Chapter 121, borrowing the Peach Blossom Spring
Chapter 121, borrowing the Peach Blossom Spring
Timo absconded in fear of sin, but the four demon saints did not dare to say goodbye, they first asked the crazy old man to leave, and then turned to Yang Qi to say hello, and when he left, the gibbon monkey sighed and said:
"Brother Yang Qi, you and I got married with wine, and we hit it off at first sight. I don't know when we will see each other again this time. The battle of the Demon Immortals is inevitable, I really don't want to be your enemy, Brother Yang Qi, you are still a loose cultivator, there is still room for choice, whether you are an enemy or a friend is all in your thoughts......"
Yang Qi was also a little excited, what kind of identity this demon saint is, but he is willing to be commensurate with a loose cultivator brother in the early stage of his out-of-body life, much more than those old antiques in the world. He clenched his fists and said to the four demon saints:
"In the past few days, it has been like a dream, and I have met all the old brothers, which is Yang Qi's great fate. Heaven is unfair, and this mirage has been exiled for 10,000 years, and now you want to take revenge, Yang Qi does not dare to stop it. I just hope that the battle of the Demon Immortals will not harm the world, although Yang Qi is insignificant, he must also fight for the world!"
As for that, it is useless to say more. When Yang Qi said this, he politely rejected the kindness of the Demon Saint, but he also made his position clear, that is, he was on the side of the human race.
After several demon saints left, Yang Qi felt that the matter was very important, so he had to leave this mirage quickly, and tell the news that the demon clan was going to counterattack, the great god Dayu, the Yin Emperor Zulong, and his second brother-in-law, the Tang Emperor Li Shimin and others.
Yang Qi also asked the old man to resign, but the old man didn't comply, pulled Yang Qi's sleeve and said:
"Boy, you want to leave, there is no door! I betrayed the little fat man for you, you have to play with me!"
What are you playing? The lives of tens of millions of people in the world are in danger, where does Yang Qi still have the heart to mess around with this old man? Reason with him, he must be playing the piano to the cow. How can this be?
Look at this old man crazy, not much different from a child, and taking him away won't cause any trouble, right? Yang Qi has experience in taking children, Yu Xiaoyu was so difficult at the beginning, so he was still obedient to him.
"Old gentleman......"
"Boom!"
"Ouch...... You...... How are you beating people?"
Yang Qi covered his head and complained. The old man put down his hand, glared at him, and said:
"You scolded me first, 'Mr. dies first, Mr. dies first', haven't you heard? You cursed me to death, what's wrong with hitting you twice?"
......
"Old ...... Old man?"
"Boom!"
"Ouch...... You...... Why are you beating people again?"
"You laugh at me again, when I am a little girl under eighteen? ”
This old man is really difficult, Yang Qi was in a hurry, and shouted:
"Old man!"
"Hey...... That's right, the little fat man also shouted like this at the beginning. The little fat man said, longevity is the meaning of the old, the head of the heaven and the earth, you called me the old man earlier, isn't it over. ”
Yang Qi scolded in his heart: Little fat man, little fat man, if you catch it in the future, you must be knocked into a pig's head!
"Old ...... Old man, it's not fun to look at the empty building, why don't you follow me, the outside world will be exciting. ”
The old man shook his head again and again, saying that Teemo had told him that he didn't know what his name was in case he was trafficked, and it was very dangerous.
Hey, why is the seemingly non-toxic and harmless little fat man so bad?
Yang Qi thought about it, smiled, and said to the old man:
"Didn't you forget what your name used to be? It's better that you can start with a domineering name again, won't you?"
The old man thought about it, too. What's it called? The name of the domineering point is the biggest in the sky, right? I'll call it "Piercing the Sky"!
What a domineering name! Pierce the sky, this will make you famous all over the world!
Yang Qi took out a piece of peach source holy leaf, and sighed with some emotion in his heart, he was connected with the little urchin Yu Xiaoyu on the peach pit Shenzhou before, and now he wants to ride the peach leaf boat with this old naughty boy, is all this doomed in the dark?
For the sake of the common people in the world, when I arrived at the Peach Blossom Spring, it didn't hurt to be beaten and scolded by Wei Qinghua and the old wolf ribs a few times. This Yang Qi was still in the mood to tease the old man at the moment, and said:
"I said to pierce the sky, watch me make a trick for you, and take you through time and space!"
Yang Qi raised his hand and was about to throw out the Taoyuan Holy Leaf, only to hear a "whoosh" sound, a poisonous needle shot in his hand, Yang Qi looked back, it was a hateful little fat man, felt dizzy, and fell to the ground.
Timo was sweating profusely, and did not dare to come near, but said in a loud voice:
"Brother Yang Qi, I have something important to tell you, I was afraid that you would leave, so I shot you. When I'm done, I want to beat or scold, whatever you want. ”
Yang Qi shook his head, gradually sobered up, and saw that Natimo was full of anxiety, maybe there was really something, so let him have something to say quickly. Timo breathed a sigh of relief and revealed a shocking secret.
It turned out that in order to avoid the four demon saints, Timo slipped into Haishi City, and happened to meet the fire demon saint Xiao Cui, the bright demon saint Kyle and two mysterious visitors to talk secretly. Teemo was naturally adept at stealth, so he hid and eavesdropped.
Two mysterious visitors passed the decree of the Great Demon King, saying that the three Demon Saints who had lurked in the human world before had no news, and that something might have happened to them, and the Demon King ordered the remaining seven Demon Saints to go to the human world quickly, create chaos, and destroy the immortal clan's Dao system.
