"Quickly pass the imperial dining room and get me some food!"

The ministers looked at each other, thinking that this emperor was really strange from head to toe, was he still in the mood to eat at this time?

The eunuch brought some snacks, and Han Zhen asked him to put them next to Grandpa Chang, and he immediately relented and went to grab those snacks. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wan Idiot naturally let go of his mouth, he touched his empty stomach, grabbed a piece of snack and ate it.

Han Zhen couldn't help but worry when he looked at the bitten and bleeding arm, if this spread to the people, maybe someone would say that the emperor led two dog demons to the court, and they didn't feed them, and then they wanted to eat the emperor's meat......

Wan Idiot arranged Zhou Qingqing and Tang Mei to different nearby palaces, and only Han Zhen was left in the new dormitory.

Han Zhen was so tired that he didn't want to get up as soon as he got into bed, so he asked Wan Idiot to take Chang Gonggong to retreat, and he fell asleep after a while.

I woke up in the afternoon, and suddenly remembered that I and a few idiots were just demons in the painting, and the original body was dead, how to restore the original body, where to find some monks and Taoists to solve this problem?

"There are assassins, protect the emperor!"

"Move fast! No one can afford to take responsibility if something happens!"

He heard it clearly, and scolded: "Your grandmother, this is my rest time, don't you assassins usually come at night, who is assassinating during the day! It's just brain-dead, I want to see what this stupid thief looks like!"

He was about to go out, and Wan Idiot hurriedly rushed in with Chang Gonggong in his arms: "Your Majesty, it's not good! The assassin may know that you don't have Chang Gonggong by your side, so he is looking for an opportunity to kill you!"

Han Zhen was a little angry, so he wanted me to take a breath, at least to turn me back into a human being.

Han Zhen looked at Wan Idiot's appearance again, felt funny, and couldn't help but scold: "Why do you hold Chang Gonggong everywhere, and when I look at it, I think you are a child." Is there any good way to protect me?"

"Your Majesty, this assassin is too bad to come, I haven't had time to set a trap yet, why don't we exchange clothes for the time being, and then you run and let the assassin chase me." ”

Han Zhen sighed: "Do you think you have any good ideas, this is all a bad idea, how many assassins are here?"

"There was only one person. ”

Han Zhen was a little relieved when he heard this, and Wan Idiot continued: "Although it is one, he has already killed thirty or forty of our guards. ”

"What? Are these guards paper-mâché! Even if I had thirty or forty dogs, I would be able to cripple this assassin to pieces!"

As he spoke, the assassin came in with a large sword, his face was full of flesh, he was in his thirties, shirtless.

Han Zhen secretly thought, this product is really like a pork seller, isn't it good to sell your pork well, you can become a rich man if you have good meat and many customers, if the assassin is caught, he will only be chopped as a pig.

The big man had already slashed over with a knife, and Wan Idiot hurriedly blocked in front of Han Zhen and shouted: "Slow! Anyway, we will die under your knife, then let's die, who sent you?"

Dahan pushed the idiot monk away and snorted viciously: "My name is Zhang Dong!"

Han Zhen thought that someone really dared to report this murderer, so he immediately asked: "It doesn't matter if your name is Zhang Dong or Zhang Xi, we are asking who sent you." There are thousands of people called Zhang Dong all over the world, and your name is no more ordinary, neither elegant nor creative. ”

Dahan's face turned red when he heard this, and he scolded: "I don't know how many people praise me for getting this name, even Princess Yao praises me for the meaning of the sun rising in the east, and I will do a lot in the future!"

"It turned out that Yao Ting sent you, then it's easy to do, everyone is their own people. For your own sake, I advise you to change your name. Han Zhen said this, thinking in his heart that if Yao Ting is not removed, I will really never have peace.

The Han Zhang Dong said coldly: "You dog emperor is a treacherous villain, how can Princess Yao be her own person with you, the usurper thief emperor!"

The sound of the guards walking outside was getting closer and closer, and Zhang Dong knew that this was the last chance, so he clenched the big knife and slashed at Han Zhen. This knife is so powerful that if you want to cut directly at him, he will definitely be cut in two.

"Wait a minute, I have something to say. The big man had to stop again.

Han Zhen continued: "Actually, I am not the emperor, I am the stand-in sent by General Yao to the emperor, and the real emperor is General He. But ......"

Zhang Dong replied: "You can make it clear, it makes my head messy." ”

Han Zhen laughed in his heart, pretending to be very serious on the surface, but he made up nonsense to disturb Zhang Dong's thinking, and said: "It's right, this matter is very complicated, in fact, Yao Ting was originally a man, and later a woman dressed as a man, General He is actually Xianzong, and Xianzong is me, who am I, my younger brother is the illegitimate son of Xianzong, that is to say, ......"

The expression on Zhang Dong's face was very painful, and he was still very messy, so he had to ask Han Zhendao: "I don't care so much, I just want to ask, who are you?"

Han Zhen couldn't help laughing, patted Zhang Dong on the shoulder with a serious face and said, "I am Yao Ting, in fact, I am a woman." So we have to start from the beginning. ”

Wan Idiot went to the dragon couch and picked up Han Zhen's quilt, and saw the opportunity to throw it on this Zhang Dong's head.

Zhang Dong just contemplated, but he didn't dodge, his upper body was covered by the quilt, and he couldn't see anything.

Wan Idiot hurriedly hugged a vase and smashed it on Zhang Dong's head.

Although Zhang Dong's head was wrapped in a quilt, he was extremely ruthless, he was smashed and his head was covered with blood, and he was unsteady and almost fainted.

