: "Okay, if the officials don't eat enough, how can they punish the bad guys for you?"