Chapter 106 Chinese New Year's Eve Dinner

"Childe, what are you doing?" Qin Qing's voice came from behind Guan Yang. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Guan Yang turned his head to look: "Sister Qingqing, why are you here?"

Qin Qing squatted beside the fire: "Uncle Ming said that you are mysterious in the backyard, I don't know what you are doing, I don't worry about coming over to take a look." ”

Guan Yang estimated that the time was almost up, and pulled out the flower chicken from the fire: "I'm doing this." ”

"It's called Flower Chicken?" Qin Qing likes to eat this the most: "Childe, why did you think of doing this?"

"It's okay, I just want to eat. Guan Yang would not say that he was kicked out of the kitchen, and he was not angry, and he was ready to show them his hand.

Qin Qing wanted to eat very much, but thought of something: "No, today is the Chinese New Year's Eve, you can't eat this." ”

"Why?"

"This is called flower chicken, called flower child food, we eat this in the New Year's is not a good sign. Qin Qing explained.

Guan Yang thought something was wrong: "It turned out to be this, it's okay, it's called Huaji and there is also a name called Fugui Chicken, we don't eat Huaji today, we eat Fugui Chicken." ”

"Is that okay?"

"Why not? Absolutely. Guan Yang said.

"Is it really okay?"

"Absolutely, let's go back. The two of them returned to the front yard with a rooster in their arms.

Dou Yue'er's eyes were sharp: "Childe, what are you taking?"

"Rich chicken. ”

"Childe, isn't this called a flower chicken?" Chu Rongrong wondered.

Guan Yang said: "Fugui Chicken is another name for Huaji, isn't it Chinese New Year's Eve today?" Sister Qingqing said that it is not good to call Huaji, so she will call Fugui******* Chu Rongrong nodded: "I know." ”

"How's the cooking?"

"It's almost, there are still a few dishes, and it's ready to go. ”

"Then I'll go and wait. "When I came to the hall, the table was full of food. Guan Yang took advantage of no one and secretly tasted a few bites.

"How's it taste?"

"Not bad. Guan Yang replied casually, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and turned his head, Chu Rongrong was looking at him with a smile.

Guan Yang immediately changed his words: "What kind of taste? ”

Chu Rongrong glanced at Guan Yang, put the dishes in her hand on the table, turned around and was about to preach, Guan Yang preemptively said: "I remember, there seem to be a few jars of good wine in the wine cellar, I'll move here." After saying that, she ran away, and Su Rongrong had nothing to say.

"System, give me a few jars of good wine. ”

"Okay host, what kind of wine does the host want, and how many years?"

"We have a little more girls here, give me a drink that is suitable for girls, twenty years old. ”

"This system recommends flower carving. Huadiao wine, also known as "champion red" and "daughter red", belongs to rice wine. Huadiao wine evolved from "daughter wine", the wine is soft, the wine color is orange and bright, the wine is fragrant and fragrant, and the wine is sweet and mellow, which is suitable for girls to drink. The system said a lot, Guan Yang clapped and said: "Needless to say, it's all, twenty years." ”

"Good host, three hundred points/altar. ”

"Yes, bring me two altars. ”

"Okay, the twenty-year-old wine has been carved in two jars, and it has been placed in the cellar. ”

Guan Yang came to the wine cellar, which was left by the previous owner of the courtyard, and there was still a lot of wine in it, and two ten-pound wine jars were placed at the entrance of the wine cellar. Guan Yang didn't care about getting dirty, picked up two jars of wine and walked out of the cellar.

"Childe, what kind of wine is this?" Qin Qing didn't like to drink too much, and asked wrinkled when he saw Guan Yang hugging two jars of wine.

Guan Yang said: "This is Huadiao wine, it is rice wine, it is very delicious." ”

"Really?" Qin Qing expressed doubt.

"Of course it's true, you'll know when you taste it. ”

Mo Ming also saw the wine in Guan Yang's hand, as if he hadn't seen it: "Childe, what kind of wine is this?

Guan Yang said: "It was found in a corner of the wine cellar, called Huadiao." As he spoke, he put the wine on the table.

Chu Rongrong was puzzled: "Huadiao, haven't you heard of it?"

"It also has a name, it's called Daughter Red. ”

"It turns out that this is my daughter Hong. ”

"That's right, everybody tastes it, and you won't get drunk. ”

The wine was also served, and the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner was completed, and Chu Rongrong proposed: "Gongzi, say something?"

"Say something?" Guan Yang looked at everyone, and seeing everyone's expectant faces, Guan Yang said, "Then I'll say something." ”

"Ahem!" Guan Yang coughed twice, and the leaders of later generations of scholars said in an official tone: "This, it is fate that we can all come together." That, today is Chinese New Year's Eve, everyone eats and drinks well. This ......" Guan Yang said more and more energetically, and the more he spoke, the smoother he became, and he said for half an hour, completely ignoring the faces of everyone present who had become sauce-colored, and after saying a lot, Guan Yang finally sat down. As soon as a few people breathed a sigh of relief, Guan Yang stood up again: "That, let me add two more sentences...... Several people really wanted to stuff a table of dishes into Guan Yang's mouth, just to be able to block his mouth.

"Well, I'm done, thank you. Finally, Guan Yang bowed. But the expected applause did not appear, but they all looked at him with murderous faces.

"Childe !!!!" Qin Qing broke out first.

"I'm sorry. Guan Yang immediately apologized: "I just want to make a joke?"

"But the food is going to be cold. ”

Guan Yang tasted it: "Where is it cold?"

Chu Rongrong glanced at Guan Yang and played a round: "Okay, don't make any noise, if you quarrel again, the food will really be cold." ”

Because of Guan Yang's spoof, today's atmosphere is not too good, and at the critical moment, Guan Yang said: "It's boring to eat like this, how about I tell you a joke?"

Qin Qing frowned: "It won't be like that just now, right?"

"How come?" Guan Yang said, "Do you want to listen?"

Chu Rongrong arrived: "Childe will say one first." ”

"Then I'll tell you one. Guan Yang searched in his mind and deleted those that were inappropriate: "The son was beaten by his mother, and the son cried and yelled at his father: 'You marry such a wife, are you worthy of me?'"

"Poof!" Chu Rongrong, who reacted relatively quickly, almost squirted out the rice.

"Hahaha......" The others also reacted and couldn't help laughing.

Dou Yue'er rubbed her eyes and smiled: "Le me to death, where did he come from without his mother?"

Even the corners of Long Feiyu's mouth, who was not smiling, were curved.

"Childe, you go on. Qin Qing listened to it funny and urged.

Seeing that everyone was very happy, Guan Yang said, "Then I'll say another one." The son just learned a few words, and he cited the exam questions to test his father, and the father deliberately made a few mistakes, and the son got angry when he saw it, and went to his grandmother with the exam questions: 'Look at the good son you raised?'"

"Hahaha......" Now everyone is happier.

"Childe, one more. ”

"When a person walks home at night after attending a banquet at night, he always feels that he sees a white shadow in the corner of his left eye, and when he looks back, there is nothing... But after walking a few steps, a white shadow floated around and looked around, but I still didn't find it! When I got home, I panicked and told my family about it, and my family said quietly: ......'You have a grain of rice in the corner of your eye.' ’”

"Childe, one more. ”

"Then one more ......" Guan Yang has a lot of such jokes in his head, remove the inappropriate, and the rest is enough for him to say for three days and three nights.

Guan Yang spoke energetically, and the people at the table listened happily. The Chinese New Year's Eve meal was finished, and no one left, just sitting there listening to Guan Yang tell jokes.