Han Zhen was slapped by Qianhui, his face was a little hot and painful, and his mood was extremely distressed, he was really useless, and he couldn't catch a bird. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 With a fierce force, Info chased the finches around the room and smashed the cups and cups on the table.

After chasing him for a while, he was also tired, ignoring Qianhui's scolding, and said to Wan Idiot: "Forget it, I won't catch it, give you the opportunity to be a disabled person." ”

Wan Fool was puzzled and asked, "The old man has sound limbs." ”

Han Zhen pushed him and said, "You are bald, this is also a disease, so you can't be considered healthy." ”

The idiot monk shook his robe and changed the topic: "Even if the ancestor of this finch comes and becomes a finch demon, the old man is fearless. ”

"Okay master, stop memorizing lines, hurry up and catch it. I can't even catch someone as clever as me, let alone a cute and stupid person like you. But I can give you an idea, you take out your wooden fish first. Han Zhen teased him.

The idiot monk immediately clutched the wooden fish on his chest tightly and said vigilantly: "Master Han, you can laugh, it's not a monster, what are you doing with the wooden fish?"

Han Zhen pretended to be serious: "You can sprinkle some millet into the mouth of the wooden fish, and then attract the bird to peck it, and then wrap it in a robe." ”

Qian Hui glanced at Han Zhen coldly and said disdainfully: "You don't have some bad ideas here, could it be that when the assassins come, they will also burrow into the wooden fish and eat those millets?"

The idiot monk didn't use the same dexterity as Han Zhen just now, but pounced when he saw the finch, but the finch must be much faster than him, flying around above his head. It didn't take long for him to lose his strength, and his feet were weak, and he crashed into Yao Ting's arms a little groggy.

Yao Ting dodged slightly, and the idiot monk "Teng" fell out, almost falling on his stomach. Yao Ting hurriedly stretched out a foot on his knee and pulled it back, his body changed from leaning forward to leaning back, balancing twice, but fortunately he didn't fall.

The idiot monk was not discouraged, he always felt that he was running wildly for a while, and he was getting closer to the finch, and he pounced on it in a hurry. Unexpectedly, he suddenly hit his head on the pillar with a "bang", hit a big bag, and fell to the ground in a daze.

Han Zhen hurriedly held him up and persuaded: "Master, admit defeat, with your IQ, it is absolutely impossible to fight this finch." It just used the trick of diverting the tiger from the mountain, luring the snake out of the hole, and the beauty of the bird, and the trick of the sparrow. If you catch it again, you'll be killed by it sooner or later. ”

Hearing him say this, Yao Ting couldn't help but laugh secretly, and then said with a straight face: "You also saw it, it's not that I didn't give you a chance, could it be that those killer assassins are more delicate than this finch?"

Han Zhen was unconvinced: "The killer is a human, and it is impossible for him to become a small object and fly around, sometimes animals are much more agile than humans, which is nothing......"

As soon as he said this, Yao Ting dodged, and the finch was already in her hands.

The finch was held tightly by her white and smooth slender jade hand, and she couldn't move for half a minute.

Han Zhen didn't have the heart to wonder how she did it, just thinking about how happy she would be if she were that finch.

"No matter how great this ability to catch finches is, it can't prove that he is qualified for the position of a guard. Not as good as you...... You get a real person, you have this person simulate an assassin, and then we take him down. Han Zhen proposed.

Yao Ting nodded: "This proposal is not bad, so let's just sit here, with only one hand, you three big men can attack me in any way, as long as you can let me leave this stool, you will pass." ”

"Princess, you have a golden body, how can a few of their minions be so presumptuous, why don't you let me come. Qianhui stopped.

Yao Ting let go of the finch in her hand, smiled faintly and signaled that it didn't matter to her, and then looked at Han Zhen and the three of them: "Listen, if I find out that you have reservations about my actions, I will definitely punish you." ”

Ying Zhi and the monk thought in their hearts, with the princess's intelligence and martial arts cultivation, she did her best to know at a glance that she must not disobey her orders.

Han Zhen was naturally even more careless, thinking that since you said so, if you didn't do your best, it would be an insult to the opponent. He was the first to rush forward, and with a sudden force, he wanted to hug Yao Ting tightly from behind, and then dragged her to the ground.

As soon as he leaned over, Yao Ting quickly stretched out a hand and slapped his jaw, and he flew out with a "soar".

Han Zhen slowed down for a while before getting up, his waist was hurt by the fall, and he looked at the idiot monk and Yingzhi reproachfully: "Why don't you know how to make a move, and I, a pioneer, will be injured." Only the three of us can take her down, if we have six hands together, it is impossible to defeat one of her hands, even if it is six cat claws, we have to scratch a few blood marks for her. ”

The three of them summed it up and pounced on Yao Ting from different directions.

Yao Ting saw that the three of them were fierce on the surface but very calm, and when the three of them approached her, she grabbed Ying Zhi with one hand, used him as a weapon, and then knocked Han Zhen and Wan Zhi to the ground, and the three of them were easily thrown out by her.

