Chapter 315: The Great Theater

It turned out to be listening to the play, Han Zhen relaxed a lot all of a sudden, the quintessence of the country, it is worth appreciating, not to mention that it is still the quintessence of ancient times, it is estimated that it will have more taste.

Seeing that Han Zhen was about to go in with this woman, Doctor Chang pulled him in and said, "No, Master Han, we don't have any money, how can we listen to this drama in vain." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Han Zhen desperately pulled Doctor Chang and said: "Who said that there is no money, isn't it enough for you to squander so many gold bricks." Besides, what if you don't have money, maybe people will see you look so handsome and give you a big reward for free. ”

If Doctor Chang didn't follow him, he would have to live on the streets, so he had to follow him, but he had no money in his hand, and he had no bottom in his heart.

It was already full of people, and there were many dignitaries sitting in the front row, Han Zhen was sitting in the middle position, and his eyes were a little short-sighted, so he couldn't see the performance on stage clearly. I want to get up and go to the front row.

As soon as he walked to the first row, the two miscellaneous servants pulled him back, and Han Zhen was unconvinced: "What are you pulling me for, I just like to watch the quintessence of the country in the near future." ”

A handyman looked at him disdainfully and said, "This good seat in the first row is either rich or expensive, is it a place for people like you?" ”

Han Zhen thought, speaking of you, grandpa, I used to be the emperor, and I was the most wanted criminal in the imperial court, isn't this not grand enough. Speaking of wealth, I have so many gold bricks on my body, and I can kill people if I smash them.

Han Zhen took out a gold brick and shook it at the handyman, thinking that he was now a gentleman, which was contrary to his principles of being a man, no matter how much it was, he would go crazy once today, haha.

A handyman touched the gold brick and immediately changed his attitude with a smile on his face, pointed to the front row and asked Han Zhendao: "This son, where do you want to sit, pick whatever you want." ”

Han Zhen pointed to the middle seat in the first row and said, "Just where, that position is the most suitable for someone of my status." Go and drive away for me those who occupy it. ”

The two handymen had a difficult face, although this Han Zhen was rich, but the people in the middle couldn't afford to offend themselves.

Han Zhen saw that they were spitting and spitting, slowly and leisurely, so he simply walked forward by himself, and then he saw clearly that the person sitting in the middle was a forty or fifty-year-old man with a big belly. There were two delicate women sitting on either side of this member, looking at their intimacy with him, most of them were his concubines.

When it got closer, Han Zhen was still a little embarrassed, this trouble was too much, how could he grab the seat that people occupied first, he came back in a circle, and when he walked by, the concubine outside the staff pushed Han Zhen and scolded: "Dog slave, stay away, don't disturb grandma watching the play." ”

Han Zhen was angry for a while, but he didn't have a seizure on the spot, and when he came back, he pushed the two miscellaneous servants and said: "I have so many gold bricks, it's enough to buy your theater, can you find me a good position." The enthusiasm you had when you brought me in just now. Forget it, it's boring, I'm still leaving, there is no place to reward so many gold bricks, this is really the most painful thing in life. ”

One handyman smiled mysteriously at the other, and he didn't know what kind of ghost idea he had, Han Zhen grabbed the ears of the two handymen, pulled the two of them over, and said, "Look at the treacherous appearance of your sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, did you think of some ghost idea to fix me?" ”

A miscellaneous servant grinned and said: "This son, don't dare to do it, even if we don't look at your face, we have to look at your gold bricks." We discussed a good solution, and you can see that the first row is already full, and you must not be able to sit anymore. It's easy to solve this problem by allowing you to sit alone in the front of the first row, so your seat is the best here. ”

Han Zhen happily agreed, of course this is good, no one can block his sight.

The two handymen found a bench and put it at the front, and Han Zhen sat down with great pomp. At this time, the doctor came over and was about to sit side by side with him, Han Zhen pushed him aside and scolded: "Dog minion, is this treasure sitting casually by people like you." ”

Just after a while, one of the concubines outside the back kicked Han Zhen fiercely and reprimanded: "Don't move your body around all the time, you can stop me, you know?"

Han Zhen turned his head and replied, "How can you slut do it to me casually." I am a human being and not a mummy, so how can I say that I will not move if I don't move. It's because the stage design is unreasonable. Aren't you just a junior for others, what's there to do? ”

The outsider patted Han Zhen on the shoulder with his palm and said, "Where did you come from, the wild boy, you still don't know the rules, and if you make my sister unhappy, I'll chop you into a few pieces and feed them to the pigs." ”

Han Zhen stood up unscrupulously, stretched, and then sat down slowly.

The other concubine outside the back grabbed one of Han Zhen's ears at once, and threw him to the ground with a flick. The scene was in an uproar, and everyone burst into laughter.

Han Zhen didn't move, sat down slowly, his eyes secretly glanced back, this time the outsider and the two concubines ignored him for a long time.

After a period of literary drama just now, this is a martial arts drama, and a group of dragon and tiger martial artists are neatly turning their heads below, and there is a cheer below.

Han Zhen also forgot about the disagreement with the concubine just now, and watched the martial arts on the stage with great fascination.

