Chapter 361: Doctor Pig Play
Han Zhen saw that Tang Tian wanted Dr. Liang to detoxify and bring the pig over, everyone could see that most of them were playing him, but there was no way, he was too afraid of death, so he believed it. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Doctor Liang asked Tang Tian very eagerly, what should I do next, is it to kill this little pig and eat meat to detoxify, or is it Tang Tian didn't show the slightest hint of ridicule on his face at this time, and said to him seriously: "I let you hold the pig, who let you hold such a small one, naturally let you hold the biggest one in the backyard, the old sow, this little piglet three-year-old child can be hugged, and you can do something." ”
Doctor Liang said with a difficult face: "I don't seem to be able to hold this big one, I am only more than a hundred pounds, and the big one has hundreds of pounds, besides, I now suspect that Miss Tang is not playing tricks on me, if that is the case, I will definitely let you die a good death......
Tang Tian immediately said: "Okay, since you don't want to, then don't use it, just let the little pig go back and stay honest." ”
Doctor Liang had to change his face again, and said to Tang Tian: "Okay, I'll hug it, what should I do after holding the sow, can Miss Tang tell me now." Tang Tian didn't speak, glanced at him coldly, and stopped looking at him.
Naturally, Dr. Liang couldn't hold the sow alone, so he asked Dr. Chang to go with him, but Dr. Chang refused anyway. Dr. Liang grinded hard and pulled him to the back.
After a while, they heard the cry of the sow behind them, and the two of them really brought it over, but instead of holding it, they didn't know where to find a rope, so they tied it and led it over.
Han Zhen went over and laughed at the two: "Big brothers, divine doctors, you definitely can't make a difference like this, people want you to hug it, you have to hold it." This is like if you marry a new daughter-in-law, you should be holding it, but you have to lead it with a rope, whose pig is led by a rope, and this is not a puppy. ”
Doctor Liang didn't know where to vent his anger at this time, and pointed at Han Zhen and said: "You don't talk cool here, if you provoke me......" Halfway through the words, he seemed to feel that Chen Xue was staring at him from behind, no matter how high his poison skills were, it was useless, Chen Xue could melt himself like a melting glacier at any time, this Han is really Chen Xue's person, and he still can't afford to offend. immediately changed his words: "Han Gongzi, even if you provoke me, I can't do anything to you." I only need to get enough 10 million taels of gold, and then marry a dozen aunts and wives, and then retire to the countryside to live the life of a hermit. ”
Han Zhenxin said, you are so extravagant, this is called a rich man's life, and you will return to the countryside. It's really going to make excuses for yourself.
Tang Tian also came over quickly, kicked Doctor Liang and said, "Did you hear it, what Han Zhen said is what I meant, this pig is so cute, you dare to leash it, you are so cute, do I have no need to tie you up and lead you all over the street." ”
Dr. Liang was already extremely angry at this time, and he didn't say a word with an angry look on his face. Tang Tian slapped him in the face a few times and reprimanded: "The temper is still so big, is it right to be unconvinced, okay, if you don't accept it, hit me, poison me, turn me into ashes, in short, I'm not afraid of anything." But you're different, you still want to marry more than a dozen aunts, if your face is corrupted by my poison, even if you have money, those beauties will still vomit and can't stand it. ”
Han Zhen added: "I won't vomit, I just ran away one by one, no matter how much those beauties love money, greed for vanity, they won't stay with a monster and devil for a lifetime." ”
The anger on Dr. Liang's face gradually subsided, and he looked into the distance again. Han Zhen guessed that he was probably looking forward to a better life in the future, for the sake of that happy day, it didn't hurt to endure it at this time, besides, this Wu Sanye could still make himself a partner who could earn enough silver taels. Relying on him to practice medicine to deceive, it must be much slower than this gambling fraud, no matter how high your consultation fee is, you can't say that I help you look good at a cold wind, you give me all or half of the family property, so that people will either report to the official, or work hard with you, and you will not get a penny.
Han Zhen really guessed his mood, and Dr. Liang immediately suppressed all his anger at this time, recovered his smile and said to Tang Tian: "Miss Tang, what you teach me is to tell me quickly, what I should do next." ”
Tang Tian didn't speak for a while, his eyes glanced to the side and hummed a little song, and Doctor Chang tried to untie the rope that tied the pig.
Han Zhen patted Doctor Chang and said, "That's right, Chang Bao is more cunning, of course this is the first step." When the rope was untied, the sow ran forward like crazy.
Doctor Chang hurriedly chased out, the pig was very dirty, full of stinky mud, and very slippery, he grabbed it for a while, but he didn't catch it, and grabbed a pig's tail in a hurry, but where could he pull it, he refused to let go, and was dragged by the sow in the yard several times.
Tang Tian kicked Doctor Liang and said, "What are you still doing in a daze, you big men are messing around the rivers and lakes, don't you all say that righteousness is important, why don't you go and help." ”
Doctor Liang had to follow, and Han Zhen shouted: "Liang Bao, you can't do this, run up, the sow is very fast." Dr. Liang felt that he was even more dignified in this run, but walked more slowly.
