Chapter 262: Tacit Rehearsal
Li Chunfeng smiled and said, "I haven't been addicted to this real person yet, and I'm going to ascend the throne again." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info is reluctantly difficult, reluctantly difficult...... Hehehe. ”
Pei Min pursed his lips, "Okay, you're beautiful." What's so difficult about this, Li Chunfeng has changed to Li Longji, and there is no need to change his surname. ”
"......That's right," Li Zhenren smacked his lips and savored it, "My original plan was to use all the surnames of the hundred families fraudulently." Unexpectedly, people are not as good as heaven, and they will have to be Lao Li twice in this life. ”
Du Yuan hehe Zhile, "The last time you ascended the throne, you were still the old king of the Great New Dynasty, do you know, now the title of 'old king' is popular in the Celestial Empire, and everyone who lives next door is afraid-"
"Why is this?" Li Chunfeng wondered.
Zhang Liao waved his hand again and again, "Don't study these things that you don't have, you will be taken to the ditch by Adu accidentally." Have you considered it, it is now the end of the thirteenth year of the Kaiyuan, that is, in 725 AD. If you succeed in filling the vacancy, there will be a 'Anshi Rebellion' waiting for you in 30 years! ”
Du Yuan praised when he heard this, "Not only is history good, but mathematics is also good!"
Li Chunfeng laughed, "The two little brothers reminded me wonderfully." In other words, I still have thirty years to do prevention, and it is enough to play An Lushan and Shi Siming to death a hundred times. I noticed that they were the same age, and they were in their early twenties, so they were not in a hurry. I'll talk about everything when I get to power!"
After saying that, he pinched his fingers, and there were words in his mouth. After a while, I saw that the plain white robe around me turned into pieces of powder, like smoke.
Zhang Du and the others didn't know what they meant, and they both took a step back.
Suddenly, the facial features on Lao Li's face became active - the corners of his eyes automatically hung upward, his broom eyebrows turned into sword eyebrows, and the bridge of his nose gradually rose up, adding a three-point beard atmosphere. The long beard is combined from five locks to three locks, and the length is shortened upwards. The most strange thing is that after a series of crisp sounds around the bones, they were forced to rise by five points.
The powder of the Taoist robe floating in the air fell again, converging into a short robe, pinching the gold edge and walking the gold thread, neat and gorgeous.
In the blink of an eye, he has become a stranger - for Zhang Liao and Du Yuan, two good friends.
"Why don't you get a dragon robe to wear it?" Du Yuan realized his intentions.
"You don't know that the Li family won the country right away, and they know the importance of martial arts. Hufu riding and archery is a tradition, and it has not been put down. The Tang kings of the past dynasties were dressed like this on weekdays - as long as they did not go to court. The tall and handsome man smiled, and tightened his left and right hands on the wrist guards of the arrow sleeves.
"I'll see it!" Pei Min couldn't help but admire, his eyes showing sincere appreciation.
The noble man shook his head, "You don't think it's enough, how many times a year do you only see Xuanzong?" and then raised his head and shouted with full anger, "Where is the imperial sister-"
The voice pierced the hall and drifted into the back hall.
After a crackling mess, the two mature princesses, Jin Xian and Yu Zhen, rushed in.
"Ah, Brother Longi, when did you come? Why don't you let me know in advance?"
"Brother, brother, you want me to die...... Why haven't you been seen for so long, but you forgot about us!"
When the two younger sisters saw their eldest brother, regardless of the gaze of others, they immediately rushed forward and hung their necks, and their four jade hands were affectionately entwined between their beards.
It's also strange that since ancient times, the emperor's house has had a group of concubines, and the heirs are even more powerful. But there is no one closer than the son of the same mother, especially between the brother and the younger sister, because there is no suspicion of competition for the unification, there is a line of sincere family affection.
This "Xuanzong" hugged left and right, his two hands were not honest, and he pressed and stroked up and down on the sensitive parts.
"Wow...... I'm going to die to you!" Jin Xian slapped him in disgust, scolding like a mountain, and the palm was as powerful as a mosquito.
Yuzhen just giggled and didn't dodge. Suddenly, she put her smile away and stiffened up!
"Not true. How could you...... You're not Brother Longi...... The smell of this residual perfume is clearly the 'water love' brought by Chunfeng's entrusting dragon from the so-called 'other world'!
Jin Xian sniffed a few times, "It's really ...... Kenzo Takada's Kenzo series, that's right! Datang is clearly only used by you and me, and if others have it, it can only be rubbed by the two of us......"
This sister twisted the ears of "Xuanzong", "Okay, you Li Zhenren, and you use demon tricks to trick us again!
didn't want to reveal his stuffing so soon, Li Chunfeng hurriedly asked for mercy again and again.
He put the two princesses down gently, and asked with a hippie smile, "Look again, apart from the flaw of fragrance, what else is different?"
Yu Zhen felt that this game was very fun, suddenly stretched out his hand, decisively pulled down Li Zhenren's half-cut pants, and quickly glanced inward.
"Tsk, my eldest brother has a green mark on his left flap, how can he be as red and white as you......"
Li Chunfeng lifted his pants and said with a smile, "Don't move your hands and feet, pay attention to the impact, the guests are still there-buttocks just talk about buttocks, buttocks or something, butt flaps or something is too vulgar......"
Jin Xian propped himself on the ground with one foot, lifted his right knee and pressed it against the real person's left buttocks, "Okay! ”
Li Chunfeng grinned exaggeratedly, "Look how I clean you two up tonight!"
Yuzhen didn't hold back, quickly pulled open his trousers again, and looked down, "Well, it's green! Hey, it's exactly the same shape." ”
Li Chunfeng pulled it back hard, slowly fastened his belt, and muttered, "This is an easy method, but unfortunately it is not long-lasting......"