The guards only came in at this time, Han Zhen ordered them to retreat, and complained dissatisfiedly: "Relying on heaven and earth, it was not me who saved myself in the end, where are you worthy of being called guards, you are simply the human target of the assassins, and you are part-time as my palace corpse collection team." ”

The guards didn't dare to come out, and walked away.

Zhang Dong stiffened his breath but refused to swallow, Han Zhen hurriedly urged Wan Idiot: "Go and invite the imperial doctor, don't you see that his desire to survive is very strong? I believe that with the appearance of a miracle, this pork brother will definitely not die." ”

Wan Idiot obeyed the order and quickly ran to ask for a doctor, and did not forget to hug Chang Gonggong before leaving.

"Brother Pork, you don't want to die, I don't want to kill, if you die, I will be unbearable. Why did Yao Ting only send you alone to kill me, am I so easy to kill? This dead girl pays you the salary of a small soldier, but she treats you like Guan Gong, and lets you go to the meeting with a single knife, alas. Han Zhen looked at Zhang Dong with pity.

Zhang Dong gasped twice and said hard: "I...... I came on my own, in fact, I have liked the princess for a long time, as her subordinate...... I just want to make a contribution to be worthy of her. Behold...... Who knew that with General He, I had no choice but to sacrifice this remnant life to be loyal to her. ”

Han Zhen patted him and comforted: "As long as you live, there is hope, you must hold on!"

After a while, Wan Idiot brought a few imperial doctors over, and they all looked at Zhang Dong's injuries and just shook their heads.

Han Zhen was a little angry and blamed a few people.

"Your Majesty, it's better to try the method of fighting poison with poison, let him take arsenic, maybe he will get better. The First Imperial Physician asked tentatively.

Han Zhen wondered: "What kind of poison, wasn't he just smashed?"

Wan Idiot was a little embarrassed and said, "When I hit him just now, Lao Wei sprinkled poison powder on his wound by the way. ”

Han Zhen couldn't blame Wan Idiot at this time, after all, he had a meritorious role in escorting, but he just wanted the imperial doctor to continue to treat Zhang Dong.

Wan Idiot shook his head: "Alas, it seems that you quacks don't have much to do, so the old man should help him get over it earlier." ”

Saying that, he took out the wooden fish and was about to knock it, but Zhang Dong hurriedly stopped: "Big ...... Master, don't overdo me, I don't want to die, I want to see the princess one last time, tell her what is on my mind!"

But the idiot monk ignored him and knocked himself up.

Han Zhen also thinks that this Zhang Dong is stupid and funny, can you not die if he overtakes you, according to this, if you don't buy a coffin, you don't have to die.

The sound of "dong dong dong" percussion filled the room, Zhang Dong coughed twice, but when he saw that he was getting better, he stood up from the ground violently, and was very energetic: "Huh......? I'm all right!"

Han Zhen frowned, and had some doubts in his heart, it turned out that the sound of this idiot wooden fish percussion was originally only effective for demons, but he didn't expect that it could also detoxify now. Looking at this Zhang Dong's appearance, it looks like he has taken some kind of potion under the Overlord Gold Chain, which is too good to be outrageous.

This is because the poisonous powder sprinkled by Wan Idiot was originally used to poison monsters, and the demonic nature of this medicine is greater than the toxicity.

Zhang Dong picked up the big knife and was about to retreat quickly.

Wan Idiot hurriedly persuaded Han Zhen that he must not let this assassin go so easily, and that his head should be cut off and sent to Yao Ting alone.

Han Zhen scolded Wan Idiot for being cruel, waved his hand and said: "Let him go, I want to convince people with virtue, Zhuge Liang and Song Jiang used to play like this on TV." This kind of bandit is generally reformed and most of them will return to repay the favor, and now Chang Gonggong has become your baby, and I am the time to use people. ”

As he was talking, Zhang Dong really came back, and kowtowed to Han Zhen a few times: "The emperor's grace of not killing, Zhang Dong's broken bones are unforgettable!" He knocked a few times, and the wound on his head that had been bandaged began to bleed out again.

Han Zhen hurriedly helped him up.

As soon as Zhang Dong walked out of the door, there was a sound of swords "clanging", and it was obvious that the guards outside the door still regarded him as an assassin and wanted to kill him.

Han really wanted to say something to stop him, but Wan Idiot stopped: "The emperor is slow, since you have the intention to accept this Zhang Dong, just take this opportunity to test his ability and see how hot he is." ”

Although Han Zhen didn't agree, he couldn't help but want to take a look, and sure enough, it didn't take long for Zhang Dong to retreat from the guards.

Han Zhen couldn't help but be a little angry and disappointed, almost none of these guards could fight, even a small general under Yao Ting could come and go freely. Killing the emperor is like taking the head of a general in a million army, which is even more difficult. Whoever wants to kill me here is as easy as slaughtering a chicken in a chicken farm. If this emperor himself has to continue to be in office, the guards must be re-selected, at least one must be able to be ten.

Han Zhen was finally able to go to Zhou Qingqing's residence with the Imperial Doctor to try to heal her eyes.

Several doctors took turns trying to rub some medicine on her eyes, but instead of getting better, the results made her more miserable. She was so strong by nature, but she didn't show it, her fists were clenched tightly, and this scene was carefully watched by Han Zhen.

"You quacks, if her eyes can't be cured, I will deduct your salary for twenty years!" Han Zhen blamed a few people dissatisfied.

After hearing this, the imperial doctors knelt down again and again, and kept begging for mercy.

"Why should the emperor be upset about me, in fact, the relationship between us should still be antagonistic so far, why don't you just kill me?" Zhou Qingqing said with a faint smile.