Tang Tian suddenly bent down and threw one of Han Zhen's shoes at Doctor Liang, urging: "Didn't you hear what Han Gongzi said, are you a donkey, you can't walk without a whip." ”
Han Zhen saw that Tang Tian actually smashed his shoes out, and pointed at her and said, "You little demon girl, I'm here to help you teach you a lesson to the divine doctor, and you won't even let me go." Pick up the shoes for Hongu. ”
Tang Tian giggled and said: "Master Han, people are playing with you, and they are not bullying you, why are you so stingy, you return to the palace, you are the chief eunuch or the emperor." ”
Han Zhen said with one foot in mind: "If you don't pick it up, if you want to be verbose again, I will take measures against you." Tang Tian smiled and said: "Then you can take it, but you are not allowed to bully others, people will cry." ”
Han Zhen said: "You can't cry if you don't cry, I just want you to cry." Saying that, he went to take off Tang Tian's shoes and threw them out, but Tang Tian grabbed it, but he stuck his feet on the ground. Han Zhen didn't work after a while, so he stood up, shook his head and said, "Miss Tang, now I am also convinced by you, it is not worthy of my wits to lift your shoes in front of you, you see that you won't let me mention it for a while." Tang Tian was still smiling all over his face, looking ghostly.
Han Zhen suddenly took the hairpin on her head suddenly, which made Tang Tian panic for a while, she should change her smile and beg Han Zhen for mercy: "Brother, don't joke about this, you see that it is so dirty here, it would be bad if it was dirty." ”
Han Zhen took the phoenix hairpin in his hand and said: "This broken thing is worthless, it was given to you casually, it is not even a love token, it is said to be copper, I even suspect that it is not copper, at most it is iron, there is no plastic in your era, otherwise this must be made of plastic." ”
Tang Tian had been staring at this phoenix hairpin intently, and secretly got closer to Han Zhen, seeing that he was unsteady on one foot, he kicked at him, and was about to snatch back the phoenix hairpin in his hand.
Although Han Zhen fell to the ground, he was still one step faster, and Feng Hai was still firmly held in his hand.
He smiled at Tang Tian and said, "I already knew that you would have this trick, where is it so easy, if you don't pick up my shoes back, I will probably make this phoenix hairpin disappear completely, or give it to Divine Doctor Liang." ”
Tang Tian quickly picked up Han Zhen's shoes in a few steps, and handed them to him with both hands. Han Zhen said: "How do you snatch it, how to put it back for my brother, it's too much, it was originally everyone who joined forces to borrow a pig to play with two miracle doctors, but it's good for you to use me like a pig." ”
Tang Tian had to take the shoes and put them on Han Zhen's feet, Han Zhen took the shoes himself and said, "Forget it, I'll do it myself." This is called do not do to others what you do not want to do to yourself, I am also a good young man who has been influenced by the Tao of Confucius and Mencius, otherwise I would not have such an attitude towards you a long time ago. ”
Just as he was putting on his shoes, Tang Tian suddenly stretched out his hand again and wanted to snatch Feng Hai over. Han Zhen flashed quickly, but still raised Feng Hai to the side.
Han Zhen couldn't help but laugh and said: "Tang Tian, you can also be the kind of lady who is particularly educated, you must have stayed in the market with Wu Sanye for too long, and you have learned this set of scoundrels in the market." You've been thinking about this copycat phoenix hairpin in your heart, and I'm thinking about it too, this is your weakness, how can I relax easily. ”
Tang Tian lowered his head and said: "Brother, you are a good person, it's all my fault, I always treat you as one of those scoundrels, they are all like that, they don't count what they say, they always like to tease people......"
Han Zhen thinks that you are completely morally kidnapped, and if I don't give you Feng Hai again, I will become a scoundrel. Forget it, let's give it to her, a brother's scream, and she can be regarded as a straightforward girl.
Seeing that her hand was tentatively stretched out again, it seemed that she still wanted to take back Feng Hai, Han Zhen knew that she was only afraid that this was what she cared about the most in her life, and she couldn't bear to be embarrassed for her anymore, so she handed Feng Hai to her hand. When the phoenix hairpin reached her hand, she snatched it again, for fear that Han Zhen would not give it to her.
After taking the phoenix hairpin and putting it on his head, Tang Tian immediately changed his attitude to Han Zhen and said: "The kid surnamed Han, let me tell you, don't make fun of my phoenix hairpin in the future, and my third brother." Otherwise, you know how powerful I am, and you don't want your whole face to rot. ”
Han Zhen thought about it, if this kind of person touched her bottom line, anything could be done. But the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, Feng Hai just gave it to her, and immediately changed her attitude.
At this time, the sow ran over from the backyard again, and Dr. Liang and Dr. Chang followed closely behind.