Han Zhen didn't dare to rush up and be beaten again, looked around, took down a delicate sword hanging on the wall, pulled it out with a "brush", and immediately stabbed Yao Ting.

Yao Ting waved her palm slightly, and the energy of a "Ripple Cloud Palm" flashed out, Han Zhen felt like someone pushing him behind him, and he couldn't help but fly over, falling at Yao Ting's feet impartially, and the long sword in his hand was taken away at some point.

All this happened too fast, and when Han Zhen reacted, he found that he had been caught by Yao Ting like the finch just now, and at this time he felt ashamed, lowered his head in annoyance, and said nothing.

Yao Ting let him go, and the idiot monk and Yingzhi stopped making a move, knowing that with a few of them, they would no longer have a chance of winning anyway.

Han Zhen couldn't help but feel lost for a while, and after a pause, he mustered up the courage to say to Yao Ting: "Princess, I think a few of us are so useless, why don't we go out of the palace, so as not to stay here and lose your face." ”

"Actually, I didn't mean to hurt your self-esteem with the temptation just now, but you must know that among the real assassins, there are many martial arts that are higher than mine, and if you are forced to be a guard, it will only be you who will die. Yao Ting said lightly.

"What the princess said is very reasonable, but now that she is back in the palace, there is neither a battle nor a monster to surrender, and the few of us are really useless. The idiot monk responded.

Yao Ting said: "But a few of you can be my guards first, with my martial arts, I am afraid that there are only a few assassins in this world who can kill me." ”

Han Zhen felt a lot more comfortable when he heard her say this, and his eyes lit up and said: "Actually, we can practice martial arts diligently, and no one is born a martial arts master." Or you can give me a cheats, and I will work hard for a few days, and I can fight side by side with you at the critical moment and retreat from the strong enemy. ”

Qianhui said disdainfully: "Hmph, as soon as I hear that you can stay, your mouth is sweeter than eating honey, what is your identity, you are worthy of fighting side by side with the princess!"

Han Zhen pretended to be evil and stared at Qianhui fiercely, pretending to sigh bitterly: "We are here to talk to the princess, you always call from time to time, from time to time." They all say that you are a human friend, and I think you are just Princess Yao's only friend. ”

Qianhui immediately replied: "I'm just a slave of the princess, we are all slaves, and we dare not talk about friends." Also, for your sake of saving me, I won't tell General He about you taking advantage of the princess for the time being. However, if you want to make me unhappy again, it doesn't have to be. ”

Seeing Han Zhen's speechlessness for a while, Wan Idiot knew that it was probably because of this General He, so he asked for him who this person was.

Yao Ting replied: "General He is my fiancé, and he has always taken good care of me since I came to the palace. ”

Han Zhen smiled bitterly, laughing at himself that it was just a joke when he asked her to marry him, and he always didn't give up, it was really boring. I have nothing to worry about what other princesses do, after all, there is a huge disparity in status and status, and I can't help but feel very ashamed. But thinking about it, it feels normal, she looks so iconic, and the ones who don't have the slightest affection for her are eunuchs like Gonggong Yan, or bald donkeys like Wan Idiot.

Yao Ting said to the three of them: "I will let you go to the chief of the guard to learn some martial arts, I hope you will become talented in the future and have the opportunity to go with me on the expedition." ”

The idiot monk whispered to Han Zhen: "Master Han, your mind is clear, don't be discouraged, as long as you can learn martial arts with your heart, he will slaughter General He one day, and you can get the princess." ”

Han Zhen couldn't cry or laugh when he heard him say this, and replied angrily: "Wan idiot, it's really not many to be a monk and you are so black-bellied, why do people have to squeeze in with a good pair of me, this is called a third party to intervene in our place, do you understand?

He leaned into the ear of the idiot monk, lowered his voice very low, and said: "In the future, Princess Yao will be our backer in the palace, without her, we will die a miserable death, you also see the virtue of the second prince, the master who doesn't want to eat at all if he doesn't frame a few people a day." In the future, we will respect our father-in-law as if we were our sister with the same father and mother, and when we see that General He, we will treat it as our own big brother, understand?"

The idiot monk nodded and whispered: "You can leave behind the love of children and daughters when you speak, Master Han, you are really amazing, and I admire it very much." ”

Han Zhen was very funny when he heard him talk, and he always helped him speak, which made him very cute, but on the surface, he pretended not to pay attention to him.

Yao Ting immediately introduced the three of them to Qian Jian, the head of the guard.

Qian Jian arranged the three of them to live in an inner palace, which was a single courtyard, several rooms were connected, and a total of dozens of imperial guards lived.

Just after lunch, Qian Jian summoned all the guards to gather in a large courtyard and asked everyone to practice martial arts together to strengthen their bodies.

Qian Jian was a burly man in his thirties, rough in appearance and not tall, but his martial arts were the best among the guards.

"You only know how to gamble and play on weekdays, or you go to flirt with the palace maids, and a few of you are serious about practicing martial arts? With your current skills, a random Jiangyang thief can kill you all. He reprimanded the crowd with a straight face.

The guards listened with low eyebrows, no one dared to talk back, and after a lecture, everyone took out their weapons and competed with each other.