One of the big-eyed mysterious people lowered his voice and said, "The demon king wants you to cast a spell together to block the Yellow River into the sea, and the river will flow backwards and turn half of the Tang Dynasty into an ocean along the Huaishui, Surabaya, and the Grand Canal.
The more Yang Qi listened, the more frightened he became, he jumped up and threw out the Taoyuan Holy Leaf, grabbed the hand that stabbed the sky, and shouted to Timo:
"Are you coming with me, or do you want to be made into 'Teemo Mushroom Stew'?"
As soon as Timo trotted and jumped onto the peachleaf boat, the boat turned into a light and disappeared into thin air.
At this time, the Peach Blossom Garden is also a mess.
It turned out that when the fishman Fizz, the mermaid Nami, and the snake girl Medusa arrived at the Peach Blossom Spring, they unexpectedly met a few acquaintances, and they were very familiar good brothers - a pair of friends of the Demon Saint Old Wolf, the Demon Saint Ribs, and the Earth Demon Saint Wei Qinghua, who became a beauty. Acquaintances naturally inevitably greeted each other, and the cute little fishman slipped his mouth in a few words, and Wei Qinghua and a few people knew that they had fallen for Yang Qi and worked as a coolie for so long in vain.
However, after staying in Taohuayuan for a while, they were also touched by the hospitality, simplicity and kindness of Taoyuan people, and they didn't want to attack directly. Together with the little fishman, he found Uncle Qin and explained his intentions.
Uncle Qin knew that he couldn't hide it from everyone, so he had to ask the Peach Blossom Girl to come out and meet everyone. The Peach Blossom Girl arranged for the fish people to have a meal, and only then did she tell everyone about the fact that the Grandpa of the Peach Blossom Source Divine Tree was gradually exhausted and the Taoyuan Enchantment was about to collapse. He also said that it was his own idea to deceive Wei Qinghua, the old wolf, and the ribs to support the enchantment, but she was a little girl, how could she deceive these tens of thousands of years old goblins?
After staying in this beautiful place for a few days, don't say that Wei Qinghua, even the old wolf and pork ribs feel that it doesn't matter if they contribute something to the enchantment. But I couldn't swallow the breath of being deceived by Yang Qi, especially the pork ribs, and I swore that I would see Yang Qi and have to peel off his skin.
Fiz the fish-man, Nami and Medusa are homesick and will leave in a few days. Taohua, Wei Qinghua and the others couldn't keep it, so they sent them away.
Later, this beautiful conversation was written by Mr. Wuliu as a poem, and it was widely circulated in the world, but it was a long time ago, and some of the articles changed their taste. The real original text is like this:
When he saw the fishman, he was shocked and asked where he had come from. Answered. Then he had to return home, and set up wine to kill chickens for food. When the village heard about this person, Xian came to inquire. Since Yun Xianshi avoided the chaos of the Qin Dynasty, he led his wife and people to this desperate situation, and did not come back, so he was separated from outsiders. The fishman asked what the world was, but he didn't know that there was a Han, regardless of the Wei and Jin dynasties. The villagers all sighed for what they had said. The rest of the people returned to their homes, and they all drank and ate. Stop for a few days and resign. The Chinese said: "It is not enough for outsiders." ”
Later generations mistakenly wrote "fishman" as "fisherman", which is regrettable......
This is a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being. Let's say that after the fishman left (remember not to be a fisherman), the three demon saints started their coolie careers again, and naturally hated Yang Qi's thief more and more.
Wei Qinghua: Hehe, it's really you. Throw me here and go to the mermaid by yourself, don't think I can't see it! That mermaid girl heard us scold you, tears were about to come out, and she defended you again and again, "Brother Yang Qi is not that kind of person...... "It's really numb! I don't know what kind of person you are, despicable and shameless thief, you may not know it yourself, you kissed me not once, but three times! You fool, wait for you to come back and see how I clean you up!"
By the way, you're really charming enough, and the peach blossom girl is also very protective of you. "It's all my idea, it has nothing to do with Brother Yang Qi", who are you fooling? Wearing so little, even I blush, will you pervert let it go? Well, I will have the opportunity to ask the peach blossom girl in the future, where did you get the clothes......
Old wolf: Yang Qi, Yang Qi, your name is really not wrong. As the saying goes: People are good at being bullied, and I am a wolf and being ridden by sheep. It's not good since I met you, I don't talk about being a vegetarian every day, my tail is hairless, and the children in Peach Blossom Land call me a bald-tailed wolf when they see me, so shameless. Sooner or later, this account will be settled with you!
Pork ribs: hey, hey, hey...... I wondered, thinking that the Netherworld Ancestor, who drank blood all year round, would drink peach juice every day. What's even more infuriating is that the children of Peach Blossom Land bullied me for not having legs, and caught me like a butterfly every day with a net bag! You first snatched my eight-grade blood lotus, and then put me into the demon refining pot, and now you are still here to carry the Taoyuan Enchantment for you, do they have legs, do I have legs? Ouch, my waist ...... Wait, boy, my little ancestor, I don't want anything, come back quickly, if you continue like this, I'm afraid that my old bones will really fall apart......
Peach Blossom: Hmph, the dignified disciple, and he said that he was a scholar! Take other people's peach source holy leaves to soak that mermaid, and don't even let go of the fish, are you still human? The next time I see you, I ...... I...... I'll clean you up when you're ready!
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When he arrived in the Peach Blossom Garden, before he saw Wei Qinghua and the others, Yang Qi felt that his eyelids jumped, could something be wrong?