Chapter Seventy-Eight: He's Here

Tian Xiaochi couldn't help but slander: What dignity do you have for a skeleton. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info But he couldn't say that, it would definitely anger him to say so, he twitched his hand again, and said, "Then can you let go of my hand." Tian Xiaochi found that this skeleton was quite entangled, and he kept holding people's hands, and he didn't know what he wanted to do. Then he looked curiously at the skull's mouth, trying to see how the skull made sounds through the two jawbones.

I saw the skeleton babbling again, "It's so sad, I'm so good to you, can't I shake hands with you and make friends?"

Tian Xiaochi didn't see the skeleton's mouth move, but this time he listened intently, and found that the sound seemed to come from the skeleton's feet.

"You did something nice to me, but you scared me. Tian Xiaochi looked at the skeleton's feet while perfunctorily, trying to figure out how the skeleton spoke.

I saw the skeleton and said, "You think I'm ugly, you have no conscience." Without me, your little daughter-in-law would have become someone else's meat eater, if you are lucky, you should be able to find a skeleton daughter-in-law who has been eaten up of meat, if you are unlucky, maybe the whole will be swallowed, and then become a piece of, and your daughter-in-law does not know where it will go. ”

This is too ugly, Tian Xiaochi frowned, but he seemed to think of something, and immediately said: "You are the giant ape!" But it doesn't seem right, there is obviously a skeleton in front of him, and it doesn't look like a giant ape at all.

But before he could think too much, he saw the skeleton suddenly collapse to the ground, and then saw a behemoth crawl up from the ground.

Tian Xiaochi guessed correctly, it was really the ghost of the giant ape.

The giant ape is nearly two feet tall, standing up like an iron tower, looking tall and mighty, although Tian Xiaochi is mentally prepared, but when he really faces this kind of giant, he is inevitably a little afraid in his heart.

The giant ape suddenly stretched out his giant hand, grabbed Tian Xiaochi and brought it to his eyes, the big eyes like copper bells stared at Tian Xiaochi, Tian Xiaochi immediately plucked up all his strength and struggled, the giant ape pinched Tian Xiaochi's body and made him unable to move, and said with a displeased face: "I am your daughter-in-law's life-saving benefactor, and I actually screamed 'giant ape giant ape', how ugly it is, do you know how to be polite! I really don't know how Yuyan's girl could take a fancy to you." ”

Tian Xiaochi still wanted to struggle, but found that he couldn't break free, so he simply didn't move. But in his heart, he thought, "I don't know why the giant ape is catching me, do you want to see if I am Yuyan's husband or not?"

For Yuyan's sake, he didn't even want his face.

"Well, this is a good name, but we will be a family right away, so we don't have to see each other so much. ”

Tian Xiaochi: "?"

"But, before I go back, I have to study what kind of charm you have, the girl who can be fascinated by Yuyan is fascinated, and she still chants your name all day long, trying to save you. The giant ape said seriously.

"It turns out that Yuyan has been worrying about me all the time. Tian Xiaochi's heart was suddenly overflowing with happiness.

At the moment of happiness, Tian Xiaochi was suddenly turned upside down by the giant ape under his head and feet, and then a big plush hair pinched left and right on his body.

Tian Xiaochi thought: "It seems that the giant ape is very cautious, for fear of recognizing the wrong person, so I have to study me carefully, okay, study it, anyway, I am not afraid of shadows, I am Yuyan's husband, Yuyan's husband is me." ”

The giant ape's hand pinched down again, Tian Xiaochi couldn't help but feel cold in his thighs, the giant ape seemed to be going there, pinched it straight down, Tian Xiaochi was shocked, he was really pinched, and his heart suddenly sweated profusely, for fear of being pinched, he quietly controlled it and shrank in, although Tian Xiaochi has two wives, but now he is still a virgin, if it is destroyed, he really doesn't know if he has the courage to live.

I only heard the giant ape speak in a buzzing voice, "It's too small, I can't pinch it, it's almost the same as nothing." ”

Tian Xiaochi was about to cry, and he was busy shouting in his heart: How can the little arms and legs be compared to you, you just treat him as air, just can't see it, don't be curious about him, curiosity kills the little brother, do you understand.

The great ape didn't seem to be very interested in the thing, so it stopped.

Tian Xiaochi hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, "He's here!" If he dies, it's better to die!

At this time, the giant ape said to himself, "There is no stronger place than me!" The giant ape was puzzled, and dared to think that being strong was charm.

The giant ape looked down and pondered, "What secrets are hidden in him?" ”

The giant ape immediately pulled Tian Xiaochi's body a few times, only to hear a few "bangs", Tian Xiaochi's body was cold, and his clothes were instantly stripped of his essence.

Tian Xiaochi hurriedly said, "What do you want to do?"

This giant ape is really unreliable, and he can do all kinds of strange things. Tian Xiaochi was about to cry out by him, but he didn't know what else he could do, wouldn't he treat him, Tian Xiaochi had a chill.

The giant ape looked over and over again, and found that there was nothing to look at, so he grabbed one of Tianxiaochi's feet, and then carried it behind him, like a prey on his back, and swayed towards the forest.

Tian Xiaochi was dizzy, and when he saw that he was about to go away, Tian Xiaochi was in a hurry and shouted, "My clothes." He was about to cry, "Can you let me get dressed and go away!"

The giant ape said: "Your clothes are not beautiful, I will find a beautiful one with you later." ”

"Then you have to let me wrap it up first, and then change my line when I find a beautiful outfit." "Tian Xiaochi always feels that the root of his thigh is cold and swishing, and it is very unsafe, and he has to lose a piece of skin if he hangs on any tree technique.

"No, I'll wash it for you later, and then dress you up, and then I will dress you up more beautiful than your beautiful daughter-in-law, and then surprise her. You see, how good I am to you, I think of you in everything. "It's as if what the great ape said is true.

Tian Xiaochi didn't give up and said a few more words, but the giant ape had already ignored his words and still went his own way.

Tian Xiaochi saw that he couldn't move him, so he had to say: "Okay then, see if you can bring that broken axe with you, it was handed down by my ancestors, although it is not worth a few dollars, but it can't be lost." "Tian Xiaochi is talking nonsense, for fear that the axe will be taken by the giant ape, and then taken away. According to the girl, it was an artifact, although Song Xue said that it was created by her father, but it was not ruled out that it was an artifact.

"Axe, what axe. The giant ape immediately stopped leaving and asked Tian Xiaochi.

Tian Xiaochi clearly saw that the giant ape's eyes were glowing, and he couldn't help but feel a sudden burst in his heart, this giant ape wouldn't want to swallow my axe, right?

"No, it's nothing......" Tian Xiaochi was worried in his heart, and he didn't dare to say it at once.

The giant ape looked at the weak-hearted Tian Xiaochi and taught earnestly: "Do you know what a benefactor is? A benefactor is a person who is of great help to you, even a person who has the grace of saving your life, and the benefactor is like your reborn parents." And I, the benefactor of your daughter-in-law, is also your benefactor, that is, your reborn parents, understand?"

The giant ape paused, with an expression of hatred that could not be made of steel, and said, "Are you like this to your parents?"

At this time, the giant ape has become Tian Xiaochi's parents.