Chapter 114: Genuine Legends
The bigwigs present were apprehensive, and they all forcibly swallowed the slander of "this is unscientific". Everything that happened in front of www.biquge.info eyes was like a dream, but it was within reach, and there was no room for suspicion. Once you blurt out a gaffe and annoy the big demon, I am afraid that it will be a matter of minutes for you to disappear.
Cen Biqing shook off her small mouth, she ate happily, and she didn't have any ladylike upbringing, and in terms of classical style, she was not as good as Pei Hongsleeve and Zong Xianglan.
She was especially fond of alcohol, and immediately swept all the Moutai on the table, and did not stop, squinting at the landlord with her eyes. Ma Yong suddenly came to his senses and urgently ordered the waiter to pick it up, but the waiter hesitated for a moment and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry Mr. Ma, there are very few old cellars in existence, and there is no stock in the back." Why don't I go to the side hall and carry a few boxes of black cat Xie Baina......"
Ma Yong was not at ease, tilted his head and asked the snake demon, "Is it okay for the red and white to come together?" Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, "Is the red fruit wine? By the way, what dynasty is it now? It's definitely not the Great Song Dynasty, right? The climate was exhausted 800 years ago, and the ghosts can see it. ”
Ma Yong waved his hand, and the waiter turned to leave. He patiently explained, "You guessed right, in the past 800 years, the change of dynasties has been like an excerpt, you sing and I will appear, and now it is the Celestial Empire." ”
Xiaoqing tore open a lotus leaf wrapped in a flower chicken, and didn't raise his head, "Who is the emperor?"
The room laughed softly, and the atmosphere eased somewhat.
Liu Lao regained some confidence and hurriedly said, "Sister Qing, there is no emperor now, and the palace can go and play casually." The Buddha and the Tao are on an equal footing, and no one oppresses anyone. Not only them, but also the Catholic Church from the West. ”
Xiao Qing raised his head in amazement and put down the chicken leg in his hand, "Western Elysium? I have stolen fairy grass in West Kunlun, which is said to be very close to Elysium. ”
These words aroused a thousand waves, and everyone became interested.
While Ma Yong was still hesitating to phrase words, Ding Pin took the lead in asking, "Sister Qing, say this - the legends are all true?"
"What a legend, tell me about it. Xiaoqing didn't look at him, just focused on eating chicken.
Ding Pin exerted his greatest eloquence, foaming at the mouth, and gave a brief overview of [The Legend of the White Snake]. The side door opened, and several people walked in with red wine wooden boxes, and when they saw that it was inconvenient to disturb, they temporarily put them in the corner and waited.
Cen Biqing was dumbfounded when she heard this story, and she forgot for a moment that she was also an important character in it. After Ding Pin finished speaking, he wiped his mouth, and waited for the big demon to react-
"This ...... What kind of birdman made it up!" Xiaoqing shot the case, the colorful feather cloak was agitated, and the spring light on his chest was unobstructed. "It's nonsense. ”
No one dares to look directly at the spring light, they are afraid that the big demon will be angry, and the blood can be washed away.
"Xiaobai is called the White Lady?hahahaha......" Cen Biqing looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing so hard that she sat back in the chair, finally stopped laughing, forced herself to endure it, and said, "Okay." I'll tell you a story—"
The people at the table of the four chapters all cast their eyes over, and they all wanted to hear what the original version had to say.
"I have been in seclusion in the mountains for 500 years, and before I have yet to take shape, I met Xiaobai. He is handsome and very manly, and his cultivation is more than double that of me. He didn't make a tooth sacrifice to me, but instructed me to turn into a humanoid Ding Furnace, saying that only the human body is the closest form to the immortal body, the six senses are clear, and when you cultivate, you can get twice the result with half the effort. He's really handsome when he says that......"
The starlight flickered in Xiaoqing's eyes, and she looked intoxicated, completely unaware of the simple fact that "Xiaobai is a man", which had penetrated everyone's brains.
"We both live in the same room, day and night, and taste the joy of being a person. Occasionally, I would go out into the world and buy interesting things such as jewelry, incense, candles, and wine...... Until one day, I met Xu Xian. ”
Xiaoqing's tone turned straight down, "That damn sissy! I don't know what kind of demon trick I used, I charmed my Xiaobai, and since then I have become friends with broken sleeves, and I have been playing with Longyang all day long, leaving me alone in the empty mountain!"
Dozens of people were covered with black lines, and they were silent—they didn't dare to be happy or speak.
"I tried to poison Xu Xian several times, but Xiaobai saw through it. That day, he finally couldn't stop and slapped me......" Two lines of tears slowly flowed down his cheeks, and Xiaoqing stroked his cheeks with his hand, as if there was still a faint pain there.
"I went crazy, showed my original form, ran to Xujia Village in Qiantang, and ate all 241 of the whole village, not even the piglets in the pigsty. ”
A chill enveloped the entire stone hall, and it was not an illusion - someone looked up at the crystal dome on the ceiling, where frost flowers had begun to condense......
"Xiaobai understands me and doesn't blame me. But that stinky bitch Xu Xian actually secretly ran to Zhenjiang to invite a demon monk to harm me!"
"Fahai?" Vance Cong blurted out as he listened.
"Well, Fahey. This monk is not simple. He is young and has great mana. It is actually the worldly doppelganger of the Venerable Arhat Noga Bharita. Naturally, I didn't get caught up, so I fought. But he's so powerful, I'm not an opponent, and I'm about to be crushed...... At the critical moment, Xiaobai appeared. Cen Biqing's face showed joy, but the tears were bigger than just now, rolling down in a string.