Not long after, the two concubines in the back threw the melon seed skin and plum kernel in their hands into Han Zhen's back placket.

Han Zhen stood up and hurriedly shook these things outward, in his opinion, the rivers and lakes were sinister, and the other party might throw some extremely powerful poison at him.

This time he couldn't hold back his anger anymore, and was about to turn his head to fight back, when a little concubine had already kicked him again, he had already taken precautions this time, and directly grabbed one of the little concubine's legs, picked her whole person up, and threw it directly on the stage.

The concubine exclaimed, and was just bumped into by a Wusheng who turned her heels, and fell down to the stage again.

The officer was furious, and immediately took off his outer robe, which was wearing close-fitting armor, and it seemed that he was still a general.

Han Zhen was worried about being hurt, so he jumped directly onto the stage, and at this time, all the martial artists on the stage also stopped, and couldn't help but be a little stunned when they looked at the scene in front of them.

The outsider pointed at Han Zhen and said: "Little rabbit cub, you come down for me, if I don't beat you to a half-cripple today, I won't have the surname Hou." ”

Han Zhen stood on the stage and pointed at him and said, "Grandpa, I just don't like to go down, you have the ability to come up." ”

The waiter jumped out of the field and immediately stood on the stage, and Han Zhen quickly jumped from the stage to the bottom. The waiter laughed, pointed at Han Zhen and said, "You bastard, you don't dare to compete fairly with grandpa, but play hide and seek here, you are not ashamed." ”

Han Zhen said: "Master, I call the thirty-six plans to go first, the soldiers are not tired of cheating, if you have the ability, you can catch me first." Haha, I won't play with you, I'll go first. ”

He was about to run away when a small concubine outside the waiting stage immediately grabbed him. He threw her away, and he was about to run away again, and the concubine stopped him by the waist again, he couldn't break free for a while, and just wanted to shake the concubine away again, but the waiter on the stage had already jumped down and held him firmly in his hands.

The waiter laughed again, threw Han Zhen to the ground, stepped on his chest and said, "How is it, is there anything else to say." ”

Han Zhen said stiffly: "Grandpa, I don't have anything to say, fighting is the business of you barbarians, and I have never liked to do it." ”

At this time, a group of about a dozen people outside broke in violently, and these people were the family members outside the waiting.

A little concubine pinched the shoulder of the waiter and said: "Master, today's off-screen play is very interesting, let's not fight, we must beat him to death if we do." ”

Another concubine also said: "It's not interesting to kill someone, it's better for us to cripple him, and then watch him crawl and crawl like a little caterpillar in the downtown area, that would be more interesting." ”

A concubine said resolutely: "No, you have to listen to me today, that is, to beat him to death, my favorite is to watch the process of people from life to death, you know, master, I like to see dead corpses, the faces of dead corpses are very clean, very pure, just like the blinking stars in the night sky, it seems to have a story, and I like silence." ”

Han Zhen couldn't help but laugh, her opinion of a dead corpse was so beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

The latter concubine said: "No, it's too boring to let him die so happily, I like to see others in pain and helpless." He must not be allowed to die. ”

The two concubines quarreled for a while because of this issue, you pointed at me, I pointed at you, and they were about to fight.

The waiter cleared his throat and shouted: "Don't make trouble, whether you want him to be disabled or let him die, you have to beat him before that." The two concubines agreed to this proposal.

As soon as Han Zhen wanted to speak, a family Ding came over and gagged his mouth firmly with a rag.

The family members were holding wooden sticks in their hands, and they were about to hit Han Zhen. Han Zhen stood up suddenly, grabbed everyone indiscriminately, and wanted to escape, but accidentally caught a woman, this woman was a drama on the stage just now, and she hadn't taken off her makeup at this time.

This woman was originally going to walk over from here, but she didn't know who she tripped over, and she was caught by Han Zhenyi, and this time she actually smashed into a concubine outside the waiting. The little concubine screamed, pushed the play away, and punched and kicked her. There was some kung fu in this scene, and a few dodges turned the little concubine around, and then kicked it out.

Han Zhen was very glad that he had met a helper at this time, which was really good. The dozen or so housekeepers added sticks to the play, and in a short time knocked her to the ground, and then other plays, about twenty or thirty people, these plays, their own kung fu was very good, and it was not long before these housekeepers were beaten to defeat and fled.

Han Zhen had already taken advantage of the chaos to flee outside, and he was still thinking beautifully in his heart, this means that the blessed people don't have to be busy, and they have nobles to help.

After running for a while, I returned to the inn I had booked earlier, and met Dr. Chang head-on. I was immediately angry again, this bastard just saw that he was in trouble, and after standing by and watching, he fled. I wanted to fight with him for a while, but then I might not be able to take advantage of it, and I immediately had a new idea.

On the surface, he was suddenly polite and angry: "Doctor Chang, there was such a mess there just now, I was really worried that those gangsters would hurt you, and now it's great to see that you are okay." ”

Doctor Chang also smiled and said, "Thank you Hongfu, Master Han, how can I have anything to do." But there's a little thing, I'm hungry, shouldn't we have something to eat? ”