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"Old fairy, you're pretty good, aren't you?" the guy asked. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The old god stick is enjoying himself, and he is very unhappy to hear that he still doubts himself like this, but he is still happy to be able to brag about it.

"That's natural, Lao Dao has no more demons left in his life, and after doing so, his merits are almost full, and he is about to ascend to the fairy world. The old god said leisurely.

"Wow, the old fairy is really going to become an immortal?" The guy was frightened, the immortal, right in front of his eyes. Rubbing harder and more attentively, maybe the old fairy will guide himself if he is not careful.

The old god stick screamed in his heart, rubbing so hard, my old bones won't be rubbed apart?

"Lighter. The old god said dissatisfiedly.

"Ah?" The guy was very puzzled, in the eyes of the guy, they were all people who were going to become immortals, the so-called fairy bones, they were definitely not comparable to mortals, and they naturally had to rub it heavily, otherwise it would be tickling, what should I do if I blamed it? Now I heard the old fairy's painful expression, I was very puzzled, but I didn't dare to ask anything.

"Old fairy?" shouted the man.

"Huh?" said the old god stick, continuing to enjoy.

"How did you come from?" the man asked curiously.

"Well, well, it's pretty pleasing to the eye anyway. I'll tell you the old way. The old god said.

The guy looked very moved, looking forward to the old fairy talking.

"When I was just born, the room was full of golden light, and an old man who looked like a Taoist came, and he said that he was the Taishang Laojun, and he wanted to take me away and take me as an apprentice。。。。。。 ”

"The shopkeeper, someone from outside ran in, saying that he saw a pig demon. The man said to the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper glanced at the guy, his face full of disbelief: "How is it possible, the old fairy has already beaten the pig demon away, how can he still come." ”

Before the shopkeeper could finish speaking, the man outside hurried in. Panting and breathless, he said, "Hurry up and hide, the pig demon is here, and it's in my shop." ”

The shopkeeper looked at it, ah, it was an acquaintance: "It's the shopkeeper, why is it in such a hurry." ”

"Shopkeeper Li, hurry up and run for your life, the pig demon is here. Shopkeeper Zhang said hurriedly.

"Hahaha, don't panic. Come on, pour a glass of water for the shopkeeper Zhang. ”

"Oh, my shopkeeper Li, when is this, I still have time to drink tea, hurry up and hide or run for my life. Shopkeeper Zhang said in a panic. After speaking, look around to see where to hide or run for your life.

"Don't go, drink water. Shopkeeper Li pulled the shopkeeper over to the table with one hand.

Shopkeeper Zhang tore open Shopkeeper Li, and looked at Shopkeeper Li as if he was looking at a neurosis, when is this, is there still time to sit here, wait here to die? I don't have that hobby. I didn't accompany me, so I ran for my life.

Shopkeeper Li tightly grabbed Shopkeeper Zhang and didn't let him go.

"Let go, hurry up, madman, psycho. Shopkeeper Zhang said.

"I'm also afraid of the pig demon, but I'm not afraid now, don't worry, shopkeeper Zhang, I'm not crazy, let alone neurotic. Before the shopkeeper Li finished speaking, the man hurriedly said: "We have a master here, a god." The guy said with a proud face.

Shopkeeper Zhang looked at Shopkeeper Li, with a questioning look in his eyes, is it true?

Shopkeeper Li glanced at the guy sideways, blaming him for being too talkative. looked at the shopkeeper Zhang and said: "It's true, there is a great god in my store, and the shopkeeper Zhang will try to put his heart down, don't be afraid." ”

Shopkeeper Zhang looked at the store, except for Shopkeeper Li, there were guys in the store, and there were other people. Not to mention the masters, gods and immortals, the shopkeeper Zhang was very dazed.

"Hahaha. Shopkeeper Li said with a smile: "Don't look at the shopkeeper, the master is no longer here, he is taking a bath." The guy next to him also chimed in.

At this moment, the shopkeeper Zhang put down more than half of his heart. However, the shopkeeper immediately thought: The monster is still in his shop, and if the monster destroys his shop, everything will be over. Of course, life is important, but there is a master in front of you, so it is important to save the store quickly.

"Shopkeeper Li, where is the master immortal?" asked Shopkeeper Zhang anxiously.

"Don't worry, the immortal is bathing at the moment. When he finished bathing, he went to catch the pig demon. Shopkeeper Li said with a smile. He is not afraid at all, there are immortals, are you still afraid of that pig demon?

The shopkeeper is in a hurry, and his belongings will be much less if he is a second late. Anxiously asked the shopkeeper Li: "Where is the immortal bathing?" ”

"It's in the backyard. Shopkeeper Li said.

Shopkeeper Zhang hurriedly walked to the backyard.

"Oh, no, old fairy. "The guy is full of questions.

"What's wrong?" The old god chuckled in his heart, don't see through it, otherwise, his old life will be difficult to protect.

"You are a Taoist priest, how can you say that you are a disciple of Marshal Tianpeng. Marshal Tianpeng is not a Taoist priest!" said the man.

"Ahem, don't pay attention to the details, you just need to know that I'm an immortal who is about to become an immortal. The old god said. But in my heart, I thought: Why does everyone hold on to this braid? The old god man sighed.

"What are you sighing about, old fairy, is there anything else that worries you?" the man asked.

Well, the old god thought to himself, and there were more things to worry about. But he said nonchalantly: "Sigh the world." ”

When the guy heard it, an immortal is an immortal, and it really is not something that a mortal like himself can think.

"Old fairy, old fairy, where are you?" said the shopkeeper loudly outside.

"Who?" the old god stick was very dissatisfied, he was taking a good bath, who would spoil his own fun.

"I'll take a look. As soon as the man opened the door, the shopkeeper entered the door. He saw a scrawny old man in the bath, his brow was full of wrinkles, and his goatee looked a bit fairy-like. Could it be that this is a fairy? The shopkeeper Zhang wondered in his heart.

"Is he an immortal?" asked the shopkeeper Zhang, who nodded heavily.

Now that it has been confirmed, Shopkeeper Zhang did not hesitate, and hurriedly stepped forward and said to the old god: "Old fairy help, the pig demon is here." ”

When the guy heard that the pig demon was coming, he was startled and wanted to run out. On second thought, isn't there a demon catcher here? What am I running?

The old god looked at the panicked person in front of him, and was very puzzled, could it be that there are really monsters?

Shopkeeper Zhang knelt down with a plop: "Ask the old fairy for help, the pig demon is in my house." ”

The old god stick looked at the person in front of him and looked like he was also rich, so the old god stick looked at a bulging money bag dangling in front of him. The old god's eyes flashed, and he said nonchalantly: "Okay, I'll help you catch the demon." ”