Gaiden: Pony Tanhua
Mrs. Pony, whose original name he doesn't even remember. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Or maybe it's not willing to bring it up.
In short, when Pony became famous, the name "Lady Pony" was already with him.
The self-proclaimed smartest person in Jiangnan also has his troubles.
He gave birth to a woman's face, and was prettier than most of the women he had ever seen.
Although the pony is romantic, most of the time is spent in the famous fireworks and willow alleys in various parts of the Yangtze River.
However, there is no one who makes the pony feel crushed.
It's not because the pony can't find it, it's because the pony doesn't want to find it.
Most people have two faces, no matter how much he behaves in fun, in his heart, he still has no sustenance.
Zhongli said that the pony is not doing his job, he is drunk all day long, he doesn't know where to go, and one day he will die at the hands of women.
Pony believes that there are many women who have been entangled with him, but there is only one that Pony really remembers.
Pony was born to be a pony, because he has no father and no mother, so naturally he has no name, only his father's surname is Ma.
The first person to call ponies "ponies" was the girl.
In a person's life, there will be many dream lovers, when the pony was young, there was a woman who saved his life with a steamed bun.
So Pony remembers her, the woman who is ten years older than him.
He still vaguely remembered the woman's name, surnamed Meng, "Meng Jiangnu's Meng, rain, is the rain that rains!"
Pony doesn't understand that he was only seven years old at the time, hadn't even read a book, and was begging to make ends meet.
And that woman, who is already ready to be married, calls herself like this, and no one will associate her name with that miserable story.
Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall.
Ponies are smart, even smarter than some adults.
He didn't starve to death because he was smart, he would pretend to be worse than others, get more food every time, and be able to barely die.
But he was almost beaten to death, also because he was too smart.
After the war subsided, there were even more displaced people than during the war.
Because there are wars to be fought, it is natural that some people can recruit troops and buy horses with food, and the best place for displaced people is to join the army.
The war has subsided, but the country is still in turmoil.
The children of the homeless are still homeless, many are starving to death, but the ponies are not.
Jealousy is human nature, even for children.
The ponie's food is snatched away, and the pony is nearly stoned to death by a group of hungry children.
But Meng Yu rescued him and threw a steamed bun to the pony.
The pony didn't die.
"What's your name?"
The pony remembers that the woman had a smile like a flower, and to this day the pony thinks that Meng Yu is the most beautiful woman in the world.
This is something that the pony is sure of no matter how many women he has seen.
"I don't have a name, I only know the surname Ma..."
"Then I'll call you a pony!"
That's how ponies are born.
The woman named Meng Yu ended up marrying far away, but the name she gave him "Little Pony" remained.
A pony with a name is naturally different from a homeless child without a name.
He survived, and he was smart, cunning, strong...
In short, he learned all the traits that are conducive to survival.
What changed was that he gradually revealed the appearance of a woman, even more beautiful than any woman he had ever seen.
That's kind of a frustration
But his original intention has not changed, in order to live, in order to see Meng Yu again.
After all these years, the pony has not been able to get what he wanted.
It was only in the occasional news that I learned that a large family in the distance was robbed, and the whole family was spared.
If there is no direction in life, it is not a pleasant thing after all.
The pony borrows wine all day to drown his sorrows, going back and forth to Fireworks Willow Lane.
But it costs a lot of money to go to Fireworks Willow Lane, and the pony is no longer cheating, and he is stretched.
Wang Wulang found him, Wang Wulang, who had more than a dozen wives, and asked him to be a military advisor.
All the expenses of the pony are covered by the Jinghai Gang.
Pony wonders if Wang Wulang is both male and female, but in fact, he is interested in his appearance.
Because of Wang Wulang, the pony is called "Mrs. Pony".
That's right, literally, it means to show trust in the pony.
This kind of trust, the pony felt, was better not.
What Wang Wulang was thinking, the pony didn't dare to speculate, but the pony knew that Wang Golang's kung fu was very powerful.
Whether it's the kung fu on the outside or inside, the meaning of each...
Although Wang Wulang didn't do anything, the name of "Mrs. Pony" spread with this long mouth.
It only took half a day for the pony to go from opposition to finally obedience to this title.
Because Pony thinks that the title of "Madame" is very suitable.
The man in the world can be called "Madame", but in this world, there is only a pony.
Wang Xihua, the son of Wang Wulang, when he first saw Pony, he called Pony "beautiful sister".
However, when he learns that the pony is a man, he gags.
Wang Xihua is a demon, and Pony knows this from the time she sees Wang Xihua.
Wang Wulang gave his son the name "Xihua", but Wang Xihua hated the pony very much.
Because ponies are not women.
Wang Xihua hates men, especially men who are smarter than him.
Ponies are smart men with a woman's face.
This is the fundamental reason why the pony was hated by Wang Xihua, and the subsequent disgust was derived from this incident.
The pony's original backer was Wang Wulang, and thanks to Wang Wulang's care, no matter how much silver he spent to find the girl, Wang Wulang accepted all the orders.
But after Wang Xihua became sensible, the pony's life was not as good as day by day.
From full receipt as ordered, to full receipt every other month, to the privilege of only one month a year.
In the end, the salary is paid on a monthly basis, which is simply not enough to meet the daily expenses.
Of course, even if the pony doesn't look for it, there are a lot of girls who post it upside down.
But Pony doesn't want to go to the girl of the good family, he doesn't want to hurt others.
Staying away from strife is the best way to do it.
Drinking friend Hengyue often says: Among men, when they drink, they are the happiest, because when they drink, they are not so intrigued.
Although Heng Yue is an unhappy person on weekdays, of course, staying with Wang Wulang often will inevitably be affected.
Zhongli joined in, and the three of them drank together.
"Three people drinking, aren't they the three of the first yuan in the temple test?"
Exactly, so the three of them fought together, and Hengyue had the best wine, so it was "Heng Champion", which means "always Champion".
Zhongli's alcohol power is secondary, so it is the "general list eye", that is, "always the list eye".
Pony, the worst alcohol, so Tanhua's position fell on him.
Thus was born "Pony Tanhua".