Chapter 259 Fooled
The quicksand toad shouted happily: "The quicksand has been lonely in the desert for a hundred years, and now there is finally someone to accompany it." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info There are also people who tell jokes to quicksand every day, it's so cool!"
"Who said we lost! Brother Cheng hasn't guessed yet!" Wen Zhu's face sank, and she said loudly: "You toad, you are less proud." Brother Cheng is the most witty, and this level of riddles is not difficult for him. ”
"Not bad. Wen Shan followed and said, "Brother Cheng must have guessed, you will definitely lose." ”
Qi Feiyun stared at Cheng Ziming, his tone showed rare enthusiasm, and he said expectantly: "Cheng Daoyou, it's up to you this time, you must guess it." ”
The quicksand toad was stunned for a moment, and muttered a few times with a "hum", which was regarded as expressing dissatisfaction. It puffed out its eyes and said, "He couldn't guess either." This riddle, hmph, you can't guess it. ”
Cheng Ziming sighed and said, "A few fellow Daoists, you have been fooled. The riddle of this toad is simply a trap. Whatever answer you say, it will conjure up a counterexample with a spell. So, you just said so many reasonable answers, but you couldn't prove that you guessed the riddle. ”
The quicksand toad's mouth cracked, and his eyes shone golden, and he said proudly, "Yes, but it's a pity that you know too late." Now there is only one person left who has not yet said the answer. But what does it matter? Whatever you say, I can easily resolve it. Admit defeat, stay with me in the desert honestly, and tell me jokes for hundreds of years. Anyway, a hundred years is not a long time, and it will pass quickly. ”
Cheng Ziming smiled slightly and said, "Big toad, don't be complacent. As long as I tell the answer, you will have to admit defeat. ”
"Hum hum hum!" the quicksand toad let out a light and happy snort, and his face was relaxed and happy. Obviously, it completely disagreed with Cheng Ziming's words.
"Don't you believe it?" Cheng Ziming smiled: "It's real but you can't grasp it, the more you want to hold it, the more it will slip between your fingers, there are actually a lot of things." But there was only one answer that succeeded in shutting up the quicksand toad and convincing us to let us go. My answer is very simple, such a thing is the witch's mind. ”
"This?" The quicksand toad widened its eyes and opened its mouth, and was stunned in the quicksand pit for a while, as if it was frozen.
Cheng Ziming smiled slightly: "What, am I not right? Is the quicksand toad trying to say that the wish god's mind is not real enough, or can you capture her mind?"
"Hahahaha!" There was a burst of laughter between heaven and earth, and golden flowers suddenly bloomed in the sky above the desert, and the golden flowers spread out, revealing the graceful body of the witch.
The sun hung in the middle of the sky, and suddenly its light dimmed, and a face appeared on it. The sun's eyes widened, and with a timid gaze he glanced at the witch in the dunes, and reached out to pull a cloud in front of him.
The quicksand toad's wide mouth didn't have time to close, so it shrank its head suddenly, and the lower half of its big face shrank into the quicksand. But it didn't dare to slip away, and left a pair of big eyes, exposed outside the quicksand pit, and looked at the witch cautiously.
Cheng Ziming smiled slightly and said, "I know you're eavesdropping." ”
The witch took a slight step, and golden flowers immediately sprouted from under her feet, holding her in mid-air. She said: "It's been hundreds of years since I've met such a storyteller, I've not heard such a funny thing for thousands of years, and I've not met an immortal cultivator who can make a toad suffer." If you look at it together, you are really a genius that is rare in a million years. ”
Cheng Ziming scratched his head and said, "Is this praising me? If I, a once-in-a-million year genius, can only be in cultivation, then I really have to fly to the sky with joy." It's a pity that it's just a once-in-a-million year joker, and it's useless. It's a great loss to have talent but can't make money by relying on it. ”
"It's not a loss. The witch smiled and said, "At least, this big toad doesn't dare to play tricks anymore." I'll let it let you go, and I'll let it send you all the way to the end of the desert as compensation for its tricks. ”
"Thank you. Cheng Ziming bowed slightly to show his gratitude.
"Don't rush to thank me just yet. A little light flashed in the witch's eyes, and she said, "The riddle of the big toad is indeed unkind, but you have arranged me in the answer, how will this account be calculated?"
"Haha. Cheng Ziming said: "You have been secretly listening to the story for so long, and I haven't had time to collect your money, but you ask me to make an account? ”
The witch smiled slightly, and her expression revealed a charming and mysterious color. Suddenly, the golden flowers shattered into countless gold dust, wrapping around the witch's body. The golden powder sparkled and melted into the air with the witch, like salt melting in water, quickly and without leaving a trace.
The big boss is finally gone, and the little brother who works is finally relieved. The sun pushed away the clouds and gave out a strong light again. The quicksand toad slammed out of the quicksand pit and let out a long breath of sand mist.
"Well, don't pretend, she has nothing to fear. ”
The quicksand toad stared at Cheng Ziming, as if he didn't know him, and said, "That's because you don't belong to this world yet, of course you don't have to be afraid of her." ”
At the end of the day, its voice became softer and weaker, and the pronunciation of the word "she" was almost vague, and it could only be seen from the shape of the toad's mouth that it was saying the word "she". It can be seen that the toad is afraid of witches.
Cheng Ziming's heart fell, and he secretly thought: How can the spirits in this world be so afraid of witches. Whether it was the sun or this toad with strange mana, they all had a kind of fear in their bones for this wish-making god. Even if she is the will of the world, there is no reason to be so afraid of her.
In the big world where Cheng Ziming is located, people are in awe of the sky, but it has not reached the point where they don't even dare to mention the three words God. Moreover, there are not a few people who dare to do evil in broad daylight, which shows that most people are not as afraid of heaven and earth as they imagined.
But in this world of lights, all living beings are governed by witches, and at the same time, they are extremely afraid of her. It can be seen that the boss of this world is not a character who is easy to serve.
Cheng Ziming was secretly glad that so far, he had successfully resisted the temptation of the witch and did not choose to stay in this world. Now it seems that although you can get a lot by staying in the world of lights, such as immortality, such as spirit stones that you can't use up in your lifetime, you will definitely pay a considerable price.
Staying in the world of the lamp not only means losing your freedom, but also being terrified to please the wish-making deity. If you inadvertently annoy the witch, or just annoy her, I'm afraid it will end badly.
Once you stay in this world, you will become a part of this world, and you will no longer have the strength to resist the witch, so you will be at her mercy.
"You don't belong to this world, you won't understand how terrible she is. The quicksand toad said in horror.
Cheng Ziming was silent for a moment and said, "Since the toad Daoyou is so afraid of her, then things will be easy to handle." Your god has just promised you to send us to the end of the desert, how are you going to send us there? ”
The quicksand toad grinned widely, and said with a smile: "The will of the gods who make a wish is the will of heaven and earth, and the toad will do it immediately." Stand firm. ”