Holding a boxed lunch, the head of the security department didn't eat it, and he didn't eat it, but looking at Wu Lai, who was looking forward to it, it was difficult to be warm, so he still ate it. However, he found that these green vegetables and radishes were much better than the delicacies of the mountains and seas that he ate every day in the hotel, and he quickly finished the boxed lunch. The security captain looked at him strangely: This is not much better than pig food, why is it that the director still eats so deliciously, is it really so delicious?

The head of the security department thought to himself: It seems that the food in the canteen is really good! In the future, I will have to go to the canteen more often, and it will be cheaper. But when he went every day, he found that the food in the cafeteria would make people vomit when he ate it.

The security captain was very depressed at this time, and he didn't have a share of the sofa, but he didn't expect these boys to sit directly on the sofa. Not only that, Wu Lai saw that there was a bunch of bananas on the table, so he directly took three and gave one to Wang Fei and Song Jian, and ate one for himself. It seems that they have made the security service their own home. The captain of the security guard stared dryly.

When the chief of the security department finished eating, he asked, "What the hell is going on?"

"That's right, Director, these students were fighting in the cafeteria, and they beat one of our security guards, so I brought them here. The security captain standing on the side explained respectfully.

The head of the security department looked at Wu Lai and asked suspiciously, "Is what he said true?"

Wu Lai said with a face full of grievances: "Chief, we have been wronged! We just drove away a few flies." You said that if you had flies buzzing around all the time while you were eating, would you be happy to eat?"

The head of the security department nodded, "Well, I'm definitely going to get rid of the flies." ”

Wu Lai rushed up and hugged the head of the security department and said, "That's it! In a fit of rage, we drove those flies away!"

"Then what does it have to do with your fights?" the chief of security was still a little puzzled. He knew that the security captain under him would not frame others casually.

The security captain said: "Director, I think the flies they are talking about may be the students who were beaten by them, and we saw with our own eyes that several students who were beaten with blue noses and swollen faces came downstairs. ”

The director of the security department came to his senses, he heard Wu Lai keep talking about flies, thinking that there were really flies, it turned out to be a metaphorical statement, so he said: "Three classmates, you are openly fighting and making trouble in the cafeteria, this is very undeserved, and the impact is not good. Since you have also admitted it, indicating that you have repentance, then this is good, I will not pursue it, and each of you can write a review and give it to me. ”

"What, you want to write a review?" Wu Lai looked at him in surprise.

"How? Writing a review is already a light punishment. ”

"No, the head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and you can't do such a face-losing thing as writing a punishment. The three of them said in unison.

The head of the security department was sweating profusely, and the security captain was also sweating like rain. He knew the temper of the director, and he didn't give them a credit today, but he didn't expect them to bargain.

"And what do you want?" asked the Chief of Security.

Wu Lai said eloquently: "We are not wrong, why should we write a review?"

The chief of the security department asked rhetorically: "Isn't it wrong for you to fight and make trouble?" You should have been punished, but I just need you to write a review. Writing a review is easy and easy. ”

Wu Lai said: "Then what if we don't write?"

"If you don't write it, then I'll have to give you a demerit. ”

"Aren't you afraid that I will sue you for abuse of power, Sir?"

"It's my job to deal with these things, and even the principal will support me. ”

"Really, then call the principal now and ask if he'll support you. ”

"There's no need to bother the principal with such a trivial matter. He suddenly remembered something and asked, "What's your name?" Khan remembered.

"My name is Wu Lai, School of Management and Economics, their names are Wang Fei and Song Jian, and they are also from School of Management and Economics. ”

"I advise you to choose to write a review, otherwise you will annoy the commissioner, and it is not a joke to be deducted. The security captain kindly reminded.

"We wouldn't have written, and even if the principal knew, he wouldn't have punished us. ”

"Cut, don't talk big. The principal is stricter than the director, and he can't rub sand in his eyes. ”

"Hehe, no matter how strict a person is, there is a time to rub sand in his eyes. Wu Lai smiled, turned back to Song Jian and Wang Fei and said, "Cousin, Ah Jian, show the old man what the old man wrote in the morning." ”

Song Jian asked suspiciously: "Boss, which old man?" Suddenly he remembered and said, "Is it the principal?" I remember, boss, you like to call them old men the most, but to describe them as old men, it is really vivid, boss, you are really great. ”

When the head of the security department and the captain of the security department heard this, they sweated so much that they almost fell.

The chief of security steadied himself and asked, "You said the principal wrote something for you?"

The three of them took out the certificate issued by the principal, and saw that Wu Lai gave it with the words: Han Xue is not bound by anything he does at Longjing University, as long as he does not commit adultery.

"Who is classmate Han Xue?" the head of the security department asked suspiciously when he saw this name.

"Sorry, I got it wrong. Although Wu Lai was a little embarrassed, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, so he directly took out his own to show them. The content of the note taken out by Wang Fei and Song Jian is similar, but the names are different.

Seeing that Wu Lai was able to take out two copies at once, the head of the security department looked at him suspiciously, thinking that he was a fake, so he said, "You can't forge the principal's signature, right?"

Wu Lai said with an unhappy face: "How is this possible? Even if you can forge your signature, you can't forge the principal's private seal." ”

The director of the security department found that in addition to the official seal, there was also the principal's private seal on the note, and he already believed in his heart that it was not a forgery, but in order to be sure, he said: "I want to confirm with the principal." ”

Wu Lai complained: "I said earlier that I would let you call the principal, and I went around for a long time, and finally decided!

The head of the security department called the principal and reported the incident, but as soon as the principal heard that it was Wu Lai, he immediately scolded: "You bastard, you don't care what they do, as long as they don't stab Long Da." ”

The Chief of Security said resignedly, "Headmaster, I see. ”

After hanging up the phone, he politely said to Wu Lai: "Classmate Wu Lai, it seems that this is a misunderstanding, you can go." ”

Wu Lai waved his hand at him: "Chief, see you next time." After speaking, he took Wang Fei and Song Jian and left slowly.

After they left, the head of the security department and the captain of the security team sat directly on the sofa: I hope I don't see these scoundrels again in the future.