Who knew that Ouyang Long'er immediately lowered his face and said: "This official is a brother, but you treat this official as a dog of this group of internal affairs officials, that is too much to look down on me." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Seeing that she didn't look at the people of the Internal Affairs Office at all, the man only said that her official position was much bigger than that of the eunuch, and hurriedly said: "The slave doesn't dare, please forgive me." ”

Ouyang Long'er said: "The emperor is aware of everything, he said, the internal affairs of the government of this group of dogs and things corruption is a common practice, so that Shanglin Yuan is overwhelmed, this official was ordered to investigate Shanglin Yuan, will never dare to accept your benefits, as for the emperor, as long as Shanglin Yuan does not find arsenic rat medicine, don't feed the silver of the white flowers to the group of dogs of the internal affairs office in the future, this official will have a few more kind words." ”

Shanglin Yuan bribed the eunuchs in the imperial dining room, which had been a common practice since the first emperor, and although everyone was overwhelmed, they did not dare to disobey. Ouyang Long'er heard that Shanglin Yuan wanted to give her benefits, but she just said this casually, but the people in Shanglin Yuan thought that the emperor really wanted to investigate the matter thoroughly, and when they thought that they would not have to pay bribes in the future, everyone's eyebrows danced, and they were even more respectful to Ouyang Long'er.

Ouyang Long'er followed the people of Lin Yuan all the way out of the palace, although he was interrogated, but he was not discovered. Coming out of the palace gate and turning two street corners, Ouyang Long'er suddenly covered his stomach and said in a loud voice: "Ouch, ouch." The people from Shanglin Yuan hurriedly stepped forward to inquire diligently, and Ouyang Long'er said: "Fuck, the emperor's food is really not clean, you wait, I'll go to the toilet, you must wait for me." "Turn around and run. The man just now looked shocked and said, "My lord, this must be someone from the Internal Affairs Office who has not washed it, but it is none of our business." Ouyang Long'er said: "This official has his own district, hey, don't go." ”

Ouyang Long'er turned the corner of the street and walked straight towards Qiao's mansion, and on the way she encountered General Ha's men patrolling, she also swaggered, and no one stopped her.

As soon as Dongfang was exposed, Ouyang Long'er arrived at the door of Qiao's mansion. She didn't say hello, she walked towards the house, the two guards guarding the door, one fat and one thin, were dozing, and suddenly saw someone break in without making a sound, they were all taken aback, and hurriedly raised their guns to block, and the thin man said, "Who are you?"

Ouyang Long'er looked inside, arched his hand and said with a smile: "Two brothers, do you dare to let me in?"

The two guards looked at each other, both confused, and the lean guard saw that her face was covered with ashes, and shouted: "Stinky flower, do you know what kind of place this is? ”

Ouyang Long'er didn't dare to let people see through himself, but seeing that although the two of them were sleepy, they were also capable, and it was absolutely impossible to break through, and when he looked around, he saw a thatched shed on the left side of the mansion, and two high-headed red-maned horses in the shed.

The lean guard walked up with a spear, swiped in front of Ouyang Long'er, and said, "What's the matter, what's the matter, if you don't get out, don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite." ”

Ouyang Long'er stretched out his hand and slowly opened the spear, and said word by word: "If I let in now, maybe the two of you can still get paid, otherwise, I'm afraid I won't even be able to keep my job." ”

The fat guard on the right asked, "Let's watch the door carefully, why can't we keep our jobs?"

Ouyang Long'er said: "It's still this fat brother who knows everything, and he will only deduct your salary for a while, and don't smash your job." You'll have to let me in, though. As he spoke, he was going to squeeze in again.

The fat guard chief on the right stretched out his hand to stop her and said, "I'm sorry, I don't know you, I can't let you in without Lord Qiao's order." ”

Ouyang Long'er pointed to the horse shed and said, "Do you only look at the door, don't you look at the horse?"

The lean guard was impatient, and pushed Ouyang Long'er and said, "Get out!"

The fat guard persuaded: "Brother, you might as well listen to this son first, let's watch the door carefully, why will we deduct wages, and we will lose our jobs, we are not stupid, and we have not done anything wrong." ”

The thin guard said: "How can there be such a thing, this is called Dead Flower Son drank too much, and played tricks on my brothers." ”

The fat guard thought for a while, and said to Ouyang Long'er: "Childe, you go quickly, my brother has a bad temper, and if he doesn't leave, he will suffer." ”

Ouyang Long'er was pushed by the thin guard and staggered, and said: "Fat brother, you are really better than your brother, my son likes it very much, and he won't deduct his salary for a while." ”

The fat guard was very happy and said gratefully, "Thank you, Childe." ”

The thin guard glared at the fat guard and said, "Thank you, we are Lord Qiao's people, how can this be called Hua Yu and deduct it." ”

Ouyang Long'er ignored the two, swaggered to the stable, walked as he walked, took out the fire fold from his sleeve, and said, "I'm going to burn the horse shed, are you afraid?"

Mrs. Qiao's servant is a three-grade official, and he is very kind on weekdays, never grudges with others, although this stable is outside the house, it has been peaceful for many years. The two guards were shocked when they saw that Ouyang Long'er wanted to burn the horse shed for no reason, and the lean guard strode over to stop him and said, "If you stinky for food, don't want to come here." "While letting the fat guard go in and inform Lord Joe.

The fat guard said, "The adults are sleeping, and they will be scolded if they wake up." ”

With a "poof", Ouyang Long'er lit the fire fold, and threw it lightly, and the horse shed grain grass was dry and ignited at the touch of a button.

The fat guard was frightened, and hurriedly rushed into the stable to put out the fire, and the thin guard said: "If you stinky for food, you are looking for death." Raising a gun to stab Ouyang Long'er, Ouyang Long'er was secretly shocked in his heart, but his face was full of indifference, as if nothing had happened, clapping his hands and saying, "Kill me, you will also die." The thin spear had reached Ouyang Long'er's chest, and finally stopped, and asked, "Why did I die?" Ouyang Long'er said: "Mrs. Qiao is extremely smart, do you think you can fool him?" The thin guard said: "How did I deceive the adult?" Ouyang Long'er said: "You said that I set fire to the stable, so I killed me, but there is no proof of death, do you think Mrs. Qiao will believe you?" He will definitely think that you accidentally set the stable on fire, and so-so to find a beggar to blame, in this way, even if Lord Qiao is only suspicious, do you think your job can still be saved?" Ouyang Long'er took out four more fire folds from his arms and said, "Go and report it, I won't escape, otherwise, I will burn Qiao's mansion with a fire." ”

How dare the thin guard let her go, and called the fat man, "Go and report to your lord." ”

The fat guard easily extinguished the fire in the stable, and hurried into the house to report it. Ouyang Long'er said: "I'll lead the horse out first." The lean guard said, and took out two horses and tied them aside. The thin guard didn't dare to stop it, and asked, "Why are you leading the horse?" Ouyang Long'er threw the four fire folds hard, and the horse shed immediately burned again, and the thin guard "ouch", and hurriedly went to put out the fire, but this time it was a fire everywhere, and he hadn't extinguished the first place, and the horse shed had been wrapped in raging fire. Ouyang Long'er smiled and said, "Otherwise, the horse will be burned to death." ”

After a while, Mrs. Qiao shrank behind the fat guard, poked her head out in a panic, and Ouyang Long'er said, "Daddy Qiao, this fat man burned down your stable." ”