"Heaven and earth are infinite, the stars are infinite, the universe is infinite, in this infinite world, you dare to admit that you are the protagonist, who gave you so much confidence?" Shen Sanniang said. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Mochong said: "Heaven and earth, stars, the universe, no matter how big or small it is, there is always a hand in the dark arranging everything, heaven and earth have day and night with sunrise and sunset, the stars are floating freely according to a certain method, everything in the universe has a fixed number, life and death, why can't I frankly say that I am the protagonist?"

"Since you are the protagonist, what are you in heaven and earth, stars, and the universe?" Shen Sanniang said.

Wu Mochong said: "I don't talk to you about Zen theory, of course, I don't understand any of this, I want to say only one thing, in this martial arts, we are now in the world, I am the protagonist." ”

Shen Sanniang said: "You don't have to try to explain these vain things, no matter how you explain it, you can't wash your dirty hands clean." ”

"My dirty hands, do you know that your lover is a killer, and his hands are stained with much more blood than mine. Wu Mochong said.

"His work is his, yours is yours, and if you kill him, I will not allow it. Shen Sanniang glared at Wu Mochong viciously.

"Kill it anyway, you continue to engage in your trap conspiracy, Xiao Ye has a lot of things, here let me kill one of the three gods of the world, and here let Lao Tzu go to the master of the Heavenly Demon Gate, everything can be called a thousand difficulties, such a difficult thing, Lao Tzu is here to chat with you for a long time, and you can't kill me, but well, if you have silver on you, you can chat for a long time, if you don't give money, then let go of this way, as the saying goes, good dogs don't get in the way. Wu Mochong said.

Shen Sanniang said: "I won't give way to you, what can you do?"

Wu Mochong performed a light skill, jumped over her head, and then ran away in an instant.

Shen Sanniang looked at Wu Mochong's figure, smiled coldly, and said, "This revenge is not over." ”

Wu Mochong got rid of Shen Sanniang and began to continue on the road towards the capital, this kind of woman is simply annoyed, endlessly pestering herself, if she is catching up, Wu Mochong can't wait to strip off her clothes and hang her on a tree to beat.

Bored woman, what revenge, just find another man if you have nothing to do, there are so many men in the world, can't you find one who can satisfy you.

Wu Mochong thought so, but, walk, go, go, there was a fork in the road in front, Wu Mochong was lost, and he didn't know which side was the road to the capital, but he raised his eyes and saw a watermelon stall in front of him, and he walked towards the watermelon stall with drooling.

"Hey, the old farmer has a watermelon, it should be ripe, sweet, crisp, unripe, not sweet, not crisp, no money." Wu Mochong said to the old farmer of the melon stall.

The old farmer of the melon stall glared at him and said, "I don't sell this melon!"

Wu Mochong was also stunned, if you don't sell it, you set up a melon stall, there is something wrong, and said, "Why don't you sell it?"

"If you don't sell it, you don't sell it, you don't care why I don't sell it. "The old farmer of the melon stall is also a temperamental person.

"If you don't sell it, pull it down, so can I ask the way?" Wu Mochong said.

"Not really. The old farmer of the melon stall said.

"You can't ask for directions, and you can't sell melons when you open a melon stall, you have a problem. Wu Mochong said.

A young man rushed out of the melon field next to him, looking at Wu Mochong's unkind face, he hurriedly explained over there, and said: "My father is confused, I'll cut a melon for you, should it be cooked, sweet or crispy?"

Wu Mochong nodded, it turned out that the old farmer of this melon stall was really sick, it was estimated that it was Alzheimer's disease or something, forget it, he was also a head of the house, how could he deal with these people, he simply lost his identity.

Wu Mochong swaggered on the chair, watching the guy from the melon stall cut the melon very neatly, Wu Mochong took a bite and began to eat.

On a cool summer day, eating a melon is really refreshing.

"Young man, Uncle Ben asks you, there is a fork in the road ahead, where can I go to the capital?" Wu Mo Chong said to the young man.

"You're going to the capital, no. The young man from the melon stall said.

"Why can't I go to the capital? Wu Mochong didn't quite understand.

"Recently, there have been a lot of things in the capital, on the one hand, the Righteous Path Alliance is going to hold a martial arts conference and elect the leader of the Righteous Path Martial Arts Alliance, and on the other hand, the royal family in the capital is going to hold a martial arts recruitment conference, and it is said that they are going to recruit horses, these two things are not a big deal. The young man from the melon stall said.

