Chapter 173: Seventeen Years of Filth
Since coming to the desolate world, Xiaopai's most learned ability is not his almost immortal body, nor his increasingly advanced cultivation, but his unfazed state of mind when chatting. Although the demon tribes in this world, which are the fastest update, have turned on their spiritual wisdom, most of their ways of thinking are very direct, and they do not have the habit of twisting and turning their speech habits like Chinese, so they often say some words that make people speechless and don't know how to answer.
Fortunately, Xiaopai is also experienced in a hundred battles, and he is used to the way the demon clan thinks of what to say, so he is not choked by such arrogant words as Seventeen Years. He glanced up at the giant ape's burly body, and the meaning in his eyes was obvious------ "There is a girl who wants to soak you, what do you say?"
Then he was amazed to find that this monkey was not afraid of the sky and the earth......
Blush!
But it's not the shy blush, it's the shy blush. Xiaopai secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, this monkey's temper is also short-tempered, don't start without saying a word, and beat the delicate girl's family to a good one. Vertex updates the fastest
But what to be afraid of.
Wukong roared violently, and an extra iron long stick appeared out of thin air in his hand, and at that moment, the wind and thunder of the entire Lishan seemed to converge on the head of the stick, and with the power of destroying the world, it smashed down on the girl's head.
Xiaopai didn't even have time to exclaim, an earth-shattering loud bang exploded in his ears, and the wind caused by the impact whistled in his ears, killing the most shocking sound effects of IMAX theaters into scum in seconds.
When Xiaopai put down the arms that subconsciously blocked his face, and saw the situation in front of him, the boulder hanging in his heart was finally half lowered.
Fortunately, this monkey didn't lose his mind, and slaughtered the big-breasted beauty directly without saying a word.
A huge stick that was full of height and thickness smashed in front of the girl by a millimeter, smashing countless cracks on the ground of the square, followed by a monkey's rough and threatening voice: "You mother-in-law is unstoppable, beware of Lao Tzu hitting your head with a stick!"
This monkey is fierce and powerful, and this threat has changed the people next to him, but I am afraid that there are already two wars, and the feces and urine will flow together. The girl who was called seventeen years old was not afraid, she straightened her bulging breasts, pushed the iron rod in front of her, and said with a smile: "Monkey, do you only have this one stick?"
It's filthy!
Xiaopai didn't expect to see such an old driver in the desolate world, and even a senior otaku like him, who was ravaged by the Internet, was ashamed of himself.
Without a trace of defense, you actually started the car like this......
Even I don't know how to round the topic now......
The monkey was silent. It looked at the girl condescendingly, and because of the angle of the light, Xiao Pai couldn't see its expression clearly, only glimpsed it grinning, revealing one of its fangs on one side.
"Mother-in-law, do you think that with that flower to support you, Lao Tzu really won't dare to kill you?" Its right hand grabbed the iron rod, raised it slightly, and a bloodthirsty smell began to fill the air, "In the past two months, I have been fighting with it day and night, and I have not decided the winner, I have been holding my breath, do you really want to find death?"
"The Heavenly Demon Lord is majestic and powerful, and the exchange with the Flower Mother is also a reserved hand. The little woman's heart is full of admiration, if the adult is really holding back a breath, why not let the little woman help you put out the fire?"
Xiao Pai couldn't look directly at the conversation between these two people, he was full of anger and filth, he stroked his forehead, reminding himself that the two in front of him were old monsters who had lived for an unknown number of years.
He's still too young......
I don't know if it's this ridiculous scene that Nuwa can't stand anymore, a cold snort suddenly came from the hall on the side, and then a ray of light flashed out from the hall and fell to the ground of the square that was smashed by Wukong. Vertices M. updates the fastest
Nuwa's voice came out at the same time.
"Splash monkey, if you break every brick and tile of this Abang Palace again, I will press you to the bottom of Cangwu Mountain for five hundred years, so that you can reflect and reflect. ”
The monkey was furious when he heard this, and turned back to the temple door and barked his teeth and roared, but after all, he did not make another mistake. When Xiaopai heard Chang'e talk about the gossip about this Lishan earlier, he heard Yutu mention that the monkey is unruly, and only Nuwa can suppress him up and down this Lishan Mountain. Now I look at it, and sure enough, it is.
Wukong turned around and didn't look at Seventeen Years, but just said to Xiaopai: "Stinky Po Niang Niang is annoying, Mr. might as well go to my Cangwu Mountain to sit and sit, and by the way, take a look at my monkey monkey grandchildren." With that, the big hand picked up the light shot, turned into a shock, and shot away.
I have to say that the monkey's somersault cloud is still very exciting to sit up, not as good as the fluttering feeling of Yu Shun's sword, but it is better than the galloping wind, and the feeling is that it is a stick of incense, and the two have landed in front of the mountain gate of Cangwu Mountain.
The Xuanyuan clan has arrived.
Xiao Pai was amazed, although Cangwu Mountain is actually within the radiation range of the Lishan Mountain Range, but the distance between the two places is nearly thousands of miles, and a stick of incense spans such a long distance, which is not much faster than a jet plane. The demon clan in the desolate world is actually not like the ghosts and legends on the earth, all of them have the ability to soar through the clouds and fog. In fact, the magic power of the demon clan basically comes from its own bloodline talent, and the bloodline is closely related to the race, so the land beast turns into a demon, and rarely has the innate ability to awaken and fly.
This has little to do with the level of cultivation, if you can fly, you can fly, and if you can't fly, you can't fly. Therefore, Wukong, as a giant ape demon, has the flying magic power of somersault clouds, which is very rare. You know, even frogs can't fly.
Xiaopai is still the first time to come to Cangwu Mountain, if Li Mountain is majestic, then Cangwu Mountain is steep, one by one the peaks have different shapes, straight into the sky, even if you look at it under the mountain, it also makes people feel slightly broken. The monkey led Xiaopai to the mountain, at this time it was the spring of March, the peach blossoms in the mountains were blooming, all the way, the falling flowers were colorful, the birds were singing and the apes were crying, just like a fairyland on earth.
After walking for a long time, it suddenly became clear. A huge clan suddenly appeared in front of him. The land is flat, the houses are like that, and there are good fields and beautiful ponds directly under mulberry bamboo. Strange traffic, chickens and dogs smell each other, cooking smoke curls, shemales coexist, and enjoy themselves.
Xiao pat sighed: "What a paradise." He thought of his life in the Youxiong clan at the beginning, and thought of the people of Tianshui struggling to survive in the Mihe River Valley, and couldn't help but sigh that life was very different. How lucky are the humans who were reincarnated in the Xuanyuan and Nuwa clans.
He was sighing to himself, but the monkey picked up the golden hoop stick and hit the ground hard, and there were countless monkey demons of all kinds around him. Xiao Pai was strange, and saw Wukong pointing at the sky with a stick and shouting, "Take her!"