"He still loves me, otherwise he wouldn't have come to help me. However, he was no match for an arhat, and he was badly wounded, so I desperately fled with him......"
"What happened later?" Xiao Wan entered the play very much.
"Later, in order to save Xiaobai, I went to West Kunlun to steal Ganoderma lucidum, and finally saved his life. It's just that the damaged cultivation can no longer be restored, and his mind is traumatized, and he can't turn into a human form, so he can only appear in the form of a white Jiao...... Subsequently, the treasure theft case occurred, and the Kunlun Immortal Realm came to the door, and while I was unprepared, Xiaobai was locked away. Since then, we have never seen each other again......"
Hearing this, all the people in Danyuan sighed in their hearts--Bai Jiao! They all thought of the Jiao soul in Zhang Liao's long whip, wasn't it the demonic beast in captivity in the deep pool of Kunlun Immortal Valley?
"I was angry with Fahai, dug through the embankment in Jinling, flooded the Jinshan Temple in Zhenjiang, flooded countless villages of all sizes, and imposed karma on Fahai, so that he could not behead the three corpses. Now, he annoyed the demon monk, chased me all the way to the West Lake, sacrificed the natal weapon golden cymbal, and suppressed me at the bottom of the lake. ”
Red Sleeves frowned and hesitated, "Why didn't Fahai take back the natal artifact and let it lie still for eight hundred years......
"Hahahahahaha-" Cen Biqing fell into hysteria, "Am I so easy to get along with? If you press me with a natal weapon, I will blow up the inner dan to show you, and we will die together--the demon monk panicked, and went directly to the yang god, attached to the golden bowl, and was imprisoned to death, so that I couldn't spit out the inner dan. Fortunately, guerrilla warfare has turned into positional warfare, and it took us 800 years to spend this time...... As you can see, I'm resting in the cymbals and sleeping peacefully. But he stayed awake day and night, lest I suddenly burst out, and at last the oil ran out...... Now, there is no me in the world without him! I won!"
Before the words fell, there was an arch under the table, as if there was a behemoth about to come out, and everyone was busy looking down, but they saw a thigh-thick snake tail swept up, and the full seat of guests was swept in, all wrapped into the bag.
The table was tilted to the side, and the floor was littered with cups and plates.
The five-zhang long snake tail rolled around a dozen guests, flicking it in the air.
Xiaoqing used miserable laughter as a footnote to announce their doom, "You shameless human beings, eat all creatures all day long, what is the difference between you and the devil? You dare to say that we are demons? You are the biggest demon clan in the world! Let the old lady have a good tooth sacrifice today, what's the good thing about cooking? It's still best to be raw and fresh, and you will scream when you bite it-hahahahaha......
Redsleeves and Aya were also in the crowd of bindings, huddled tightly with the others, unable to move their arms and only their feet to kick.
Ma Yong struggled desperately, shouting sharply, "You just said that you won't eat me!" Lin Zhenying also echoed at any time, "And me! I stink, have you forgotten!"
Xiaoqing narrowed her eyes, and her two pupils compressed into a line, revealing a snake venom face, "You also believe what you say on the wine table? It's really incorrigible, you are sorry for living until now!" After speaking, he probed his neck, opened his mouth and bit Ma Yong-
The remaining three Maoshan Taoist priests, seeing that the sect master and Chun Yu Heavenly Master were both hostages, did not dare to attack rashly, and froze for a while. Only in the corner of the stone hall, two tongues of fire were shot, one hit the neck of the snake demon, it was a bullet, and the other hit the tip of the snake demon's tail, it was a rune pill.
It was the tombstone and the spoon that shot it.
Zong Fang saw the waiter coming to carry the red wine in the side hall, and felt that the opportunity had come, so he beckoned the big spoon to come forward enthusiastically to help. The waiters accepted only as if they were the entourage of the guests of honor.
The two of them carried the wine crate to the main hall, and it happened that the snake demon told the genuine [Legend of the White Snake], which distracted everyone's attention, so they stood in the shadow of the corner of the wall, waiting for the opportunity.
The first time they saw the snake demon, the source was somewhat unknown. It wasn't until the big demon made a move to hurt people that they quickly reacted -- Nima! This guy is not a human! It's a business of 749!
The two agents were well-trained, Zong Fang pulled out a silent hand gun and aimed it at the head, and Shao Jinfu used the Daomen Talisman Pill to attack the tail.
Xiaoqing was focusing on the fresh and delicious food in her bag, and she didn't pay attention to the Tao.
The bullet went through her neck, leaving a small hole, and it was okay - the hardest thing to endure was that the talisman pill in the tail was a fire talisman that was spreading and burning upwards along the tip of the tail.
She loves beauty, and she is most afraid of scars, so she screamed, and the scales of her whole body contracted, tightening the guest in her arms again.
"Purr-" Red Sleeves was strangled, about a foot long, pointed at the top and round at the bottom, rolling on the ground, occasionally touching cups and plates, making a crisp crashing sound.
Red Sleeves looked at the Qibao Linglong Pagoda, and couldn't help but scream loudly, "Du Yuan-"
The call was surprisingly effective. The mana on the ground fluctuated, and two figures jumped out of thin air.
One of them was Du Yuan! He was stunned, and couldn't figure out the situation at the scene for a while, "Who called me?"
The other person, whose landing posture was ten times stronger than him, turned around in a dashing manner, posed as a heartthrob, and said coolly, "In this case, it's better to call me-"