"Yo, young man, you know a lot, are you also from the rivers and lakes?" Wu Mochong said.

"I'm not. The young man said shyly.

"Do you know martial arts, how much strength do you have?" Wu Mochong asked.

"I don't know martial arts, I don't go into the stream. ”

"You don't know anything, you know so much, it's not easy. Wu Mochong admired his face.

"What, you are also a martial arts person, a martial arts person actually doesn't read the martial arts daily and the Beijing Daily?" the young man looked at Wu Mochong with a look of surprise.

"What, there is also a daily newspaper, take it out for Uncle Ben to see. Wu Mochong said.

When the young man heard this, he quickly nodded, and said there: "Uncle, wait a minute, I'll look for it, I remember that I still left half a copy of the Beijing Daily after wiping my butt last time, ah, here." ”

The young man took out the daily newspaper that had been torn up from the toilet from under the table and handed it to Wu Mochong's hand.

Sure enough, it is recorded that the capital is going to recruit a martial arts conference, and it is said that the martial arts conference of the right way starts on the same day, and the two sides will hold it for a week, and the royal family of the capital wants to recruit a horse, and the right way wants to promote a righteous martial arts alliance leader.

This time, Jeongdo and the royal family of the capital actually held an unrelated event at the same time, but some people felt that it was ......

Just saw this, no, Wu Mo was worried about this, and said to the young man: "Is there the other half of it, this half is gone, what about the back?"

The young man was stunned for a while, and said, "The other half of me is used to wipe my buttocks, if you really want to see it, I'll find a spoon for you to fish, can you see it?"

"Forget it, this kind of, don't look at it, just know it, don't fish it. Wu Mochong hurriedly waved his hand, what kind of joke are you making, you can still see it when you catch it, it's just dirty.

"By the way, why do you say that it's not good to go to the capital, here is the right way to open a martial arts conference, and there is a martial arts competition to recruit relatives, both sides are open, I don't know how lively it is, you can't say this kind of once-in-a-century liveliness, I don't know what you young man thinks. Wu Mochong said.

The young man from the melon stall said: "The general trend of the world, the division of a long time must be together, a long time must be divided, I have never heard of the martial arts people in the martial arts conference since I was a child, and I have never heard of the court holding any martial arts competitions to recruit relatives, this suddenly the surface is going to hold various conferences, in fact, to put it bluntly, under the fierce undercurrent, there must be a conspiracy, so I said that it is not a good thing to go to the capital now." ”

"Young man, you are so promising, you are not a person in the martial arts, you can actually analyze so many things in the martial arts, he will be able to become famous in the world if he reads more books every day. Wu Mochong said.

The guy from the melon stall smirked and said, "Yes, borrow your auspicious words, my name will definitely be famous in the world in the future." ”

"I don't know the young man's surname?" Wu Mochong asked.

"the dog!" said the young man, straightening his back.

"Well, good name, so domineering. Wu Mochong said.

Zhang Goudan said: "Don't laugh at me, I know our name soil, but the more soil the name, the longer you live." ”

Wu Mochong nodded, and said it very reasonably.

Zhang Goudan said: "I really want to go to the capital to have a look, and I don't want to sell fruits in this melon stall for the rest of my life." ”

Wu Mochong's heart moved, he just didn't know the road, and said, "Do you want to go together?"

Zhang Goudan said: "Then what should my father do, he has such a violent temper and temperament, maybe he will fight with people, and I still can't leave." ”

Wu Mochong said: "Is there no one in your village? Just find someone to watch, and I'll give you the money." ”

Zhang Goudan's eyes lit up and said, "How embarrassing this is." ”

Wu Mochong said: "Anyway, I don't know the way to the capital, when the travel fee is given to you, you should be a guide for me." ”

"Hey, I'll go talk to my dad, and then I'll go to the village and find an adult to come and watch my dad. Zhang Goudan smiled and looked very happy.

Seeing that Zhang Goudan was going back to the village, Wu Mochong called out to him and said there: "Go back to the village and try to find a widow." ”

Zhang Goudan didn't know why, and asked, "Why are you looking for a widow?"

"Isn't your father short-tempered, he is angry all day long, women are made of water, maybe find a widow, your father can't be angry. Wu Mochong said.

Zhang Goudan said: "Every sentence you say is a golden and jade good word, it really makes sense, then I will go to the village and ask the widow if she is willing to take care of my father, eldest brother, will you give money when you come?"

