Chapter 6: Oh, stupid human

Dr. Bai leaned on her long desk, her legs crossed and her shoulders folded, her eyes hidden under the black frames of her glasses, and she cleared her throat, "Tell me, what do you think is the case?"

"Huh?" Chen Bo was stunned for a moment, then thought about his situation, "Maybe it's a little auditory hallucination......

"Auditory hallucinations?" Doctor Bai gently brushed a strand of hair behind his ear, and said in his heart that he had seen a lot of young people like this, usually just bored and lonely, and then began to think that he had a terminal illness or something, and he could make himself sick if he was not sick, "Is it a buzzing sound or something else?"

"It's a title, a bit of a special title. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Chen Boluo lowered his head, a little embarrassed, "I heard a lot of people call me - adult. ”

"My lord?" said Dr. Bai as he lifted his glasses and said with a slight surprise.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Chen Bo nodded vigorously with certainty, "Just call me my lord." ”

"Are you sure it's an auditory hallucination? isn't someone really calling you that?" Doctor Bai glanced at Chen Bo, his eyes were sharp and quick, clean jeans, neat T-shirt, fresh hairstyle, and neat and clean nails, if such a person is perverted, he should take the path of SM, not auditory hallucinations!

"I'm not sure either," Chen Bo was puzzled by this matter, what he wanted to prove was whether those people really called him 'Lord Immortal Envoy', or if he thought they called him that, "That's why I came to take a look!"

"Are there any other things besides auditory hallucinations that you can't be sure of? such as headaches, irritability, depression, pain?" Dr. Bai leaned forward with one hand, his voice softer and softer.

"Nope. Chen Bo thought about it for a while, but he couldn't figure out where he was irritable.

"In your case, I can give you two suggestions, one is that I will prescribe some calming medicine for you first, and you will go home and continue to observe, and the other is that you will be hospitalized for observation for two days. Dr. Bai said very pertinently.

"Wait a minute!" Chen Bo raised his arm, and a big smile appeared on his face, "Doctor Bai, can you do me a favor?"

Seeing that clean and youthful smile, the doctor's sister's heart jumped violently, which made her involuntarily think of the person on the screensaver, and she said without hesitation, "What's the hurry?"

"Just help me have a chat?" Chen Bo was very excited and excited! If Doctor Bai chatted with those four neuropaths, then it meant that it couldn't be his identity at all! Coupled with so many coincidental things happening in so many days, Chen Bo felt that he had vaguely believed that he had joined the Heavenly Court!

Dr. Bai took the mobile phone handed by Chen Bo in confusion and saw the content displayed on the screen.

White Rabbit Milk Bully: "I'm really angry with my aunt and grandmother! The ladyboy next door robbed the fans in my live broadcast room, and now he still wants to snatch my heart! I really want to spray him with red ink and let him know how to write the word 'death'!"

Self-bound sadness: "Yo he, the milk bully doesn't spray milk, but also sprays ink, amazing, amazing existence!"

White Rabbit Milk Bully: "Stinky Moth, I will never let you go this time! You wait, I will definitely tear your hands and fry them! If you can't do it, I swear not to be a person!"

Feng Meow: "Reminder, milk tyrant, you are not a human, you are a demon." ”

Tarzan is free: "Ahem, +1"

Self-bound sadness: "+1, milk bully, you want to be a man and wait for the next life!"

Taishan was free: "Ahem, plug in a building, you can help me contact the immortal envoy, my gifts are ready, and I haven't arrived at the address yet!"

Self-bound sadness: "The immortal envoy seems to have gone to a mental hospital, and he should have gone to Zhu Sanfat's mission." If you want me to say that this time the immortal envoy was in a hurry, this hot potato is not easy to take!"

Feng Meow: "Zhu Sanfat and Snake Jingbing, how did these two go to the mental hospital?"

In a dark cave deep in the mountains, the ubiquitous white silk mesh hangs on a round, one-foot-long cocoon in the middle of the cave.

Self-bound sadness: "That's a long story!"

Feng Meow: "Hehe, [indifferent expression] then you will make a long story short. ”

At this time, Chen Bo suddenly grabbed the mobile phone screen in Dr. Bai's hand, covering the content that appeared below, and he smiled a little shyly, "Doctor Bai, you have also seen the content in this group, right?"

Dr. Bai's face was full of excitement, first surprised, then calm with a wise smile, and now radiating like the goddess of wisdom, "I have seen all of this. ”

Chen Bo breathed a sigh of relief in a trance, maybe the three views had already been subverted, or maybe he hadn't lived the three views at all, but he didn't want to admit it all the time and was afraid to admit it.

But Chen Bo thought about it again, and these contents were seen 0-0 by Doctor Bai! "White, Doctor Bai ......"