"Hey, are you still pretending to be addicted? It doesn't matter, our sisters will help you take it every once in a while!" Jin Xian laughed angrily.
"Ahem, you don't know. It's not a game, it's a big deal. Li Chunfeng returned to his normal color and briefly retold the original story.
The two princesses burst into tears, "Aren't you a self-proclaimed executive of the underworld?" Can't you ask someone to fish out Brother Longji......? Unless our sisters die too. ”
Li Zhenren sat down with the two of them in his arms, trying his best to reassure, "In the Yang world, my position is not low, because no one older than me refuses to do this drudgery." In the underworld, I barely made it to the middle level, and I really didn't count as an executive or something.
Besides, I heard that the conscription of the emperor into the underworld is still the intention of the Demon Emperor Du Zun, and this order will never dare to be violated!"
Jin Xian was very unconvinced, "I don't understand, no matter how noble Du Zun is, doesn't he have to rely on my eldest brother's money to live? If there is no national teacher as a guarantee, even the so-called Demon Emperor will not be able to build himself. ”
"Huh—it's a different time. That Du Xuanyuan is no longer a down-and-out scholar, he has fallen close to the king of the earth, and he is in the underworld, he dare not obey!"
Du Yuan heard them openly talk about their father in front of people—even though they were right, they were still very embarrassed. He looked at his mother, Zhuo Yingying lowered her eyes and drank tea, as if she didn't smell it.
"Then what should we do now?Datang has no owner, I'm afraid the sky will ......fall," Yu Zhen muttered, "If those young princes succeed to the throne, the power of the court will be monopolized by a group of important ministers." I'm afraid that even our Baiyun Palace's Lu Yin will be reduced. "She's practical.
"So—" Li Chunfeng was righteous and awe-inspiring, "you two need to assist me to return to Chang'an and do the work of the Lord." At that time, not only our Baiyun Palace was safe, as long as there was something in the world, you would have what you wanted!"
The two princesses blushed and turned white for a while, and made up their minds decisively. Suddenly, Jin Xian pointed at everyone, "They have heard too much, kill them quickly!"
Li Chunfeng took her into his arms, "Oh, my little ancestor, don't dare to talk nonsense." These are all immortals, and none of them can be offended......"
Yu Zhen glanced at him twice, "Who said that, I recognize General Pei, he is a courtier, not an immortal." And that Zhuzhu, isn't that one of your subordinates?"
Li Chunfeng hurriedly wrapped her in the ring and blocked the crazy mouths of the two women with his chest. "Hey, baby, General Pei is a sword saint, and canonization is rarer than becoming an immortal! All of you here are good friends, my great cause and your glory and wealth, I can't do it without their help. Just don't say a few words and don't mess with me. ”
Most of these words were said to everyone, for fear that everyone would be suspicious.
Du Yuan stood up, "Okay, the wine is almost drunk." Lao Li, take care, let's go back to the Heavenly Empire. Parting with you, I'll send you a few talents - for later. ”
After speaking, his mind moved, his wrist turned, and he drove a string of huge gold rings to pull out the two people from the bone tower in his arms.
These two can stand still, but they are still a little ignorant.
Li Chunfeng looked fixedly, a cloud sideburns stretched, generous, a slender woman. The other is uninhibited and freehand, a young man.
"The two are ......"
Du Yuan hurriedly introduced, "Aunt Gongsun, Li Bai." ”
Li Chunfeng shook off the princesses suddenly, got up and stepped forward to salute, "The world's first dancing girl and poet immortal are here at the same time, it is really the luck of Baiyun Palace!"
Li Bai didn't know why, he was twenty-four years old at the time, and he only had a slight reputation in the Western Regions, and he was still better than the peerless drunkard. I really don't know why the word "poet immortal" came from......
Aunt Gongsun was dumbfounded, immediately raised her hands and eyebrows, and solemnly returned the salute, "The slave family doesn't know that the master is here today, and I ask for forgiveness." ”
Hearing her say this, Li Chunfeng remembered that he was still Xuanzong, and immediately withdrew the gift, and said with his hands behind his back and his stomach shyly, "What's the matter?
"Yo, sure enough, the nobles are forgetful. "Aunt Gongsun is heroic, polite and polite, and she is not afraid of Longwei from the bottom of her heart. "Five years ago in Huaqing Palace, the Lord feasted the ministers and invited me to dance to help the fun. ”
Li Chunfeng opened his mouth, he had not walked openly in the world for all these years, but he only thought that there was no Li Zhenren in the world, so as to cover the identity of the inspector of the ten halls of the underworld. How do you know these royal pleasure details!
"That's right, it's this grandson's sister. Princess Jinxian stepped forward in time to "rescue", "That time it seems to be to celebrate the great destruction of Tubo by the Duke of Jiguo." ”
"That's right-" Yuzhen is not far behind, "I heard that Zhang Xu, the chief of Jinwu, went crazy when he finished watching Gongsun's sister's 'Xihe Sword Dance'. With the strength of wine, he stripped off his robe, ran around the wall several times, and put his feelings into the pen to write a picture of the wild grass that has been handed down to the world...... When the slave family heard the news, they deliberately ran to appreciate it, but they didn't recognize half a word. ”
She added while sticking to Li Chunfeng and secretly twisting his thighs.
Pseudo-Xuanzong gritted his teeth and gasped, "Oh yes! Look at my memory-I was so happy that day, I drank a few more glasses, and I can't remember it clearly...... Aunt Gongsun is not strange!"
The pain in his leg couldn't hide the pride in his heart, and he knew very well that these two princesses had consciously cooperated with him into a role-playing state. With the help of the two of them, there are not many holes in the future, and the title of actor is just around the corner.