"Yes, I'll give you thirty taels first, you can do it. Wu Mochong threw him thirty taels of silver.

Seeing Zhang Goudan go happily, Wu Mochong began to eat melons there again, and Zhang Goudan's father next to him ran to the melon field to see the melons.

The road looked deserted, and Wu Mochong sat for a long time, but he didn't see a person passing by here again.

Soon, Zhang Goudan summoned the widow Wu in the village, who was very handsome, and promised very happily there.

Father Zhang came up from the field, heard that his son was leaving, and when he saw Widow Wu, his old face was slightly red, and he said to his son: "Son, go early, be careful on the road." ”

"Dad, I must go early and return early, don't worry. Zhang Goudan said.

His father was drinking a bowl of water, and when he heard Zhang Goudan say this, he almost choked on his nose, and hurriedly said: "How prosperous the capital is, it's okay for you to stay with this uncle for a few more months, you don't have to rush back, here is your Aunt Wu here, I'm not worried." ”

Zhang Goudan wanted to say a few more words, but he was hooked by Wu Mochong's neck and began to walk towards the capital, this time Wu Mochong actually had a companion, and he was also very excited.

The two walked on the country road, and Wu Mochong asked: "Why is there so few pedestrians on this road, it seems that no one has been to the capital recently." ”

Zhang Goudan said: "Some time ago, there were a lot of talents, as few as dozens of people every day, as many as hundreds of people, obviously the people who should go to the capital have arrived, so there are very few passers-by and pedestrians, it is estimated that the two of us should be the last to go to the capital." ”

Wu Mochong nodded, I see.

I don't know what adventures will be in the capital this time, but he is the protagonist, and I hope that the drunkard of Master Rabbit will not mess around with things.

Wu Mochong was so cranky, while bragging with Zhang Goudan, a master with a young man who didn't know anything finally came to Luoyang a few days later.

Luoyang, the capital city, is really prosperous, prosperous, prosperous, how prosperous it is, there are 50,000 restaurants alone, 100,000 brothels alone, thousands of streets alone, hundreds of millions of people alone, so crowded, walking to the street, you can't see the second person in front of you if you are low, why do you know so much, these things are all guessed by Wu Mochong.

Wu Mochong led Zhang Goudan to find an inn and wanted to stay for the time being, but as a result, the innkeeper said: "I'm sorry, guest officer, the room is full, you go to the next one." ”

The two went to the next one, but the result was still these few words, the two went to the next one, and after going seven or eight like this, Wu Mochong was really angry, he broke into an inn, and when he saw the innkeeper coming over, he looked embarrassed, he grabbed the innkeeper's collar and beat the innkeeper violently, and then went towards the second floor of the inn.

Wu Mochong casually found a room and kicked it open, but a man and a woman in the room were undressed and were lying on the bed, seeing Wu Mochong rushing in, the man was obviously a martial arts master, pointing at Wu Mochong and saying: "Who are you, you didn't knock on the door and broke in, damn it, you are still watching, my woman you dare to look casually, do you know who I am, uncle?"

Wu Mochong didn't say a word, rushed over, brought up the person, pressed him to the ground and beat him violently, his fist hit the man like a torrential rain, and the man cried and shouted for his mother, and his parents screamed, begging Wu Mochong to spare his life.

After beating this kid, Wu Mochong also beat him very well, and glanced at the woman lying on the bed, and the woman exclaimed, "What are you going to do?"

The man on the ground also hugged Wu Mochong's leg and said, "Don't, don't bully the women of my family." ”

Where is this, Wu Mochong said: "I just told you to get out of here!"

When the men and women heard this, they hurriedly packed up their things, forgot to take some of their clothes, and quickly fled like lost dogs.

The woman was still a little discouraged when she left, and while throwing flattering glances at Wu Mochong, Wu Mochong almost broke out with an evil fire.

Nowadays, women are really waves, and a man can't be satisfied.

Wu Mochong sneered, let Zhang Goudan in, and then the two began to clean up the room, and they lived here at this time.

"Dog, you have to remember that the world doesn't reason with you, and if you have a fist, you have to talk with your fist. Wu Mochong said.

"However, I want to use my brain to speak in the future!" Zhang Goudan said.

"It's easy to be bullied if you talk with your brain!" Wu Mochong said.

Zhang Goudan nodded and said, "If you can't make sense with your brain, then use your fists." ”

"The child can be taught. Wu Mochong said.

The two of them packed up their beds, lay down on the soft bed, and soon fell asleep. (To be continued.) )