Doctor Bai gently patted Chen Bo's shoulder like an elder, and then exuded the aura of the Holy Mother, "You don't have to worry, just look at the non-mainstream names of these people, you can know that these people are either secondary two, or they are playing pranks on you!

Chen Bo was so moved that he was about to cry, Doctor Bai, Sister Bai! Do you know? Just now, I was still doubting the truth of all this, and I am still a normal person who has no problem in your mouth! But now, I really believe it!

I believe that those people in the group may really be demons, not shemales! And Heavenly Court is really not the top 500 company, but the Heavenly Court that moves mountains and reclaims the sea, and immortals soar!

Chen Bo shyly and moved to hold Dr. Bai's little hand, "Thank you, Dr. Bai, I have finally found my true self now!"

Doctor Bai twitched his hand, "Hehe," the hand didn't pull out, "Hehe!" finally pulled out his hand, "Okay, since there is no problem, just prescribe a calming medicine for you, just take the card to the counter and pay the diagnosis fee and medicine fee and leave." ”

"What?" Chen Bo swallowed.

"The diagnosis is five hundred yuan an hour," Dr. Bai said with a hidden smile, and behind her black glasses was her wise and murderous gaze, "give you my business card, you can contact me again if you have something." ”

Chen Bo was stunned and pushed out of the door by Doctor Bai, and it took him a long time to react, what he had to do next was to get the two goblins out of the mental hospital!

Dr. Bai closed the door and took out his mobile phone again, only to see that the screen of the mobile phone displayed six white and tender abdominal muscles, and then the picture turned into a beautiful spoon-to-spoon action, and a handsome cream boy showed a seductive smile at the screen, "Honey, I'll cook for you!

The sweet and greasy voice made Dr. Bai cover his little heart beating wildly, only to see countless hearts, yachts, planes, and cars on the mobile phone screen!

Not to be outdone, Dr. Bai recharged two thousand yuan again, "You all get out of the way, Xiao Baibai is mine!"

......

Chen Bo got out of the mental hospital and quickly took out his mobile phone to look through the chat history.

Self-bound sadness: "Originally, I was quite optimistic about Zhu Sanpang and Snake Jingbing, a pair of childhood sweethearts, and I blamed Snake Jingbing for being willing to die!"

White Rabbit Milk Bully: "No to do の belt!"

Self-bound sadness: "In the past two years, Snake Jingbing has read too many sadomasochistic novels, so he imitated the amnesia of sadomasochistic dog blood, and sealed his own and Zhu Sanpang's love memories with a concentric forbidden spell, it is said that when the love between him and Zhu Sanpang came again, it was the time when they unlocked the dusty memory! ”

White Rabbit Milk Bully: "I was beaten to a mental hospital!

Self-bound sorrow: "I was sent to a mental hospital by our immortal envoy." ”

Feng Meow: "Hehe, what a stupid human. ”

White Rabbit Milk Bully: "Beware of the fairy envoy coming to pump you!"

Feng Meow: "Hehe, it's just a stupid human." ”

Chen Bo's face was full of black lines, and he said in his heart that the contract book had to go back and take a look, it seemed that his duty was to manage the little demons, and the welfare should always have something special besides money, otherwise how could a mortal manage this group of unruly little demons? With blood and love is not enough!

Besides, this group of little demons called him "Lord Immortal Envoy"! What does this mean? This shows that Chen Bo must be privileged!

"I'm actually an employee of Heavenly Court now!" Chen Bo showed a bright smile, and let the nurse sister on the side see it, hesitating whether to give this child a visit to the neurology department.

Thinking of the legendary immortal who flew into the sky and moved mountains and reclaimed the sea, Chen Bo couldn't help but get excited, if such a world really exists, he now has the opportunity to take a look, he must seize it!

Self-bound sadness: "Hehe, if you want me to say, our immortal envoy is also a master who can do it, and he sent people to a mental hospital, and he had to run over to get people out by himself, interesting, really interesting!"

Feng Meow: "Stupid human [cat slave kneeling and singing conquest map]"

Taishan was relieved: "Fortunately, the old man has prepared a gift for the next immortal envoy." ”

Self-bound sadness: "I just received news that the immortal envoy has come out of the Jinger Mental Hospital!"

Chen Bo looked around, he couldn't even see a bird, he really couldn't figure out where he got the news of "self-bound sadness", he could only guess that this group of goblins had special abilities.

Chen Bo was angry, and his phone edited text on the screen.

Wielding a sword to fight the world: "Fellow goblins, I am Chen Bo, your new immortal envoy." ”

It's a very ordinary self-introduction, but as the first sentence of formal contact, such an opening should be okay!

Taishan was free: "Haha, the immortal envoy is good!"

Feng Meow: "......"

Feng Meow threw the phone under the bed with a "snap", looked at the cat slave holding the cat backpack, and said in his heart, "The pill was discovered by the stupid immortal envoy, and he is coming to smoke me!"