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"I am a disciple of Marshal Tianpeng, and I hold 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info can catch demons and exorcise demons, and down can tell fortunes to change lives. Old man, look at this brother's face is yellow, and the clouds cover the top! A catastrophe is coming, but fortunately, brother, you met me... ”

"Get out, Lao Tzu's face is yellow and he is hungry, don't talk in vain, Lao Tzu has no money. ”

"Talking about money hurts feelings, meeting is fate, I made up your friend. ”

"Oh, what are you looking at the water in my bowl?"

"Your bowl of water is not clean, the old man will come and see. ”

The old god took the water from the bowl, first looked at it very carefully, and sighed. The man next to him was very strange, and his hand unconsciously touched his stomach. The old man glanced at him, smiled slyly, and drank it down.

It wasn't enough, but it quenched my thirst.

"Why are you drinking my water dry?"

"What do you think of your stomach?"

"It's fine. ”

"That's right, I tried, the water is fine, you can rest assured. After saying that, the old god patted him on the shoulder and swaggered away.

That person touched his stomach in place and felt, it's okay, then he... Looking at the back of the old god stick, I suddenly realized, Nima, I was deceived!

"Old god stick, leave and give me back the water. ”

The old god stick looked behind him, and the fog grass was actually chasing after him, wasn't it just a bowl of water? I didn't have time to think about it, so I ran in a hurry.

Finally ran into the town, the old god stick let out a sigh of relief, and sighed that life was difficult! Life is getting more and more difficult, and this profession is very difficult now! Although it looks tall, what a disciple of Marshal Tianpeng, who has 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, can also change his life.

The old god let out a sigh of relief, alas, the life of a liar is really not easy. Even lied to a bowl of water, but was chased a long way.

But no matter what, for the sake of life, for the sake of the stomach, you still have to survive. The old god stick calmed down, tidied up his whole body, and put on an otherworldly appearance. Straightened his throat and swallowed his saliva. Began to scream.

"I am a disciple of Marshal Tianpeng, and I have 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals. You can catch demons and exorcise demons, change your life after class, and ask the doctor for a pulse... After the old god stick finished shouting, he suddenly realized that something was wrong. The town was silent, and there was no one in the town. After the old god stick looked at it for a while, his legs shook unconsciously, could it be...

The old god stick hurriedly stopped the terrible scene that came to mind, and the most taboo thing about walking the rivers and lakes was to be afraid of the east and the west. All demons and monsters are deceitful, and with my own experience, I haven't seen it on any occasion.

The old god stick looked at the quiet town, a little confused, and at this time, the old god stick's stomach rumbled. The old god touched his stomach, saw a shop, looked back left and right, and entered the store leisurely.

There was no one in the store, it was very quiet, the old god looked east and west, and found no trace of people, so the first thing was to find food to fill his stomach.

The old god slipped into the kitchen, and to the old god's surprise, the food in the kitchen was not touched. But it does make people feel very hurried, the old god stick didn't think about it, and he didn't think about it so much, so he would fill his stomach first.

The old god stick has a chicken leg in his left hand, and his right hand keeps stuffing things into his mouth, I don't know how long he has been hungry, and he eats hard like a full ghost.

Woo, woo. The old god stick was stuck, and because he ate too quickly, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was very uncomfortable, so he hurriedly looked for water to drink.

"Ahh ”

The old god man stopped, found that there was no one in the kitchen, suspected that he was hallucinating, and walked around in place to find water to drink, it was really uncomfortable to be stuck.

"Ahh ”

Huh? It's that voice again. The old god was sure that he had heard correctly, and looked around in discomfort, but found nothing. Is it another hallucination? The old god's heart is pounding, could it really be that there is something like that?

I couldn't help but shudder and took a step back.

"Ahh ”

At this moment, the old god stick was frightened, and he followed the sound, his face turned the color of pig liver, and he swallowed the food of the card owner with great difficulty. Finally, I found water in the jar and drank it regardless of it. It doesn't matter what kind of demons and monsters he is, he will drink the water first.

The stomach was full, and the old god stick was full, and the stomach finally stopped making trouble. However, my heart beat faster. What the hell was going on with the sound just now? The old god stick looked at the broken mat and trembled slightly, huh? What is that?

The old man found a stick, and stopped when he walked to the broken mat. There are words in the mouth, and some incantation is being recited. It's really strange to find comfort when you know something is fake.

After the old god stick gave himself courage, he lightly took the stick to break the mat, and found that the broken mat trembled more obviously. After glancing in the direction of the door, the old god picked up the mat and lifted it vigorously.

"Ah, don't kill me, don't kill me. ”

The old god picked up the mat and immediately ran to the door, and then to the great surprise of the old god stick, the mat was wrapped in a person, trembling there, saying the vague words Don't kill me and eat me.

The old god stick finally relaxed his hanging heart, and it turned out to be a false alarm.

The old god walked in generously, and said to the middle-aged man who spoke indistinctly, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, what's wrong with the donor?"

The middle-aged man heard that it was someone talking and looked up. It is a Taoist-like old man, who looks like a fairy, but there is a hint of cunning between his eyebrows and eyes. The middle-aged man let out a long sigh of relief, got up and walked out of the kitchen first, and then felt a little relieved that there was nothing outside. looked at the old Taoist priest and said, "Have you ever seen a monster?"

The old god stick looked at the middle-aged man's empty and frightened eyes, and felt that he was talking nonsense, where did the monster come from in the daylight. Hey, aren't you a demon hunter, and here's your chance.

The old god stick looked very spirited and said, "Youqi, naturally, I have encountered it." ”

The middle-aged man exclaimed, carefully looking at the old Taoist priest in front of him, feeling incredible.

In the stunned eyes of the middle-aged man, the old god said leisurely: "I beat you away." ”

Ahh He's just an old man over half a hundred years old, and the pig demon is one story high. Could it be that he is lying to himself? Everyone is afraid in front of the monster, but he is calm and natural, could it be that the old fairy in front of him is really the old fairy?

Of course, the old god stick saw the middle-aged man's thoughts, waved his long sleeves, and said loudly: "I am a disciple of Marshal Tianpeng. ”