Marshal Tianpeng stood at the South Heavenly Gate, oh no, from this moment on, Marshal Tianpeng is not Marshal Tianpeng. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info was removed from his position as Marshal of Tianpeng in the name of blaspheming fairies and flirting lightly, and at the same time, he was also deprived of his immortal status and sent to the mortal world.

Tianpeng stood dumbfounded, looking down at the shadows in the smooth stone slab under his feet, thinking heavily: Why? Why am I so handsome but not favored by Fairy Chang'e, why can a few words from the Jade Emperor win her smile? Is he very handsome? Not handsome at all, just an old man!

Tianpeng didn't understand that he and Fairy Chang'e were young talents, talented and beautiful. Why does Fairy Chang'e not like herself, but like the Jade Emperor?

What Tianpeng didn't understand was that the Queen Mother was so beautiful, why didn't the Jade Emperor like it, but secretly ran to the Moon Palace with the Queen Mother on his back every day; the Jade Emperor didn't cherish it too much, didn't he know that all the immortals would secretly peep at the Queen Mother? Especially the clairvoyant, he always showed off in front of everyone and said what he saw, and he always said very loudly how the sound of the Queen Mother's sleep was so turbulent.

Everyone is drooling, why is the Jade Emperor still secretly running to the Moon Palace? Everyone agrees on the beauty, why can't the Jade Emperor see it?

Perhaps, if it weren't for the Queen Mother, Tianpeng would still be Marshal Tianpeng, the Marshal Tianpeng who manages 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals.

One day, the Queen Mother brought Tianpeng and told Tianpeng that you should secretly spy on the Jade Emperor and tell me everything you have.

Tianpeng knelt down and said that he didn't dare, how could the Jade Emperor be monitored by himself.

The Queen Mother was displeased, but she said nothing.

Both of them were silent, and Canopy felt embarrassed, so he said goodbye.

The Queen Mother said, "Am I beautiful?"

How could Tianpeng not know the beauty of the Queen Mother, the beauty of the Queen Mother is invincible in the eyes of the immortals. No one dared to say anything, they could only look secretly, discuss secretly, and drool secretly.

Tianpeng didn't dare to look at the queen mother, he lowered his head, but his heart was full of mixed feelings, what should he do? Should he praise the queen mother properly? If he didn't praise him, he was afraid that he would fall to death while walking and choke to death while eating; but if he praised him? Will he be sentenced to the queen mother lightly, and he will be accused of misdeeds and will be beaten into a place of no return?

Tianpeng said, it was getting dark, I was short-sighted, afraid of wrestling, and the minister retired.

You look up. The Queen Mother said.

The moment he raised his head, the eyes of the canopy did not astigmatize, and all the focal lengths were concentrated and fell on the peak of the Queen Mother, and the nose still had bright red blood. At this moment, the canopy felt like time was frozen, and everything was still. What kind of feeling is that, I can't say what kind of canopy it is, it's just very attractive, and the attracted canopy forgets that he just said that it was getting dark and that he was short-sighted.

At this moment, a peacock flew over at a fast speed, and in an instant, took out the eyes of the canopy. The canopy felt that the sky had darkened in an instant, and the sky had never been dark, okay? The canopy hesitated and pondered. After the aftertaste, the corners of my eyes began to ache sharply. Touch the eyes with your hands, which are stained with slimy liquid, while the eyes. It has also become hollow!

Tiancang knelt heavily on the ground, begging the Queen Mother for forgiveness. And the maid on the side said sternly: "Bold, how can you peep into the queen mother? ”

Tianpeng kowtowed and begged for mercy, saying that he didn't mean to.

The Queen Mother tidied up her clothes and said with a pleasant face: "Marshal Tianpeng, is you still willing to help me monitor the Jade Emperor's every move?"

Tianpeng knew that there was a play, he would not be beaten into a catastrophe, and he could restore his light, so he was naturally very happy, and hurriedly kowtowed and promised to say yes.

At that time, the canopy was very depressed and distressed. Under the persecution of the Queen Mother, he embarked on the road of monitoring the Jade Emperor, and it can also be said that half of his legs have embarked on the road of no return. Tianpeng has no choice, he has to do it, otherwise, the queen mother will make Tianpeng ruined in minutes. So, the canopy is gambling.

On a sunny morning, Tianpeng began to move, and he secretly followed behind the Jade Emperor and hid himself well. For example, the Jade Emperor didn't even find the canopy.

Out of the South Heavenly Gate, looking in the direction of the Moon Palace, the Moon Palace was starry and beautiful. Tianpeng was stunned, no wonder the Jade Emperor liked to go so much, and he was also full of longing at this moment. I'm afraid I'll never want to return.

Tianpeng let go of the burden in his heart, his mood was very smooth, and his heart instantly did not suppress and felt liberated. I really want to come to the god of the liberated area! Accompany the Jade Emperor to see the scenery, wahahahaha...

The Moon Palace is very beautiful, Tianpeng has never been here before, Tianpeng hates himself at the moment, why hasn't he been to such a beautiful place?

Walking inside, I didn't find the Jade Emperor, Tianpeng was not in a hurry, and the Jade Emperor was not a child anymore, and he would not get lost. Besides, he is the Lord of all vehicles!

Tianpeng was nostalgic for the scenery around him, and muttered to himself: "Only someone as handsome as me can be worthy of such a beautiful scene." ”

"Why are you so shameless?" came a voice of disdain.

Tianpeng is speechless, am I shameless? I am too face-saving, I am so handsome, the scenery is so beautiful, perfect match!

Tianpeng didn't pay attention to the man's disdain, and continued to walk forward, in a good mood, if he stayed here longer, maybe he wouldn't need Taishang Laojun's golden pill.

There is a palace not far in front, very gorgeous, full of bells, as soon as the wind blows, the bells ring, like a gentle song, people want to fall asleep immediately, very peaceful to have a good dream. Tianpeng slowly closed his eyes and began to enter the dream realm, and the back of his head was knocked with a stick. Tianpeng was annoyed, and when he turned around, he saw that it was the person who had despised him just now.

"Who are you, and why are you knocking on this handsome stick?" asked Tianpeng angrily.

"My name is Wu Gang. "You're welcome.

"I'm asking why you knocked on this handsome stick. Tianpeng looked at the other party's provocation, was very angry, and immediately took out his artifact and pointed it at Wu Gang.

"Another voyeur, huh. "Wu Gang still looks very bad.

"What is peeping, Ben Shuai saw the beautiful scenery here, so he came to admire, how can he say that he is peeping? Could it be that he is peeping at your toad?" Tianpeng taunted Wu Gangdao, through the eyes of the law, Tianpeng noticed that there was a toad in front of him, although he became human, but his appearance was always a toad.

"Don't say it so grandiosely, the one who just went in didn't say that either! they're all so old, with a big beard, and they peep at the scenery. Wu Gang looked at these fake immortals who used to enjoy the scenery as a cover-up at every turn, and he was very contemptuous.

Poor Tianpeng was so innocently shot, in other words, Tianpeng is here to monitor, not to peep.